THE WORLD WILL BE FOREVER REMEMBERING THIS CENTURIES TO COME

https://x.com/UpdateNews724/status/1935076999464202463

>>507776344 (OP)
Nothing ever happens.

>>507776344 (OP)
stop giving me hope you faggot. just let me die

>inb4 they just release some stupid and inconsequential information like they found aliens in the rubbles

>>507776344 (OP)
Nukes please

>>507776344 (OP)
They said it last night too and nothing happened

>>507776344 (OP)
gtfih
>>507777777
>>507777777
>>507777777
>>507777777

>>507776344 (OP)
Checked. TKD.

>>507776344 (OP)
>launches 10 rockets
>9 gets intercepted
>1 hits an uninhabited building
woah...so this is the power of Islam?

You will die for Israel.

>>507776344 (OP)
The only thing that will happen is that Israel will strike the final blow.

>>507776590
Hope you get nuked bro.

>A FLAG WILL BE RAISED THE LIKES OF WHICH THE WORLD WILL NOT SOON FORGET

>>507776625
So why your fought Berber Pirates and Turks?

>>507776590
I wouldn't be so cocky you rat faced kike

>>507776344 (OP)
I will forget about it tomorrow morning

>>507776541
>they just release

who? updatenews724
I only listen to the Ayatollah

>>507776577

this
test detonation
all across the nation

>HES TALKING WRECKLESS

SHITS ABOUT TO GET REAL LOL

>>507776590
are you posting from a bomb shelter?

>>507776791
XD

>>507776344 (OP)
A Nothing surprise, don't bet on it

>>507776344 (OP)
i want them to nuke pissrael but i know nothing ever happens

>>507776590

>They said it last night too and nothing happened

that was the surprise !

>>507776344 (OP)
Oh I'm sure. Where's the biggest missile attack ever that was supposed to happen last night?
I hate Israel but Iran seems to just be blustering.

>>507776344 (OP)
HOLY FUCK THE FLAG JUST GOT RAISED

>>507776863
>>507776730
>>507776691
Is that a threat? Are you working on some new AI image?

>>507776344 (OP)
Please God let this be real, i dont want to go to work tomorrow, il rather get peacefully incinerated in my sleep tonight. Just please let the nukes drop.

>>507776344 (OP)
FUCK IRAN
U
C
K

I
R
A
N

>>507776344 (OP)
It's already 1AM in Iran. Literal nothingburger from larpers on twitter

Yeah yeah the flag is raised but what's the ring situation?

>>507776488
this. they aint gonna do shit.

>>507776919
XD

>>507776691
>>507776863
seething

>>507776344 (OP)
ITS NIGHT IN IR*AN ALREADY

WHERE IS THE CENTURY SURPRISE AYATOLLAH

H A P P O N A N G
FLAG RAISED!!1!!

>HAPPEN

>>507776344 (OP)
Hydrogen bombs please!

>>507776344 (OP)
NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS

>>507777010
true

>>507776344 (OP)
Iran will join the People's Republic of China as a new province.

israel dies tonight

HOLY FUCK THE FLAG IS RAISED!!!
HAPPENING

>>507776344 (OP)
They won't do shit.

>>507776344 (OP)
They said the same shit yesterday.
I'm here, left with my dick in my hand because the Iranians always pussy out instead of glassing pissrael or at least crippling it.
I'm following Chuddha from now on.

>>507776344 (OP)
RAISE THE FINAL FLAG!

>>507777185
true

>>507776344 (OP)
God please nuke Tel'aviv. It would be the funniest shit ever.

>>507776344 (OP)
They say that every day though

>>507776919
The alternative would be that they are massive fucking liars. That can't be true, right?

>>507776344 (OP)
They're gonna sink America's oldest aircraft carrier, the Nimitz, set to be scrapped next year.

thread swarming with nervous kikes
why are they like this if they are winning so hard?
let's wait and see

>>507777210
But Chuddha what if?

>>507776488
This time it will, but in exactly 2 weeks.

Consequences will never be the same again.

>>507777264
true

>>507776590
True

>>507776590
Idk piccolobro shits looking like the real deal

Nuclear test? Lmaoo

>>507776590
iran is about to nuke u dumbass

>>507777232
However, if they did >>507777236
it would indeed be the funniest thing ever

2 more... hours?

>>507776344 (OP)
>>507776488
>>507776590
Iran Always Chickens Out

>>507776999
anon... you would still have to go to work
checked, btw

>>507776344 (OP)
Iranians are so cute when they're angry.
https://youtu.be/pEkvY0DTZ_U?feature=shared

>>507777236
my body is ready

Iraqi tacos tonight, boys

>>507776726
Berber pirates weren't from middle east they were from north africa.

>>507776344 (OP)
are they gonna fly some little flag again and shoot their bottle rockets, lol?

I'll believe it when I see it. Nothing ever happens.

>>507777456
true

>>507776344 (OP)
Unless the pull a hypersonic missile with a nuclear warhead out of their ass this is a big fat fucking nothingburger.
I truly don't get it, even Pakistan was able to acquire a nuke by "stealing" it, yet Iran didn't see this coming and decide to create the weapon to provide permanent detterence?

>>507776344 (OP)
Iran won't be remembered in a few years, much less for centuries to come.

>>507776590
Really hope all of you die.

There is one more line to cross, and then you will see

>>507777605
they will do nothing

>>507777777

TKD!

Baskin Roberts Trust Fund Band

NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS.

>>507777668
Iran is so utterly incompetent. They cant do anything. Like i am honestly baffled by how weak they are

>>507777668
true

>>507777777

Is this the final solution to the anti-semitism problem?

>>507776590
Mossad HQ status??

>>507776344 (OP)
Oh aye, they going to raise a flag or something again?

>>507777777

Colony drop on Tel Aviv?

>>507776590
Based Kike

>>507776344 (OP)
Praying for a total kike death. Exterminate the vermin.

The will raise the marvelous rainbow flag of faggotry over the al-aqsa-mahmoud mosque. It really the end this time.

>>507776344 (OP)
Social media has really turned modern military conflicts into faggy tweets where nations pretend to sound like some Hollywood actor dropping ominous threats.

>>507776726
barbers were african. turkey is kinda ME but also kinda east europe, close call

>>507777904
>Oh aye, they going to raise a flag or something again?
Maybe they'll raise two floogs to show they really really mean it this time.

>>507776344 (OP)
which are they going to raise this time

Rollin for chemical weapons.

>>507776506
Based!

>>507776488
True and real.

>>507776344 (OP)
The Supreme Leader is gonna spread Nutella over bread on live stream and in 4k slowmo? Damn! Can't wait!

>>507776344 (OP)
Well yeah they'll remember for centuries cause they won't do anything until a century passes

>>507776344 (OP)
Believe it or not this is good. Not a nuke/attack.

A change has been made.

>>507777465
kek

>>507776344 (OP)
Tehran will fly the rainbow flag?

>>507776344 (OP)
These faggots better deliver. This shits getting old.

>>507778150
Koitsuuuu!!!!

>Iran announces alliance with the USA
>Nukes Israel

>>507776919
Now you're thinking like Albert Fish

>>507778439
>which are they going to raise this time

>>507777776
FOKKEN HELL!
I'd OFF myself after this.

>>507777776
Topkek

The rod and the ring will strike.

>>507776344 (OP)
They're releasing a new Elder Scrolls 6 trailer...

Digits and Il Duce's spirit nukes israel from heaven, killing all the jews in Tel Aviv

>>507777668
nukes didn't help pakistan not being an american bitch ass country. pakistan = literal cia honey pot. nukes didn't stop the destruction of CCCP. nukes are not stopping mossad-cia-mi6 tearing cucktin's russia apart. only based NORKS know how to use nukes

>>507776344 (OP)
kinda ruined the surprise

>>507776590
For some reason I really want to get onto an Israel VPN and farm (You)s on 4chan

>>507777605
Iran fought ISIS, retard. There's even direct evidence ISIS was financed and armed by Israel.

>>507777777

>>507777605
>>507777678
>>507778215
>>507778722
>>507776590
Nuking every kike parasite will save humanity.

>>507776344 (OP)
They've said that the last 4 or 5 days in a row. Nothing ever happens.

>>507776344 (OP)
What I'd do if I were Iran:
>gather all my enriched uranium
>put it underground
>announce "fuck you, you're to late, we've already developed advanced and compact nukes that fit on an ICBM warhead"
>do underground nuke test
>everyone can see you just exploded a nuke on their seismographs
>while they may doubt you actually did manage to make your nuke compact enough that they fit on a warhead, you've already provided proof that:
>1) you have a device that explodes in the at least several dozen kiloton TNT-equivalent range
>2) you have missiles that can reach israel
>and then just say if anyone tries to actually invade you you're gonna use nukes and they are too late to stop you from developing them
I don't think anyone would wanna call their bluff.

>>507776344 (OP)
>Rod and Ring will Strike

>>507779604
>Nuking every kike parasite will save humanity.
You should see a doctor about your suicidal ideations.

>>507780012

>>507776344 (OP)

>>507776726
this is not an ESL board schlomo

>>507778435
coal

>>507779604
yes, unironically

>>507780344
Making you mad by my broken English is even better.

>>507776590
You deserve what's coming, you and all of your tribe will be forever hated and condemned by the rest of the world, no one will respect your kind, your cries will be forever ignored and you will burn in hell forever.

>>507776344 (OP)
ayatolla assahola will retire?

>>507776344 (OP)
Praise Yahweh! if Iran does something, I'm dying for Israel!!!

>>507780259
>Israel flag
>absolute garbage-tier gif straight out of youtube poop
Come on, now, JIDF. At least make an effort...

>>507779011
At this point I would have to consider that cheating. You need to put effort into trolling.

>>507776344 (OP)
Will there be a live stream? Serious question

>>507776344 (OP)
Hopefully it means they're going to throw the Ayatollah out the fucking window having had enough of his bullshit?

>>507776344 (OP)
They're unveiling the rainbow flag of sodomy in preparation for what they're going to do to Israel (in two weeks time)

>>507776488
are they flying the yellow flag of radiological disaster yet?

>>507776590
Serious question, why would an Israeli come to 4chan and /pol/ in particular of all boards. You realize most people here would unironically jump with joy if you died a violent death right?

>>507776344 (OP)
imagine the amount of flags they have to put up and their fingers full of rings

>>507776344 (OP)
They say this everyday now. Iran is the ultimate two more weeks.

>>507776590
Hello there.

Non anti-Semitic /pol/ user.

I hope everything's ok in Israel.

Just so you know, there are Americans rooting for you.

We hope to see the collapse of the anti-Semitic tyranny in power at Iran and a transition to a democratic government, hopefully ushering in a new era of peace in the Middle East.

~ May IHVH and his Son, Jesus Christ, bless all of you here on 4chan. Amen. ~

~ Let's all love Lain! ~

>>507776344 (OP)
Iran has promised a nuclear-tier happening for literal decades, zoomies.

>>507781672
>Come on, now, JIDF. At least make an effort...
Are you ok?

This is embarrassing.

>>507782197
>IHVH

>>507777904
i have raised my burnt auburn flag of snack time

>>507776344 (OP)
I'll see you in hell

>>507782046
No.

>>507776488
Checked

neh

>>507776344 (OP)
Allahu ackkurwaaaa
Let's go!

>>507776488
Digits confirm

>>507776344 (OP)
okay its tonight there, now what?

>>507776590
All hail glorious Israel and their loyal puppet Donald Trump

When is "tonight"? It oughta be getting pretty late in iran right now innit

>>507782197
We know you're getting lit up. You government's efforts to censor the hebbening isn't working on all of us.

>>507778470
Rolling for a new kind of weapon based on hitherto unknown principles

>>507782111
>They say this everyday now. Iran is the ultimate two more weeks.
CHECKED

>>507782558
Is that real?

>>507776488
CHECKED

>>507776344 (OP)
>*slips on the purple ring of anger*

LET IT BE A NUKE, PLEASE, I WANT NUKES, I WANNA SEE NUKES, I WANT A FUCKING HAPPENING, A TRUE HAPPENING, NOT THIS FAGGOT ASS BITCH WARS OR LOCKDOWNS, NUKE NUKE NUKE, NUKE THE JEWS SEX WITH IRANIAN WOMEN

>>507776344 (OP)
they have like 2 am

>>507776590
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER, THEY GUNNA DO IT AGAIN TOO
no one can stop what's (never) coming
sit back, relax and pretend there's a good show on
not everything needs a reaction, especially when it's nothing

>>507783330
Russia has nukes and they are still getting wrecked.

>>507776680
America, you mean.

>>507783078
There are crooked inscriptions on the wall in one of the frames, which probably indicates that it isn't real.

>>507782558
Holy shit is this real ?

>>507783553
I DON'T CARE I JUST WANT EVERYBODY TO PANIC AND THE WHOLE WORLD GOING NUTS

>>507776344 (OP)
t.

>>507783684
It's deadpan. I know it's not real.

>>507783387
>>507776344 (OP)
but it must be admitted that the Israeli "iron dome" works quite poorly, probably more specialized in espionage

>>507783808
https://files.catbox.moe/4vaits.mp4

>>507777605
Iranians fought isis and they are shia muslims. They havent harmed christians as far as i know.
I also know jews created isis and they hate christians

>>507783553
they probably even have this old one, even probably from Ukraine, but it's old stuff. The second round of war showed that the arms funds were rather wasted

>>507782283
Kike flag gas yourself jew

>>507785425
>Kike flag gas yourself jew
Whatever you say prisoner.

>>507776344 (OP)
world tweet wars, triggering words: "if", "we'll", "tonight'', etc

>>507783330
calm the fuck down

>>507776590
>nothing happens
Both Israel and Iran are talking mad shit on social media.
Both Israel and Iran are getting BTFO by each other.
Its funny to watch both sides shill and cope.

Thank-you for the entertainment Israel-kun, Iran-kun.

>>507777169
Is this some big meme whit the flags in jewistan?

>>507776344 (OP)
>Something huge is coming!
>Every normalfaggot on social media bitching about it
>Nothing ever happens


2 more weeks

>>507776344 (OP)
>THE WORLD WILL BE FOREVER REMEMBERING THIS CENTURIES TO COME
>We know, it's underneath Al-Aqsa
She said she would take their thumbs away so they cannot grasp

>>507776625
What a retarded person. I'm by no means a jew lover but this is just outright false

>>507776344 (OP)
RAISE THE PINK FLAG OF ANAL INSPECTION

>>507776344 (OP)

I don't think it's a full moon.

>>507789257
>I'm by no means a Jew lover
and yet you hide your Israel flag curious

>>507789315
Or perhaps the SUPREME LEADER will show off his VIBRATING COCK RING OF ZIONIST DESTRUCTION

Am I supposed to look at you as a grandfather of some sort? I had grandfathers, they were both WW2 vets and they're both dead. I always just looked at you as my friend. This isn't war more than it is survival, I've been too much with people I've never met to care what title is what.

That's what makes this all the more confusing. I'm not even angry, just confused. And scared, but I can't pinpoint why. I hate the unknown, but I don't have much power to anything about it, do I? I've never felt more powerless in my life, so I'm just gonna wander around on the beach for a few days. Nuke it if you want.

>>507776344 (OP)
Dont they always say shit like this?

Raspberries. There's always some mystical mystery oooohhhh when reality is the US can here their silent farts even and have been for a long time. I don't know what the problem is over their but it's religion money sex am sure. Human mammals are predictably boring. We will blow up the entire world they rattle. This not even perceptible piece of dust. Ok.

>>507779324
This zoomer broccoli head fucking retard actually thinks ISIS is and was the only terrorist group to ever exist LMFAO

>>507789468
Så du kan inte grundläggande historia?

>>507776344 (OP)
IRAN WILL RAISE THE FLAG OF GAY BUTTSEX

>>507784643
Fuck all browns. Fuck kikes. Fuck muslims. Fuck africans monkeys. Fuck the entire third world. Im so sick of this nupol faggot “pick a side” shit. Fuck off lil brownie.

>>507776344 (OP)
>a surprise
>tells us about it in advance

>>507776344 (OP)

>>507776590
Nothing Ever Happens chud is never wrong.

>>507776344 (OP)
SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD

>>507776625
Fact.

>>507776344 (OP)
Most of the past week
>Israel buttrapes Iran
>Iran: “we’re gonna do something! Something BIG! The world will tremble!!!”
>happeningtards forget nothing ever happens and start getting hyped
>Iran does nothing

>>507776344 (OP)
>"Reaching out holding haaaaaaaaannnnnnddddddssssss"
>Reliving memories
>As we smile through the years
>The tears
>The Fears; Disapppeaaarrrrr

>Life is FULL
>Full of SURPRISES!!

https://youtu.be/-BQN84CZrn0 (Surprise Surprise - Ending theme song (1995) Cilla Black) [2:06]

>>507788840
iran got bombed and then raised a purple flag that they called the flag of revenge over some mosqe or some shit.

>>507776344 (OP)

>>507776344 (OP)
I hope they nuke india, kikesrael and usa for good.

>>507790563
chuddah has spoken

>>507776488
Wait a minute....those digits..
8 divided by 8 is 1, the those are dvbs thus doubling it's 1 & 1 OR 1+1.....which equals....2. two....more weeks

>>507776344 (OP)
We get it, you're going to kill Trump and nobody on the Left will care. The Woke will instantly all convert to Islam.
End of Story.
>the Woke will begin to support American having a King by Friday.

>>507776344 (OP)
NEW AI VID, LADS!

>>507776344 (OP)
You don't say

BREAKING NEWS: The Skidmark of Justice has been made in the Supreme Leaders pants!

It's too late now, you didn't listen.

>>507776344 (OP)
Maybe it has to do with the intelligence information Iran got a few months back? Maybe this entire attack on Iran has to do with that too.

Surprise is Iran will announce they will weaponize their world leading troon surgery industry to turn Jews into women for them to fuck.

https://www.economist.com/middle-east-and-africa/2019/04/04/why-iran-is-a-hub-for-sex-reassignment-surgery

>>507790371
kek
you're ok schlomo

>>507776488
israel false flags the US and Iran spills the beans

>>507776344 (OP)
Just fucking do it already. They are almost as hyperbolic as Israelis.

>>507776488
Checked.

>>507792010
>forcefully castrating Jews
>for them to fuck
Doubt, tranny fucking will be outsourced ot Western countries. But being turned into eunochs would deal a huge blow to the Israeli's ability to have gay orgiess in the bomb shelters, which may or may not constitute a crime against humanity.

>>507776344 (OP)
rolling for big happenings

>>507777077
The cake eggman!

Oh shit......this must be it, they're gonna unleash the Keshe UFO!!!

>>507782066
Lol newfag doesnt actually understand pol.

>>507776344 (OP) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW2TfQsSA7Q&list=RDEW2TfQsSA7Q&start_radio=1

>>507776344 (OP)
checked...no they said tonight everyone will remember when the 2 week countdown began

>>507776979
Your gene pool being comparable to a septic tank renders you incomparable to Piccolo

>>507776344 (OP)
Jews btfo... literally..

>>507776344 (OP)
>THE WORLD WILL BE FOREVER REMEMBERING THIS CENTURIES TO COME
Iran is stupid.

>>507776344 (OP)
I’ll see you guys in this same thread tomorrow

cool but we don't need 4 separate threads about this same thing. wtf