What does anon plan to do tonight before the nukes fall?

nothings going to happen

>>507793517 (OP)
Is it going to be a new flag? Or a new ring? I hope it's something neat, like another promise to attack israel in 2 weeks.

The surprise

>>507793517 (OP)
Have some instant ramen.

>>507793722
Checked!

>>507793609
>thaha yeah sure buddy. Nothing ever ha-AAAACK
>*nuclear fire intensifies*

>>507793517 (OP)
they probably have a nuke inside america

>>507793722
new elden ring dlc looks mid

>>507793905
game sucked. i want demons souls back

>>507793517 (OP)
Surely if Iran had already built a nuke, they'd have tested it openly to ward off just the sort of attack they're facing right now.

Building a secret nuke would be literally retarded. The whole point of having nukes is so you don't have to use them.

>>507793517 (OP)
the surprise is Khamenei marrying a goa

>>507793517 (OP)
Remind you once again that nukes are fake and gay

>>507793609
We already saw that exact same clickbait claim, Iranians need to come up with new ways to blueball everyone this shit is getting stale

>>507793517 (OP)
Burn in my bed next to my wife, it was a good life.

>>507793517 (OP)
They're doing everything to slide this, so I'm reposting from another anon in all the new slide threads, so cap this and share it:


Here is the sequence of events leading up to Iran's "surprise":
Israel convinced Russia to give Iran some low-yield briefcase nukes last week. In exchange, Russia gets US recognition of the new territorial map of Russia/Ukraine.
Iran will detonate one of those nukes in Israel as a show of strength intending to blackmail Israel to cease hostilities.
The Israelis know this, and have communicated the nuke threat to Trump as though it's intelligence-sourced rather than something they orchestrated. Worst case it's a burnt offering and cassus belli for US involvement, but best case is this:
Trump left G7 and scrambled US strategic bombers and plans to glass Tehran if a nuke is detonated in Israel. We're bombing to avoid triggering MAD responses from Russia/China if we used ICBMs or sub-based launch.
Israel has calculated in the damage. They have even been preparing for this moment by memeing the "TACO" irritant to specifically target the President's frame of mind when it's time for him to issue the bombing order.
Trump's pride will cause him to push the button.

>>507793517 (OP)
Well, today I broke my personal best at the 12km run. World will do best to remember this for centuries.
It doesn't make sense for this to be about anything radioactive when US is right around the corner.

>>507793722
>Hear...
>Feel...
>Think...

>>507793517 (OP)
What a fucking pussy Americans are now lmao. Faggots are scared of retarded sandniggers

>>507794226
You probably look like a dork

>>507793517 (OP)
sit here watch storm chasers eventually take a shit and go to sleep

>>507794007
>Building a secret nuke would be literally retarded. The whole point of having nukes is so you don't have to use them
Maybe you and your faggy little attitude "plz dont touch me see i have nukes" as you puff your little feminine chest and pucker your loose asshole
>real men build nukes in secret and then glass the fucking kikes
I hope Iran has some real men in their country

Can someone give us the timeframe of “tonight”? You know, what are the times of sundown and sunset in Iran or Israel in GMT?

>>507793517 (OP)
Didn't they say this exact same thing yesterday? Lmao.

>>507794331
Naaah, Im überfit. Been running and lifting for 14 years. A mountain sized black bull.

>>507793517 (OP)
>There is a surprise tonight
Could "tonight" mean tonight in America since we're most likely getting involved? It's almost 8pm on the east coast.

>>507794620
>You know, what are the times of sundown and sunset in Iran or Israel in GMT?
It's already like 3am in Tehran and Tel Aviv and nothing significant has happened. That's why I'm wondering if it will be elsewhere.

>>507794788
>black
Nigger

>>507793517 (OP)
is this the surprise?

>>507795069
What is this?

>>507795212
Israel bombing Tehran

https://youtu.be/c1xrpxjl128?si=OUa2FViQUaL72tYy

>>507795298
i mean specifically retard, if you said this is a pic of bibis ass on fire that would be a significant suprise to be remembered for centuries

>>507795444
Is this the /pol/ invasion angle?
Are we finally doing it?

>>507794971
There will be no happenings, anon.

>>507794007
See
>>507794495
This is why you don’t mess with people even if they appear smaller. You don’t know if they know Jui Jitsu or something

>>507795616
I wouldn't do that
We'll get squashed in 2 minutes and immediately ran out of the business.

>>507794971
Maybe they meant “tonight” in Hawaii. Although they’re only a few hours from Australia, the International Date line means that they’re often still in the day before is. Useful for wishing someone a birthday a day late: just say, “Happy birthday in Hawaii!”

>>507793517 (OP)
These greasy faggotniggers can't do shit. Their writing looks like a five year old did it.

>>507796461
Damn. You're probably right.
Would have been dimes for a minute if we got in some offense tho.

>>507793517 (OP)
>asharq breaking
>a shark breaking

>>507793517 (OP)
They're going to reveal they were jewish all along and it was just a prank?

>>507793517 (OP)
>our
worst case scenario is they nuke israel. which is actually the best case scenario too. they won't have the arsenal to touch European or American territory while also nuking israel into oblivion.

>>507793517 (OP)
Half Life 3 shadow drop