Hey anon did you know if you join the military you could get upto a 50k sign on bonus?

Where's your Jewish Rainbow flag, Shabis Golem? Your superiors figure out it's bad optics and that the US Military has nothing to do with defense of the USA?

>>507750624 (OP)
I would have known if was not a pajeet

>>507750624 (OP)
Other than having to serve, what's the gimmick to this + free education?

>>507750624 (OP)
It's all so tiresome.

>>507750624 (OP)
You COULD. They like to play taksies backsies with it though.

>>507750624 (OP)
5 acres in a state/city of my choosing.
5 bedroom house minimum AA quality.
50k upfront minimum.
and 50 years of completely paid insurance for my entire family.

I call it my 4-5 requirement.

>>507750624 (OP)
Holy shit I could get the new Mustand AND a Nintendo Switch with that much money!

>>507750624 (OP)
Did you know NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS!!?!!

>>507751438
Your salary is shitty. Living conditions are shitty. You aren't allowed to leave the base until your schooling is completed. You can't quit. Your rights and freedoms are gone until you get discharged. And you have to take whatever vaccines they give you, such as the malaria vaccine that gave everyone cancer. Being in the military sucks. T- ex-zogbot

>>507750624 (OP)
Literally the only upside to military enlistment is the money and benefits. Everything else sucks. And the money is necessary because it the time you get out, you have learned so little real skills that you'll need the money to live on.
Source: work for a defense contractor. The active military guys I work with are so fucking brain dead, lazy, and backwards that I honestly have no idea how they will get a job in the private sector when they are no longer in the military. I wouldn't hire them as a junior intern, and some of these people have masters degrees 10+ years of experience and are so far high up in rank that they think they'll actually be an executive somewhere when they leave.

>>507750624 (OP)
paid over the course of 10 years, if youre lucky

>>507750624 (OP)
40k is not enough, I need more

>>507752154
Right, that's all survivable, but do they find a way to entice enlisted men to spend their paycheck/bonuses? I assume commissary is marked up, but do they shill you overpriced toys/gadgets?

I like taking BIG shits and establishing social democratic countries in hoi4 I am not a good fit for your operation sir

$50,000 is nothing and it's taxed so it's less than nothing.

I would gladly enlist for 4 years for $1,000,000 untaxed, paid up front, and would waive VA and school benefits for this amount. If you think about it, VA benefits exceed this anyways over a lifetime so it's actually not unreasonable amount for a bonus.

>>507750624 (OP)
Imagine being so destitute, useless and miserable that you join an organization that outright treats you like a disposable tool only for you to try and trick others into being in your situation. There are people in the military that are literally going hungry because of low pay. This is literally some fucking 3rd world north korean army shit where officers are struggling to feed themselves and their families. That marine, army, navy or airforce identity that you cling to is your only real sense of purpose. The military lives in a world of its own and operates at the expense of the real world filled with real citizens that are working real jobs to fund this shit. Not to mention the on base murders, rapes, drug use and full on corruption that goes with it all. So tell me why the fuck paying me half a hundred grand is ever going to motivate me to overlook these glaring problems? There's no honor in any of this.

>>507752660
They just know you're retarded and all the money they give you will inevitably go back to ZOG.

Literally every veteran I know did the exact same thing when they got back home.
>Buy the biggest TV they can so they can have advertising beamed into their eyeballs at 4K
>Buy the most expensive Jeep they can get which will fall apart before they complete payments

>>507750624 (OP)

>>507750624 (OP)
I thought you fags already met your recruitment goals for this year. Shut the fuck up with this gay marketing campaign

MIGA!!!!!!!! MIGA MIGA MIGA

>>507750624 (OP)
What was Aaron Bushnell signing bonus?

>>507750624 (OP)
What are there death benefits? It the event of a war, it's highly unlikely this will pay off for many.

>>507750624 (OP)
FM12-105:
"postal personnel are not part of the war theater"

>>507754018
>It the event of a war, it's highly unlikely this will pay off for many.
That's the point, goyim.

>>507750624 (OP)
I made 120k last year. Sure, it isn't a record but the basic qualifications for the job are 18 with a GED. Starts at $30 an hour and some bonuses are 4k take home four times a year plus possible corporate bonuses

>>507750624 (OP)
Who attacked who?

>>507750624 (OP)
Fine, sign me up (im not actually gonna show up)

>>507750624 (OP)
Those signing bonuses are the real deal, too! You can serve and protect America's staunchest ally, while helping yourself move forward with a fulfilling career!

>>507752476
Oy vey, 30k is not enough for you? Don't be greedy, your country needs you.

>>507752263
>the money and benefits
You don't even get those, though.

>>507750624 (OP)
can I donate it to israel and the ukraine instead? the only compensation i require is the knowledge im serving zog

You have to buy your own gear after the first default set, and you WILL want to upgrade

>>507751044
Checked.

it's really fun! you get to see the world and learn important skill!

>>507750624 (OP)
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>507750624 (OP)
I was at a bar that was playing some mainstream propoganda slop on the tv, must have mentioned israel or Iran when some orclike entity in ill fitted camo grunted out something about "weak men scared to fight for their country"
I out loud said people just aren't stupid enough to go die plinking sand monkeys for israeli interests while bean hordes piledrive our home country anymore. His souless gaze locked on me as he started espouting his service record like the McDonald's menu. I said that's quite impressive for a faggot droning brown kids from the safety of 2 countries over.
This must've set off his programming and fired off what little neurons he still had. Couldn't even tell you what the mystery meat monster was squeeling as he thrashed on that poor barstool's unbreakable will.
I scoffed at the spectacle which had to have activated his kill mode. The frothing mess lurched forward and all it took was mild reactive response of avoidance to sidestep and watch the golem trip on himself and come crashing down.
I sat on this beanbag's back and slapped it on the back of his head. He was already teary eyed and farting profusely in impotent rage. Once the whole bar was splitting their sides in laughter I got off and told him it's ok, no hard feelings. The creature scampered away in fright (I guess having to actually fight for once in it's life was too daunting).
Someone yelled out "Simper Fag!" as it barreled out the doors.
Anyway good luck to the homos and losers set up with recruitment duty. Hope you like the taste of Remington-brand pepper

Honestly you can get one over on the US military if you play your cards right. I joined the Chair Force, scored well on my asvab so they realized I was actually worth something beyond a warm body, and even though I did the 6 year sign on bonus I failed out of my annual physical training in the fifth year because I didn't want to be there anymore and got an honorable discharge. I also had my one tour of duty at Al Udeid, a base in Qatar with an in ground pool, commissary, the mandatory disgusting burger king, etc. I was on maintaining comms so your tax dollars were mostly paying us to play Wii Bowling like 10 hours a day back in 2010 because it was 99% uptime all the time.

Just don't sign up for the Army or Marines, they actually do real work and get nothing to show for it.

>>507752660
You have to pay for everything

>>507750624 (OP)
Question. So as I am not a fat that means I will die for Israel. Will I get my prostate massages and my semen harvested to breed a Jewish woman with my dead man's cum as I have found to be the case with the regular idf soldiers? I think it's definitely the will of their God to breed with dead mens semen based upon the information I have found about how they deal with dead idf guys.

>upto

Mutts, tell me, are your people honestly jumping back into the military like back in 2001-2008?
Back then I could possibly understand with the propaganda by Hollywood and 7/11
but now?

>>507750624 (OP)
>50k

You have to sign up for 6-8 years and they pay you every year TAXED. So you get like 30k over 6 years no body mentions this but I guess you wouldn’t know if you weren’t a zogbot (I was).

>>507750624 (OP)
50k for a 6 year contract. That is less than 10k a year. I can donate plasma for that extra money. Nice try.

>>507750624 (OP)
I'm thankful I was born in a country that never fell for the military alliance scam and also hates Israel so there's no way the kikes can jew me into dying for their interests.

>>507750624 (OP)
4 years of my life are worth substantially more than that.

>>507756388
Everyone here that isn't fat or a brownpid is ready to die for Israel. But we are trying to find out if we will get the treatment of idf soldiers when we die and have rabbis massage our dead prostates so we can impregnate Laura loomer with our dead mans semen as is customary for the Jewish culture.

>>507756366
Hahaha black scientist

>>507756619
Try 6 years of your life.

>>507750624 (OP)
No, tell me more.

>>507750624 (OP)
That's three obvious zogbot threads.
Time I pressed G!

>>507750624 (OP)
their little badges are cute, good for them

>>507750624 (OP)
I am currently servicing the wives of our warfighters while they our deployed. It is a sacrifice I make for the troops.
You may thank me for my service

>>507751818
Delusional.

>>507750624 (OP)
>could

You won't

>>507756366

>>507750624 (OP)
>sign
only the one to be tapped
not gonna die for ZOG glowniggers
>https://voca.ro/1ptioViL0WZZ
get fucked

>>507756366
checked for what the fuck is that?

>>507759658
thank you for your service

Obviously this is a meme but it makes me angry that niggers basically get this amount from the government in value from multiple different things not because they are doing a service, but because they are a burden.
They get rewarded for making things worse.

Why are kikes like this?

>>507762668
Jews literally aren't human. They are Neanderthal hybrids. That's why they reject things seen as good. It's a genetic predisposition to evil. Picrel tells the story of their most holy religious tradition, raping and eating babies.

Also they are inbred schizos.

>>507763052

>>507763194
pretty powerful for a memeflaggot (the pic, not you)

>>507763194
Saved

>>507750624 (OP)
great, enough for a rusty dodge charger and a trailer in some rustbelt shithole. sign me up!

>>507756366

>>507759765
>Delusional.
thats why you are the best pajeet. go join the army and fight the war for israel

>>507752154
Unironically, the vaccines are the worst part of the military. Aside from that, I really did not mind it. In basic training, they say that everyone gets sick because everyone's living in close quarters. In reality, it's because everyone was mass vaccinated. They pretend that it's the close quarters and stress of basic training. The sickest I have ever been in my life was in basic training.

>>507750624 (OP)
If this is a government recruitment thread, instead of paying me to sign up, let me pay the government to be able to go around and execute american traitors as an official military designated job

>>507750624 (OP)
Jeannie's not deleting this so I guess rules don't apply to zog

I am such a goy that when I enlisted in the Army in 2014 I got zero bonus and when I got to basic I found out everyone there got 30k because they signed a month after me

>>507756110
I did something like this in the Air Force also. We did some real work on the flight line. I was in electronic warfare. I also deployed to Al Udeid. There are many, many weeks where we had no airplane and we simply sat around and played Rock band or other video games.

The real secret to the military is pretending that you have so many injuries and that you need disability pay when you get out of the military. Document everything.

>>507750624 (OP)
30k for niggers

>>507752660
Actually I’d say I’ve never felt wealthier in my life than I did as a private in the army but it’s only twelve years later I realized how much it warped my perception of reality. I’m sure nobody cares about my reminiscences, but a common trap we all fall for is expecting to maintain that standard of living once we leave the army and then blaming ourselves when it isn’t possible to do so on civilian wages and without a team of civilian contractors standing by to smooth out the details of daily life.

>>507763946
great one anon, gonna repost this hopefully