I am *still* not envious of the so-called 1st-world. I pity you.

Thread's theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg

You have been good friends and listeners. You heeded to my words of the brazilian prophecy when you had to. You insulted, but never ceased to return to the wisdom that comes from the jungle. In the end, I do believe you understood that this facade of civilization is only yet another savannah to be survived, and that the only paradise that can exist is in God's heaven. Any other paradise is an empty promisse. Any pretense of morality is a lie by the wicked, and that survival is all that matters in this test that we call life.

Now I must go. Where you are going, to yet another suicidal war, I cannot and will not follow. I shall watch from my favela while my wife (male) services me from under the table while I play open XCOM and Counter-Strike. I stay where no one can and no one will bother me, because if you don't pay my bills, you have no say in my life.

And so continues the cycle of life. The bull is crowned. The macaco is ready.

There is nothing to be done.

Those two broke up, didn't they?

>>507666538
Toguro ran over a dude while driving in the favela with no headlights (very ironic). The dude fucking died.

So Toguro's attorney advised him to have a child, so that the newborn would convince the case's judge to do not attribute jail time to Toguro.

He had to painfully leave Sayuri and marry Nara Paraguaia, the mother of his children, to escape jail time. It is a brazilian tragedy.

But Toguro will likely rekindle his relationship with Sayuri at one point. Nara was only after his money.

Toguro is the brazilian Ubermensch, he'll survive this.

Sadly im pretty certain she chopped off her peepee. Life is cruel.

>>507667293
That's some greek tradedy level shit. Complete with homosex.

>>507666492 (OP)
Brazil is a nasty mudhole where they eat monkeys.

>>507667728
Brs don't do that. If we started it was hollywoodian influence.

>>507668905
You live in hell. All signs are there.

>>507667728
Brazilian trans do not chop their penis. Transgenders here do not expect to become women, they expect to be treated like trans. So they do not commit mutilation because they know that they are something else entirely.

>>507666492 (OP)
>has 0 clue what the term first and third world actually means, makes 0 attempt to learn or understand
right thats great kill yourself subhuman brownoid.

>>507669344
What we are taught in school is:
>1st world: rich countries
>2nd world: commies, no longer exist
>3rd world: poors, us included.

>>507666492 (OP)
God I wish I had a Brazilian ladyboy riding on my shoulders... You're so lucky OP

>>507666492 (OP)
>facade of civilization
The only difference between this word and tribe is scale of communication. Horses, roads, trains, cars, telecomm towers. You want to break the facade and see how fragile it is? Bomb a 4g tower and watch people start pulling out landline phones, bomb a power plant, and watch people start using messengers. It's not hard to chip away at civilization when it's essentially held together by fancy tin cans and string. Much like how tribal societies regulate population with infanticide and ritual 'civilization' does the same with economic policy and welfare. It's never a question whether you believe in civilization it's a question of whether or not you depend on it. Even drug dealers don't make their own food, they go to the grocery store like anyone else.

>>507669712
And the USA was taught that White people bought niggers to use for crops when they:
>didn't know the language
>didn't want to work
>didn't know how to work
instead of the white and irish indentured servants that wanted to work, knew how to work, spoke fucking english, and wanted to live with you after.
Doesn't mean its reality.

>>507667293
Were you the anon that explained this story last year?
I want count dankula to cover toguro so bad. Maybe you can email him to be a source

>>507666492 (OP)
You will never be as happy as those two queers.

>>507666492 (OP)

>>507666492 (OP)
Me in back.

>>507668905
Yes, Rich Brazil. As soon as we get money, Poor Brazil will be able to afford Tide Pods instead.

>>507670427
I'm not saying school taught us truths, I'm giving you a bseline of what any br idea of those terms mean. Being loosely defined terms and are mostly used on a non-technical sense, far from edge cases, I have never had a problem with the terms. You're literally the first person in my 40 years to claim my understanding of it is wrong. And one thing I do care about is using the correct terminology. Could you explain what is the proper definition of the terms, or point me in the general direction where I can learn it?

>>507670864
>ghibli fixed his headlights
>>507667293
>no headlights

AI could have saved their love.

>>507671216
>You're literally the first person in my 40 years to claim my understanding of it is wrong.
Are you fucking with me?
I know you guys are subhumans down there but you never fucking wondered what the terms meant?
First World are the allies in the cold war, Third World are the commies.
I feel like some of you guys are too brown to live even in your own subhuman hovels at this point really.

>>507666492 (OP)
Sayuri was such a cute guy. Ruined himself by cutting off his peepee

>>507671371
Yes, first world were the capitalists that got rich. Second world were the commies. Thirdies were too poor to participate.

You claim thirdies were commies, who were second then?

>>507671216
First World - American Empire (Greater Israel)
Second World - Soviet Empire (and other commies)
Third World - None-aligned countries (mostly shit-tier brown/nigger countries

It hasn't been relevant for decades. Modern terms would be 'developing country' and 'developed country'.

>>507671490
holy shit you are legitimately too stupid to live...

>>507666492 (OP)
Favela people will starve

>>507666492 (OP)
>I shall watch from my favela while my wife (male) services me from under the table while I play open XCOM and Counter-Strike.
You won the game I never knew I was apart of. You lucky son of a bitch

>>507671509
Yes, this is what I learned in school and said above, isn't it? I'm honestly failing to see the difference, other than the obviously subjective "rich/poor" without actual measures.

>>507671554
The guy above says 2nd were commies, not 3rd, or is my reading comprehension that bad?

>>507666492 (OP)
HOLY BASED TRANNY-LOVING MOTORCYCLIST

>>507667293
If there was any justice on this cruel rock that man's family would apologize for getting in the way of Toguro's motorcycle and true love

>>507667293
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/favela-trans-girl-saga

>>507672163
>>507667293
Man, Toguro still makes his favela penthouse reality show about bodybuilders, trannies, dwarves and gamers. But I never see him as passionate about a girl as he was for Sayuri.

Dude just kissed Sayuri like his life depended on it.

>>507673851
>Sayuri
Sayuri was perfect. I would have made passionate love to his asshole and sucked his dick. Why did he cut it off?!

>>507666492 (OP)
EU FICO LOUCO E A ENERGIA E UM PODER VÃI CRESCER

>>507670588
Toguro is the main character of Brazil, our favorite millionaire, literally some weeb bodybuilder who posted on /pol/ who made millions from his ironic reality show about sharing his favela mansion with a bunch of weirdos.

I don't think anyone would even believe Toguro's life, so absurd that it is.

>flesh eating bacteria
>greek tragedy of a love story with Sayuri
>the nasty hag who sired his son Yusuke and uses him steal money
>the fearless attitude towards fear and sense of existential pursuit that embodies the brazilian existence
>Toguro's motto is literally 'The favela has triumphed', which is the cornerstone of the brazilian system of idealism

Toguro is the man Nietzsche prophecized that would defeat the Last Man in the end times.

I am still waiting for Toguro to try and join politics.

>>507671110
UMA
UMA
UMA
UMA
UMA

>>507666492 (OP)
I want to eat Sayuri’s ass and kiss her while fucking her ass and telling her she’s a girl.

>>507674396
>Toguro in politics.
He'd go pretty far, ngl. Dunno if gringos understand the shitshow that is our politics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zEzppHsPG8 (actual candidates)

>>507673998
This video was from one month ago. Toguro and Sayuri met again.

https://youtu.be/4YCJ1mvNARE?t=452

Look at how they avoid staring in each others' eyes. The fire still burns.

Any feet pics?

>>507674887
>This video was from one month ago. Toguro and Sayuri met again.
I feel like I fell in love with Sayuri. Something about him

>>507673998
The neopussy doesn't appear to look bad at all other than the area being paler than the rest of her skin but i assume that can be fixed somehow
Science has come a long way, Brazilian and Thai surgeons are getting very good at this procedure

>>507666492 (OP)
how hard is it to get troon gf in brazil? i'm thinking of moving to sao paolo.

>>507675399
You're not wrong, but I liked Sayuri better with a penis. Makes me want to cry

>>507673998
Didn’t know she did that. What a waste.

>>507675436
troons are everywhere but they mostly hyper masculine gigachad tall man in wigs, you don't see the ones like in op pic often

>>507675522
It's very sad. Not sure why they do it. Lose the entire appeal they have

>>507666492 (OP)
KEK
wazzup OP
>I shall watch from my favela while my wife
true true
I also going to watch from my favela, while cuddling with my wife (drawing)
>Counter-Strike
hopefully 1.6, cuz GO is garbage
I heard there's even a new one now, must be even worse

we are living the life

>>507675399
Oh, fuck. Very sad. Unless that is a very good tuck.

But that skin isn't lighter, there's something like a white bandage colvering it. I had to zoom in there to see it, and I usually don't even look at troons with no dick

>>507666492 (OP)
>Posting a tranny as a flex
How gay are you? No wait nevermind you're from brazil

>>507675436
>>507675580
This But as to how, I'd recommend going to more LGBT friendly parties or befriending tranny hookers. In about a month of swiping in "Facebook dating", back when it came out (I was too lazy to download tinder), I matched a couple of trannies, oen was a hooker and the other wasn't. I was honestly about to invite the non hooker one for the movies when covid locked down everything. I hope Ayka is doing alright

>>507675927
As for befriend the hookers I mean because they're all friends with each other.

>>507675580
so not a lot like this?

>>507675749
how fucking new are you

>>507675399
More angles?

>>507676242
That link below is 40 brazillarinos, which is under 10 dollaridoos. I'm sure you can find someone who bought and leaked everything.

I will now learn Portuguese

>>507676489
First lesson: "Vai tomar no cu"
Some people write "cú" with um pauzinho entrando.

>>507668612
LMAOOO on point

>>507676094
more like this

>>507677085
At that age, even Sayuri will look like that.

>>507675399
that's fucking decapitated cock, smells like shit, and he has dilate. Disgusing degenerate

>>507667293
Sentenced to have sex with women
Punished Toguro

>>507666492 (OP)
I love you macaco bro, god bless brazil

>>507666492 (OP)
>>507667293
I did read through this whole thread listening to the linked song, i kekd. Thanks, macaco boy.

Fucking disgusting tranny...Will never be a woman...

>>507666492 (OP)
So then you just have to keep swapping your twink out for a younger one, when his male patterned baldness becomes to noticeable to ignore, or what exactly?

>>507675399
Shame. She was better with a penis

>>507674865
He needs to be Alexandre Frota's successor

reckon we'll be sweet eh

>>507674396
Are there any biological women in the mansion? I don't know why I'm asking

>>507666492 (OP)
DON'T FORGET TO DO A FLIP POOFTA

>>507677085
you convinced me. maybe i'll just go to bangkok.

>>507666492 (OP)
It's still honestly as shocking to me that brownoids can speak as it would be if a chimp swung down from a tree and started asking me about the weather. The surprise never dulls. Whoever did teach you English, curious little monkey man?

>>507678183
AI sloppa said:

Categoria Quantidade
Homens 16
Mulheres cis 4
Mulheres trans 0 (dados não confirmados)

Elsewhere it listed them as:
Thali Assis – Mulher cis

Jennifer Motta – Mulher cis

Natalia Araújo – Mulher cis

Stephany Umbelline – Mulher cis

But I'm not googling them to confirm.

>>507678532
No troons? Or is it saying troons are women?
>Dados não confirmados
kek

>>507678739
>No troons? Or is it saying troons are women?
Exactly. I can't tell, as it seems par for the course for AI to be this dumb. Luckily it listed them so you could search and confirm, but I'm not in the mood for that, because either way, I might end up fapping all night long, and it's nearly midnight and tomorrow is "a white man's day", as we say in Brazil (work day).

>>507674887
This video is insane lmao. His voice is so unsettling.

>>507667293
>Toguro's attorney advised him to have a child, so that the newborn would convince the case's judge to do not attribute jail time to Toguro
You Brazilians recognize this is ridiculous, right?

>>507679408
>roided nigger with no kids
Lock him up, he's am enace, no one will miss him.
>nigger who doesn't leave and is actually a father to his kid, and will be missed and it will be bad for the kid
Aww, it was just manslaughter, it happens. He might be a weird gymrat, but he's trying to be a productive member of society. Maybe probation

Add in that a court case here might easily go on for 10 years before sentence, and whether he stays in or out during that time is up to the judge...

Yeah, the whole thing is a ridiculous shitshow, that's why I dropped out of Law school.

>>507677151
well, behold the young ones

Look at those nuts Lol

>>507680351

>>507680239
Yeah, I know.

>>507680351
Fuck.
>tfw you'll never have your tranny gf balls slapping on your back on a really no homo innocent piggyback ride
And the worst feel when Sayuri's balls will never slap on anyone ever again.

>>507666492 (OP)
is that shoeonhead's estranged twin?

>>507669712
Checks out

>>507666492 (OP)
People on here who say they want to fuck trannies don't seem to care that they risk getting HIV

People who say they want to fuck that tranny don't seem to know that he has a tattoo of the biological hazard symbol which means he has HIV

Its only modern medicine that is keeping bug chasers alive

>>507678524
Depends on the generation.

We learn French thanks to a french school that our late emperor brought here. We learn English through our constant contact with foreign culture (we are not an insular country), which happens to be mostly in English, when the explorers come in with muskets and spears to brave the jungles. Also, when the CSA was defeated in the American Civil War, many confederates refused to accept defeat and came to visit. Italian, similar story. Spanish, we learn by speaking Portuguese and botching the pronouncement. Japanese? We learned it from the samurai defeated in the Satsuma rebellion who came here work in coffee farms and through pirating anime (pic related). Russian and chinese? We are the most BRICS of the BRICS country.

Our native language, however, is of squeaking sounds, pointing, and saying prolonged and loud vowels like 'ó, ó, ó...' which can mean anything, from 'be careful' to 'look at this'.

The counter aspect of Brazil is that it is a nation of weebs. Where one would think the Odyssey and the Bible are the epics of Western Culture, the epics of Brazil are the Majin Buu Saga from Dragon Ball Z and the Dark Tournament arc from Yu Yu Hakushou.

>>507679408
Ah my sweet summer child, do you not know how juries work?

>>507681989
>>507681989
>Majin Buu Saga from Dragon Ball Z and the Dark Tournament arc from Yu Yu Hakushou.
One of the shittiest arcs and one that defined anime. Not sure how to feel about this

>>507682296
We are a nation of contradictions. Every brazilian was a Goku kid or a Vegeta kid. Same as a Toguro kid or a Yusuke kid.

Eventually, Vegeta kids and Toguro kids won out in the end.

>>507682296
NTA, Yu Yu Hakushou is for fags slightly older than me like that anon. My generation was Majin Buu. Dunno about zoomies. I remember naruto was big right after my time, and more recently... is there some anime with some guy named something like Gojo/Goro/Goto trapped in a box or some shit? I think I heard some zoomies having strong opinions on something liek that on my previous job.

>>507667293
I come to this website to feel normal, thx.

>>507682082
>>507679408
It was manslaughter, Toguro had no intention to kill the guy. He just did not see the dude in the dark because, again, Toguro-anon doesn't fix his stupid headlights despite being a multimillionaire. Manslaughter is not tried by jury in Brazil. Toguro escaped having to serve jail time because his attorney skillfully had him drop Sayuri and quickly impregnate of the women (female) in the mansion so that his prison sentence would not start in a closed regime (in an actual prison).

Toguro, effectively, escaped jail. But the price was that he lost Sayuri and only now they are rekindling their relations.

>>507682687
so that means that sayuri is available?

>>507683051
Yes, but Toguro just filmed a video with her a month ago, where they were both shy and trying not to state at each others' eyes.

Sayuri didn't have anyone after he dumped her, she's his Helen of Troy, his Cleopatra, it seems.

If you want to make a move on Sayuri, better do fast. Toguro-anon remembers how love felt like. His life with Nara (pic related) was miserable. He's never seen smiling.