>if I was 20 now then yeah I would enlist fuck it why not
Why aren’t you enlisting /pol/?

I will never die for jews

sadly IRGC arent hiring atm

I have vax induced myocarditis. I'm not eligible.

armyfags are cringe

>>507807720 (OP)
>if I was 20
>Asmongold Age 35
>Army and Navy allow enlistment up to age 41
He could do it right now if he wanted to.

What's the point of attributing things he never said to him and posting them here?

Im not suprised that media pundits are jumping on their pre arranged opinions already.

>>507807720 (OP)
already did 9 years, moishe. leave me be

>>507807720 (OP)
i'm 54 but if they'd let me be a truck mechanic like I am out here in the world, I would.

>>507807720 (OP)
Did he say that? Fucking grifting lying faggot, he could've enlisted when he WAS 20, but decided to play on the computer all day. Which worked out well for him, but pretending to be something other than a professional nerd is off putting and slimy

>>507807805
no you just want iran to nuke them so millions of jew refugees can come to america?

>>507807720 (OP)
Holy shit you Hassan simps are fucking relentless. I'll give you that.

Once again for the retards who believe everything they read, he didn't say this. This is a shill faggot trying to smear Asmon as some kind of war mongering subverter. This is the 5th thread I've seen lying about something he didn't say.

I would only enlist if these allies were attacked:
Japan
South Korea
Australia
Or if we went to war with israel itself

>>507808666
checked
&
same

>>507807720 (OP)
KYS shill

>>507808170
what's the point of anything desu
mostly just seeing how shit rolls downhill

i enlisted before, don’t do it.

>>507807720 (OP)
He did not say this you pathetic retard.

>>507808644
>This is the 5th thread I've seen lying about something he didn't say.
its kinda funny tho

>>507808511
They're already here fuckwad, I want them gone too

>>507808644
go fuck yourself.. fucking eceleb simp

>>507808071
if duty called, he couldn't run around the block to answer it, like that macbeth glownigger. fat fuck constantly sucking off the military industrial faggots

>>507808511
This depends on how hard you nuke.

>>507807720 (OP)
I'd lose my shit. There's no way I'm listening to some fresh college grad tell me how to do something.
>Be me, have military base contract
>We're removing lead from dirt
>Watch a gentleman my age get screamed at by a young kid
>He didn't put his hat on
>This young kid is screaming at someone my age for not putting his hat on
I watched the guy get out of the truck, take a couple steps away, and then he started returning to the truck before this dude started screaming at him.


>Inb4 you'd never say anything to your superiors
Old man has his article 91
>Assaulted a fresh out of college officer
Grandpa has his article 91
>No idea why, never heard the story. Supposedly he just had a disagreement with an officer

I've owned my own business for the past seven years. I'm done listening to retards tell me how to do things.

If my recruiter wouldn't have been retarded I would've enlisted 15 years ago. He was a shitty salesman that only knew how to repeat everything I already knew of.

Had he mentioned the plethora of benefits besides college I would've joined.

>>507807720 (OP)
i wish i did during iraq or afghanistan. my cousin did and he's now done and owns his home, $150k in the bank and a 6 figure job.

>>507808666
>k*rea
I would only enlist if it was for us to join up with Japan to finish what they started in WW2 and destroy that disgusting shithole and kill every last k*rean.
australia is a nanny state that has been caught multiple times trying to culturally subvert Japan by meddling in their politics and trying to ban anime and manga, they deserve to burn
Japan is the Motherland, the only country I hold loyalty too. Death to america. Oh how I wish Japan could annex the ussa.

>>507807720 (OP)
inb4 boomers vote for war and all get drafted themselves