ZOOMER EMERGENCY MEETING
uhm bros???????

>>507655133 (OP)
we done for frfr my nigga. its over.

VIBE SHIFT ALERT!
the feel good maga unity era is over

36 yo zoomer here. What’s up bros?

>>507655508
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK
all those asmon streams I won't finish watching
all those tiktok and youtube shorts that I will miss
holy fuck they can't be doing that to me I'm a fucking rizzler in ohio ong

>>507655133 (OP)
get ready to die for yoohoo in net, faggot

babyboomers demand it!

>the first gen beta will be born this year
The end has began

>>507655742
>blud thinks he's in the team :skull: :skull:
zoomers start from '97, get back to shitposting grandpa

>>507655976
No fr I’m trying totally a zoomer ong.
Watch this…

Skibbidyohiogyatt!

Dedass

haha surely bros I won't need that.... right?

>>507655133 (OP)
doomer ahh post
im bing chilling over here

>>507656292
>blud's got negative rizz aura
not bussin at all :skull:

>>507656559
Damn.. Thought I was on some rizzler typeshi

Oh well. Ig i’ll just die

>>507655133 (OP)
It's fucking over
Zion don fucked us

>>507655133 (OP)
Hi guys, if you guy could state your qualifications it would be great

>>507657583
hmm hello mr. officer let's see
>insta e-celeb
>twitch streamer
>OF whore pimp
any places available?

YOOOO Clotshot gang, where we at??? They finna be turning us into blacked ops zombie soldiers real soon FR

>>507655133 (OP)
go on hormone blockers and transmax.
they wont draft you and you can just stop anytime

>>507655133 (OP)
i'm just glad i lived long enough to see both boomers and zoomers get wiped out.

>>507659455
fuck you nigger

What will you do when they knock on your door zoomer?

Guys, relax. We’re in the possibly bombing but absolutely no boots on the ground stage. You’ve got another year at least.

>>507655133 (OP)
It’s crazy to think a good number of zoomers I’ve talked to on /pol/ will probably be dead by this time next year. Gonna miss you bros.

MILLENNIAL HERE. YOU FAGGOTS BETTER GO DIE FOR ISRAEL. I NEED MY 401K.

>>507655133 (OP)
its joever vros

MOST MEN WHO TRIED TO ESCAPE DRAFTS IN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA... SUCCEEDED! VERY FEW WERE CAUGHT.

MILLIONS WILL DODGE AND THEY WOULD NEED MILLIONS OF DRAFT OFFICERS TO CATCH THEM.

JUST DONT BE A LOW HANGING FRUIT. DO NOT THEM FIND YOU WANDERING THE STREETS OR LIVING AT YOUR LISTED ADDRESS. WHEN THEY KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR AND YOU`RE NOT HOME THEY MOVE ON, LIMITED RESOURCES.

secure supplies and an alternate place to live. remain indoors and order in any groceries.

>>507655133 (OP)
Skibidi toilet sybau! Unc trump no rizz been busy framin hood bad vibes frfr lowkey sigma frame iran war like in ohio nocap senpai sus as fuck

>>507655976
Go back newfag

>>507655133 (OP)
we finna get clapped fr fr ts shi over fr

>Sup dog how you doing fr fr no cap. These christcucks take L's on here deadass ong. They cant even pass rhe vibe check, they aint even rizz! L ratio, bet on slapping them up for not bussin, totally mid and sus. I gonna yeet a christcuck mayne sheesh. Skrrt skrrt satan slaps ong! Satan W rizz fr fr.

>>507655133 (OP)
you might be cooked gng...

>>507660315
sybau newgen ts fr pmo cuz uu lowkey in aura debt n i bet u only bag chuzz anyways :peace_hand_sign: :skull: :wilted_rose:

hope enough zoomers die before they start with my class

>>507655133 (OP)
Why are the older posters so angry all of the time?

>>507655133 (OP)
fuck this nigger want?

>>507661154
uncs are balding and seething at us rizzlers