WHAT IS IT?

https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1935077732507177349

>>507793626 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk

Unless it's an actual official saying it I don't care.

>>507793626 (OP)
only a nuke would fit that criteria. iranian social media is pretty cringe.

>It's happening!!!!!
..... on twitter.

trump lost

>>507793626 (OP)
24 more hours

>>507793626 (OP)
A bunch of videos of Western politician diddling little kids

>>507793626 (OP)
I'm the Ayatollah and the surprise is actually in 14 days. Sorry for the mix-up!

>>507793626 (OP)
Hahahaha

>>507793626 (OP)
>tonight
Isn't it almost sunrise over there? Where's the big surprise?

Are they flying the flag of surprises?

It's nothing. Again. The sun will begin to rise in Israel soon, and that'll be the end of Iran's attacks for the night.

>>507793626 (OP)
RAISE THE PINK FLAG OF ANAL INSPECTION

THE SUPREME LEADER WILL WEAR THE VIBRATING COCK RING OF ZIONIST DESTRUCTION

>>507793626 (OP)
They will announce that the surprise is in two weeks from now.

>>507793626 (OP)
>senile old man rants on Twitter

Iran is converting to Christianity tonight

world will remember this for centuries to come.

>>507793935
>leaf
>brown
Yeah, I’ll buy it

prepare for nothing.

>>507793626 (OP)
Look, Iran. I'll convert to Islam and take an Iranian wife if you nuke Israel.
Seriously. I'll view it as a divine sign that maybe you guys are right about this whole Muslim thing.

>>507793626 (OP)
Half Life 3

>>507793626 (OP)
It'd better be kino. Iran is building up the hype.

>>507793626 (OP)
They're doing everything to slide this, so I'm reposting from another anon in all the new slide threads, so cap this and share it:


Here is the sequence of events leading up to Iran's "surprise":
Israel convinced Russia to give Iran some low-yield briefcase nukes last week. In exchange, Russia gets US recognition of the new territorial map of Russia/Ukraine.
Iran will detonate one of those nukes in Israel as a show of strength intending to blackmail Israel to cease hostilities.
The Israelis know this, and have communicated the nuke threat to Trump as though it's intelligence-sourced rather than something they orchestrated. Worst case it's a burnt offering and cassus belli for US involvement, but best case is this:
Trump left G7 and scrambled US strategic bombers and plans to glass Tehran if a nuke is detonated in Israel. We're bombing to avoid triggering MAD responses from Russia/China if we used ICBMs or sub-based launch.
Israel has calculated in the damage. They have even been preparing for this moment by memeing the "TACO" irritant to specifically target the President's frame of mind when it's time for him to issue the bombing order.
Trump's pride will cause him to push the button.

>>507793626 (OP)
They're going to raise a SECOND flag
TWO FLAGS

>>507793626 (OP)
They'll do their first nuclear test, we'll see the neutron reading spikes tonight.

>>507793626 (OP)
They talk so much shit but never back out up. Anyway rolling for Israel getting turned to glass

a new ring joins the fray

>>507793626 (OP)
NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS
(Neh)

Iran is bringing back the Choco Taco

The only thing that would be surprising is if they literally surrendered and ceded the country to an international council for reorganization.
Everything else is just...oh that, yeah okay not surprising.

>>507793626 (OP)
WHAT'S IN THE BOOOX

>if i post this shit everyday, one day I might be right

moe greene special

>>507794316
I would honestly consider it after that.

>>507793626 (OP)
This is turning out to be a pretty funny war. Did they raise the color coded flag of surprises? Or is that gonna be a surprise too?

>>507793626 (OP)
Are they waiting for prime time?

>>507793819
Nukes aren't real. It would be funny if they said nukes aren't real, but nuclear power is real.

3 am already in tel aviv and only Tehran is being ultra bombed

>>507794706

They’re going to raise 2 flags at once

>>507793626 (OP)
They will raise the yellow flag over the red flag to let the world know they are really, really serious.

>>507794756
dumb flatoid nigger.

>>507793626 (OP)
New flag color

>>507793626 (OP)
REAL ANSWER:
their tweets are just cynical repeats of israeli ones. this one is referencing the surprise promised by the mossad for friday
you can now go to sleep, you're welcome

>>507794215
Projectino

hopefully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_TbF5m5KpU&list=RDR_TbF5m5KpU&start_radio=1

>>507794346
>All war footage was recorded in-game from Half Life 3

Holy shit

The black flag will fly above the dome

>>507793626 (OP)
TKD?

>>507793626 (OP)
The surprise: Big Brother Tehran 2025. New season.

>>507793626 (OP)
>There is a surprise tonight that the world will remember for centuries.

F1nn5ter drops their first porn vid

>>507793626 (OP)
>WHAT IS IT?
>remember for centuries
Inanna is going to rise from the Sumerian Netherworld one last time to help her people, or Iran has some Sumerian mech hiding in the sands that is going to stomp over Tel Aviv like Godzilla.

>>507794909
>brings up unrelated fake theory
Thank you for the concession.

>>507795788
Too cool to be real. It's going to be something gay like a virus or another kind of bio weapon.

ONE of the TWO shall be NUKED by TOMORROW or NOTHING will HAPPEN
Will thy mind channel Chaos or Calm? Choose your path, wandering one.

>>507794769
not true, they just destroyed MOSAD

>>507793626 (OP)
If singles, Israel is wiped off the face of the earth

>>507793626 (OP)
They'll sink two US aircraft carriers and test a nuclear bomb (on Tel Aviv) to establish deterrence. I, for one, think it's justified.

>>507796177
holy digits of truth

>>507795530
>the rod (flag pole) and ring will strike

>>507793626 (OP)
NUKE ISREAL
NUKE ISREAL
NUKE ISREAL

>>507793626 (OP)
New memecoin or Ayatollah NFT about to drop.

>>507796561
nuke is not real

>>507795786
How comes Brit boys like it up the bum innit?

Let me guess, a Nuke, how original

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BE A NUKE ON ISRAEL PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEASE

>>507793626 (OP)
>There is a surprise tonight

Pissrael will nuke itself or some euro capital then play victim

>>507793626 (OP)
a completely new colorway for their dome flag

>>507793626 (OP)
Another live broadcast that gets bombed live

>>507793626 (OP)
Supreme Leader Habibi Al-Bagdaddy is going to show iff his facorite MLP figure in a jar..

>>507793626 (OP)
Based MQ Mum poster

It will be Epstein esque

>>507793626 (OP)
It's 3am in Iran now.
Their "tonight" passed without incident.
Nothing happened.

>>507793626 (OP)
>that the world will remember for centuries
>WHAT IS IT?
they're going to push over a gift card rack on live CCTV?

>>507793626 (OP)
>Iran making big threats again
We shot 12 rockets at Israel instead of 10! Tremble before our power!

>>507793626 (OP)
The truth about 9/11

It will happen when the weather cools.

That's when they'll make their move.

The plans made long ago, before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition.

They're trying to force God's hand.

Watch for these signs:

Three branches will become one.

An island will drift away.

A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.

The star will gorge itself on clay.

Idols will speak and move about.

The black flag will fly above the dome.

The belly of the dragon will drip water.

Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.

A rock will stand on seven hills.

The ravens will starve.

The bear will leave its cave forever.

The rod and the ring will strike.

Holy shit. I just saw a video on twitter where a journalist asks Itamar Ben Gvir why Israel provoked Iran and he replied they had no idea of Iran's missile power. These fucking retarded jews HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE IF IRAN ALREADY HAS NUKES. THEY'RE JUST WINGING IT, THEY'RE IMPROVISING. IRAN'S ANNOUNCEMENT MIGHT AS WELL BE A NUKE.

https://x.com/SilentlySirs/status/1935070012386984289

>>507793626 (OP)
rolling for tel aviv annihilation

>>507797030
keep calm and carry on habibi

The Ayatollah still has one move left to play

>>507793626 (OP)
Epstein files?
Aliens?
Solar flares?
Agartha?
Hitler?
anything but nukes

>>507793626 (OP)
>tonight
if they dont deliver "tonight" then all iranians should be banned from twitter forever @elong
THANK YOU!

>>507797313
"Three branches will become one"
Likely refers to the U.S. government—Executive, Legislative, Judicial—being unified or overridden, suggesting dictatorship or emergency powers.

"An island will drift away"
Could symbolize Taiwan (geopolitical separation), the UK (Brexit), or even Japan (tectonic/tsunami event).

"A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill"
Possibly nuclear missile test, EMP weapon, or a display of power (e.g., satellite weaponry). Think show of force without mass casualties.

"The star will gorge itself on clay"
Ambiguous. "Star" could be America, China, or Israel; "clay" might represent mankind (from Genesis), weak foundations, or the earth itself.

"Idols will speak and move about"
Seems to reference AI, robotics, or deepfake technology—modern "talking idols" animated by man.

"The black flag will fly above the dome"
Al-Aqsa Mosque? Suggests Islamic conquest or a takeover involving radical groups. Could also be ISIS-style imagery.

"The belly of the dragon will drip water"
China (the dragon) facing ecological disaster—perhaps the Three Gorges Dam. May also refer to flooding as judgment.

"Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear"
Possibly the Two Witnesses from Revelation, or something like global broadcasts/calls to repentance amidst worldwide stillness (pandemic vibes?).

"A rock will stand on seven hills"
Rome is famously built on seven hills. "A rock" (perhaps Peter, or a new power) will rise from the Vatican.

"The ravens will starve"
Could mean a breakdown of intelligence (ravens often symbolize spies), or famine.

"The bear will leave its cave forever"
Russia (the bear) awakening into irreversible war, possibly nuclear.

"The rod and the ring will strike."
Symbolic of divine authority and covenant (rod = discipline; ring = eternity or alliance). May refer to God's judgment or a final union of powers.

>>507793626 (OP)
Iran has a space craft. That's the surprise

>>507793626 (OP)
What are the chances that Trump will have Bibi assassinated in a Game of Thrones type of way for betraying him and the Iran/US negotiations

>>507794353
>israel says iran must not develop nuclear weapons
>israel gives iran nuclear weapons and then attacks iran
sounds like bullshit, but it's exactly something the jews would do

>>507793626 (OP)
Video footage from 1996 of Bibi having sex with a goat.

>>keep calm and carry on

>engagement farming faggotry
fuck off and die

>>507797987