All of this shit needs to be banned and taken off the shelves along with Mountain Dew, Coca Cola, Pepsi, most pop but not ginger ale.

>>507724169 (OP)
why?

>>507724169 (OP)
>All of this shit needs to be banned and taken off the shelves along with Mountain Dew, Coca Cola, Pepsi, most pop
Yes.
It is loaded with sugar and makes population fat.

>>507724351
It rots out your insides, all that stomach acid buildup is horrible for your digestive system and pancreas AND it doesn't benefit you AND it tastes like complete shit

>>507724169 (OP)
Just don't drink them

>>507724169 (OP)
Red Bull is based. It's pasteurised instead of having preservatives added and it's free of artificial sneedeners. Monster is gay and jewish though.

What's wrong with Red Bull? It is effectively the only non-satanic drink out there (even though it has a taurus logo).

>>507724351
Because xir can't compete with people who get out of bed in the morning and actually do productive work.

>>507724169 (OP)
there's sugar free versions of all three of these
anyhow, before this shit gets banned I want a total ban on fake meat
let's actually get rid of poisonous and socially disruptive cattle feed products

>>507724498
Monster energy is kosher and the logo means 666 in Hebrew, stupid goyim.

>>507724624
Hence why I said it's gay and jewish

you can pry the sugarfree blueberry sour patch energy drink from my cold dead hands

>>507724700
Remove that muslim cock from your mouth before talking goy, can't hear you properly

>>507724715
Red Bull is the white man's energy drink. Put that shit down brother.

>>507724715
So you're just drinking blue goop? What is even in this shit?

>>507724169 (OP)
I would say pass a law that removes added caffeine.

>>507724169 (OP)
I have checked out of the jewish prison bus

>quit wagie job
>sold everything I had in my name
>all property I own is in somebody else name
>stopped renewing IDs
>stopped paying taxes
>stopped paying car insurance/plates
>free groceries and free techslop (lots of it is hidden in the back nowadays but there are still plenty on the shelves)
Fridge is always packed, I have no bills or worries, I also never steal energy drinks as I don't need the energy since I quit my wagie job there is no need for me to be alert or wake up early.

I am free.

>>507724481
>It rots out your insides, all that stomach acid buildup is horrible for your digestive system
Correct.
All of those are highly acidic.
>coca cola is literally battery acid by pH.

>>507724169 (OP)
Do liquor next
>but not ginger ale.
You won't

>>507724624
>A brand called monster made its logo look like slash marks that means beast this must be some grand conspiracy

>>507724169 (OP)
Energy drinks nearly killed me. The stuff is poison

>>507724169 (OP)
>pop
Ask me how I know you’re a fag

>>507724169 (OP)
Buy PepsiCo products.
Buy them all.
Buy them now.

>>507724815
idk but it's so good

>pop
Hello fellow southerner

>>507725280
this. people who say "pop" instead of "soda" are inbred redneck sister fucking toothless retards with room temperature I.Q.

>>507724169 (OP)
I get powdered energy drink and mix it with plain seltzer water. It's cheaper. They need to make a Red Bull powder.

>>507725080
>highly acidic.
Lol low acid is the new thing I noticed. Acids kill candida. So in your world citrus fruits and lemon water are bad for you.

I poured my Rockstar Punch on concrete once because I was done with it. Shit ate through the concrete and stained it permanently. Not until they repaved the street did it disappear.

>>507725372
I get powdered disappointment and mix it with boxed wine and sadness because I'm a loser

>>507724169 (OP)
Gotta have Bangs Root Beer!

>>507725372
This is what you want. You can mix all kinds of stuff with it to have custom-made soda. And an extra trick is putting yogurt in it.

>>507725621
forgot img

>>507725196
Keep drinking the goy juice muttbro

>>507724169 (OP)
energy drinks are more healthy than not, much better than sodas

>>507725621
>sucralose
what are you doing nigger

>>507724169 (OP)
Amerigoys just need to not use corn syrup in their drinks

>>507725415
Lemon water rots your teeth out, they dump sugar into that stuff

>>507725372
They already kinda do, you can get knockoff redbull in syrup form for soda machines. Used to be a bouncer and drink like 20 glasses of fake energy drink a night.

>>507724815
I dabble in redbull and celsius, but never touch shit that looks like that.
Like drinking a cartoon.

>>507725725
I'm not even going to argue with you.

I drink coffee and wine. You zoomies weird me out with your meme drinks.

Red Bull is based. I don't drink the rest

Just don’t buy it faggot

>>507724169 (OP)
Picrel is my favorite. 16oz Monster Ultra Sunrise zero sugar.
Always get zero sugar, otherwise you're taking in a lot of calories.

I'm not gonna make it bros, my teeth are gonna fall out cuz of all the acid and suga. Rip, myself.

>>507724169 (OP)
Ginger ale too. Just buy and eat real ginger. Carbonated water exists.

>>507725080
retard, your stomach acid has a lower ph than soda

>>507726749
I'm drinking some herbal tea with raw ginger right now.

>>507724169 (OP)
shut up i need my sips
and i need my zyns too

>>507724169 (OP)
STOP
LIKING
THINGS
THAT
I
THINK
ARE
BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>507726999
Think? They are bad.

>>507727129
wrong
high acidity helps with digestion

>>507726955
I used to be like you. Just give it up, you'll look and feel a lot better.

>>507724481
>It rots out your insides
So don't take it.
Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it should be banned.
How about we ban guns because you think they can hurt people?
How about we ban cars because a nigger can drive them into Christmas parades?

>>507724481
Why would you want a nation full of optimal-weight otter mode chads like me to compete with? I don’t drink soda or beer, only whisky and water touch my lips, but banning it? Let la creatura’s kill themselves I say.

>>507727176
True, and there are other better ways to get acid into your stomach if you ate low. Apple cider vinegar and freshly squeezed lemon water.

>>507727129
So don't drink it.
Why should we ban it?

>>507727324
You have yet to explain why we should ban it just because you believe it's bad.
Maybe cars are bad because people don't have to develop endurance when travelling to work.

>>507727372
Because it harms people every time they are consumed.

>>507727129
the only thing "bad" is artificial sweeteners but its negligible being 600x sweeter than sugar. in fact, 60,000mg of sucrose is far worse than 100mg of sucralose for your health.

>>507726584
All monsters are overly sweet to me and mostly taste the same
I don't get the hype for white monster

>>507727448
Alcoholic beverages supposedly "harms people every time they are consumed."
So ban those as well?
Maybe ban shoes because every time someone walks outside they have a risk of dying?

>>507724498
Drink the original Thai red bull in tiny bottles it's fucking great
Red bull Thai heir was speeding in a Ferrari drunk and on drugs and killed a cop shrugged, paid off the entire police force heads and left the country waiting down the statute of limitations lol

>>507727528
It's good if you're on a low carb diet.
Carbs/sugar are actually bad for your body and brain.
We should band them!

>>507724529
It's Kratin daeng. The animal is not a Taurus it's called krathin. It's like a wild bovine. Red bull is Thai

>>507727597
How much are you shills being paid, can't be very much.

>>507724498
It’s a private company too, no need to cut costs or shrink products to appease Jewish investors. All profits go into sponsoring sick ass stunts and sports teams. There’s a lot of britshits in my local pub every night thanks to the NY Red Bulls sponsoring our local youth soccer league and Americans are shite at soccer so it’s good to have people who know what they’re doing training our kids, and supporting our local bar which would probably have died by now- all thanks to Red Bull™

>>507727528
I pretty much like only the orange flavor one. The other ones taste too fake and/or sweet. And I only drink the zero sugars.

>>507727783
you are the shill
you want to ban something that has demand

>>507727783
Maybe he's right, let people decide.

>>507724481
>acid hurts your stomach
How does digestion work?

>>507727789
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Wichian_Klanprasert

>>507727800
>zero sugars
So what happens when you crave a banana? Do you use all your mental strength to avoid eating 1?

>>507727859
It has demand due to addiction.

>>507725061
How old are you? You own your own house? How are you posting, from the library?

Huh, I've decided to quit caffeine for good last night. Didn't crave for one today which is good.

I don't understand how you bastards can completely abstain from caffeine.
>but muh natural energy
That's bs. Energy drinks are bad for you if you keep using them long term, but some people are so energy deprived that they don't know what else to do. I wonder if this is by design.
Energy drink companies should make the drinks less lethal though, I wonder why they refuse to do that.

>>507728001
Just take the banana flavored zero-sugar drink.

>>507725719
>Garbage is better than shit.
no shit sherlock.

>>507728029
Video games are also addictive and bad so we should ban those as well.

>>507724481
> all that stomach acid buildup
what?

>>507728029
same as eggs and meat right
we should ban eggs and meat because they are addicting

>>507728233
Video games can't give you stomach cancer and make your teeth fall out. Guess they didn't teach you that at kangaroo school.

>>507728097
If you get withdrawal headaches they can be severe.
Just take a half-portion and call it quits for the day. Repeat for a few days and you'll be done. Problem is I enjoy a lot of beverages that contain caffeine so I went back to it. Perhaps a relapse?

>>507728189
You're not serious.

>>507728189
man, i wish they sold a sugar free version of banana soda here.

>>507724169 (OP)
I stopped drinking that shit because it was giving me random heart palpations at work.

>>507728371
seed oils will give you stomach and ass cancer

>>507728105
>caffeine
>Energy
You can be severely sleep deprived and drink a whole energy drink in one gulp, but still fall asleep within 15 minutes.
What you call "energy" isn't actually energy.

>>507728303
If you drink pop on the regular you'll get acid reflux and the buildup of acid in your stomach and digestive system will cause long term health problems

>>507728001
A banana is different though. I eat plenty of fruits and vegetables.
But I don't want to be drinking some soda or whatever that has 'empty calories'. I'm trying to watch my weight and BMI as best as I can.

I lift and exercise, do tons of DIY renovation work on my house but the problem is that age 44 it seems everything I eat goes to either ass or stomach.
Aging is terrible. I never understood the people who say that we age like fine wine. It's a bullshit cope if there ever was one..

>>507728527
caffeine is anti parasitic poison that plants produce
zog hates it

>>507724169 (OP)
You should work for the UK government, you think exactly like they do (commit suicide).

>>507728105
>lethal
This is a meme from ten years ago. Taurine is good for you and there's nothing in those drinks that harms your health let alone as much as a classic Coke or Sprite

>>507728481
Would love to try that. Looks good. Hopefully OP doesn't ban it before I can get one.

>>507724815
Actually it's clear.

>>507728412
I get ya, lots of em have really nice flavours to it lol

>>507728496
It's the sugar. You can have the sugar-free ones without that issue. But the caffeine might also be affecting you.

>>507727528
overall just a meme, all of monsters have a lot of sugar so americans love them
>>507728105
energy drinks are just sugar, caffeine and taurine retard, boomers talk shit about how energy drinks are bad and then they go home and drink 3-4 coffees a day

>>507724169 (OP)
I drink this when I don't want to fall asleep from the herbs

>>507725061
>stopped renewing ID
You gon get deported doing shit like that. Still mega based and ghostpilled.

>>507728543
So don't drink it. What's the problem?

>>507724169 (OP)
>land of the free
>BAN STUFF I DONT LIKE

>>507728527
Explain

>>507725061
>all property I own is in somebody else name
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but that means you don't own it.

>>507724169 (OP)
Can someone shoop mein kampf as an energy drink? Here's an original pepe for your trouble.

>>507725330
Nobody in the south calls it pop you retard. That is a northern/Midwestern thing.

>>507728481
Bro I gave like 20 bottles of that stuff under my bed I can sell to you. Zero sugar, same colour and it came out of a banana.

>>507724715
Based candy flavored energy drink drinker

>>507728888
Your brain has a protein decay pathway which at the end causes you to be very sleepy.
"Energy" in the scientific sense refers to the ability to move things around, etc...
You can eat all the food with loads of calories in it that you want, yet still fall asleep or be drowsy.
Usually, when people say "energy" they are referring to their ability to be alert and active and direct the energy their bodies contain to achieve intended outcomes.

>>50772914
>takes a big swig
>Mmmmm I can't wait to buckbreak some negros thanks to the power of my BUCKED UP energy drink

>>507726749
Glass bottled sparkling mineral water poured into a mason jar, 3 parts water, 1 part cranberry juice. Even more water as you kick your sugar addiction. It’s free Italian soda niggas.

>>507729350
Ok, I get it. So, how to get more energy?

>>507729642
ketamine

>>507724169 (OP)
Keep your filthy human hands off my root beer

>>507729776

>>507729642
Your body is a biological system. Caffeine blocks adenosine receptors in the brain, which causes you to feel more alert. It might also impact your sleep, so it's generally best to only take it early in the day.

>>507729913
I just don't want to feel so sleepy after eating or smoking a joint

>>507724715
I like these

>>507729642
Cocaine, it's what they put in Coca-Cola

>>507724169 (OP)
only after alcohol and tobacco, boomer trash