https://studyfinds.org/teddy-bears-stuffed-animals-adults/

>>507641810 (OP)
>Steingold

>>507641971
The jew fears the adult teddy bear owner.

>>507642048
Kek

>>507641810 (OP)
That unironically makes me want to sleep with a teddy bear if that many other people are doing it. To be honest the only reason I dont is out of fear of social ostricism but if everyone else is doing it I might as well too.

Post your comfy teddy bears ITT

Maybe even shell out the big bucks for the premium sized teddy bear. Bitches love teddy bears.

>>507643296
there won't be any room on your bed for a female if you have a teddy bear that big

>>507641810 (OP)

>>507641810 (OP)
I sleep with my teddy beer

>>507642852
My wife bought one and I rather like it. Its like a pillow but in a more cuddle-able form. Helps me sleep better when she is out of town as well.

>>507641810 (OP)
I... I never had a teddy bear... :'(

>>507641810 (OP)
>4 in 10 adult Americans still sleep with a teddy bear

Considering that 5 in 10 adults are women, this doesn't surprise me...

>>507645246
girls sleep with teddy bears?

>>507644958
>Helps me sleep better when she is out of town as well.
lol
this anon really sleeps with a teddy bear while his wife is out fucking other dudes

>>507645283
Yes.
It's quite annoying.

>>507645535
They would rather sleep with teddy bears than a 7/10 male.

>>507641810 (OP)
A teddy bear? Just one? Fucking faggots.
How many teddy bears do the other 60% sleep with? I need to know what percentile I'm in.

>>507641810 (OP)
No shit, I got my wife a teddy bear 20 years ago when we were teenagers and she sleeps with it every night.

I fuck a 46 year old woman who brings her teddy bear over to my house when she comes over to stay the night. What the fuck

>>507641810 (OP)
>for this study we have labeled mobile devices as teddy bears

>>507645492
You're one to talk.

Your nation sleeps with anime body pillows.

>>507641810 (OP)
This Anon sleeps with TWO plusses
https://derpibooru.org/images/3612222?q=plushie+%2Cbutt

>>507641810 (OP)
I DONT WANT A WIFE UNLESS SHE HAS STUFFED ANIMALS

>>507642852
Something like this with a bigger ass
https://derpibooru.org/images/2223908?q=artist%3Aepicrainbowcrafts%2C+fluttershy

>>507643296
My ex got one of those then named it after me.

>>507649473
kys just kys

I thought 6 in 10 adults were women, not 4!

>>507641810 (OP)
Yea so most of the women and faggots sleep with teddy bears. My ex wife even did that shit. That's because they never grow up.

>>507641810 (OP)
The other 60% sleep with their phone.

>>507641810 (OP)
I think you have to define specifically what "sleeping with a teddy bear" means. Lots of women keep stuffed animals on their beds but they don't necessarily cuddle them when sleeping.

Lots of people sleep with body pillows to help align their spine, though, and a large teddy bear is effectively the same thing.

>>507641810 (OP)
You have no idea how badly I want furry silicone sex dolls to become common.

>>507645492
kill yourself faggot why the fuck do you cuck faggots always have to bring up your weird sick fetishes in everything.

I hope you kill yourself or get hit by a car the next time you go out to the street.

>>507650071
Nope it's great.
>>507650524
Just get a custom life-size plushie for now. $1000-2000.

Some Chinese storefronts sell them as low as $500.

>>507649473
what >>507650071 said... i mean, jesus man, *fluttershy*?? she's the worst! where's your goddamned dignity?

>>507649473
BASED

In all seriousness though how many of you sleep with your daki?

>>507641810 (OP)
Cute!

Post your bears

>>507653525
Dakis are completely inferior to life-size plushies.

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