who shall be votin' for dis time?
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

>>507709319 (OP)
AYE, votin' for Captain Crack Sparrow.

>>507709319 (OP)
Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.

Styx Laptop pledge drive:
https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4

>Petition to make Styx get a job
https://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job

▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD
▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)
▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software

>>507711936
jokes aside, he was complaining about tech issues the other day lol

I think the day is coming, where he might need a new laptop!

Back in court? How long is this shit going to last?

>>507709319 (OP)
Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.

Styx Laptop pledge drive:
https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4

>Petition to make Styx get a job
https://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job

▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD
▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)
▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software

>>507712056
>Petition to make Styx get a job
He has a job: making a few videos a day to keep us informed.

>>507712663

>>507712663

>>507714281
That was best left on the blooper reel.

>>507714281
*sniff*

let the boy enjoy his hat

>>507709319 (OP)
He's slowly turning into KingCobraJFS.

i edited an image but it still doesnt let me post since the big fuckup

Can't he just setup the AI to upload his deepfake and regurgitate Bloomberg 3 times per day? He could have much more time for drinking

>>507716155
What the hell are you trying to say?

The pirate hat was cute for a video or two.

After that it became ultra cringe.

I used to watch Styx at least a few times per week.

Used to...

>>507717593
Gary you fuck face
a lot of users had image posting ability taken away from the board being overloaded.
Some anons didnt get upload ability back

>>507718552
so you should hope to never find yourself aboard his ship so you should hope to never find yourself aboard his ship

>>507710701
>crack sparrow
kek. smack sparrow wouldve sufficed too

>>507709319 (OP)
damn, ian from forgottenweapons has aids?

>>507709319 (OP)
You guys think he ever got his revenge on the scallywag that broke up his marriage?

Wonder if Tarl went gay yet

>>507709319 (OP)
Time traveler

>>507720433
Cant. He has too much rizz.

>gropes tits
>goes to jail

Is this the power of the pirate hat?

>>507716109
this

>>507709319 (OP)
He was never quite right in the head after the divorce