A man walks into a bar in Alabama with a crocodile on a leash and asks the bartender: "Is it true that you serve niggers here?"
The bartender replies: "Sure, we've made progress here."
At that point the man sits down at the table, makes room for his crocodile between the chairs and exclaims: "then I'll take a scotch for me and a nigger for the crocodile."

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A man goes to the doctor with a swollen face and skin reactions and asks the doctor: "doctor doctor help please help, every time I fuck my face gets like this"
The doctor performs an initial visual examination and exclaims: "Muhammad, you are probably allergic to pepper spray."