The nice draft officer will ring your doorbell, flirt with your mom, and sit on your couch. You will be summoned from the basement and before you can process what just happened you will be on the bus on your way to get your head shaved for your compulsory vacation to Fort Benning.
>"when I see him on my lawn I'll grab my Glock and-"
You won't do shit.
>"B-b-but frag my-"
You. Won't. Do. Shit.
Sorry zoomzooms.
Cry about it. Cope about it. Even seethe about it.
It doesn't matter.
You will be getting on the bus.
Accept it.

Fuck you niggers

>>507635931 (OP)
No I dont think I will. Fuck yourself you disgusting glowie fuck

>>507636238
That what you're telling yourself you're going to say to your DI while softly weeping into your pillow so you don't wake your bunkmates?

>>507635931 (OP)
>the bus
Not how it works

>>507636447
I don't remember saying you have a choice in the matter, you broccoli haired faggot.

>>507635931 (OP)
I love how this website had to have their government step in and put down the ultimate epicenter of basement dwellers by essentially grounding them via slide threads telling them to join the military or even just get a job

>>507635931 (OP)
I ain’t gonna serve globohomo jews

>>507636679
I don’t remember you having any say either.

>>507635931 (OP)
>flirt with mom

You mean gape every hole

>>507637136
>implying you're going to have a choice
My fucking sides

>>507635931 (OP)
My doorbell is a detonation device

>>507635931 (OP)
>You will be getting on the bus
its the only way to kill face to face the faggots on this board who call you mutt and seethe at your existence.

and well fucking worth it. i would fight for the promise of the us gov taking control of 4chins and torturing fags leftshits browns and niggers with it.

mudniggers and rusfags and chinkroaches all hate you no matter what might as well kill them i suppose.

A guy who wakes up screaming every night and shits his pants during drills cant be trained

Dodging is a crime. The cops arrest.

I've seen some Ukraine videos on the subject.

Jids rape kids

>>507637411
die

So speaking in truth, can these chuds go to prison if they DO try to harm or even kill recruitment officers?

>>507635931 (OP)
I keep responding to these threads to reverse demoralize the OP zogbots. you can do webm related without me thanks. haha.

>>507637436
word salad shizo babble is also helpful. remind them that we never went to the moon and the earth is flat.

>>507637527
cant, i am immortal.

>>507637481
The ones of trucks full of draftoids getting a ballistic drone sent up their ass and their confused faces before death getting livestreamed and laughed at on /pol/?
Yeah, it's pretty instructive as to what is about to happen.

>>507635931 (OP)
There won't be a draft.

>>507637960
can we at least bomb them until their internet no longer works? please?

>>507636995
I love that it's still not working. A whole generation of fighting aged males who will not fight for Israel, it's a beautiful thing to see

I will immediately open the throat of the zionist Jew draft officer on my front porch with only this tiny little knife. I pray to God from the bottom of my soul for martyrdom killing zionist Jews.

>>507635931 (OP)
>>507636489
>>507636679
>>507637383
>>507637831
Post nose

>>507638253
>said he, as he furiously twisted the pickle jar in his fat diabetic hands to no avail...

:0

>>507638253
You won't do shit. You will be on the bus before it even dawns on you what just happened.

>>507635931 (OP)

....and the moment they give you a loaded rifle you shoot down every officer around you!

its up to you! you die like a sheep, far from home in a dirty trench, send into death by an complete idiot, or you take out a few of the idiots and die like a hero!

this world, his society isnt worth to protect, it nothing but hell, filled with niggers and other ungratefull scum ...

... do you know what happens when you loose a war? for the average guy its just you pay taxes to some other guy who kicked the ass of the guy you payed taxes before ....

>>507635931 (OP)
Considering that everyone here is considered a "white nationalist" by the US government they wouldn't be able pass a secret security clearance, therefore making them ineligible to be enlisted or commissioned.

~ 8 years active Army

PS: I know you're some 37/38 CMF series posting this shit, probably at Fort Meade, MD. Enjoy the I-95 traffic back home faggot.

>>507638678
i like how winning in said trench never even occured to you...you study war at the russian officer academy?

>>507638229
This
You can clearly see that 90%+ of anons are not failing for the bullshit and the rest are low enough IQ that the world is only going to improve with them gone

After my dead body. They never get me alive, Bo!

>>507638678
See the part I wrote about bullshit threats to kill the draft officer or frag your own side.
You won't do shit, Fritz. You know it. I know it.

>>507635931 (OP)
this is lauren southern

>>507635931 (OP)
I am not getting on that bus you french faggit

>>507636489
Hahahahaha faggot

>>507639204
Didn't she blow up her entire marriage for Destiny?

>>507635931 (OP)
Sir this would be a very "special bus".

>>507639595
french faggit understand I am not getting on your bus

>>507635931 (OP)
I'm not going, simple as.

>>507639740
DO you want a plane instead?

I’m 38 and medically disabled. They aren’t drafting me for shit. I mean, if they want to put me through 6 months of rehab and hire me to teach basic marksmanship. But that’s about the only skill I possess.

>>507635931 (OP)
POC will get on the bus my little small white dick will be staying home eating tendies.

no more video games for you fatty, you will get drafted :DD

>>507635931 (OP)
they won't make it up my driveway hahaha

I DON'T KNOW

BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD

ESKIMO PUSSY

IS MIGHT COLD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Sk-Zh-19l0

>>507635931 (OP)
>Draft
So sick of this meme. The only way a draft is happening is if China crosses the proverbial Rubicon. Iran only has the potential to be an Iraq 2: Electric Boogaloo, at best.

>>507639981
It is a bus for titcows.

>>507639826
now I want to pick up a sword and cut the head off of charlemagne and laugh about it clovis a faggit

>>507640249
I have this idea to literally kill charlemagne with a sword and that is ethical

>>507635931 (OP)
>reddit fag memeflag
Sad shit from the left

>>507639842
Don't worry. You can always be sent to distract the enemy, while the real soldiers make use your diversion. True, you might die. BUT... the diversion was worth it.

Hey Zoomers, why wait for the Draft Officer to come for you, when you can come to Mexico?
Dont want the Feds to catch you at the border?
Just jump the non existant wall your leader never built and do a reverse wetback!
Very poor? Every single dollar is 20 pesos, you´ll become rich instantly!
Samson got you down? Mexico is out of reach of Israeli missiles!
Already lots of "remote workers" have taken the step, and will go AWOL the moment war breaks out!
There are miles of unoccupied desert, ready to breed cows, invent a new religion that lets you marry more than one wife, and create a new bloodline with your name on it! Just Google "LeBaron"!
Better hurry now, before your president shows you how well he can defend a border when you are the one jumping it!

>>507640165
Whatever you need to tell yourself, Chud.

>>507635931 (OP)
Whatchu gonna do
when the ZOG press gang comes lookin for YOU!
Oh yeah brutha!

>>507635931 (OP)
I’m too fat to fight. Unless they have a gun that mounts to a rascal scooter, I’ll be sitting this one out. I’ll be here watching you poor bastards get your asses blown off.

>>507642515
>implying they won't just send you to fat camp, then basic
My fucking sides.

>>507635931 (OP)
That's because I'm not. I will forever tell you what to do like we have a Federal Reserve Bank yet all the world unfolds my way. Like a joint chiefs chair just got fired raw and like there's too many black men having sex with white women too. And I have been selectively unemployed for the last four years for being white, very attractive, and an utter terrorist.

>>507635931 (OP)
I will betray them or die trying if I’m gonna die it will be here not in some nameless foreign shithole suck my dick.

I'm back as well.

>>507642172
the war will be here.

>>507635931 (OP)
Iran is already reaching out for peace talks. Just on the six o clock news chud sexual. You can fantasize about white dudes joining the military another day

>>507635931 (OP)
OP is a flaggot

>>507635931 (OP)
its only 200 meters to woods from my home, they'll never find me

>>507637701
>kill draft nigger
>straighttojail.gif
>life sentence
>Palantir (actual zogbot) flags you to be sent to the frontlines, anyway.

>>507646692
Your fellow inmates would be more than happy to shoot the MP and make a run for it unlike the pussies you'd find in a regular platoon
If I'm gonna die you bet I'll take as many of those actively putting me in harms way as I can. And that's not the Iranians

>>507647244
The establishment will enjoy defeat. The warfare phase has come and gone. Rotschild Luciferian Globalist Israel is a spoil of war. This all said from the condition of flawless memeflag victory.

Ok

go die for isreal yourself you fucking kike

perforate your CO multiple times the moment you're given live ammo. in call of duty.