Thread 507787783

>most of this board will get drafted
>a lot of them will die virgins because the government that sends them to war convinced their women to be man hating whores

>>507787783 (OP)
its so unbelievable i believe it

you know maybe the pride parades were the lesser evil after all

>>507787783 (OP)
I will not comply

>>507787783 (OP)
If women get drafted to die in the WW3 meat grinder I might just enlist just to watch them die with my own two eyes. Kek

>>507787783 (OP)
I wish you pedofile mafia defenders would try glownigger.

>>507787783 (OP)
The war will be at home. Nobody is forcing me to do anything I would rather die then serve the pentagon should be burned to the ground.

>>507787783 (OP)
write my character a merceds plz

>>507787783 (OP)
Glownigger here. I'm not gonna lie, this is really bad for us. We are literally shidding and farding our pants. The mood at glownigger hq has grown very dark indeed.

>>507788524
Have you guys considered killing yourselves?

>>507788674
everyday baby, everyday....

>>507788873
Just get all the information you have into the right hands and you will have absolved yourself.

>>507787783 (OP)
People keep asking when Americans will actually use their guns. This would be that scenario.

>>507789271
Better Call Saul

>>507787783 (OP)
This board is full of shitskins and boomers. Most are not draft eligible

>>507787783 (OP)
Nobody is getting drafted you fucking mealy mouthed faggot ass incompetent.
Which administration exactly is willing to hold that hot potato?
And the military absolutely does not want low IQ fucking retards who don't want to be there.
Honest question: How are you this stupid?

>>507787783 (OP)
They're doing everything to slide this, so I'm reposting from another anon, CAP THIS and share it:


Here is the sequence of events leading up to Iran's "surprise":
Israel convinced Russia to give Iran some low-yield briefcase nukes last week. In exchange, Russia gets US recognition of the new territorial map of Russia/Ukraine.
Iran will detonate one of those nukes in Israel as a show of strength intending to blackmail Israel to cease hostilities.
The Israelis know this, and have communicated the nuke threat to Trump as though it's intelligence-sourced rather than something they orchestrated. Worst case it's a burnt offering and cassus belli for US involvement, but best case is this:
Trump left G7 and scrambled US strategic bombers and plans to glass Tehran if a nuke is detonated in Israel. We're bombing to avoid triggering MAD responses from Russia/China if we used ICBMs or sub-based launch.
Israel has calculated in the damage. They have even been preparing for this moment by memeing the "TACO" irritant to specifically target the President's frame of mind when it's time for him to issue the bombing order.
Trump's pride will cause him to push the button.

>>507791288
>And the military absolutely does not want low IQ fucking retards who don't want to be there.

>>507791288
The military is already filled with low IQ Brown retards that don’t wanna be there.

>>507791288
>And the military absolutely does not want low IQ fucking retards who don't want to be there.
>filled with spics and niggers
Bruh

>>507791288
bruh look at this doo

>>507791288
They drafted both my grandfathers into ww2, and my father to vietnam.

They have draft plans and they are changing laws to auto enroll in the selective service. If there is war there's going to be a draft.

>>507787783 (OP)
I'm just going to rape you

>>507792475
>eglin on damage control with new id

>>507792475
retards like you have been saying this since Grenada, then Panama, then gulf war 1, then 2 and Ukraine, then now.

>>507787783 (OP)
>most of the greater middle east
Retarded larp. Most of the middle east is literally on the US payroll.

>>507787783 (OP)
I never reply to a memeflag thread so sage, but I have a prosthetic hip, two screws holding the opposite ankle together, and I'm bipolar with ptsd and openly antisemitic and racist. Shame I'm a deadeye with AK irons. Have fun in your fag jew war zoomies :):):)

>>507793202
>le principle man

>>507787783 (OP)
>man hating whores
Err anon, I dont think you thought that through.

>>507787783 (OP)
It's the Indians posting these now kek
The Israelis actually somehow sound less smug than this

>>507787919
This. So pointless.

>>507787783 (OP)
>jewish power fantasy
meanwhile in reality
>their world power destroyed
>their nation in ruins
>their women kept as toys underground by brown men

>>507787783 (OP)
glowie here
the wars will be fought with drones and ai
you get to fight nonwhites at home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwq7NxGQeOw

GIDDY UP

SAND IN THE BOOTS

RAMADI CALLS ME BACK

UNCLE SAM WORLDWIDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaiRuYZEVeQ

God bless America

>tfw too old for the draft
enjoy sand zoomies

>>507787783 (OP)
Does anyone have the draft dodge piss and shit your pants meme i thought I had it saved but I dont :(

>>507787783 (OP)
You are going to fucking die.

>>507789271
Not just guns, but chemical and biological guerilla warfare as well.

>>507787783 (OP)
You could just fuck your draft enforcers to death.
Lock them in a pillory and let everyone go to town on them.

>>507787783 (OP)
Pretty sure that's going to result in a lot of dead politicians, kikes, and non-Whites.

The war is at home, and my bullets are for zogDogs.

>>507792475
Yeah, bitch? There will be guerilla attacks and assassinations, too.

>>507795300
I predict a lot of twisted and fucked up torture being dished out by people who refuse to die for Israel.

I hope they let me be a drone pilot, would be rad as fuck. Not some gay predator drone either, I want to camp in the woods, build explosive drone in the mud, and then fly them into people's brains and butts. And yes, I am willing to have my head popped too. Alls fair.

>>507795300
l-lewd

I wish that were true, because my life sucks anyway, but it's not gonna happen lol

>>507796307
I sometimes feel that life sucks enough to just join up, and do some cool stuff. But then I remember I gotta get yelled at all day by some dweeb, and I'd prefer not to. At least with a draft I can be quickly and poorly trained and out the door to die asap.

>>507787783 (OP)
We've been over this I'm not allowed back after last time. You get a little silly and suddenly your a racist war criminal.

>>507795952
Documented and spread on the internet on purpose to demoralize them, yes.

Who's up for a tide pod challenge?

>>507787783 (OP)
cool story bro
hmu if you have any jobs building drones or missiles with leniency on resumes and far out of enemy strike range
otherwise leave me alone because I'm not joining your waaaaaagh
I have like depression and chronic fatigue and I'm very close to developing asthma and also I have bad eyes so
ugh, I know, I know
I SADLY cannot participate
until then there are more important things to attend to, like planning the KSP Jool roundtrip and minmaxing HOI4
good day

>>507791288
Uh huh. I'm sure (((the military))) has a lot of pull on how it functions.

>>507787783 (OP)
Choose your weapon.

>>507787783 (OP)
Lmao send the fucking boomers oh wait that would be half of the paper pushere at pentagon.

I have Tourettes in my finger when I get nervous so I can't be trusted with guns. Sorry about that also as soon as a draft hits I will be carrying a small axe everywhere - no fucking way I'm dying for the Gaylord's in power

Most people are too unhealthy to draft

>>507788674
You know that means they are +10hrs in to their best goon session to date and the cum won't stop cumming.

>>507798063
Most people are too unhealthy to enforce a draft.
And even the unhealthy ones can kill a draft enforcer.

>>507798063
They literally draft people with down syndrome in Ukraine and old people all the time. The intention to kill off people, not win a war.

>>507787783 (OP)
FM12-105:
"Postal personnel are not part of the war theater"

>>507793965
SLLSFHM.

>>507795300
>>507795952
See:
>>507797620

>>507787783 (OP)
You niggers get paid for posts, not for results, right? What a pathetic existence.

>>507799884
This is why paying by the hour is stupid.
If I can do the job properly in half the time of another person, I should earn twice what they do, not half.

>>507791381
actual plausible scenario

We were warned.

>>507787783 (OP)
>pissreal getting bombed day and night
>zog wants to start the dwot party this year
unf