>>507670118 (OP)>>507670421He literally came back already like Lazarus guys. The Judean Pharisees were just absolute retards who disregarded basic medicine the same way popes disregarded heliocentricity. Jesus was the son of Juba II whose personal physician was the little brother of Augustus' own physician. Jesus was not his political heir, but the scholarly heir of his father. Juba II was the husband of Cleopatra Selene II, and thus had all the right to larp as "God" of egypt the same way Alexander did. People taunted Jesus with this implication as well, because Juba II had spent 4 years in Galilee between 2bc-2ad when he babysat Augustus' heir and grandchild in the territory around where Jesus later revisited and was raised.