Reminder

>>507750910 (OP)
fym nothing ever happens? The last days have been nothing but happenings

>>507751363
>EXPLOSIONS IN THE MIDDLE EAST ARE ACTUALLY A HAPPENING! THEY HAVENT BEEN HAPPENING EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST 50 YEARS!

>>507751363
>preserving the status quo
>happening

>>507750910 (OP)
Based

But.. but I tapped the sign..

Nothing ever happens?
Can you go buy a firearm like a as possible 50 years ago?
No?
Something happened.

>>507751763
Sign tapping as been funny
>the sign predicted this
>sign tappers vindicated
>nothing on the sign actually happening

>>507751363
The middle east has been a shithole for like 40 years now. It being terrible is the norm; specifically not news. Because literally NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.

No drafts
No war
No civil war

You will be gooning it to niggerball within 24 hours like always. If niggerball gets canceled, then something might happen, but Niggerball always must continue.

>>507751363
No nukes = no happenings

>>507750910 (OP)
hating jews is now socially acceptable amongst western normies
this was unimaginable 5 years ago

Things happen gradually. Like the fact that every streaming show is at least a little bit woke now. Didn’t used to be the case. That shit happened over like 20 years time.

We've been predicting inaccuracies on our "not happening" predictions for years, this isn't a surprise and we're still right.

:^]

>>507750910 (OP)
50 years will go by and everything will still be on the precipice of revolution.

Bros. Look at boomers still obsessed with politics even though nothing ever happens. Do you know anything sadder?

Nothing happening is the worst ending, if youre getting old and desperate

>>507752630
You just accepted it for years because you were dumb and impressionable.
>girl power in terminator
>nigger scientist in terminator
>german terrorists in die hard
>jedi the good guys in star wars

>>507753349
The only good guy is Darth Vader: even though the Empire hated him, he stuck around long enough to teach Luke the wrong thing about Jedi on purpose

So that the Jedi were trolled into being heroes.

>oingo boingo little girls
>YMCA fag anthem
Nothing new under the sun
Nothing ever happens

>>507751363
I don't understand it either. Since November it's been Happenings after Happenings

1. The only president in American history with multiple, pending criminal investigations (and a mugshot during his campaigning) gets reelected.
2. The first use of tariffs as major policy since the Great Depression causes worldwide pricing shocks and people dumping investments in the U.S. at a rate that hasn't been since since the 2008 crisis forced everyone to go lean.
3. Everything with the Zelenskyy interview. Completely unprecedented in every way and the first time the U.S. has ever publicly ambushed a foreign figure like that.
4. Everything with the Gaza Trump endorsement
5. Deportations like mad, the most ever
6. Protests fucking everywhere including the most recent one which, even by cynical estimates, is one of the largest in American history
7. You literally just saw Iran bombing the shit out of Israel
8. Israel has literally stated this will not stop and Iran needs to wholly abandoned its nuclear program (which is a complete red line for Iran)

We have long past Nothing Happens. So much has happened that the consequences of tariff policies and all the DOGE firings (anyone BIG happening) still haven't caught up with us to even see what we did.

>>507753349
It’s a thing that happened.

>>507750910 (OP)
HOLD

>>507754634
Nobody gives a shit about any of that outside the economy and getting spics out of the country.

>>507754709
I just proved to you that woke has permeated your entire life and every piece of media you enjoy.

Every movie is jewish. Care to respond?

>>507754973
It’s true but who can decipher what “Jewish” even means at this point. Maybe you know, or maybe you’re a little redpill magpie

>>507751363