>mfw Americans just recently invented time travel and now we have invisible Mexicans in the ceiling

Bros the ufos or also known as grey aliens are Americans from the future, that time traveled backwards through time to try and stop the nuclear war.

Right now Americans are being funneled into underground cities because they cannot stop fate but they can save themselves.

When world war 3 happens we all need to stay online, because Ireland and America are connected by an undersea cable that hard lines our Internet.

We will keep you updated on European happenings by using our Google HQ and will operate as an outpost between East and West.

I am sorry that this is fated to happen, and that we cannot seem to stop it happening.

But that is the difference between snackbars and humans.

We always had a choice.

>>507688100 (OP)
What

>>507689879
>Right now
I'm just here to confirm that there's a chance that you won't be around in 10 years, at which point you can either be glad for not existing or cry that life is pointless