They’re gonna use me as a massive ordinance projectile aren’t they??! … probably inject me with tons of bioweapons too so my remaining sprawled out viscera and adipose can act as a biohazard!!

Why won’t they think of us poor goys!!

>>507752075 (OP)
Emergency rations

will zoomers fare better than Gen X and Millennials in their jewish wars for oil?

Millennials came back from afghanistan with PTSD because somebody stole their xbox 360

>>507752729
WONT ANYONE THINK OF US ZOOMER GOYS!!???

>>507752075 (OP)
ww3 harsh conditions will help you shed those extra pounds

>>507753875
But I want to keep eating my hot pockets and watching my anime!! I’m literally only 24 I’m too young to be sent to war!!

>>507752075 (OP)
worse, they'll put you on a diet and force you to exercise until you are fit to fight

>>507752075 (OP)
>sir, we are above target, over
>copy, deploy Fat Man 2, over