Here, this is for you during Israel's time of need. No need to go fight for Israel or worry about what happens to it. You will be safe here in the US and in other countries, and you can make all the slide threads you like as all the Israelis get killed off.

We'll keep you safe.

>>507645222 (OP)
If I get sent to Israel, im going to play along til I get issued anything remotely sharp. Then they'll wish they hadn't.

Lmao

>>507645899
Bring them Jesus.
He is what they hate most.