>microbes convert carbon-rich methane and oxygen into sugars and fats the spiders can eat
they literally eat the earth's shid and fard. they're crawling around down there. fucking niggers.

We need to nuke them.

Braap Widow

>>507784657 (OP)
From Antarctica.

>>507784657 (OP)
Send to the cow fields and India pl0x

brappie long legs

>>507785001
I will send the farding spiders to Israel. We're already having diplomatic talks with their fart leader

>>507784657 (OP)
new nightmare unlocked: anal spiders that feed on your farts

>>507785393
To warm in your ass for them to survive.

>>507784657 (OP)
That's not a spider.

>>507784657 (OP)
Based my soul animal

>>507786737
Sea spiders aren't spiders

>>507785393
>>507786588
Kek

>>507784657 (OP)
neat

>>507786935
>___ spiders aren't spiders
Elaborate

>>507787037
>sea cucumbers are cucumbers

>>507787037
sea spiders and spiders share no common ancestry aside from the fact that they are both arthropods. sea spiders are not arachnids or even arachnid-adjacent.

>>507784657 (OP)
Imagine having one as a pet and you have to feed it with protein-packed farts

>>507787456
sea spiders are related to spiders. this is seahorse propaganda trying to discredit the SPIDER bloodline. Fucking cargo cult seahorsenigger. Stay in your own fucking seabed.

>>507787939
>seahorsenigger
kek

>>507787730
It will go well with my beakless cum-fed octopus

>>507787939
All the white bitches love spiders. SLM

>>507787730
Imagine having a fart powered kike as a pet and you have to feed it with protein-packed farts