>Hear rumble in the distance
>See this
what do?
pull down my tighty whities and start fapping
Run back and tell seargent Brad Pitt the nazis are coming
>>507694707 (OP)I rat out all the MAGA zoomers in my neighborhood for the draft.
>>507695043sry that would be this one
>>507694707 (OP)Get my rifle and fall in.
>>507694707 (OP)I'm brown, but Hitler was the good guy, so I tell them where are the sewers jews use and how many commies are in the town. KILL THEM ALL.
>>507694707 (OP)Good prone position. Front sight focus. Respiratory pause. Squeeze. Follow through.
Start with anyone on a horse. Move on to anyone who's weapon stands out.
>>507695189The eternal mutt. Go die for Israel pls.
hand them a current copy of my school's history book
>>507694765Imagine if this absolute beast would 50x bigger.
>>507696783YOU'RE EPISCOPALIAN AREN'T YA?
>>507694707 (OP)Take on the entire company with my tank crew of disgruntled heros who just want to go home and maybe rape some German women on the way.
>>507694765Beetles are damn cool. I save from death some of them nearly every day in my office.
>>507694707 (OP)Run, I have Slavic roots it's game over for me.
feel joy like you wouldnt believe mien negger