I'm not dying for Israel

Kek

>>507640351 (OP)
well, thechnically someone that looks like that isn't going to die for israel. I dont think the military has 5xl uniforms

They will die for us haha

>>507641852
That is way bigger than 5 XL.

>>507642031
silly American goys amirite schlomipoo

This one really made them seethe hard, huh?

JEWS ARE desperate

>>507640351 (OP)
Israel? Never heard of it.

>>507642289
Hell yeah Britbro, thanks for giving us this country so we could easily control the world without any issues

>>507640351 (OP)
So many kikes posting the same line
It seems it really hit them right in the psyche

Is this supposed to be some kind of a jab at people not dying for Israel?
Because men are quite literally dropping out of society to sit in front of their computer and they're doing that out of choice.
They also have nothing to lose, so any feminine shaming tactics about men being repulsive lazy fucks won't work.
If a man isn't chasing pussy or participating in society, how are you going to shame him into compliance?
It's funny watching the cognitive dissonance at play, as the systems have no fucking idea how to control people who just don't give a shit. And it was the system itself that drove these men into not giving a shit.
If our retarded governments had any perspective or intelligence, they wouldn't have attacked men, they would have kept them compliant. It's a beautiful mess to witness.

>>507640351 (OP)
It should really be “I won’t die for Europe” because thad’s who we always end up dying for. Just a months ago wanted us to go die for Ukraine. Fact is Iran concerns every western country because of the oil.

mocking the people who you're completely dependent on for your existence seems like a bad idea

>>507640351 (OP)
Ok, but I'm still not fuckin' dying for Israel.

>>507640351 (OP)
tap tap tap

>>507640351 (OP)
Haha yep I’m farding and shidding I’m so scared of war. Fat too. Welp, best of luck to you.

>>507642638
Of course schlomipoo schmeckelstein, knowing my hard earned money is being put into funding mass migration and Israel's defense budget sure does give me the oompf I need to continue consooming and working. Thanks brother!

>>507640351 (OP)
There's anger present in this 'social commentary', or 'joke', and there is desperation noted, but the 'joke' makes no inherent sense for a defined message, even an ironic statement, and it is absent of humor.

>>507640351 (OP)
>half the board is shills trying to shame people for not wanting to join the latest kike war
Look shillOP, I don't know which boomer retard officer thought going the pseudo-tsundere angle about it would work, but you should really stop trying to make meme.
You just don't have the skills for it and it's hilarious.

Haha

>>507640351 (OP)
I look like that and they wouldn't even bother airlifting me to Israel. I'll die for diabetes.

>>507640351 (OP)
Still not dying for pissrael lol.

>>507645093
Never overestimate the morality of a kike. They’d just use you to absorb some sort of firepower. You’d be a human shield most likely.

>>507640351 (OP)
I know, I know, okay, it's just that - I'm not dying for Israel!

>i am dying for israel

>they ain't no drafting us patriots

>>507640351 (OP)
Why did the jew post a picture of himself?

>>507640351 (OP)
>If I pretend my opponent is fat, then I'm winning!

lol

>>507640351 (OP)
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

thats the neet spirit, living the dream, drowning in anime, manga, and hentai

who needs to wagecuck or fight for some zionist agenda when you got waifus and 2d paradise?

im marathoning apothecary diaries and jerking to lolicon yuri doujins. no way im leaving my battlestation for their bs. zero rent, zero draft, all vibes.

the jew has no power over basement dwellers

let tel aviv and the whole 3d mess implode

this is now a dakimakura recommendation thread

>>507640351 (OP)
I look that and I say that. Not dying for Israel disgusting neocon boomers.

>>507645554
is that it? i mean is it just that you are going to be dying for israel? Aren’t you going to comply with the draft? you just simply and unequivocally reject it, hahahahahahhahaa?

>wtf I want to die for israel now

>>507640351 (OP)
>I'm not dying for Israel!
There really is nothing worse than that.

>>507640351 (OP)
I'm obese so I'm exempt from service. It's not that bad.

>>507643464
The implication is that everyone who isn't fat will die for israel. And that's a good thing.

>>507640351 (OP)
Just reply with a picture of a kike and watch him recoil

Their hive mind collective consciousness has been triggered without a doubt

my ancestor!

>>507647827
Yes, I know, I'm very sorry, I just - actually, no, I'm not sorry, and I'm not dying for Israel!

>my ancestor!

>>507646657
Would