>tfw oldfag (30+)
>don't have to worry about getting drafted or even working
But yeah it's a real shame lil Kayden/Zayden/Kaidun will have to die for the jews, womp womp

>>507722211 (OP)
A man can dream, but if you are 18-55 you are going unless
>you have more than 2 kids
>you have essential work for domestic functioning
>you are too obese or otherwise incapacitated to waddle along the front line
>you are rich enough to but your way out.

you think you wont get drafted eventually?
this is the start of wwiii bud, its not gonna be a quick war

>>507722211 (OP)
>name your son Cohen
>circumcise him
>he gets drafted and dies fighting for Israel
>Stephen Spielberg makes a movie about it
>except now Cohen is black
>proud to be an American

>>507722211 (OP)
I hope you’re ready for double digit gas prices when the strait of Hormuz closes