Anonymous
ID: svVFFKV9
6/17/2025, 6:48:49 PM No.507742278
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THE TAP THAT ECHOED THROUGH ETERNITY - /pol/ (#507742278) [Archived: 1063 hours ago]
Anonymous
ID: rdyDcDUq
6/17/2025, 6:50:06 PM No.507742435
>>507742278 (OP)
Based sign tapping thread. /pol/ is always right. The post from the sign was made in February of 2023, too. I was in the thread that day.
Based sign tapping thread. /pol/ is always right. The post from the sign was made in February of 2023, too. I was in the thread that day.
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Anonymous
ID: svVFFKV9
6/17/2025, 6:52:36 PM No.507742743
>>507742435
>I was in the thread that day
Based
>"Pa, where were you when the sign was tapped?"
>"You're not gonna believe this shit son..."
>I was in the thread that day
Based
>"Pa, where were you when the sign was tapped?"
>"You're not gonna believe this shit son..."
Anonymous
ID: IHluI3Gy
6/17/2025, 6:52:45 PM No.507742765
>>507742278 (OP)
that anon probably saved millions of lives..doesn't even know it
that anon probably saved millions of lives..doesn't even know it
Anonymous
ID: IPFxR40D
6/17/2025, 6:53:14 PM No.507742834
>>507742278 (OP)
The Tap That Was Heard Around the World
It was a day like any other in the People’s Republic of Perpetual Progress. Comrade Ivan, proud owner of exactly one government-issued wrench, stood before his apartment sink. The faucet, a marvel of five-year planning, had begun its daily ritual: a single, heroic drip.
As the droplet fell, echoing through the concrete corridors, neighbors gathered. “Did you hear that?” whispered Comrade Olga. “Running water! The revolution delivers!” The Party newspaper arrived, headline blazing: ‘Universal Access to Water Achieved: Tap Proves System’s Success’. The article featured a photo of the tap and a quote from the Minister of Plumbing: “One drip for all, all drips for one.”
Soon, word spread. Citizens lined up for hours to witness the tap. Some claimed to have seen two drops in a row—surely a sign of abundance! The West trembled at the efficiency; the world watched in awe as the tap, like the revolution, delivered just enough to keep everyone equally thirsty.
And so, the legend grew: the tap that was heard around the world. Proof that, in the workers’ paradise, you may not get much—but at least you’ll get exactly the same as everyone else.
The Tap That Was Heard Around the World
It was a day like any other in the People’s Republic of Perpetual Progress. Comrade Ivan, proud owner of exactly one government-issued wrench, stood before his apartment sink. The faucet, a marvel of five-year planning, had begun its daily ritual: a single, heroic drip.
As the droplet fell, echoing through the concrete corridors, neighbors gathered. “Did you hear that?” whispered Comrade Olga. “Running water! The revolution delivers!” The Party newspaper arrived, headline blazing: ‘Universal Access to Water Achieved: Tap Proves System’s Success’. The article featured a photo of the tap and a quote from the Minister of Plumbing: “One drip for all, all drips for one.”
Soon, word spread. Citizens lined up for hours to witness the tap. Some claimed to have seen two drops in a row—surely a sign of abundance! The West trembled at the efficiency; the world watched in awe as the tap, like the revolution, delivered just enough to keep everyone equally thirsty.
And so, the legend grew: the tap that was heard around the world. Proof that, in the workers’ paradise, you may not get much—but at least you’ll get exactly the same as everyone else.
Anonymous
ID: 2bp5wnyI
6/17/2025, 6:57:34 PM No.507743373
>>507742435
Sign tapping has been a thing since like 2018 I thought, this isn't even the first sign, it's just a really good one that tackles the fact that racism is a societal carrot and stick used to goad white men into complying with the state on things that WILL IN FACT harm them, because only white wealthy men truly escape American hardship, and even then, modern "whiteness" is really just being connected, every time hear it, it just let's me know they are handling the instutions levers of power in such a way that is subversive to my personal interest, malicious, or actually just downright stupid, imagine having a secret club AND TALKING ABOUT IT.
Sign tapping has been a thing since like 2018 I thought, this isn't even the first sign, it's just a really good one that tackles the fact that racism is a societal carrot and stick used to goad white men into complying with the state on things that WILL IN FACT harm them, because only white wealthy men truly escape American hardship, and even then, modern "whiteness" is really just being connected, every time hear it, it just let's me know they are handling the instutions levers of power in such a way that is subversive to my personal interest, malicious, or actually just downright stupid, imagine having a secret club AND TALKING ABOUT IT.