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>>507773707 (OP)>tonightIt's 12:30 in Iran right now. When should we expect this?
Israel and Iran are both members of the Russo-Chinese empire, why do people keep falling for this script
>>507773707 (OP)They are about to insert the buttplug of absolute destruction
>>507773707 (OP)THE RING OF UNFORGETTABLE SURPRISES
>>507773707 (OP)Nothing had been happening for centuries, I believe it.
>>507774017tonight, obviously. Just not tonight.
>>507774316Iran is going to nuke itself?
>>507773707 (OP)[spoiler] 2 more hours [/spoiler]
>>507774925Neutron bomb on Kweev is my guess.
>>507774017Since the leadership is hiding far far away tonight could be any time.
A nuke just flew over my house.
>>507773707 (OP)Holy shit! That means they might send FOUR missiles this time!
>>507773707 (OP)I won't even remember this information by tomorrow.
Are they going to prank the jews? Will they sink the Nimitz?
I am intrigued and slightly erect, it must be said.
>>507773707 (OP)Please nuke Tel Aviv tonight.
>>507773707 (OP)New flag soon. Watch out.
>>507775146(GLA music starts playing)
Oh fuckโฆ what do they mean by this???
>>507773707 (OP)please be real this time. didn't they say the same shit yesterday then only sent a couple of missiles?
>>507773707 (OP)TILL THE END OF THIS NEWS CYCLE!
Reality: there will be nothing and this whole "war" will be forgotten the next month
>>507776359>the forgottenthis isn't the tiberium timeline anon
JUST IN
>JUST IN
IRAN HAS NOW OFFICIALLY RAISED THE PURPLE BANNER OF SORROW
Calling it now
Iran has the Epstein Files documents that has dirt on Trump and every single world leader and billionaire
The new flag of turbo dominating victory has completed production and will be raised tonight.
>>507776872it's the GLA flag isn't it
>>507774251Nigger it's the Golden Age
They said that last night too, and then nothing fucking happened.
Ali Kopehmenei going to parade is big balls in a golden g string
>>507773707 (OP)they will raise a new flag
a white one
>>507774251Israel has bought off the entire US political class
imagine if they managed to eliminate net and yoohoo
>>507777661you fucking parasites are going to be stuck in your desert shithole without water or power
>>507773707 (OP)i was promised that last night and they cucked out. everything they say is bullshit
>they raise two red flags of revenge instead of one
>>507775146https://youtu.be/31ozG_gM-zI?t=1888
>>507774925Israel has nukes, Iran doesn't
>>507773707 (OP)If they don't nuke the shit out of Israel it's another nothing burger.