>>507701889 (OP)I would poo my pants. Like how it happened to me today. Listen. This morning I had violent diarrhea just as I walked into a work meeting. I literally gushed down my pants, which were a light beige color, so the stain really stood out, but worse it got all over the floor right in front of everyone. One guy yelled out "HOLY FUCKING FUCK DUDE YOU JUST CRAPPED EVERYWHERE!" Some bitch tittered, another one screamed "WHAT THE HELL!" Like sure, it was unusual, but its not like I strolled in there holding a severed baby's head. Why do they have to make such a big deal and be so fucking loud? They all stood around looking at me with disgust. Then some cunt went down the hall telling everyone "Hey, Anon just shit his pants!" Next thing everyone else in the office was rushing in to take a look.
At this point I knew my life was over. They would never let me forget this. I figured I might as well have some fun and go down in history as a Chad. So I just dropped my pants down to the knees, crouched down and continued to empty my rectum onto the floor. I was sort of hopping around in a circle, pretending I was at a rodeo riding a bucking bull. I waved an imaginary cowboy hat over my head and shouted "YeeeHawww! "
My liquid shit was flying everywhere. Jesus Christ the stench was so bad I nearly choked.
I blame Trump.