I was at this pub yesterday sitting at a table outside by myself. Two pretty ladies came out with their drinks and just stood there, realizing there was no tables free outside. Instead of going inside to sit at one of the free ones they just both sat at mine across from me. I could tell they considered going back inside or sitting with me.
They just sat there and started talking to each other right across from me and I said nothing. I was frozen like a deer in fucking headlights. My mind was completely blank. After what seemed like an eternity but was only like 4 minutes I went in side to the restroom and didnt even piss or anything and then left the place.
>>507719687 (OP)nice blog faggot
on a real note that sucks. should have thrown your drink at them and said it was an accident.
They wanted to tag team you and make your drink their pee.
Good job spilling your spaghetti
>>507719807I thought I posted this on /b/ mb, won't let me delete it.
When I sit on the bus and it's full and the only free seat is the one beside me, women won't sit in it. A few days ago one tried sitting next to me then a few seconds later she stood up (or rather jumped over to another seat).
It's like that reddit pic where the woman would rather sit next to the sweaty rapist creep than wojack and the user says "oh because he has cancer".
Context: I don't spread my legs like a retard, I always consider the amount of space they have to sit in, I don't stare at people or have any bad intention towards them.
They just don't sit next to me, there'd be 5 standing women and an empty space. Make it make sense. Perhaps they sense my Chud aura.
>>507719807In hindsight I think the better play would have been to buy them a drink? I couldn't really say anything because I would be interrupting their convo.
>>507720137This happens to me too but i'm genuinely ugly so it makes sense there.
>>507720137They know you're the kind of guy who pulls his pants all the way down to piss. Probably likes to make small talk while doing it.
>>507720384maybe, it depends
did they say anything to you at all? maybe even acknowledge your existence? if bitches treat you like dirt, treat them like pests.
>>507720530Jokes on you, I pee sitting down.
>>507720625Nah not really. Aside from looking at me and seemingly sizing me up when they came out. They just sat facing each other and talked about some shit.
>>507719687 (OP)next time take the first move and invite them over. start talking to them. ask them about themselves, its an easy way to get talking. you got this bro
This happened to me one time, then my drunk uncle came back and continued his conversation about the battle of London. I'm trying to talk to these girls that basically fell into my lap and my uncle is screaming about Nazis. God bless crazy uncles.
>>507719687 (OP)Its tough bro, maybe practice jokes for next time. I'm working on my charisma too
