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>>507675006Day: 4
>Trump has requested that the National Security Council be prepared in the Situation Room - Fox>U.S about to join Israel in military operation against Iran, Trump expected to sign order in hours - Israel's channel 14>Trump is leaving the G7 and returning to Washington, D.C.>Trump says "Everyone should immediately evacuate Tehran!">Netanyahu says Israel wonโt accept any delay in the Iranian nuclear program โ only its total and complete destruction.>Trump gives "last chance" offer to Iran to denuclearize - Jerusalem Post>Iran launches small dusk salvo at Israel (10 missiles), no impacts reported>Iran says it is preparing for the "largest and the most intense missile attack in the history on Israeli soil">Iran's state TV is struck live on air>Israel issues evacuation orders for the district 3 in Tehran, housing state media and government buildings>Iranian Parliament to vote for withdrawal from the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty>Heavy US military deployment underway in Middle East, dozens of refueling aircraft and USS Nimitz are en-route>8 Israelis killed in missile attacks and US embassy in Tel Aviv sustained minor damage>Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE_j_vwdc5A
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My cowboys would destroy both of these shit teams
>>507677635 (OP)CONFIRMED: IRAN ATTACKED 3 AMERICAN OIL TANKERS IN HORMUZ STRAIGHT, #POTUS TO CONVENE SPECIAL SECURITY MEETING SOON
>CONFIRMED: IRAN ATTACKED 3 AMERICAN OIL TANKERS IN HORMUZ STRAIGHT, #POTUS TO CONVENE SPECIAL SECURITY MEETING SOON
>>507677635 (OP)update the OP already
BREAKING:
>Explosion just reported at Mossad HQ
>US mobilizing war machine towards Iran
>Trump announces sanctions
>Netanyahu just asked for permission to use the army abroad, was approved, gives him a blank check to use the military however he wants
>"Tehran is already conducting military actions in Israel brazenly and with impunity"
>US evacuated diplomats to Cyprus
>Ayatollah orders peacekeeping mission
>Tanks filmed moving through Kermanshah Province
Netanyahu addressed the nation and gave a 45 minute history lesson. Called the Axis of Resistance 'enemies of mankind' and said he will show them real "justice". Confirmed hit list - will hunt them down. Also claimed Iran plans to make nukes.
He ended the speech by calling the international community to help Israel
>Israeli stocks up 14%
>U.S. informs United Nations of credible information showing Iran is compiling lists of Israelis to be killed or sent to camps following a military occupation of the country.
>NOTAM now in effect for the Red Sea. Multiple Yemeni missiles spotted. Oil tankers under attack while crossing the Strait of Hormuz
>US, Chinese, German and Argentinian Embassies warns of possible terrorist attacks in Israel. Tells citizens in the region to prepare โevacuation plansโ and issued a "do not travel" warning.
Things are deteriorating FAST
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>>507677714nice falseflag
>NEW POLL: WILL THE US ATTACK IRAN?
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Digits and Israel gets nuked in two more weeks
>>507677635 (OP)Very very weak country
going to bed. when I wake up I expect something to have happened
>>507677714>IRAN ATTACKED 3 AMERICAN OIL TANKERS*Israel attacked
>>507677714Yep, its war for us baby!
>>507677693>>507677774Two subhuman nigger faggot teams
stick around awhile things will get interesting
>>507677721>GUYS stop attacking Israel now, and we'll meet with you in a few days, promise.
>>507677635 (OP)I'm not sure the oil tanker story passes the sniff test. If you go on Marine Traffic, Khor Fakkan is some kind of refinery site and there are literally 90+ tankers anchored there waiting to load or offload. So if there were multiple tankers on fire there, people on those ships would be posting about it.
>>507677714stop attacking random ships shlomo it's getting tiresome
The thread is so fast. Wow. Never mind me, just wanna say I am a 35 yo manlet virgin.
>>507677947It's a falseflag
>>507677778Can you space niggers just destroy both Iran and Israel please I figure maybe none of us earthlings have ever said please and itโs worth a shot asking
>>507677714right after trump rejected israel's request to join the war, I'm shocked!
>>507677808its happening now retard
Is it actually US ships? Could be houthis too
>>507677721Iran will kill every jew.
>>507677762shi3a byel7asu khorma teezee
>>507678058they have nothing anymore
ngl i thought something would happen
>>507677770digits and it happens in 2 days
>>507678045Oman? No anon there are no Houthi's there.
>>507677992I fucking hate israel. It wasn't random they did it intentionally they even brought the USS Liberty over from Asia specifically to do that. They hate freedom, but I forgive them they don't know God because their teachers stole Jesus from them, pray they repent.
>>507678011cant do bud. you are actually in a synthetic timeloop reality meant to harvest your loosh. we will be shutting it down soon though. look for our ships
there are heat anomaly detections all over that gulf
https://firms.modaps.eosdis.nasa.gov/map/#d:24hrs;@55.7,24.7,7.7z
>>507677806Yes iran has proven itself to be so formidable. I'm sure its sunk like 12 aircraft carriers
>>507678174If heโs not probably soon
>>507678133my beef started here
>>507678128I mean they could've launch a missile from Yemen I think they have missiles that can hit that far.
>>507678171wtf that island looks like a fish
>>507678102I heard some Iranian a year ago tell me that khamanei works for the jews and that this whole thing is fake and gay to allow the israelis to go in and win. That's what he said it's not a true war.
But I think Iran is strong and we hve not seen the end of their capabilities they have many missiles and the attacks will lasst for a while
Nobody in here believes that Iran actually sunk anything right?
You said the Italians are doing what now?
Yeah surely Israel wouldn't attack their greatest ally's ships to try draw them into a war
Digits and Iran tests a nuke in the next day.
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look like anything?
So was the tanker fire real?
>>507678164Look we just want some kind of happening space nigger if you canโt do they then fuck off and crash on the moon
lol imagine having a war with iran and having pete kegseth in charge. He will be drunk the entire way through.
I'm actually surprised Iran hasn't sent out any suicide bombers like imagine someone goes into a bomb shelter with gas or something like that would be great physiological warfare
is iran (wisely) saving their missiles for potential u.s. action?
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>>507678253>I heard some Iranian a year ago tell me that khamanei works for the jews and that this whole thing is fake and gay to allow the israelis to go in and win.I'm sure an Iranian would like to believe that over his country just being weak.
>>507678306looks like an aircraft carrier
>>507678263We seriously believe it was just Israel trying to get the US involved.
>>507678133>>507678244I also hate israel.
They blackmail america and germany and Europe with the holohoax.
All those organizations that make it illegal to question the fagocaust are all based from israel, and to pay jews in israel after stealing tax money.
Enslave all jews burn israel to the ground make them till the land for eternity to pay off their debts from the last 80 years.
Also sterilize all of them with a special vaccine
>>507678306Gulf of Tonkin, USS Liberty, 9/11, Pearl Harbor, the Lusitania
>>507678164More like harvest my splooge haha
>>507678331we are doing shit lol, chill out
also the moon is made of plasma and is not solid
>>507677635 (OP)All this freshly printed money to go to Israel and the jewish corporations and hedge funds on wall street.
Well done America.
You show them who's boss!
>>507678360Three red squares!?
>im retarded and dont know what this means
>>507678339He'll Snapchat the attack plans to Al Jazeera
>>507677721Finally, we're going to join forces with Iran to destroy the kikes.
>>507678344Someone call Hamas and get this guy a job
>>507678246The houthis missed almost every shit they ever "attacked". They dont have anything good.
Fuck you Iran I stayed up all night to see rockets hit Tel Aviv , I want a refund
>>507677693You forgot about the my reffles (USA)
>>507678306Carrier group?
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>>507678454coincidence or cohencidence?
>>507678436>>507678434There is no difference in right or left wing jews they are all the same.
>>507677947Could be an Iranian submarine that got mogged by superior powers
>>507677808A fat piece of nothingburguer is what you'll get
Fucks sake it's a literal repeat of the Lavon Affair but this time it'll probably work
>>507678344too bad iran doesn't fund terrorism
>>507677992My favorite streamer said this never happened, you should be banned for posting fake news.
>>507678244So shifty, good one to bring up you don't hear much of it. My favorite is the slutty hot art students post 9/11
BREAKING NEWS, BIG BREAKING NEWS
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Iโm watching nick the spic, whatโs Lookner saying? Now?
>>507678510lol no a carrier strike group has like 7-8 ships and a submarine escort
unironically don't think israel would do a false flag in the strait of hormuz in the 2020s
80% of the world will suspect a false flag
Okay who owns the ADALYNN?
>>507678714checking marine traffic for the ships in the gulf
>>507677693The pants are green. Everyone look closely. The Cowboys pants are SEAFOAN GREEN. They are not silver.
>>507678650Keked and saved
Even if i will most likely never find it when needed.
>>507678434Jews are Gypsies rerolled with better stats.
>>507678714stop posting about yourself nick
>>507678752It's already happened though.
>>507678807https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/details/ships/shipid:149391/mmsi:305091000/imo:9231767/vessel:ADALYNN
This was the last bread, it's 6AM here. Good night and I hope I wake up to see Israel on fire tomorrow.
>>507678752It's probably completely unrelated. People forget that just because 2 things happen at the same time it doesn't mean they are connected.
>>507678714Congratulations on admitting youโre a member of that faggotโs village people army
>>507678752They tried shooting a missile at America's warships back when they fired 52(?) Missiles at that russian airbase back in 2017(2018?2019??)
They almost false flagged but everyone called them out on it immediately. It came from one of their subs in Jordan.
>>507678898Is that your sister?
>>507678879I see that but the ownership is behind a paywall and flags are don't always represent the owner
>>507678898Goodnight buddy
Just FYI, it wouldn't be a false flag for Iran to start attacking these tankers, it would be 100% justified self-defense. When you call action like that a "false flag" you're playing into the enemy's hand.
>>507678807>Due to the vessel's operational history and the use of flags of convenience, it is possible that ADALYNN is part of a shadow fleetโa term used to describe ships that may be involved in activities such as circumventing international sanctions or engaging in illicit trade. These vessels often operate under complex ownership structures to conceal their true operators and affiliations.
>>507678752Jewish tricks generally aren't working as well these days but they still do them
FUCKING BORING
i'm gonna sleep
>>507677745>>Trump announces sanctionsOn fucking who? Iran? I don't think that's something they're going to give a shit about right now.
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>>507679005this
iran is fucked either way, they getting those 10t bombs dropped on them
might as well take the globohomo merchants with you
>>507679005Israel did it to blame Iran
>>507678558No, they're burning surface ships, and by the amount of flames, oil tankers is likely.. Either Iran or Israel struck them.
i fell that Iran's lame missile attacks were a signal to the USA that it is ready to cuck out
>>507679018so israelis bombed russian/iranian oil tankers?
>>507678706i just found out lookner wrote the seinfeld episode "the wiz". what a fucking world this is
>>507678619OSINT fags are so gay
>>507678898Thanks baker kiss your sister
>>507679039Why Israel has not targeted the IRIS Shahid Bagheri is beyond me.
>>507677755so bombing non military targets is funny now?
jew detected.
>>507679018Okay so no idea but probably a country that has enemies.
>>507678879Valetta is a company from Malta
>>507679051Too soon bro...
>>507677778i want my anal virginity back you skyhopping bastards.
>>507678185Kek.
Imagine believing this.
What will Tel Aviv be renamed to once the Persians take it over? Tel Arran?
n.e.h, catching some zยดs
adalynn is owned by indians
so it was probably transporting mossad agents
Iran has been threatening to close the strait of Hormuz for days now. although if it was open season on oil tankers i would think there would be more than 3 on fire, it would be like dozens or something. there's hundreds of tankers in those waters.
>>507677755>>507679160yup some worthless kike, Israel completely failed their military objectives so they're just going for PR wins now
>>507679144maybe it's legit and antigua & barbuda just went rogue and started WW3?
Jews trying to sell this bullshit is just sad at this point
>>507677734>tfw saw the vod>that was a real reaction he had todayLMFAO
never change Steve, never change
>>507679304If Indian, that's a good bet. Iran would have been interrogating them, and they gave up the name of the ship.
>33% LNG and 25% OIL FOR THE WORLD
>OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
Iran should went all out the 2nd day to overwhelm Isreal before their air space got compromised and launchers got wrecked. This shit performance is embarassing.
>>507678985Yeah, it's always behind pay walls
https://www.vesselfinder.com/?imo=9231767
>BREAKING: The White House is in discussions with Iran about a possible meeting this week between President Trump's envoy Steve Witkoff and Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araqchi, according to four sources familiar with the talks. The meeting is aimed at discussing a diplomatic initiative to reach a nuclear deal and end the war between Israel and Iran.
Sucks for the rest of the world because the USA has the most natty gas reserves in the worldโฆ Europe might freeze this winter but they made their choice blowing up nordstream
>>507678164that's all well and good, but have you stopped to consider the implications of Deez?
Well obviously its not happening I just wasted my entire night because Trump used WW3 as a fake excuse to get out of the G7 summit.
Steve Lookner is a comedy writer who was part of the writing staff on Sesame Street during season 33 in 2002.
Lookner has written sketch comedy for Saturday Night Live (from 1993 to 1995) and MADtv, and scripted episodes of Seinfeld, Clerks, and Unhappily Ever After. For talk shows, he contributed material to The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn, Last Call with Carson Daly, and The Man Show.
i always knew the man show was jewish propaganda
>>507679336>WELL I CANT MAKE IT ON MY OWWWWN>BECAUSE MY HEART IS IN OHIIIOOOO
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No fucking way, an almost fully intact F-35 just crashed in Iran, China is going to recover it
>>507679304>>507679390it was supposed to head to gujarat. you're probably right.
>>507679018Ukraine sinking Russia's shadow fleet. They had to now oil price is rising.
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>>507679134i meant the wizard
>>507679326Nah, it's just that some countries like Antiqua Barbuda, Cyprus and Liberia are nearly tax heavens for vessels so companies register the vessels under these countrie's flags to pay more taxes.
t. sailor
>>507679468>part of the writing staff on Sesame Street during season 33 in 2002.that sounds comfy
>>507679437based tbqh
jews will fucking SEETHE
What do I need to do to be reincarnated as a hot onlyfans girls who brings in a million per month in my next life? rather than this.
>>507677734Love this autistic jew like you wouldn't believe
He doesn't care about zionism, just BREAKING NEWS
>>507679316as usual, when the kike cant win, they turn into fucking demons.
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>>507679484China is not going to make a 1:1 recreation anyways.
They never ever do.
>>507679530damn i always though that IDMB page was someone else named steve lookner
>>507679565>Big Bird.. we need to invade Iraq
>>507679167I mean it will hurt US because oil prices will rise but the most hurt will be Asia. Maybe it's just a one off and they have reasons that aren't stopping trade.
>>507677755>didn't even flinchShias are based and true believers
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>>507677635 (OP)Oh thank God, just what the board needs, more nothingburger generals.
>>507679437>this weekWill Iran still exist by then?
>>507679532i mean less* taxes
>>507677734what video was that reaction for?
>>507679429>Millions of ships on the move>Iran attacked this one random shipHappening canceled. Jeet crew probably started a fire or something.
>>507677635 (OP)Strikes are happening videos are leaking
Kikes are fuming
https://x.com/Truthtellerftm/status/1934798505714897159
>>507679441>Europe might freeze this winter but they made their choice blowing up nordstreamOh no! Not again. I already froozed to death twice and have run out of squirrels to eat....
Kys faggot.
>>507679484The amount of seethe about Iran taking down a f-35 is absurd. Were these sold as invincible wonder weapons to israelis or something?
>>507679468>Breaking News!!!Most shows hire people who make jokes that know about politics because it makes it relevant, like a PG rated bill maher
Morning Sandalwood
Permission granted for publication: Sergeant Neve Leshem, 20, from Manokdim, a fighter in the 12th Battalion of the Golani Brigade, fell in battle in the southern Gaza Strip
>>507677714It's an old video
The world would unironically be a lot more peaceful if EVERYONE had nukes. The current system where only a chosen few are allowed to have them and everyone else must knuckle under is untenable. Parity must be achieved.
>>507679336HAVE YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OOOOOOF ENDING THE GOD DAMN WAR!
OH MY UMMAH YA ALLAH HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING TO US HABIBI
>>507679665isn't the US self-suficient in oil?
>>507679530I think itโs a different guy
>>507678807it's part of Russia shadow fleet that transport their oil. It's under sanctions. Will be interesting to see about the others
I keep hearing weird horns outside wtf
>>507679530>Get this: it's a show about nothing happening!>Nothing happening?>Exactly!
>>507678898What?! No you can't! You promised us Happening and so far Nothing! I Come back here!
>>507679429Okay thank you for showing me this because it looks stupid to suggest it was attacked because why them
>>507679820Until it's not peaceful and everyone on the planet dies lol
>>507679820>monkeys with nukesas if Indian and Pakistan wasn't enough...
I'm glad America is getting involved. Imagine how less of a place the world would be without Israel and the Jewish people. Western art, media, books and science would be dead. A hollow hole would be left in the world's goodness.
>>507679841yeah but we want beer money too
yup. iranians started it.
>>507679934No still in Canada
>>507679851no he was indeed a comedy writer. he was a writer for snl for 2 seasons
Okay so in the past 3 hours...
>Trump urges all of Tehran to evacuate 'immediately' in new social media post
>China calls on its citizens to leave Israel immediately.
>Trump orders NSC be prepared in situation room
>All military bases in the U.S. Indo-Pacific have raised their Force Protection Condition from Alpha to Bravo
>>507679820Imagine believing in equality.
>>507679854All these are russian shadow fleet. Ukraine took them out with their underwater drones.
Can't have Russia making money from higher oil prices.
>>507679887The threat of a nuclear apocalypse is way overblown. Yes, nuclear weapons are destructive, but they're simply not that destructive. You can rebuild, and quite easily in fact.
I can't tell if it's happening or not
>>507680002Why the fuck was he in Leafland and how is he not back home yet
This nigga retarded
>>507679778Is squirrel a delicacy in Britain? Nobody from Britain should be talking about anything other people eatโฆ. Yes you would freeze to death starving saying god save muh king while you die in a silent whimper from malnutrition.
>>507679729>>507679883Yeah. People often miss how much fucking ships there is on the sea.
haifa just got hit by a couple of ballistic missiles
probably the ports/docked ships
>>507680082yeah its a really weird limbo state. feels like israel is probing and checking mainstream sentiment if people would buy the narrative that iran attacked the ships
>>507680017America joining a war that's already over, as usual. Generations of 'we saved your ass' incoming for Israelis.
>>507680017>All military bases in the U.S. Indo-Pacific have raised their Force Protection Condition from Alpha to BravoOn a scale of "wearing the war ring" and "raising the purple flag of vengeance" how serious is this?
>>507679769>truthteller>ziggerflag>50 minutes agoSeems like a different angle from the one yesterday.
>>507679841I mean we produce more then we make but we still import oil for reasons and we oil prices rise everyone in the US has to pay for it.
>>507680066this is exactly why brownoids shouldn't have nukes
>>507679722https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE_j_vwdc5A
about -3:37:00, the trump truth post
>>507679993>Breonna Alexondria Moffetwhat in the niggerjew is this?
>>507679769that's a few days old
>>507679805In the incident in which Sergeant Major Neve Leshem fell and a combat officer and three other fighters were seriously injured, three fighters were moderately injured, and three other fighters were lightly injured. The fighters were apparently injured by an explosive device attached to the Tiger in which they were operating.
>>507680066If like 100 go off at the same time we go into nuclear winter. It's the thing that makes them scary. No one cares if poos or sandpeople nuke eachother, it's the fact that these retards could fuck up the rest of the planet by accident.
>>507678706I never thought id watch this spaz for news.
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>muh hyper sonic missiles
>>507680013I bet if JD gets in he will ask Steve Looker to be head seething malding kike Press Secretary
>>507680017There were bombing around tehran all night long. Could see anything but you could hear them on the stream.
>>507679934>>507680002i think tonight was all theatre to panic vali-ye faqih
either the regime capitulates of the bunker busters come out desu
>>507680017Nothing's happening
>>507680185You import oil because yours is shit and has to be mixed with good oil for processing.
>>507680213That's basically the same attack, did we get a new angle of it?
>>507680066Agreed, the physical damage won't be that bad. Nuclear winter is a meme.
However the societal disruption would be enormous
>>507680194You realize it's gonna happen eventually, right? You can't be so naive that you think the current system of non-proliferation will continue unabated forever. All it takes is one bomb, and then all bets are off. It's also our best bet to continue living on this planet and prospering in it. We have to start fresh, with a different system of governance that takes into account the entire world, not just the victors of WWII.
>>507680066electricity supply & distribution gone
oil and gas supply & distribution gone
food supply & distribution gone
water supply & distribution gone
medicine supply & distribution gone
etc
etc
the bombs going off wouldn't be the main destructive thing, the survivors would be in a hellhole of hunger, pain and despair, people like you have no clue about how fragile modern civilization is
>>507677635 (OP)Steve Bannon says weโre already in WW3
>>507680163>America joining a war that's already overoh we fought the taliban for twenty years
this is just getting started, you will be joining us again either in the middle east or in the pacific
cheers
>>507677635 (OP)Where are the peace marches?
>>507680222No more pakis or poos and we fix global warming? We should be encouraging this shit.
>>507680313i think its just a shittier version
>>507680066Nukes are just an excuse to bomb them, just like last time.
>>507677635 (OP)Did the ships actually get hit or not?
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kek two retards collided
>>507680082It already happened, you just missed it
>>507680347Let me guess.
So it's fine to add more meat, especially american one ?
>>507680033Checked. Get the kikes!
>>507680444Lmao this whole war is a great comedy show
>>507680444A similar thing happened near England earlier this year
>>507680444Checked.
Happening cancelled.
>>507679612Your time is now. Just use some AI to make you pretty.
>>507680293Youโre mixing us up with leafs, their sand oil is so shit they have to send it to us to refineโฆ why do you think WTI light sweet crude is the standard and cheaper than nymex?
>507679468
>war that is almost over
I really have my doubts. Iran has alot of strategic patience. Mean right now they moving missile production to secret places. Like the Soviets moved industry.
Plus, If China allows it, that supply line from North Korea through China - Pakistan will be a game changer
>>507680213God damn fucking nigger dogs
Clock baiting, engagement farming filthy negro dogs
They're on the same level as kikes
>>507680444>SAAR ALTER THE COURSE BENCHOD BLOODY>I AM NOT THE BLOODY! YOU ARRE THE BLOODY! MOTHER FUCK*crunch*
*boom*
>WW3
>>507680444gotta be careful on the seas, bros
hope everyone's ok
>>507680346Sounds like gaza for the last 2 years now.
>>507680592Yeah Iran is plotting something and the enemy is hesistant to act because of the ambiguity.
>>507680340Capitalistic democracies are unironically the way to world peace. Nobody wants to start a war with someone that is totally interwoven in their economy.
>>507680444No happening back to waiting for trump to show off his plan
>>507678360this might be the most abstract merchant ever posted on 4chan
>>507679993I remember this, they were all up in arms then they released the pictures of them and it was 3 niggers and everyone stopped caring.
>>507680293Seething shitskin is seething
>>507680293Excuse me nigel but achshually
America exports good old west Texas intermediate light sweet crude around the world. Itโs some of the best oil in the world by far.
We have heavier shit from California and Alaska, but our refineries are built to process shitty oil from elsewhere, which is why we import it.
TLDR; itโs better to sell what we extract and refine other peopleโs low quality trash
>>507680630I bet they fell for the discussion meme again with america
the axis of no resistance
how do you respond to a ceasefire if you're bibi? (without sounding mad)
>>507680587Brent crude is the best oil. All other oil is fake and gay.
>>507680442In a manner of speaking. They hit each other
See
>>507680444
>>507680497Bannon is an isolationist. Its only china he wants to nuke.
>>507680222there have been 2,500 nuclear bombs exploded
500 in the atmosphere
nuclear winter is a meme
>>507678396khomenei being an israeli or CIA agent has been a conspiracy since the day he came into the world spotlight. dude's got a weird background/ancestry iirc.
>>507680444Haha this has been a day of false alarms.
French president Emmanuel Macron tells reporters at G7 that Trump left early to consider ceasefire proposal between Iran and Israel: โThere is indeed an offer to meet and exchange. An offer was made especially to get a ceasefire and to then kickstart broader discussions.โ
France says cease fire is in talks
>>507680740It's a trap goddamn it
>>507679805Neve Leshem was killed in an incident in which an explosive device attached to the armored personnel carrier in which the force was traveling was detonated during the attack in Khan Yunis. Neve was killed on the spot, and 10 other fighters were injured - 4 seriously, 3 moderately and 3 lightly.
The incident occurred a few hours after Capt. (res.) Tal Movshovitz was killed by an explosive device in a booby-trapped structure in Khan Yunis.
In recent days, IDF forces in the Gaza Strip have been reporting increased friction with terrorists - an increase in the number of clashes, exchanges of fire and face-to-face contact with terrorists in the field.
Even in the case where the explosive device was attached to Neve Leshem's armored personnel carrier - the force saw the terrorists in the eye, encountered them and managed to eliminate one of the terrorists.
Doron Kadosh
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We have what looks like another wing on the way East. It's mostly Globemasters this time, two stratotankers at the fore.
>>507680830so then why did trump tell people to evacuate tehran?
>>507680692>>507680695(Disclaimer: Israel and United States are freely interchangeable.)
>>507680767You don't. Total Goy Death. Gas pedal to the bossom of Abraham.
>>507680770Brent is actually the worst oil becuase itโs shitty oil and is hard to refine thatโs why it costs more
>>507680013He is not particularly funny tho
>>507680892I don't know if you've noticed but Trump just says stuff
>>507680830Could explain why both sides reported a few explosions here and there but nothing "greatest devastation that will change the course of history" cope from both sides
>>507680444Was one of the drivers a woman? Were both?
>>507678650what are those weird little lines of letters or pictures right by his eye?
are 4chan pepes/memes encoded with steganography to flag autists and put us on bad citizen lists for gangstalking and targeted harassment?
>>507680892As a counter attack to Iran announcing greatest launch ever yet
>>507680892Because it was being bombed.
>>507680892Because he's an idiot?
The Iranians on tg are saying the oil tankers collided?
I swear to god. Trump you are the most dramatic drama queen ever. Had us all suspecting something was going to happen but now theyโre negotiating?
He left because he probably shit his diaper and they were being rude to him
>>507680892>>507680949>>507680956to scare the iranians into making a deal
that's what this idiot does every time
>>507677635 (OP)If US enters waragainst Iran then USwill collapse
I hope it's true that it's a cease-fire but what's the point of the nuclear issue continues. Israel and US will not budge until a nuclear deal is made.
>>507680340you subhuman retards aren't fit to govern yourselves, that's why we don't let you.
>>507680991honestly solid AI comic
>>507678807Russian shadow fleet = it could be the feisty Russians pulling some clever business to stir the pot a bit
>>507680862>>507680870Obvious trap but maybe Iran has no cards.
I don't see why they'd bother with negotiations, regardless of what they agree to they're going to get attacked.
>>507681047These fucking kikels and shabbos goys have no idea how strong Iran is
>>507680892too many inconsistencies, I think there is something going on with whoever writes the tweets
>>507680444>owned by jeets and nogsYou can't make this shit up
>>507681127It's already been found the fire was probably be caused by incompetence from the captains
>>507680444
>>507680767you just pretend the conflict never happened in the first place
>>507681149If they do a real attack then the US goes in, but then it would be the only chance.
They are cowards and don't want to take the fall.
>>507681149Because at this point they only care about their self-preservation. The elites' families have already been evacuated, the "deal" is going to be whether or not they can reunite
>>507680788Yeah, since the 1940s. Blast that off all at the same time.
>>507681149If china wasn't a pussy they'd fully back iran
Maybe China wants to lose it'sain source of oil
>>507680178Unironcially it means not a whole lot.
Its basically a "terrorism" yellow flag. As in the DoD just told all its bases to be on the lookout for Mossad False flags.
>>507681213Jeets also destroyed the Baltimore Bridge
>>507680878> eliminate one of the terrorists>we come into your town and kill your women and children and YOU are the terrorists I hate jews
>>507680949He's worse than Biden
At least Biden would just ramble about his childhood or whatever, he was senile enough to be harmless, Trump is just senile enough to be dangerous
>>507680862Glad to see France preemptively surrendered.
>>507681043I can tell you're a zoomet. A man of trump's age and stature would make everyone in the room smell his shit. Choke thru discussions while he laughed about it. Make a big show about how insulted he was if anyone wanted to leave.
>>507679160>>507679316It's fucking hilarious and your seethe is glorious. If this happened on Israeli tv you'd be spamming it nonstop.
Seethe, bitches. Seethe.
>>507681294FCON Bravo is basically nothing
>t Army
>>507681157Well, in an invasion scenario
But ultimately those fucking nuke stealing kikes have the nuke, they win by default even if you kill 95% of kikes
>>507681396Israel will lose dumb ass kike
>>507681377Just because you, yourself have done that to other people doesnโt mean he would. He has dignity unlike you, you filthy autistic crack baby
>>507681396You're still a filthy kike
>>507681424The incompetent US admin underestimates Irans capabilities, they may as well throw US into the garbage bin of history if they start this war
None of you retards can bake bread? I am going to bed!
>>507681517Which is fine.
I dont care.
>>507681281If china was ever in conflict with america then oil from iran would be cut off from them anyway. The smart play for them is to not press the issue. Make vague calls for peace do nothing and win.
>>507681517I can only hope because someone's got to liberate America from those jews
I'm done with the jews after their gay Iran nuke ad
It radicalized me
>>507679613he learned to get high from breaking news rather than counting shekels, truly based
>>507680444>"Amir, you are breaking the sh-">*Crash*
>>507680885probably express delivery of more interceptor missiles, tankers so they can fly nonstop and to support the escorts that are probably flying around transponder off.
Kikes have been using up a LOT of those missiles last few days and magazine depletion will means mass death if the Iranians discern it.
>>507681517Iran has proven itself to be incapable.
>>50768160580 year cycle never ceases to amaze
>>507681717Yeah. Maybe that's why Trump is freaking out and trying desperately to stop Iran. Maybe it's just a stalling tactic to give Israel time to reload.
>>507681729Copium. You think it's all peaches and roses. You will see how stupid it was to mess with them
>>507681735The 80 year cycle ends with america doing based things. Read your howe and strauss again.
>>507681801It's because israel/US is outmatched.
US wanted israel to wait and do nothing.
>>507681802Have not been paying attention? Iran was defeated in three days.
>>507680444>>507680569>>507680695could still be a happening
sneakibreeki on board, liquidate crew set collision course for oblivious other vessel, Blame the other side. If Iran did it then the Mossad did it, if the Mossad did it then Iran did it.
Those transportation contracts for the Iran invasion are gonna be fat
>>507681802any day now i'm sure
So are we getting a new thread or not?
>>507682195Is this where were at now? AI slop imitation pebblethrow? I want to throw up.
>>507682358Its over war ended.
>>507681915ฤฐran struck sensitive shit in kikesrael
The kikes can't take more bombings they'll lose their infrastructure
>>507682358Baker probably went to sleep.
Looks like we're recycling this thread for now.
>>507663416
>>507682531They didnt. Meanwhile endless pics of key infrastructure in iran being wrecked have been seen. Its joever
Are you retards going to bake?
>>507682845 turk bread anon sleep now-
2-3 days fren
>>507682978>>507682893Was going to bake but I can't because this website fucking sucks and it has connection errors.
>>507682676definitely over, bro. that's why 7 million kikes are currently shitting and pissing themselves in smelly bomb shelters
Just keep going in this thread until someone can bake, I'm having problems doing it.