Why are Americans chugging water all the time?

>>507715099 (OP)
We're too poor to chug maple gold.

>>507715099 (OP)
I heard about these things online and thought it was about the NHL but was always confused when they said they bought one. What's the deal with them anyway?

>>507715099 (OP)
It's a cope for being diseased fatsos

>>507715099 (OP)
we don't put water in those things. We mainly put Coca Cola

water is nasty

>>507715099 (OP)
>mfw whypipo and dey crystal clear pee

it's all they can. they cannot stop eating mcdonald's, they cannot exercise, they cannot breathe normal air or live in any area that's not filled with literal poison and they cannot wear anything that's not purely plastic. all they can do and talk about is "hydration", so they keep drinking fluoridated water.

>>507715099 (OP)
Can someone explain the stabley cup phenomenon? Who do american white women buy them like drones? What's inside it?

>>507715446
but our lives aren't any of those things

>>507715099 (OP)
because it's not natural for them to drink water when the body tells them to, so they made a commercialized habit out of it tracking how much a day they need in their goy stanley cup and whatnot.

>>507715499
Wife's alcoholic cousin can fit a whole bottle of wine in hers.

>>507715531
But it's a wall of text that means it's right

>>507715295
It's the new overpriced (((trend))) pushed to children to bully poor kids and make them cry at their parents to buy overpriced goyslop.

crazy how europeans will drink room temp fizzy water and pretend its satisfying

>>507715099 (OP)
They are unironically conditioned like Pavlov’s dogs. Everywhere you go in America, they tell you to “hydrate”. Normal people have this natural instinct called thirst, but a mutt thinks of da cahmuniteh first, so instincts take a back seat in favor of what the Jews tell him to do. Oh, and don’t forget your electrolytes!

>>507715099 (OP)
Funfact:
You actually cant drink Tap water in the US because they somehow need to put chemicals in it.

>>507715499
I think it originated with female streamers so they could suck on something phallic for views. There’s no fucking reason you need a straw when you’re just sat at a desk, what’s wrong with a regular mug or glass?

>>507715677
More closer to semen temp

>>507715099 (OP)
I assumed these was for taking to circle c and filling with mountain dew from the soda fountain.

>>507715613
Wow, that's bigger than a baseball bat.

>>507715099 (OP)

They don't travel anywhere without cars.

>>507715099 (OP)
It helps flush out all the microplastics that the jews put in everything. Even the water has microplastics so it’s a vicious cycle.

>>507715099 (OP)
I picked up the habit when I decided to quit drinking

>>507715099 (OP)
Drinking water is Redditcoded

>>507715099 (OP)
We all have diabetes

>>507715099 (OP)
Part fitness culture, part high-sodium diets, part the climate being a fuck in summer. Chicago, very much in the temperate zone, is at around the same latitude as Barcelona. The lake helps. Kind of.

>>507715651
You do have a point. Jews kvetch long form and I stop listening. Does being able to ramble for long period of time mean you are super smart?

>>507715499
The real reason was because the contents of the stanley cup had ice and it was actually one of the few things left from a fire that burned doen that house. It was literally the brick fireplace, a safe, and a stanley cup.

>>507715499
burgers, especially women, got obsessed with sipping water every 5 minutes, but they can't just walk around with a plastic bottle, so they invented a fashion product for it

>>507715499
>Who do american white women buy them like drones?
It's a social status signal. If you're wealthy enough to buy a Stanley, especially different ones for different days, they signal to other women they're well to do, and care about their health. Which is generally only accessible to wealthier women, as low-class, poorer women are overweight and have poor health. It's like having Allbirds and Gymshark

>>507715499
Viral marketing campaign for the things. They're just overpriced 1L cups.

>>507715295
Anglokikes are too retarded to drink out of a glass, they drink out of this crap like a toddler

Water?
Nigga please, half the idiots buying these are filling them with star bucks and mountain jew.

>>507716059
How is a fucking cup a wealth symbol in a supposedly richest nation on earth? What is it, gold plated or something?

ITT: Euros and third worlders continue to rage about the US existing.

Dehydration is NO JOKE.

>>507715099 (OP)
It's hot and like 0 humidity where I am. Try it; it's good for you!

>>507716193
>gold plated or something
No, it's lead plated

>>507715958

>>507715099 (OP)
Its because of how carbs and hydration work with the body. Its shown that people who over eat are also more likely to drink or feel the need to drink. If I had to guess its to aid the body in storing the carbs (carbo-HYDRATE). As for personal evidence the times when I would binge eat I end up drinking excessive amounts of water with it. So yeah, blame the shitty nutrition and food culture of this hell hole.
>t. amerifat not by choice

>>507716113
kek

>>507716197
Their tears and whining amuse me greatly.

>>507716193
Its a stupid whore "status symbol" you know your average mutt slut that want's a guy with 5 figures + in the bank yet she's got 100,000$ debt for he masters in feminism.

>>507716193
during covid my sister made $15,000 in like 2 months just buying plastic cups online, putting stickers on them and reselling them on etsy
women are fucking stupid and piss money away on absolute bullshit
our entire economy is centered around women and niggers

even water in america being mass produced is less hydrating than normal water so they have to drink lots of it

>>507715099 (OP)
Americans consider every beverage as "water," so when you're drinking coca cola, you're "hydrating"

>>507716338
Yep the "I run marathons and only eat salads" meanwhile in reality they walk part of a fun run and eat 4 fast food meals a day with probably 15,000 calories in it.

>>507716113
Now that you mention it, it does remind me of one of those baby drinking bottles I used to have when I was like 5 years old....

>>507716113
lmfao.

>>507716460
>>507716484
>Reeeee how can you use a reusable water bottle you're monsters.
Is this the biggest worry in your lives?
Are things so boring in your tiny shithole that you have to obsess over the US?

>>507715499
first there was the hydro flask faggotry of spending $40 on a chinese made water bottle
then fat people saw someone made one with a sippy cup straw

>>507715099 (OP)
>2 types of people: American and non-American
>Be in the latter group
>Have no AC
>Access to water is limited due to the demand down at the town well
>Food is garbage
>Money is worthless
>Losing more rights by the year

>>507715743
Glass house dude. Your water is shit too. Legionela and calcium deposits. Almost every old man has fucked kidneys.

>>507716113
Do you expect for people to slurp water out of their goddamn hands?

>>507716938
>proving his point
My sides holy fuck.

>>507715099 (OP)
They got vodka mixed drinks in those things.

>>507716779
I like how in bongland you can go to prison over a meme.
What a bunch of cucked cowards.

>>507717046
Delete this.

>>507715099 (OP)
i dont get it
>nooo plastic bottles are bad
>let me pour my water into this plastic cup
???

>>507716986
He had no point. Its just whining.

>>507715446
You niggers just think we fill up our cups with tap water kek.

>>507717253
Your “rebuttal” is you literally admitting you don’t know what a glass is.

>>507716414
Your sister sounds based for taking advantage of vapid retarded whores

>>507717248
They are metal on the inside

>>507717389
she also bought tons of stupid worthless cups and other garbage

>>507716779
>No AC
Don't need it. Never needed it. Its the hottest week on record and I'm sitting here in a 12 degree cool house while it's 32 outside because I opened the windows last night, closed them at 9am and the double brickwork is keeping me cool.
>Access to water limited
I have no cap on water usage, I'm not even charged for use, it costs the same if I use no water or if I use 400000 litres in a year. I only pay for the infrastructure.
Food isn't goyslop, why even cope like this
>Money is worthless
The US dollar has dropped compared to the Euro and Pound recently so actually the opposite.
>Losing more rights
Honestly I feel like I'm gaining some.

>>507717390
okay. but the straw looks plastic

>>507717456
Really, like what?
If you post the wrong meme you go to jail bong.

>>507715190
so are we lmao

>>507717388
It was a literal Tophiachu quote. Thanks for playing.

>>507717456
>Don't need it. Never needed it
>british people literally melt if it hits 72 farenheit

>>507717511
It's a metal straw with insulation over it

>>507716113
>Anglokikes are too retarded to drink out of a glass, they drink out of this crap like a toddler

THis, it produces micro plastics and estrogen.
>women are ok,
>males get decimated if they keep drinking out of plastic
>great for the Oligarchy err...... I mean for the Democracy(tm)

For me, it's Klean kanteen

>>507717566
>If I post the wrong meme I got to jail
There were only 110 convictions every year, and most are because people called for violence against someone else they very rarely arrest for a meme. The only one I was upset by was the pug Hitler shit in Scotland but Scotland isn't a real country so who cares.
There are lots of arrests sure because some police forces are shit like in Northumberland, but they rarely convict even then.

I have been able to say "I want all niggers and pakis to burn in nuclear hellfire exchange" for years here because they don't actively chase people that don't have a name to them.

>>507715099 (OP)
Water fad diet.

>>507717901
You're upset by a pug raising it's paw?
Good grief what a delicate little flower you must be.
Are all bongs so soft and spineless?

>>507715499
Viral Marketing.
Microplastics inside.
If you are lucky, then they are stainess steel inside, (so it may be a thermos that keeps temperature),.

>>507718022
I'm upset that he got convicted faggot, eat a slimy dick.

>>507715099 (OP)
Hydrate or die, digits bitch.

>>507718197

>>507715099 (OP)
they're southern monkeys getting grilled by the sun

>>507716371
This. and
>>507716414
This.
>our entire economy is centered around women and niggers
Buying and selling random crap.
That's why it is called "consumer economy" and it is entirely dumb.

>>507718022
>>507718197
Oh I forgot he didn't even serve any time he got a fine, and he still hasn't paid that fine to this day.

>>507718311
He still got a fine. Bongland is beyond fucked.

>>507715669
This anon gets it. I went to a local sporting goods store and they had a whole wall of these mugs in all kinds of colors. Like not just all the main rainbow colors but also different shades and shit of those. It looked like the home Depot paint section but in bottle form. Kind of ridiculous.

>>507718445
Scotland yard is.
They bent the law slightly for it, my point is that's the only example I can think of and he barely lost 200 quid, which he more than made up for on donations (260 dollars) and he still hasn't paid it because they don't want to be bothered to chase him for it because again the UK government is pretty lax about enforcement of this type of criminality.
You do realise you can't even call for the death of your own politicians right? I can.