Nothing ever tops America in making me laugh

>>507685862 (OP)
You're not japanese, you'll never be japanese, you are not ethnic yama or ainu

You are a lie, a western whore who failed in his own country so he fled to become an ESL teacher in nippon-land because he couldn't make it in his own land, the blood of your ancestors are not in those lands

Pathetic

https://youtu.be/qpi9YXaChHI?si=zcYjJRs__Bz6xJbq&t=68

>>507685862 (OP)
He is bringing affordability back to the smartphone market, while showcasing your devout patriotism and supporting the best president in American history. You are jealous.

>>507685862 (OP)
>Drop the all new golden Trump phone
>not 24 hours later you enter your completed final form as a kike grandmaster yid and turn on your fanbase
What was his plan?

>>507685862 (OP)
It can only receive calls from the based department

>>507685862 (OP)
it can only recieve calls from the kike department

>thank you for subscribing to the IDF $49.99 successfully transferred from your bank account

>>507685862 (OP)
Those are rigged with mossad explosives

Say kike just once goyim and it bricks forever with no refunds.

>>507685862 (OP)
I bought 2

>>507685862 (OP)
It’s equipped with the new PalantirOS

Does it have a mossad back door that reports you to the authorities if you criticize jewish people’s neurotic warmongering ?

>>507685862 (OP)
im buying two and one for each of my fleet team members ESPECIALLY the anti trumpers holdouts

>>507686040
Shut up jeet.

Lmao

didn't Obama do this?

>>507686140
>a fucking leaf

>>507685862 (OP)
it would be funny if they didn't start wars all over the planet

>>507687219
No he gave free phones to EBT recipients

>>507687219
Yeah.

>>507687272
We are trying to stop, you will see if we succeed in the result of trumps actions in the next week

>>507687129
I didn't give you permission to speak paco

>>507687288
you make him for that, but I bet it comes in clutch when you need to track down a criminal.

>>507687272
hey, i didn't do that. none of these other fags either.

>>507687390
Indeed

>>507685862 (OP)
And to think you were conquered by us, and you weren't even the only ones we were fighting.

>>507687258
SAAAAAR INDIA LOVES TRUMP SAAAAAR
NUMBER ONE TRUMP FAN IS INDIA SARRRRRRRR

>>507687272
We don't have wars, we have military interventions.

>>507685862 (OP)
1pbtid

>>507685862 (OP)
no way it's going to be made in the USA. Assembled maybe

>>507685862 (OP)
>first we had obamaphones
>now we have trumpphones
sheeeeit gibs me dat

>>507685862 (OP)
kek what the fuck is that

>>507687549
>Assembled maybe
lol no. this thing is 100% made in 中国

>>507687405
bro no personal hate but you literally paid for it through taxes
I understand you sorta didn't have a choice, but still

>>507687354
No necesito tu permiso. America necesitan nada de Canada.

>>507687695
Latest blumpf scam

>>507685862 (OP)
We make the best phones retard lmao

It's not going to explode on me randomly like those israeli pagers, is it?

>>507687729
right. just like you didn't have anything to do with Ukraine. that place sucked though. America totally had biolabs and corruption there lol

>>507687272
It's a special military operation, ackshually

>>507686416
Lmfao

>>507686282
Fuck off kike

>>507687697
they claim, but it's not happening

While customers can easily switch using their current phone, Trump Mobile is also excited to announce it will release the “T1 Phone” in August. It is a sleek, gold smartphone engineered for performance and proudly designed and built in the United States for customers who expect the best from their mobile carrier.

specs seem shitty too. USB 2.0 is old AF for one. Does it even have Bluetooth?
lolololol

>>507687272
It’s a gay police action as always, I want an actual war.

>>507687918
>just like you didn't have anything to do with Ukraine
unlike nuland, we had and have everything to do with Ukraine. so if you at any time decide to take your kike and your guns and fuck off out of it, it would be most appreciated.

>>507688306
doesn't need a processor I guess. Powered by winning. Is there mobile processor even made here?

>>507686710
Who photoshopped the cross over the Star of David?

>>507688306
class act proofing

>>507688387
>Nuland
What a sad country of buck broken peasants kek
Good that Ukrainians are cleaning the Earth of you AIDSrats.

>>507688387
i would love to. unfortunately, i'm just some Irish dude.

Peak MAGA retardation fr fr

>>507688752
don't you have a toilet to clean for your owners?

>>507688819
the irish are based.

>>507685862 (OP)
that finish isn't gold. it's yellow chromate conversion. very '70s hi-fi

>>507689118
i know a lot that hate kikes. pretty based.

>>507685862 (OP)
it's all so sad and cringe

>>507688306
wi fi?

they threw those phone idea together overnight. fucking embarrassing

So sad

>>507685862 (OP)
>real estate
>steaks
>shitty policy
>phones
Is there anything this man can't sell to gullible retards?

I hate Americans so much it's unreal

>>507689969
The Trump Organization, Inc. is an American conglomerate. Privately owned by Donald Trump, it serves as the holding company for most of Trump's business ventures and investments, with around 250 of its affiliates and subsidiaries using the Trump name.[5][6][7] Donald Trump joined the organization in 1968, began leading it in 1971, renamed it around 1974, and handed off its leadership to his children in 2017 after he won the 2016 United States presidential election.

The Trump Organization, through its various constituent companies and partnerships, has or has had interests in real estate development, investing, brokerage, sales and marketing, and property management. Trump Organization entities own, operate, invest in, and develop hotels, residential real estate, resorts, residential towers, and golf courses in various countries.[5][6][8]

They also operate or have operated in construction, hospitality, casinos, entertainment, book and magazine publishing, broadcast media, model management, retail, financial services, food and beverages, business education, online travel, commercial and private aviation, and beauty pageants.[3][9] Trump Organization entities also own the New York television production company that produced the reality television franchise The Apprentice.[10] Retail operations include or have included fashion apparel, jewelry and accessories, books, home furnishings, lighting products, bath textiles and accessories, bedding, home fragrance products, small leather goods, vodka, wine, barware, steaks, chocolate bars, and bottled spring water.[11]
>>507690254
back at you, interbreeder

>>507686040
>You are a lie, a western whore who failed in his own country so he fled to become an ESL teacher in nippon-land because he couldn't make it in his own land
Fags who get loud about this often got married to a fat, gross, ungrateful American bitch with no prenup and need to bitterly cope about that constantly.

>>507687272
its called a peace keeping mission goy

>>507685862 (OP)
Trump Taco phone great for ordering your tacos

What’s this, a new way to spy and take rights?

>>507685862 (OP)

$499 phone with rates of $47 a month for unlimited data. Made in USA. It's unfathomably based.

>>507688515

If I had to guess it's using a Motorola or Texas Instrument chipset so yes, it's semi conductors will be fabricated here.

>>507685862 (OP)
there is ONE cell phone made in America. $800. Trumps is 500? It aint happening

>>507691025
I don't think so. Only Apple, and no way would they work with trump boys

it's a literal scam. Trump needs to slap those diphit kids

>>507691025
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I.MX
some are made here, but dutch company

>>507685862 (OP)
Can't find info on the processor, rest of the specs seem about right for a 350-450 price range.
It does take jack so that's that. Stock android?

>>507686040
based

Im sure the Griftphone will be 100% made in america with american made parts

>>507692243
those specs are ridiculously high. it's a total scam

compare the one american made phone
>>507691376
and this fucking joke>>507688306

>>507692243
and usb 2.0
bluetooth, wifi, gps, anything?

scam

>>507688306
>customers who expect the best from their mobile carrier.
You’re going to get low priority because it piggybacks off of AT&Ts, Verizon’s and T-Mobiles towers but they’ll still sell 20m phones.

>>507685862 (OP)
bahahahahahaha!

>>507685862 (OP)
>>507686710
trump is the first nigger president

>>507693035
no doubt

and they'll just keep the pre order money for the non existent phone. I blame those fucking kids

>>507693618

Go on and buy that phone faggot, and hush up will ya? It's the patriotic thing to do!
....Ya ain't hatin' on America, are ya?

>>507685862 (OP)
i want one

not happening soon, if ever
"it's not a lie if it becomes true"

>>507693618
My Blackview has 16GB of RAM, 256GB of storage, fast processor. It's basically a mini tablet too. All for like $120.

>>507695247
You sure are a true patriot

>>507685862 (OP)
Making America Greedy Again!
Making America Greedy Again!
and again!

>>507686140
>He is bringing affordability back to the smartphone market

What affordability? It's a $500 phone with a $50 a month plan, there's a shit ton of good options out there for half that price, and the only ones that go higher than $500 are super high performance (which I highly doubt the Trump phone is considering they don't even tell you what processor it's running).

I'm using a Motorola Edge from 2022, has a nice oled screen, costs less than $300 and perfectly runs any app I throw at it. You can buy the new 2025 model for $400 if 2022 is too old for you.

>>507688306
>reddit spacing

Kys

>>507690254
Israelis are literal cockroaches.

>>507697052
2022 is too old for anyone, because it means no security updates (unless we are talking iphone or pixel)
buy the Trump phone, traitor

>>507686140
Is this the new boost niggerphone?