Gabe Newell should have been President - /pol/ (#507666689) [Archived: 1120 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: 2AtS9l/I

6/17/2025, 3:00:28 AM No.507666689

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Only he would have prevented World War 3

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Anonymous ID: 6o2hG2Yz

6/17/2025, 3:01:25 AM No.507666802

>If I'm elected, we release HL3

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Anonymous ID: VDB4dhbI

6/17/2025, 3:01:45 AM No.507666842

>>507666689 (OP)
Gabe you are barely an US citizen but yeah even Wayne would had been better

Anonymous ID: aP7AzUCN

6/17/2025, 3:02:08 AM No.507666877

>>507666689 (OP)
Wow he lost weight

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6/17/2025, 3:02:15 AM No.507666894

>>507666689 (OP)
Someone find the name of that fat fuck tranny fucker.

Anonymous ID: KBmNiwwc

6/17/2025, 3:02:59 AM No.507666982

Steamieslol

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>>507666689 (OP)
>activate the Samson option

Anonymous ID: 49d1muh1

6/17/2025, 3:03:40 AM No.507667066

>>507666689 (OP)
I don't like it when people who have been fat for decades get skinnier

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Anonymous ID: HPtMRXTV

6/17/2025, 3:03:54 AM No.507667090

>every globohomo tech corporation in the world looking to buy him out
>he tells them all to fuck off
so based. wish notch had those kinds of balls. imagine the largest game IP in the world in the hands of a chud.

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6/17/2025, 3:05:07 AM No.507667229

>>507666689 (OP)
damn, did he lose weight?

Anonymous ID: 6o2hG2Yz

6/17/2025, 3:05:34 AM No.507667289

>>507667066
Why?

Anonymous ID: JNYMHqk8

6/17/2025, 3:05:58 AM No.507667326

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6/17/2025, 3:08:05 AM No.507667569

He would have turned US into a millinery superpower already.

Anonymous ID: tsJWoVbS

6/17/2025, 3:09:33 AM No.507667732

>>507666689 (OP)
At this point a trained monkey would be a better president than either of the political parties.

Anonymous ID: LOORnWxy

6/17/2025, 3:12:08 AM No.507668073

>>507666689 (OP)
The US government being staffed by Valve employees would mog DOGE

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Anonymous ID: 6o2hG2Yz

6/17/2025, 3:13:52 AM No.507668284

>>507668073
Profitability per employee is absolutely nuts.

Anonymous ID: lVvI2Sn6

6/17/2025, 3:16:12 AM No.507668557

>>507666689 (OP)
He is one of the good jews. For now.

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Anonymous ID: 3eS5Q9Zj

6/17/2025, 3:16:37 AM No.507668604

>>507666689 (OP)
>releases HL3
>makes a Linux distro that isn’t trooned out and is completely free
>make CS majors and codies employable again
>Creates a firewall to India and no more H1B’s
>AID package to Israel is just Steam Summer Sale package and TF2 small hats

The timeline we deserve.

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Anonymous ID: VvhcYq0h

6/17/2025, 3:17:59 AM No.507668794

>>507666802
If he was smart he'd save that for the midterms and add benefits to married (white) couples on Steam

Anonymous ID: O/IZUecE

6/17/2025, 3:19:09 AM No.507668933

>>507666689 (OP)
Genius, since he can't count to 3, there'd never be a WW3.

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6/17/2025, 3:19:18 AM No.507668951

>>507666689 (OP)
>GabeN 2028: Worth the Weight
Sign me the fuck up. Love me Gabe.

Anonymous ID: vZgVvVAm

6/17/2025, 3:19:56 AM No.507669034

>>507666877
read the room jew boy

Anonymous ID: i6IjU6am

6/17/2025, 3:19:57 AM No.507669039

>>507666689 (OP)
HIS PASSWORD IS STILL GABEN

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6/17/2025, 3:20:50 AM No.507669149

>>507668557
GabeN to my knowledge isn’t (((chosen)))

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6/17/2025, 3:21:16 AM No.507669203

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>>507668604

Anonymous ID: VDB4dhbI

6/17/2025, 3:21:25 AM No.507669215

>>507668604
I still think he was right about xp and I have been eager to try decent xp hacks on 2025

Anonymous ID: 6o2hG2Yz

6/17/2025, 3:22:24 AM No.507669325

>>507668933
Well, you'd never have to worry about him vying for a third term

Anonymous ID: +HBQlpjt

6/17/2025, 3:28:14 AM No.507670021

>>507668933
That's the joke you fucking retarded nigger

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6/17/2025, 3:29:22 AM No.507670176

>>507666689 (OP)
Did the dude lose some weight? Good for him.
I generally approve of his capitalism model.

Anonymous ID: NzUewiVq

6/17/2025, 3:33:22 AM No.507670649

>>507666689 (OP)
Oh really? Then why he allows WW3 to happen on his platform?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/674020/World_War_3/

And World War Z (of the C19 jabbed)

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Anonymous ID: 6o2hG2Yz

6/17/2025, 3:34:23 AM No.507670752

So the real important question is...
When do we get Ricochet 2?

Anonymous ID: 2AtS9l/I

6/17/2025, 3:40:08 AM No.507671405

>>507670649
He only sees a funny looking symbol at the end of the title.

Anonymous ID: yIIHLtC/

6/17/2025, 3:41:39 AM No.507671567

You valve drones are something else, worshipping this kike

Anonymous ID: RNtWNhky

6/17/2025, 3:43:57 AM No.507671819

>>507666689 (OP)
He would have gave us 2 wives each and a robot to do our chores too.

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6/17/2025, 3:45:08 AM No.507671956

gabe N

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>>507666689 (OP)

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6/17/2025, 3:46:15 AM No.507672086

>>507666689 (OP)
>We're gonna launch WW3 when we're ready

Anonymous ID: yO9hOP80

6/17/2025, 3:47:05 AM No.507672181

The craziest fact about GabeN is that he owns the 3rd largest yacht in the world.

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Anonymous ID: 6o2hG2Yz

6/17/2025, 3:49:12 AM No.507672425

>>507672181
>3rd
Suspension of disbelief broken

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6/17/2025, 3:50:34 AM No.507672558

>>507666689 (OP)
>World War 2: Episode 1

Anonymous ID: 3Wggi0Ka

6/17/2025, 4:03:53 AM No.507673965

>>507666689 (OP)
He spent his money to survive World war 3 under the sea. He even discovered a new fish unknown to humanity. Zuckerberg bough an Island and built nuke shelter but that shit won't last. Gabe is sea pilled and smart.

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6/17/2025, 4:21:23 AM No.507675766

>>507671819
Did you have to be redundant?

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6/17/2025, 4:25:19 AM No.507676198

>>507666689 (OP)
I’m Gabe Newell

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6/17/2025, 4:26:37 AM No.507676334

>>507666689 (OP)
Don’t look at me.
I voted Dwayne Motherfucking Lambright.

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6/17/2025, 4:27:59 AM No.507676462

“Guys we need more oil so people can play computer games longer”

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6/17/2025, 4:28:03 AM No.507676469

>>507676334
A tru poltard

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6/17/2025, 4:28:49 AM No.507676539

>>507666689 (OP)
Only because he can't count to 3

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6/17/2025, 4:28:59 AM No.507676553

>>507676469
No. His ID says he's in /IF/ fag

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6/17/2025, 4:29:26 AM No.507676583

>>507668604
was half life alyx not 3?

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6/17/2025, 4:31:16 AM No.507676771

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>>507668073
That's because all of the black women working in government services would be fired on day 1.
>That ain't my job!
You're right bitch. You don't have a job.

Anonymous ID: zBYtU93V

6/17/2025, 4:31:56 AM No.507676824

>>507666689 (OP)
Hide The Pain Harold for president 2028

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6/17/2025, 4:33:13 AM No.507676949

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>>507676198
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT OP

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6/17/2025, 4:34:16 AM No.507677046

>>507666689 (OP)
if he campaigns on removing calico from deadlock i'd vote for him

Anonymous ID: fqH40EUH

6/17/2025, 4:34:56 AM No.507677110

>>507666689 (OP)
WHY DIDNT YOU VOTE FORHIM ?

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6/17/2025, 4:35:22 AM No.507677146

>>507666689 (OP)
Nah fuck that
Todd Howard should be president

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6/17/2025, 4:43:23 AM No.507677899

>>507677146
The kid from happy days?

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6/17/2025, 5:03:27 AM No.507679726

gabenewell

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>>507669149

Name one white person that has a schnozz like that. White people dont have convex noses.

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6/17/2025, 5:07:22 AM No.507680065

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>>507666689 (OP)
Perot would've steered us right, but there are too many retards in this country

Anonymous ID: EBI7Cxe5

6/17/2025, 5:12:01 AM No.507680439

>>507666689 (OP)
SOMEONE TELL THIS FUCKING NIGGER TO GET WORK STARTED ON AN ACTUAL ANTI CHEAT
FUCK YOU GAB NEWELL

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6/17/2025, 5:13:38 AM No.507680571

>>507666689 (OP)
Only normie fucking scumbags want to prevent WWIII fucking faggots what happened to old /pol/ I fucking hate /nu/pol atheist vermin.

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Anonymous ID: wRbXXky+

6/17/2025, 5:14:39 AM No.507680664

>>507666689 (OP)
Gabe Newell wants to put chips in our brains. Gabe is great at what he does, being a fat autistic jew, who really likes games, and fucking around with his submarines. But I want him nowhere near a position of power.

Anonymous ID: wRbXXky+

6/17/2025, 5:16:25 AM No.507680813

>>507680571
Because you are old nigger. You aren't going to get drafted. Like that is very likely of a thing to happen and 18-25 year olds will be snatched up first. It's easy to be an arm chair soldier, if you are so hell bent on it go enlist right now. You can be first on the line.

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6/17/2025, 5:17:20 AM No.507680907

todd

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>>507677899
His older uncle that runs a video game company called Bethesda

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6/17/2025, 5:18:21 AM No.507680989

>>507666689 (OP)
Lowkey hilarious he hasn't bothered replacing his oversized polos after losing weight

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6/17/2025, 5:19:43 AM No.507681109

>>507666689 (OP)
kek

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6/17/2025, 5:20:09 AM No.507681152

>>507666877
probably ozempic

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6/17/2025, 5:20:51 AM No.507681212

>>507667326
lmao

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6/17/2025, 5:21:11 AM No.507681239

>>507677146
Todd would be one of those presidents that everyone shits on but actually does a decent job at it

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6/17/2025, 5:22:01 AM No.507681309

>>507666689 (OP)
did that fat ass ozempic himself?

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6/17/2025, 5:22:57 AM No.507681404

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>>507666689 (OP)
one degen eternal anglo boomer isn’t going to be any better than the present degen eternal anglo boomer. a generation of despoilers. we won’t have to suffer them much longer.

Anonymous ID: jK+KAPEj

6/17/2025, 5:24:14 AM No.507681491

>>507666689 (OP)
>world war episode 3 in development, release date TBA
>canceled

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6/17/2025, 5:25:19 AM No.507681574

>>507667066
same. you dont recognize them anymore. they are supposed to stay fat

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6/17/2025, 5:27:49 AM No.507681793

>>507666802
i will vote for him 1,000 times.
i can do it too.

Anonymous ID: jK+KAPEj

6/17/2025, 5:28:44 AM No.507681860

>>507667066
Yeah what the fuck I didnt even recognize him. I want fat gaben back.