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Day: 5

>Trump says "UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!" - Truth Social
>Trump on Supreme Leader Khamenei: "We are not going to take him out, at least for now"
>Internet is down nationwide in Iran after Israel launches "massive cyber attack" - Iranian media
>Israeli official says "The next 48 hours will be critical in the war against Iran"
>U.S. Air Force F-22s and F-35s are en route to the Middle East - The Aviationist
>Israeli Air Force launches strikes in Tehran and western Iran
>IDF intelligence complex in Herzliya sustains damage from Iranian missile strike
>Trump says he has no desire to negotiate with Iran and expects nothing less than their complete surrender
>Israel says it killed the new Iranian Chief of Staff, whose predecessor was killed in another Israeli strike on Friday

>Livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8J3Af1yjKs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK0PLBNZpko


>Telegram
https://rentry.org/pigtelegram

>Twitter accounts (using proxy frontend because twitter's UI is trash):
https://nitter.net/clashreport
https://nitter.net/ELINTNews
https://nitter.net/Faytuks

>Israel Rocket Alerts
https://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/

>Air Traffic
https://www.flightradar24.com/
https://flightaware.com/live
https://globe.adsbexchange.com

>Maritime Traffic
Https://www.marinetraffic.com/
Https://www.vesselfinder.com/

Note: /pig/ is the neutral thread, this is neither pro-Iran nor pro-Israeli, avoid splitting like autists of /uhg/ & /chug/

total kike death

NOTHING.

EVER.

HAPPENS.

nothing happening until friday

niggers

any Tehran livstreams?

>>507790645
they struck labs, research facilities and high tech factories

see, that's why the jews have put a blackout in israel
i've heard of someone getting shot for taking a video, no confirmation but why not? jews are like that

if anyone wants to bake let me know
>if anyone wants to bake let me know
if anyone wants to bake let me know
>if anyone wants to bake let me know
if anyone wants to bake let me know
>if anyone wants to bake let me know
if anyone wants to bake let me know
>if anyone wants to bake let me know

Scenes from Tehran, Iran. 0_0

dont go to sleep yet anons

>Two Iranian ballistic missile waves struck Tel Aviv & surrounding areas only 20 minutes apart

>Military air fields appear to have been targeted, yet Israel’s new censorship threatening its own citizens with jail time & has forced foreign media not to film or report in various areas has reduced reports & videos.

https://x.com/MintPressNews/status/1935108122982629669

>>507790679 (OP)
I stand with Iran.

>>507790679 (OP)
Here is the sequence of events:
Israel convinced Russia to give Iran some low-yield briefcase nukes last week. In exchange, Russia gets US recognition of the new territorial map of Russia/Ukraine.
Iran will detonate one of those nukes in Israel as a show of strength intending to blackmail Israel to cease hostilities.
The Israelis know this, and have communicated the nuke threat to Trump as though it's intelligence-sourced rather than something they orchestrated. Worst case it's a burnt offering and cassus belli for US involvement, but best case is this:
Trump left G7 and scrambled US strategic bombers and plans to glass Tehran if a nuke is detonated in Israel. We're bombing to avoid triggering MAD responses from Russia/China if we used ICBMs or sub-based launch.
Israel has calculated in the damage. They have even been preparing for this moment by memeing the "TACO" irritant to specifically target the President's frame of mind when it's time for him to issue the bombing order.
Trump's pride will cause him to push the button.

CAP THIS

what's the point in issuing these when your CEP is more than that

I've wasted so much time here

>YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS FOREVER - some shitbox gets bombed
>Pmurt goes to sleep

So close, no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the heart
Forever trusting who we are
And nothing ever happens

>>507790679 (OP)
>Do nothing
So, the multipolar world we're the friends we made along the way?

how do you guys manage to make a 300 post per hour general about nothing happening?

Nothing is gonna happen.

IT'S LIKE 3AM IN IRAN AND STILL NOT HAPPENING. C'MON DID I PRAY TO THE DEVIL LAST NIGHT FOR NOTHING? NUKE!

>>507790864
terror of course

>>507790839
But I'm sleepy

Dozens of ships are currently evacuating Israelis to Cyprus due to the closure of airlines.

>>507790795
No internet in Tehran, Tebriz and Isfahan, the regime is afraid of the people rising up.

fuck this I'm going to sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1Qe4JuZtHE
>>507790839
I Said I'M GOING TO SLEEP!!

i got some Hashish farms in Haifa are they gonna be ok?

I will remember this night for centuries

>>507790795
intel cams on jewtube

Is it over?

NIGGERS!
TONGUE!

...

MY ANUS!

>>507790946
too soon

Fuck Iran man.
Such a tease.
I've been planning to have a really nice goon / dildo hero session since Friday but all these happenings have kept me from doing it. I'm just glued to the monitor because i dont want to miss the big juan.
But those fucking goatherding spastics in Tehran just pussy out.
20 missiles.
Get that weak shit out of here, i need to smash my boipucci

>>507791003
heh jew

Israel didn't do shit today. Are they a paper tiger? No wonder they're on their hands and knees begging for US involvement.

Lol literal high school copycat drama going on

Sleeping

Nothing happening tonight. Assets not in place.

>>507790795
>>507790823
Air Fryer is ON

>>507790795
>massive ammo dump in your international airport
Why is the Iranian military so retarded?

>>507790946
>>507790979
but u will miss the show in an hour

I think we all should take a break from this and contribute to society in some way. Maybe distribute food and clothing for the homeless, or teach voluntarily to children. It'll be more interesting than this nothingburger of a war.

>>507790679 (OP)
Violating terms of the nuclear deal are not the same thing as fighting for Israel, any more than it is fighting with Israel.

The last thing we need is another trigger happy, homicidal "nation" holding nukes. That is a threat to all of us.

We need to find those nukes and disarm them, Iran hates Americans. They would not hesitate to hurt your family or your kids, yes your kids, your children, laughing, innocent little children.

Israel provides Cellebrite to the US to break into encrypted devices, phones, computers, to recover evidence and imprison sickos who hurt your kids. They also provide NSO Group's valuable tools for crime fighting. What did Iran do for you today?

>>507790878
Can you even say "friends" at this point?

>>507790956
Lol lmao rofl

>>507791039
Why are W*ite people like this?

Bring back syrian latakia tobacco

>>507791003
What night?

>US embassy closing

WHERE CAN I GET WEED

>>507790923
At this point it’s just Jews and their diaspora circle jerking how bigly they’re winning despite Israel begging papa America for help and the nation in complete blackout for some reason.

>>507790857
Here is the sequence of events:
Nothing is going to happen

CAP THIS

What time is sunrise in Israel?

US entering war tonight. Trump will address the nation at 8pm EDT in 43 minutes. These strikes will last until Friday which after the US embassy in Israel will reopen. Currently, US B-52 bombers are dropping deep penetrator bombs on Fordow nuclear plant which is located 262 to 295 feet below ground. The statement that these are on training missions is a blatant lie and they are striking right now.

>>507790864
also there isn't a single military asset or even industrial one there

>>507791148
in two hours

I don't feel so good lads

>>507790857
Source?
A dream?

>>507791062
Nah, they have been bombing Iran all day with impunity >>507790823

>>507791124
spotted the immigrant

>>507791148
It's always sunny in Tel Aviv

>>507791111
Xi and Putin looks really happy with each orther..............i guess.........

keep posting negev im close

ZERO HITS.

Someone tell me why Israel needs the US? Iran can't hit anything

>>507791148
Whenever the ayatollah nuts up and drops ze bomb

>>507791133
Tonight. Iran said something big will happen that the world will remember for centuries and here we are.

>>507791003
You're going to forget it tomorrow, Yossi

>>507791141
Weedmaps

>>507790864
It's literally "no u" shit from Iran because Israel did the same. It's not a actual evacuation order, its propaganda for retarded shitskins.

All arrowfags need to gb2/reddit/

>>507791184
Then Iran has two hours to shake the world.

You lick Negev's sweaty feet in exchange Tel-Aviv gets dirty bombed. Do you take the offer?

>>507791214
Im so glad i got out of your shithole
Also you will never stand up to your cucked leaders

BREAKING: THE SUN JUST LAUNCHED A FLARE AT TEL AVIV

>>507791123
euros should tell the US to fuck off after refusing to help with Ukraine if they had any dignity

>>507791099
Ok ok I'll try not to sleep

What is going on?? why is trump being so quiet on the situation?

>>507791100
Nah, I would rather spend the rest of my night reading loli rape doujinshi.

Two B-2 bombers are confirmed airborne, officially “on a training flight.”

Realistically, Iran’s only hope of regaining control of its skies would be outside help from Russia or China, plus blanket jamming of GPS, Starlink, and every other electronic link, along with a reliable stock of medium-range, heat-seeking missiles. Radar-guided air-defense systems are almost useless; the Israelis simply overwhelm them with sophisticated electronic countermeasures. What Iran really needs is a larger cousin of the Osa tactical air-defense system - one that can guide missiles by optical and infrared seekers up to at least twelve kilometers high, preferably fifteen. Oddly, none of the 358-type loitering missiles have shown up, despite their success in northern Yemen.

Iran could rebuild a point-defense network, but even that would remain highly vulnerable to stand-off weapons fired from dozens of kilometers away and guided in by drones. The deeper problem is that Israeli moles appear to know every defensive layout, forcing Iran to reorganize under fire - a near-impossible task without operational breathing room. For now, the only viable strategy is to lie low and wait for Israel to start running short on munitions and spare parts as the tempo of air operations grounds more of its aircraft.

well this was a massive waste of time, I should've taken chud's word that nothing ever happens

>>507791073
???
why are they pretending to give a fuck about civilians when that's all they have been killing so far? actual subhumans

Hostile aircraft intrusion in Metsada, Dead Sea region

>>507791073
Any good restaurants there?

>>507791238
This has better be impressive. I cant remember why I even started typing.

>by zionist he means israel
Thanks Steve.

>>507791003
YES YOU ARE!

>>507791238
Something big already happened
Kubica won

I really wanted to root for Iran, but I detest their annoying, constant promises of "TONIGHT WE WILL CHANGE HUMANITY AND GOD HIMSELF WILL BE IN FEAR PLS BELEIVE ME" followed by barely anything happening. Iran deserves to be glassed simply for the fact that their attacks are so disappointing and embarrassing.

>>507791175
happeningfags are so desperate that they're writing fan fiction now

As an American, how would an Iranian-Israeli war affect me? Outside of a potential nuclear holocaust killing every human

>>507791230
they've been hitting it's just being censored, muh iron dome

>>507790679 (OP)
https://www.yahoo.com/news/china-sends-mystery-transport-planes-170428323.html?guccounter=1

China has already played their "High Card" yesterday, and almost everyone missed it. With Russia leaving Iran in the dust, China was the only one for Iran to turn to and they delivered. This is why Israel and the USA are panicking right now and going ALL IN. A major geopolitical shift has happened and the effects will echo for decades to come.

>>507791287
Literal invasion of Cyprus

Zoomies need contant stimulation otherwise they cannot function
They need a "happening" every 10 seconds

>>507791189
På tide å legge seg nå kompis!

>>507791301
The B2 bombers are up and dropping the bunker busters rn. Will be announced after.

>>507791301
he went to sleep so he can wake up all fresh for a full day of nothing happening

>>507791099
Incompetent persians have exhausted their chances. GOOD NIGHT SIR! I SAID GOOD NIGHT! That's it. GOOD NIGHT TO YOU!

>>507791306
Well, to each their own.

>>507791320
Might wanna recheck how many civilians each side killed so far, mr vpn jewsky

>>507791257
They meant the 20 missile wave with 0 hits earlier. They might send a few more later.
Nothing more will happen tonight you can sleep easy.

>>507791301
his speech hasn't be written yet.

>Trump won't do shit
>Iran won't do shit

>>507791374
Those are accounts not associated with the Iran govt. They do it for engagement bait

>>507791378
We would lose our greatest ally

>>507791238
Oh Yeah
That thing
Yes, how could I forget. That one attack

>>507791141
I'll sell you some

>>507791124
What's wrong with anal Stimulation?
It feels great. You cum way harder with a plug up your butt.
Dont be a prude

2 hours and 10 minutes.

>>507791321
More hostile aircraft in Ein Gedi, Dead Sea region

>>507791175
>Russia to give Iran some low-yield briefcase nukes last week. In exchange, Russia gets US recognition of the new territorial map of Russia/Ukraine.
>Iran will detonate one of those nukes in Israel as a show of strength intending to blackmail Israel to cease hostilities.
>The Israelis know this, and hav
Source?

BREAKING
I AM HAVING SPICY DIARRHEA
BREAKING

>>507791189

>>507790795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZaBTl3c5H0

JUST IN - Large X1.2-class solar flare erupts from the Sun.
>JUST IN - Large X1.2-class solar flare erupts from the Sun.
JUST IN - Large X1.2-class solar flare erupts from the Sun.
>JUST IN - Large X1.2-class solar flare erupts from the Sun.
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>JUST IN - Large X1.2-class solar flare erupts from the Sun.
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>JUST IN - Large X1.2-class solar flare erupts from the Sun.
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>JUST IN - Large X1.2-class solar flare erupts from the Sun.
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>JUST IN - Large X1.2-class solar flare erupts from the Sun.
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FAST ANONS, ROLL YOUR ROBO-WAIFU BEFORE THE WW3 STARTS!!!

>>507791238
I will indeed remember this disappointment for centuries.

Iran needs to stack spearmen and just walk into Tel-aviv.

>>507791511
I'm scared chat

this thread goes by so fast that nobody will notice but...
URANIUM ENRICHMENT IS A RED HERRING WHEN IT COMES TO BOMBMAKING
HEU bombs are heavy, inefficient and therefore dirty, not to mention it takes more tritium to boost one than it takes for a Pu core
you can get plutonium directly from natural uranium in a heavy water reactor, no muss no fuss no need to invest in stupid expensive diffusion machines or whatever
what HEU is actually needed for is compact nuclear reactors and the US really, really doesn't want to have to allocate hunter-killers to track Iranian boomers around

fuck latvians

>>507791301
The subtext is that there is a deadline where some bad shit happens and the embassy is safe to open

>>507791378
bro we are paying for every single bullet and missle fired are you retarded? as the jews slither their tentacles further into root themselves where they dont belong to manipulate our politicians. its disgusting. youre probably a jew just playing dumb

steve makes these threads 100x better. someone should donate him some cash to show appreciation for his coverage of the happenings

thoughts?

This war is a psyop to distract the public from the current PSOE corruption scandals
I have no proof but I have no doubt.

>>507791541
i really shouldn't had that gas station sausage

>>507791409
"zoomie" is as weak as "cracker". talk a walk unc you need some fresh air.

reminder: OP still hasn’t denounced the talmud, despite 100% of organic /pol/ users hating jews.

>>507791579
Rollin

If by 4 am local time (less than two hours) not a single big wave has hit Tel Aviv, then it's over.

If you still cope after that, you are retarded

>>507791541
SAAAAAAR

>>507791579
roll

>>507791579

>>507791579
We love machin wives
rollan

digits and italy gets nuked

>>507791650
reminder: no one cares

They are edging ai slop nukes

https://x.com/EYakoby/status/1935080947822604339

>>507791241
I check

>>507791493
thank

>>507791406
>it's real
oh shit

>>507791579
Rolling

>>507791626
please take your esl ass and kindly kill yourself

>>507791579
ROLLING

>>507791626
Woow you've just convinced me to do just that

>>507791563
those things literally never do anything

it's time to accept that trump was never gonna bomb iran and many of you simply fell for propaganda from dishonest actors who want to undermine the president

>>507791579
roll

>>507790843
Maor airbase was hit tonight apparently.

join us on our stream

>>507791626
hes an annoying jew.
Dont know why you watch him. Each to their own and all that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05NpPQeogtI
Thread theme

>>507791313
Iran lost when they didn't saturate fire israel on the first hours after the first strike, they should have been sending thousands of missiles every day, it's literally what they said they would do, it's the only flaw on israel defense, even a child knows it.
Now they are so fucked that not even a nuke might save them since without ICBM's they have a very high chance of being incercepted.

>>507791661
This will go on for weeks and destroy the israeli economy.

Trump is such a worm. It’s unreal

>>507791626
He's making 10k a night every night since this started. Check his viewer counts

Why are people tracking this plane

>>507791238
Antimatter missile?
The Dajjal?
Foreskin regenerator?
Shekel disintegrator?
Bagel rotter?
Anti-pedophile vaccine?

>>507791604
So they got the bomb?

>>507791759
Boggy no mates playing friendship simulator again kek

>>507790872
The amount of decorations that huge major things are definitely going to happen and then Don materialize is truly legendary
>TRUMP WILL STRIKE IRAN IMMEDIATELY AND DESTROY HIS LEGACY
Nothing happens
>AMERICANS WILL BE MASS DRAFTED FOR KIKES
Nothing happens
>RUSSIA AND CHINA WILL SAVE THEM
Nothing happens
>YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS FOREVER
Nothing happens

The only way it could get funnier is if either the Israelis or the Iranians say fuck you I don’t care anymore and just stop doing anything

>>507791541
>>507791639
Gas station sausage will definitely do that to you

drones incoming via dead sea

>>507791751
cant tell if this video is AI

>>507791579
Give me hot please

>>507791457
The strikes are coming more and more often, but with fewer missiles each time—one recent attack involved just a single round. Israel, however, is starting to run into trouble. Some of its anti-ballistic missiles are misfiring because they’re being pulled from deep-reserve stockpiles meant only for emergencies. So far, more than 400 enemy missiles have been launched; another 100 to 200 were likely destroyed on the ground, yet as many as 1,800 could still be in reserve.

>>507791626
look i thanked the mods already!

>>507791650
nu/pol/ is jew-inclusive since the thiel right emerged after charlottesville

>>507791579
Roll
>>507791805
foreskin regenerator kek

>>507790843
>Jailing people for documenting damage
This is what winning looks like. Greatest democracy in the Middle East lol. Beacon of freedom.

BREAKING NEWS :
>A BIG TITTY JEWESS JUST LANDED IN MY BED
BREAKING NEWS :
>A BIG TITTY JEWESS JUST LANDED IN MY BED
BREAKING NEWS :
>A BIG TITTY JEWESS JUST LANDED IN MY BED

>>507791786
we're not going to war with iran so you can stop grandstanding

>>507791579
rollin'

Nothing ever happens

>>507791626
buy an ad you fucking filthy yid

>>507791729
Hehehe nigga they're about to BUST all over your cute German face

>>507791766
>Dont know why you watch him.
he condenses all the news coverage into one area. has live cams and his sperging out on chat is funny

>>507791849
god i want to rape her

Digits and I will become a speem donor on a weekly basis and get paid for it

>>507791779
they should've done this oct 7

>>507791579
roll

>>507791942
>>507791936
kek

>>507791626
Steve is like a happening thread follower bot.
I have him on in the background while browsing these threads.

It's great how he bundles information. Helps keeping an eye on everything.

But he is also a huge spastic faggot. His autistic screetching when a new tweet appears is really annoying.
Also he should stop apologizing for everything and just go eat when he's hungry.

Also, fuck air fryers. He should be shot for owning one alone.

>>507791579
Roll

>>507791731
I want a Negev Visual Novel......

>>507791409
Unc thought he cooked with ts but really you need to sybau cus nothing ever happens

I heard a machine gun

>>507791870
Anon you're so fucked
It's AI

should i sleep or do you think something major will happen soon

loud noises on the tehran feed

>>507791579
Rolling

so trump left the g7, told a bunch of people to evacuate tehran, met with the nsc, all for no reason?

>>507791857
oh cool some made it that far.

>>507791897
Too bad for you she immediately got out of your bed and into mine, to take my big ballistic missile. ;)

Currently listening to old news broadcasts of the Falklands War. Way more kino than this snoozefest.

>>507791579
no whammy

>>507791099
>>507791408>>507791420

What is happening in approximately 1 hr? What do the people of iran feel and think in this moment?

I'm still puzzled by how little equipment and overall support Iran has received from China-if any.
It would’ve at least given me some copium that Iran could sustain a longer battle, even with US intervention

>>507791793
deserved 2bqh. Having a streamer who just gives unbiased live updates all day is extremely convenient

>>507791779
Mhm. Overwhelming would have been a viable option that could have worked in their favor. In any case, their window of opportunity has run out. The clerical regime clearly losing their power

>>507792078
funy

>>507792078
To bang his wife

Ban anyone who arrow posts or rolls. Enough of this shit.

>>507792027
>>Also, fuck air fryers. He should be shot for owning one alone.
fuck you. they make my fries crispy quicker than a conventional oven.

>>507792069

>>507791805
the dajjal(anti christ) is controlling the jews and the us from the shadows and he is yet to reveal himself

>>507791579
ROLL

>>507791955
I mean him and his viewers no harm .
Just have to mute him at which point there are infinitely better streams for watching mute.

MCDONALD FUNDING WARCRIMES CONFIRMED

>>507792049
Unironically how can you tell?

imagine raping stephen lookner to completion and he cries as his ass cums

>>507792158
Show flag nigga

>>507792158
Leave the internet memefag

https://t.me/medmannews/25255
This post says it all. Israel is fucked

>>507792039
>sybau
what? zoomie speak is so fucking retarded

>>507792110
>What's happening in 1 hr?
Dawn

>>507792063
happenings might happen in the next 2-3 hours

>epstein runs a blackmail ring on behalf of mossad
>musk says trump is in epstein files
>trump dramatically shifts his tone on iran
how quare

>>507792063
I would suggest you bake until at least 4am local time

>>507792226
ok boomer

>>507792198
it's over for you bro

>>507792158
Kys

>>507792078
plus
>28 stratotankers going to yurop
>US navy assets leaving the gulf
>us embassies put in emergency shelter mode until Friday

>>507792248
Pure Cohen-cidence

>>507791797
it's my plane, i've been sending people meatspin again and they've had enough. they'll never catch me though, i put a hemi and a custom exhaust in this bitch

>>507792226
sit your black ass down, nigger

>>507792248
TRUMP FUCKS KIDS

Tel Aviv has been HIT

>>507792113
The global economic fallout would be immense. If the United States enters the war and drags the Arab powers in with it, China is bound to step in—its core interests would be directly threatened. I wouldn’t be surprised if, on Xi’s orders, Beijing has already begun deep talks with the Gulf states that host America’s air bases. A shutdown of oil and gas traffic would hit the European Union hard, given its reliance on LNG, and soon after, East Asia, which depends on Middle Eastern oil

>>507791846
It's hilarious. Trump is simply monitoring the situation. lol

The copes and the seething will come hard and heavy. Many reputations will be completely destroyed.

>>507792039
Go back to TikTok bitch

>>507792158
Amen sick of all the braindead morons

there are many people here who are genuinely upset that trump won't start a war with israel because it means they can't gloat about how they were right not to trust him

>>507792164

>Fries
>Oven
Nigger kill yourself. You dont deserve to be alive.
Buy a real deep fryer and fry your shit in oil like g*d intended.
Weak ass gay faggots everywhere. Next thing you'll tell me you put tofu in the air fryer.

Gay ass fags, an hero. All of you.
Especially you Steve.

>>507792321
>>507792325
KEK

>>507792209
>>507792213
>>507792310
Let me guess, you like it because it's fun. Grow up.

>>507792198
Something about the lighting, how things look, is off putting
Also none of the writing in the background makes any sense
Though days ahead for you

so... anyway... I'm eating a mixed berry bowl.
pretty good.

Fat black woman

Have infallennfromngrace because I've been away for too long, what happened, flag status

>>507792300
stop trolling, it looks way too realistic to be AI

Where are the Israeli airstrikes? I was promised the total capitulation of the Islamic Republic and they've done nothing with their supposed "total air superiority."

>>507790679 (OP)
Nigger

>>507792190
Jews ---> Chosen of Yahweh
Christians ---> Golems
Muslims ---> Straw man enemy who is triumphed over by Messiah

All created by Yahweh. All of the religions above. Just different roles.

ammo depot just went up in flames

>>507791872
>”enemy missiles”
iran is our fren tho

>>507792277
>>507792365
doesn't speak ebonics = boomer
white americans are so cooked

Media blackout? jews are such buzzkills. I just want to see you die, is that too much to ask?

>>507792158
You have to go back

>>507792394
Oh no, is the queen safe?

>>507792398
>China is bound to step in
When exactly in its long history has China "stepped in"

>>507792433
>won't start a war with israel
i meant war with iran lol. but neither of these are happening so yeah.

>>507792158

>>507792440
>nooo you have to fry your potatos in seed oil so you can grow breasts like meeee!!!
fuck you, homo. air fryer chads run these threads.

>>507792479
it's ai the movements are uncanny

>>507791406
Just evacuations

>>507790679 (OP)
double rolling for big happening just cause 2nd chances are warranted here.

bronies will inheret the israel

>>507792394
Why do our israeli flags never give us the full story? are they all jidf/mossad agents?

Far black woman with a beard

>>507792531
If it goes further

>>507792490
the messiah will kill the antichrist and we will kill the jews and he will lead us in prayer in al aqsa mosque nigger we will return by the ends of time

>>507792450
A little bit of fun when nothing is fucking happening is harmless, retard.

>>507792441
>>507792443
Prophetic

>>507792511
How did Iran not see this coming and evacuate the ammo yesterday?

>>507791579
roll

>>507792514
we wuz americans and sheeiit

>>507791511
>>507791595
Let's go. This better be the moment I get god powers the aliens gave me when I was a child and I have all these scattered memories and was in and out of glow hospitals and having constant tests for all sorts of everything. I want to end all wars. I want to be god, to rule over all of you, as I see fit. I CAN DO IT SO MUCH BETTER YOU HAVE NO IDEA. I have so many ideas for this pathetic world to make it what it could be.

>>507792248
stop noticing! Trump was always pro-war!

drones still incoming. possibly targeting ad at netavim

>>507792466
nice

always add a handful of black grapes myself for a nice contrast

>throw a missile hundreds of miles away
>what did we hit?
LMFAO

>>507792511
That is a photo of the Candian wildfires

>>507792110

Hopefully they nuke Cyprus

>>507792625
>A little bit of fun when nothing is fucking happening is harmless, retard.
Every single thread has been like this. You cannot claim that nothing has happened so far.

This war is shit.

>>507792609
China has never done anything ever.
Thats history. I will go with that.

>>507791406
>>507792553
read the article apparently it's a 747 freighter? what could they be transporting?

>>507792514
nigga you just said "cooked" which is black lingo stfu

monitoring for happenings

>>507792708
gaybunker bros...

>>507792687
you're gonna be upset in a month when you realize that trump isn't starting a war with iran

>>507792740
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT REAL????

>>507792398
So, you are saying that US will never intervene and everything that has happened like plane shuffling, positioning of assets etc is all just posturing?

>>507792635
They probably tried but it was just too much to do it within couple hours.

>>507791579
Test

>>507792514
ts fr pmo ong icl

>>507792198
AI is generally shit at background details, just look at everything that isn't in the foreground and it's easy to tell. Movement and lighting also tends to have an uncanny valley feeling to it as well.

>>507792715
spotted the turkish fag

>>507792793
>>507792815
A-are you sure Mr. President?

>>507792490
The Old and New Testaments are God's Word. Judeo-Christianity is the true religion. Every other religion is the counterfeit of Satan.

>>507792819
yes.

>>507792687
>>507792248
This.

>>507792514
sybau is shut your bitch ass up. fucking favela monkey. dont you have an eceleb you should be donating your fake money to?

>>507792635
its very possible that their top generals were withholding a lot of information as usual and the Iranian military is uncoordinated not even knowing where all their assets are and what to do with it

>>507792113
I guess Iran really was all show.
China doesn't help allies, they only take what they want.

>Wealthiest Israeli are already safe in Cyprus while the unwealthy suffer the cataclysm
Pic related

I'm hearing stuff...

>>507791469
Probably

>>507792193
Anon, Negev is an android, you already have a template of what you want.

>>507792890
What language was Gods word written in out of interest?

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>>507792863
>>507792863
>>507792863

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>>507792863
>>507792863
>>507792863

>>507792890
bill mitchell?

>>507792793
Less than eight days. It won't take a month.

>>507792913
projecting much?

I'm gonna remember this scam for centuries

>>507792441
>>507792443
He must be really sit and keks now.

>>507792913
>sybau is shut your bitch ass up
monkey nigger speak

>>507792959
Jewish schizophrenia kicking in

If Trump goes to war, then I'm mailing my sweaty old MAGAs to Mar a Lago with a handwritten note explaining how disappointed I am and how betrayed I feel.

>>507792766
Well, what could China want to do in Iran before large scale bombings take place? The most likely explanation is that they have something in Iran they want to take out because of instability.
There’s just no way China would deliver a nuclear weapon to Iran in this situation, if anyone is thinking that.

Good thing none of this is real and its just an anime RP forum.

>>507792715
Why? The one place on earth where all crypto is untaxed? Why nuke heaven?

>>507792134
You can't run a defensive war against israel, they literally have infinite resources and economy, the only thing they don't have is infinite infrastructure.
You bomb the shit out of everything of them and they can't use the fancy toys from the west.
The funniest thing about this is that iran KNOWS it. they have been building a gorillion of missiles exactly for this reason, but somehow they forgot at the last second, or they are so retarded that they did indeed built the all the missiles they said but forgot to make the launchers. (Which are literally a few steel beams welded together)

>>507792972
aramic an old semitic language

>>507793000
>>507793001
kek

>>507790679 (OP)
So is the Iranian government just delusional and assumed what it has been doing would be impressive?
Are they stuck in a rock and a hard place where they have to respond, but don’t really have the means to do it?
Or is it all just desperate propaganda as the regime flails around hopeful nothing ever materializes from this?

>>507792708
You might think it comes from synagogues, but that's the true source of all judaism
that one shop

>>507793009
kek.Hell hath no memory like an autist scorned.

>>507792236
Of what?

>>507793056
agreed sith every word

>>507792511
ammo deez nuts

>>507792890
bro Satan barely shows up in the Bible. Yahweh does way more evil in it.

>>507793009
>>507793111
This is a blessed thread. Old pol is coming back.

>>507793033
this, but im going to give a note telling how much i love him

>>507793201
The Lord does no evil. All of His was are right. If you are punished by the Lord, then you deserve it.

Iran will be split apart for their sins against the Lord. The Ayatollah will flee to Russia. Many will die.

Iranian security source to Akharin Khabar news agency: "If the US enters the conflict with the aim of striking Fordow [nuclear facility], all US bases and ships - including those of the host countries - will be attacked."

>>507793112
Daytime. Morning.
Boooring.

>>507792550
Kek based

>>507791406
>srael and the USA are panicking right now
Sure they are

>>507792158
Arrows are funny if the thread moves fast but a 1pbtid dropping a robot Waifu roll is just trash, should be deleted and banned. Low effort time wasting and distracting outside of ai/robot threads
Also, I’m sick of reading the opinions of foreigners, particularly from brazil and europe. Most are braindead propaganda victims. Just stfu and fuck off, no one cares.

>>507791872
are we getting to the point where we need to measure each country's industrial capability? How quickly can Israel manufacture missiles compared to Iran?

Muslims are not a serious species. The amount of shitskin cope is unreal.

>>507792479
>modern germans are stupid trash
My shark

>>507790679 (OP)
T'would be a perfect time for India to nuke Pakistan

>>507792103
that's kinda funny. How similar are the conflicts? How well do the timelines match up?

>>507791495
You are talking about smashing your asshole to war. You are sick, and undoubtedly underage.

>>507794505
They don't. Nostalgia is just a better way to pass the time than waiting for these idiots to make something happen.

>>507791579
Why not

just training bro

>>507794505
Only similar in that they both involve regimes in their death throes trying to deflect away from their own abject failure in a deperate attempt to hold on to power