>BREAKING NEWS!
MASSIVE SOLAR FLARE HAS ERUPTED, APPROACHING EARTH!
WAS THIS IRAN'S SURPRISE?

My wife keeps talking about solar flares and farts all the time what in the fuck is that and what kind of flat-earth psyop is that, is this the new chapter?

it's confirmed, the solar flare just flew over my house right now

>>507790560 (OP)
They nuked the sun. Go army go Marines go navy. We can not let this happen ever again. Space force

>>507790560 (OP)

>>507790560 (OP)
no, the surprise is that Khamenei put his ding dong in your mom's bung hole

If the solar flare hits, honestly I'll just go and touch grass. 4chan isn't everything, you know

>>507790560 (OP)
>x1.2
Lol. LMFAO even. Literal nothingburger

>>507790560 (OP)
CAP THIS POST

Here is the sequence of events:
Israel convinced Russia to give Iran some low-yield briefcase nukes last week. In exchange, Russia gets US recognition of the new territorial map of Russia/Ukraine.
Iran will detonate one of those nukes in Israel as a show of strength intending to blackmail Israel to cease hostilities.
The Israelis know this, and have communicated the nuke threat to Trump as though it's intelligence-sourced rather than something they orchestrated. Worst case it's a burnt offering and cassus belli for US involvement, but best case is this:
Trump left G7 and scrambled US strategic bombers and plans to glass Tehran if a nuke is detonated in Israel. We're bombing to avoid triggering MAD responses from Russia/China if we used ICBMs or sub-based launch.
Israel has calculated in the damage. They have even been preparing for this moment by memeing the "TACO" irritant to specifically target the President's frame of mind when it's time for him to issue the bombing order.
Trump's pride will cause him to push the button.

Who cares? We're gonna be dark soon so the flare wont impact USA at all.

>>507790560 (OP)
>X1.2
>No observable CME
Fucking nothingburger
This is nothing but a brief flash of light.

Can I rape it?

>>507790560 (OP)
Its only a flare, not a CME, nothing ever happens. Its already reached us before you posted this thread, flares only take 8 minutes compared to the 3 days for CME.

Reminder Skinner posting is for next week, as that is when that 10 month old hole on the bottom of the sun is most likely to cause problems due to alignment and rotation bullshittery.

where is the german?

>>507790560 (OP)
They're doing everything to slide this, so I'm reposting from another anon in all the new slide threads, so cap this and share it:


Here is the sequence of events leading up to Iran's "surprise":
Israel convinced Russia to give Iran some low-yield briefcase nukes last week. In exchange, Russia gets US recognition of the new territorial map of Russia/Ukraine.
Iran will detonate one of those nukes in Israel as a show of strength intending to blackmail Israel to cease hostilities.
The Israelis know this, and have communicated the nuke threat to Trump as though it's intelligence-sourced rather than something they orchestrated. Worst case it's a burnt offering and cassus belli for US involvement, but best case is this:
Trump left G7 and scrambled US strategic bombers and plans to glass Tehran if a nuke is detonated in Israel. We're bombing to avoid triggering MAD responses from Russia/China if we used ICBMs or sub-based launch.
Israel has calculated in the damage. They have even been preparing for this moment by memeing the "TACO" irritant to specifically target the President's frame of mind when it's time for him to issue the bombing order.
Trump's pride will cause him to push the button.

>>507790560 (OP)
So apparently the Iranians are in direct communication with Allah?

>>507790560 (OP)
Oh no, my amateur radio set might experience some brief interruptions.
How inconvenient. Literally unplayable.

>>507790560 (OP)
Are the solar flare dudes ever going to be right? You've been telling me month after month for ten years im going to die

>>507793055
Nukes aren't real.

>>507793314
It's inevitable they will be right one day, but you'll never know when that day is if you keep listening to gay retards like OP.
It's not that hard to figure out the difference between a flare and a CME, but somehow OP still can't figure it out.

Is God destroying the mutts satellites?

>>507790698
Confirmed. Just flew by my house. Clearly headed towards Israel

>>507790560 (OP)
Who turned on the earth quake machine?