HAPPENING: CHINESE MILITARY COOK CAN FEED 300 IN 1 HOUR - /pol/ (#507640429) [Archived: 1050 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: 6Hl8kc1CUnited States
6/16/2025, 11:43:55 PM No.507640429
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We truly are going to lose WW3 hard

https://x.com/Blind___Gamer/status/1794903950455697697
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Anonymous ID: 2C6ozWRpUnited Kingdom
6/16/2025, 11:44:44 PM No.507640531
>>507640429 (OP)
The Chinese are a lot like Indians in their shitty propaganda
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Anonymous ID: FM4dPWLIUnited Kingdom
6/16/2025, 11:45:26 PM No.507640627
>>507640429 (OP)
Wow that's a lot of stir fried bat
Anonymous ID: +hBTlRbLUnited States
6/16/2025, 11:45:39 PM No.507640662
>>507640429 (OP)
I don't know much about this but 300 seems small.
Anonymous ID: SCTEjQfmUnited States
6/16/2025, 11:45:49 PM No.507640674
>>507640429 (OP)
>armed police force learning how to cook food instead of beating minorities in the deserts of xinjiang
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Anonymous ID: yYjNNI/QGermany
6/16/2025, 11:46:01 PM No.507640695
>>507640429 (OP)
That's a lot of shitty ramen.
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Anonymous ID: NfrCcwwuUnited States
6/16/2025, 11:47:00 PM No.507640821
>>507640429 (OP)
>throw in dehy and slop crystals into a soup pot
>???
>PROFIT!!!
Holy shit i am wowed
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Anonymous ID: /DLqratNNorway
6/16/2025, 11:47:07 PM No.507640833
>>507640674
kek
Anonymous ID: TPDly34HUnited States
6/16/2025, 11:48:26 PM No.507640991
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Infinitely cooler than anything the mutt parade had
Anonymous ID: APcbSagLUnited States
6/16/2025, 11:48:27 PM No.507640992
>>507640674
an army marches on its stomach
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Anonymous ID: CXXoVXdUUnited States
6/16/2025, 11:49:45 PM No.507641580
>>507640429 (OP)
I bet 90% of their MRE diet is rice. The Mongolians under Genghis Khan whipped China for a reason!
Anonymous ID: 6Hl8kc1CUnited States
6/16/2025, 11:49:50 PM No.507641597
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>>507640821
meanwhile they feed zog this
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Anonymous ID: 7uzsWD3DUnited States
6/16/2025, 11:50:10 PM No.507641640
>>507640674
chink muzzies have learned to behave
Anonymous ID: WZ6j4Pu6United States
6/16/2025, 11:51:51 PM No.507641847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDr74_wV3qo
Anonymous ID: UfZDxTJ+United States
6/16/2025, 11:52:09 PM No.507641871
>>507640429 (OP)
wow! they managed to accomplish what an applebee's does, but they do it wearing helmets and camo

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE CHANG
Anonymous ID: mkzylUCtUnited States
6/16/2025, 11:52:13 PM No.507641877
>>507640429 (OP)
Anonymous ID: arPxl1AvUnited States
6/16/2025, 11:52:49 PM No.507641942
>>507640695
Shitty ramen = best ramen
Anonymous ID: savdw0vQUnited States
6/16/2025, 11:53:02 PM No.507641963
>>507640429 (OP)
300 servings is not really that hard if you have adequate equipment. You just do everything in bulk.

>>507641597
MREs are for in the field, at the base they get real food.
Anonymous ID: s07M7N8mUnited States
6/16/2025, 11:54:08 PM No.507642095
>>507640429 (OP)
They need helmets in the kitchen? LOL
Anonymous ID: +EgtLrGYUnited States
6/16/2025, 11:54:27 PM No.507642139
>>507640429 (OP)
That's alot of dogs and bats.
Anonymous ID: AyLQ7yU/Canada
6/16/2025, 11:54:34 PM No.507642157
>>507641597
The most unappealing thing about that photo is the thumb(?).
Anonymous ID: RWONvMkBUnited States
6/16/2025, 11:55:07 PM No.507642211
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>>507641597
red beans and rice is one of the better ones.
Anonymous ID: eft6BYbgAustralia
6/16/2025, 11:55:27 PM No.507642250
>>507640429 (OP)
>What's on the menu today, Zhang?
>Same as everyday: rice & centipede fried in gutter oil
>mmmmmmm
Anonymous ID: VpC1bD8zUnited States
6/16/2025, 11:55:45 PM No.507642298
>>507640429 (OP)
Not at all impressive. I can make 150 cups of rice in less than hour all by myself.
Anonymous ID: NfrCcwwuUnited States
6/16/2025, 11:56:03 PM No.507642328
>>507641597
Also how the fuck can you understand what's happening in the video, mister john from ohio province?
Anonymous ID: aW1L1FopUnited States
6/16/2025, 11:56:08 PM No.507642344
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>>507640429 (OP)
Anonymous ID: KEtgtcYAUnited States
6/16/2025, 11:56:08 PM No.507642346
>>507640429 (OP)
Think about your average fast food place like Chick fil a and realize that they probably serve like 5-10 times this many people during the lunch rush alone.
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Anonymous ID: TroagVCEMexico
6/16/2025, 11:56:49 PM No.507642415
>>507640429 (OP)
kinda pointless

why not just tell them to find some ants and worms in the dirt and feed themselves?
cheaper and faster
Anonymous ID: VdkMU7/VUnited States
6/16/2025, 11:57:28 PM No.507642484
>>507640429 (OP)
>55gal rice cookers
>wok fifty feet wide that needs a crane to stir
>egg rolls bigger than your head
>6 million fortune cookies an hour oven
Anonymous ID: AyLQ7yU/Canada
6/16/2025, 11:57:38 PM No.507642499
>>507640429 (OP)
You eat what you kill I thought.
Anonymous ID: 8X/cRYBNCanada
6/16/2025, 11:58:23 PM No.507642607
The impressiveness of this depends on the meals. A single person can heat up a big pot of premade slop-soup and scoop it into 300 bowls in an hour, and gradually scales up from there.
Anonymous ID: 7HUmsALuUnited Kingdom
6/17/2025, 12:00:19 AM No.507642804
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>>507640429 (OP)
I'm sure it's hard work
Anonymous ID: eft6BYbgAustralia
6/17/2025, 12:00:53 AM No.507642861
>>507642346
This, the 16 year olds working in fast food 100% serve as many, or more, people in the same time frame during lunch in a busy metropolitan area
Anonymous ID: uER1G0ncUnited States
6/17/2025, 12:01:42 AM No.507642936
>>507640531
I’m pretty sure they are investing smart people labor in solving problems.
t underutilized genius in America that has to answer to midwiits
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Anonymous ID: lRhjyY39United States
6/17/2025, 12:02:02 AM No.507642971
This is not very impressive. Westpoint academy serves 4000 students 3 meals a day in a traditional dining hall with waiting staff. 300 Chinese soldiers can be fed with a commercial vat of rice and a meat entree. I’m sure they offer more than that, but this is just basic field ration supply stuff.
Anonymous ID: mSVlX0QcUnited Kingdom
6/17/2025, 12:03:32 AM No.507643126
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>HOLY SHEET
>THEY ORDER THE 100 TAKEAWAY
>WANG WE NEED TO COOK
Anonymous ID: xjhSjhtKAustria
6/17/2025, 12:09:37 AM No.507643782
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>>507641597
the only bad thing about ZOG rations is that they constipate (purposefully) so you have to drink lots of water and extra fiber to shit like a human being and not a gorilla giving Anal birth
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Anonymous ID: j+o/UKQmUnited States
6/17/2025, 12:10:57 AM No.507643937
>>507640429 (OP)
>General Tso's Chicken extra spicy with white rice
>thats it
Anonymous ID: IhwJEbGECanada
6/17/2025, 12:14:56 AM No.507644365
>>507640429 (OP)
Ya but they are all hungry again in about a 1/2hr.
Anonymous ID: 0oFhaLLKCanada
6/17/2025, 12:17:05 AM No.507644604
>>507640429 (OP)
Kek the idea of tactical stir-fry tickles me like nothing else.
Not that it's not impressive nor logistically useful, but I'm imagining them doing this in the middle of a battlefield.
Anonymous ID: koEdTwN7United States
6/17/2025, 12:20:51 AM No.507644981
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> guy can feed 300.

If that skinny guy can feed 300-- then the average burger zogbot could easily feed 1000.
Anonymous ID: yeS/EABBCanada
6/17/2025, 12:21:18 AM No.507645027
>>507640429 (OP)
They have entire battalions thats job is to surrender so that we have to take care of them completely overwhelming our logistics. Its a war crime to just shoot them and they dont care if we do because that costs ammo.
Anonymous ID: ZOjm1bOiUnited States
6/17/2025, 12:21:42 AM No.507645069
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>>507640429 (OP)
America can feed 300 with a single food item.
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Anonymous ID: w/X+vpA4Argentina
6/17/2025, 12:24:56 AM No.507645435
>>507640429 (OP)
that means that only 7200 soldiers can be fed daily at all times.
they need to step those numbers up
Anonymous ID: 7pQNmSUaCanada
6/17/2025, 12:25:35 AM No.507645506
>>507645069
That's only enough food to feed a regular human for a day
Anonymous ID: xjhSjhtKAustria
6/17/2025, 12:27:35 AM No.507645712
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>>507645069
wish we got authentic yankee slop here
instead its all the same 6 burgers for 25 years.

My local McBurger always punches my burgers and never puts salt on my fries.
After am done eating I always feel like a death row inmate who had his last pathetic supper.
Anonymous ID: WP+Is1/VUnited States
6/17/2025, 12:29:39 AM No.507645929
>>507640429 (OP)
he is cooking chunky aborted baby chinks and dogs
Anonymous ID: zJSAVjUQUnited States
6/17/2025, 12:33:31 AM No.507646321
>>507640429 (OP)
>fastsloppa to strong we lose
Yeah sure fag.
Anonymous ID: rnhWG8QfUnited States
6/17/2025, 12:39:25 AM No.507647051
>>507640429 (OP)
wtf that requires operating like ten microwaves at once.
Anonymous ID: xiEQo3jjIreland
6/17/2025, 12:39:49 AM No.507647099
>>507643782
What is the purpose of turning loyalist forces into bloated and sluggish windbags?
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Anonymous ID: XO0AY6RT
6/17/2025, 12:40:12 AM No.507647143
>>507640429 (OP)
Do they set these up near dog pounds?
Anonymous ID: JhmtTzsYUnited States
6/17/2025, 12:42:47 AM No.507647504
>>507641597
MREs are affordable now. $3/meal. Way better than packaged food from the store. Only problems are the huge amount of salt and candy.
Anonymous ID: aCr+nWvjUnited States
6/17/2025, 12:44:02 AM No.507647672
>>507640992
wtf i thought they marched on they toes
Anonymous ID: xjhSjhtKAustria
6/17/2025, 12:57:21 AM No.507649448
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>>507647099
NATO MREs were made to be eaten only "Once" till you get out of battle (less than 48hours).

When they made them they didnt think that their soldiers could be stuck in a fight longer than that so they made the MREs that they would stop you from shitting keep you going until you are out.

Little did they know that soldiers would eat MREs like normal rations and eat a ration daily turning their shit into Cement.
Ideally you are supposed to take a shit before battle and eat an MRE and expect to be back at base in 2 days at most.

sadly thats no the reality and many soldiers ended up needing surgery to get that rock hard shit cut out from them.

Nowdays they also include Chewing gum with laxatives so it defeats the purpose.
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Anonymous ID: Sqy6J8ZXUnited States
6/17/2025, 1:00:53 AM No.507649914
>>507649448
Imagine not only believing this retarded myth but repeating it.
Anonymous ID: WVkfaMKUCanada
6/17/2025, 1:05:05 AM No.507650432
>>507640429 (OP)
the smell of their food is going to be a giveaway of their positions
Anonymous ID: 6FLit0Z/United States
6/17/2025, 1:07:32 AM No.507650755
>>507642936
youre an idiotic nigger mutt.
Anonymous ID: xjhSjhtKAustria
6/17/2025, 1:09:18 AM No.507650965
>507649914
>SAAR AM BROWN AND RETARDED SAAR

you wish your shit was anything other than brown water Shikdihk
Anonymous ID: L3IoEOKCUnited States
6/17/2025, 1:09:39 AM No.507651007
>>507640429 (OP)
>le epic chink taco truck can feed 3 gorillion soldiers heated plastic and gutter grease in 1 hour
fucking incredible might just kill myself now from this realization