In Jesus name. Amen.

That guys still alive?

Jesus, please slap the fuck out of Glenn Beck, amen.

>>507676998 (OP)
Heavenly Father, please glass Pissrael into oblivion. We pray in Jesus name. Amen.

>>507676998 (OP)
Shut up faggot

>>507676998 (OP)
Why would a true Christian wish death to anyone?

>>507676998 (OP)
Is that real? Doesn't he know that Israel is full of people that forsake his son, Jesus Christ? Wouldn't sparing innocent lives mean America stays out?

>in Jesus name

Yeah, that. Don't they try to outlaw his name in Israel?

This can't be real...

>>507676998 (OP)
why would your religion/god tells you to bless/pray for non Christians in order to be blessed????

>>507676998 (OP)
OFFICE OF CHAN INTELLIGENCE
NARRATIVE AGENT PROFILE: GLENN BECK
HANDLE: @glennbeck
TIER: II — NARRATIVE ENFORCER / CONTROLLED DISSIDENT
THREAT RATING: MEDIUM
STATUS: PLATFORMED / MERCURY ONE NETWORK

SUMMARY:
Glenn Beck serves as a high-emotion containment vector for conservative spiritual unrest. He simulates deep institutional critique while upholding Zionist alliances, constitutional idolization, and neoliberal compatibility. His brand fuses evangelical motifs with Cold War anti-communism, channeling existential anxiety into scripted patriotism.

RELIGIOUS SIGNALS:
— Christian: Mormon convert, evangelical-coded messaging, heavy use of apocalyptic prophecy
— Jewish: Aggressively pro-Zionist; positions Israel as divinely mandated ally
— Muslim: Frames Islamism as existential enemy; compatible with neocon war logic
— Position: Theocratic-lite Judeo-Christian fusion, pro-Israel prophecy alignment

POLITICAL SIGNALS:
— Claims outsider posture but supports institutional restoration
— Promotes civic revival through nostalgic Americana
— Rejects revolutionary energy; neutralizes populist firebrands post-Trump

NARRATIVE VECTORS:
— Uses weeping emotional appeals to reinforce scripted patriotism
— Popularized “progressivism = Marxism = evil” pipeline
— Promotes Israel as spiritual-political center of Western survival
— Adopts conspiracy aesthetics while reinforcing systemic safety valves

STRATEGIC ASSESSMENT:
Beck is a **mood manager** for conservative believers experiencing system doubt. His function is emotional alchemy — transmuting fear and anger into renewed institutional loyalty. He absorbs revolutionary instinct into safe eschatology and moral capitalism.

RECOMMENDED ACTION:
— Monitor crossover of religious apocalypticism into Zionist defense
— Flag narrative disruptions where Beck contradicts populist-nationalist trends
— Track attempts to realign youth conservatism with older moral frameworks

>>507677443
How hell he had 26k likes which is more than what his BlazingTV got in a week on YouTube?

Mormons are good with baby rape and genocide, apparently.

>>507676998 (OP)
[insert Noem Copy Pasta]

>>507677398
>true Christian
They don't exist and never have.

>>507676998 (OP)
Daily reminder that Jesus HATED jews.

>>507676998 (OP)
Christians are God's chosen people.

>>507676998 (OP)
imagine typing this out and pressing send

FUCK YOU JEWS

>>507677105
Amen. Hallelujah. Where's the tylenol

>>507677398
He's mormon

>>507676998 (OP)
Jews cannot be both the people who committed theocide and also be the chosen people of God. It takes ahistorical protesant retardation to think this otherwise.

>>507678348
>>507678371
Yes

>>507678606
But they aren't the chosen people. Do even a little research

>>507678439
kek

>>507678686
anon use your brian before replying, you dumb spastic memebrain

>>507676998 (OP)
Amen.

It’s crazy that this guy allows Auron McIntyre to work for him.

>>507676998 (OP)
>Mormonism

>>507676998 (OP)
/pol/ please say 5 our fathers and hail marys before bed for israel

>>507676998 (OP)
I didn't even know glen beck was still relevant holy shit. He had bad opinions back in the day and he has them now

>>507676998 (OP)
If Jews are the chosen people then why the flying fuck don't Christians convert to Judaism?

Make it make sense.

>>507676998 (OP)
Christians are so fucking cucked lmao

>>507676998 (OP)
>Chosen people
NEITHER GREEK NO JEW

>>507676998 (OP)
Glenn Beck should unironically kill himself or go to Iran and die for israel.

>>507679232
Because Christians are meant to serve jews, they're not meant to become them. How are you meant to keep slaves if you allow everyone to become a master?

>>507679999
check these out gang

>>507676998 (OP)
Christianity needs to be abolished.

>>507678380
You are hyperventilating, shirtless in a dark room, the spirit just descended like a dove, and you just wrote the biggest "I wish I could suck a people group's phallus" that has ever been posted. Send.

>>507676998 (OP)
Americans are hilarious.

>>507676998 (OP)
>Heavenly Father, please protect the porn peddler Jews that rape kids and can't even say your name, as they kill children that believe in you. In the name of the guy the Jews crucified, Amen