fuck you nigger

>>507812817 (OP)
How do you get a gay man to have sex with a woman?

Do a shit in her cunt.

i walked a mile in another man's shoes
i'm still the same

but i have his shoes
and i'm a mile away

why do korean people eat dogs
for nourishment

>>507812817 (OP)
You want to hear a joke? Women's Rights.

>>507812817 (OP)
I man goes into an antique store and finds a little brass statue of a rat. He likes it, so he takes it to the cashier and asks how much it costs. The cashier says "it's $20 for the little brass rat, but $200 for the story that goes with it." The man says "No thanks, I'll just take the statue, I don't need the story behind it." He pays for the little brass rat and starts walking home. As he's going down the street, he notices a rat following him. Then, two rats, three rats, the further he walks the more rats that follow him. After a few blocks there are thousands of rats following him. He starts running as fast as he can. Soon all the rats in the city are chasing after him. He starts to panic, so he runs to the river and throws the little brass rat into the river. All the rats immediately run into the river and drown. The man immediately turns and runs back to the antiques store. As he burst throw the door, the cashier starts to laugh. "I guess you want to know the story of the little brass rat now?" "No" says the man, "I want to know if you have any little brass niggers?"

>>507812817 (OP)
not really a joke but israel is losing to iran and needs big american cock to come bomb iran for them

>>507812817 (OP)
What's the difference between a freezer and a child?

The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat inside it.

Faggot OP I hope you get your ball ripped off and your asshole gets raped by a pack of wild niggers all while your family is forced to watch

>>507812817 (OP)
*funny joke

>>507812817 (OP)
A priest, a rabbi and a black guy walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them for a moment then asks, 'What is this? Some kind of joke?'

>>507812817 (OP)
A Canadian is fucking a dog. The dog asks him to stop, but he doesn't.

>>507813738
was pretty good

>>507813707

>>507814079

>>507812817 (OP)
Ill tell you my favorite German joke.

Three vampires walk into a vampire bar. One English, one Irish, and one French.

The Irish vampire walks up to the bartender and orders a pint of beer and a shot of blood. He takes the shot, drops it into the beer, and downs it all in one gulp.

The French vampire, horrified at the Irish vampires manners, orders a glass of blood that he swirls and sips on.

The English vampire, determined to show the other two how a civilized vampire drinks, walks up to the bar and says "Ill have a cup of hot water and a used tampon, please."

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers

>>507813479
I like this one have never heard this one and I am stealing this one.

>>507812817 (OP)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vbkjO0a3xJQ

>>507813877
A joke 14 year old would make

>>507812817 (OP)
I'm half Native American from the faqawi tribe. They used to walk around the woods saying where da fuck are weeee

>>507814453
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a weed eater?

A weed eater that doesn't work.

>>507812817 (OP)
A criminal defense lawyer is the type of person that'd defend a cannibal by saying to the judge, "your honor, if a man is what he eats. Then my client is an innocent man"

>>507814453
uh-oh, found the molested faggot

>>507812817 (OP)
Why do Scotsmen where kilts?

Because sheep can here a zipper going down from a mile away.

>>507812817 (OP)
alright so there's an asian bar and a nigger bar across the street from each other.
an asian goes into the nigger bar and says:
>lemme get a swig, nig
the niggers are clearly upset about this, tell him to calm down, but decide to serve him a drink anyway.
the next day, a nigger goes into the asian bar and says:
>lemme get a drink, chink
and they didn't serve him.

>>507814298

>>507814745
Pro tip: the best way to fuck a sheep is to put on some fishing waders. That way you can stick the sheeps back legs in the waders with your legs so it can't get away. You're welcome.

>>507815273
thats why australians have velcro inside their gumboots

>>507815441
Heh I lived in a town where the local fire chief got caught black out drunk fucking a farmers sheep in his barn. It made national news.

>>507813877
You know what the difference between jelly and jam is? I cant jelly my dick in your mom's ass.

>>507813738
>nigger
You said n word kek

https://youtu.be/MPuSwj2LmYc?si=uSBJ0gs0cKmOYW1i

Feel better soon fren

Indian Jenny is drinking in the Balmoral Hotel pub and after a while she gets picked up by an American sailor on shore leave. Eventually they go upstairs to to fuck. After they finish Jenny is lying in bed watching the sailor getting dressed. When the sailor is pulling on his jersey Indian Jenny sees the jersey has a medal on it. Jenny says; "say what's dat badge on yer shir fer?" and the sailor showing her the two crossed cannons says "this? I got this for gunnery".

"That's funny", says Jenny, "I got gunnery nobody gave me no badge fer it".

When I was a toddler one of the few treats I would get was chocolate cream drops. My mother jokingly referred to them as nigger tits. One day in the grocery I saw them on the shelf and began screaming, "nigger tits, nigger tits, momma I want nigger tits". She laughed hysterically and said, "shhh honey, call them nigger toes".

Why do black people hate aspirin?
[spoiler]It's white and it works.[/spoiler]

What's the best part about fucking twenty-three year olds?
[spoiler]There's 20 of them![/spoiler]

What's the best pickup line at a gay bar?
[spoiler]Can I push your stool in for you?[/spoiler]

Did you hear about the DNA test to see if there are any retards in your family?
[spoiler]It's called 24&Me[/spoiler]

>>507812817 (OP)
aww, pentagon won't let you go to the gay bar?

a couple are in the hospital and they have just given birth, but there was an emergency and the doctors had to wheel the baby away before the couple got to see it. They are sitting there anxiously and after a while the doctor comes in and says look I've gor good news and I've got bad news, and the couple look at each other and say okay give us the bad news first. The doctor pauses and then says I'm sorry to tell you this, but your baby has red hair. The couple breathe a sigh of relief and say well that's not so bad, what's the good news? and the doctor proudly exclaims, it's dead!

>>507812817 (OP)
>Tell me a funny joke.

Alright, so there's this Chinese pilot and its his first day on the job as a Co Pilot. So he umm introduces himself to the pilot he's going to be working with who happens to be an old jew. He says "Hi, I'm Sam Ting and I'm looking forward to working with you.". The old jew looks at him with disgust and says "I don't like Chinese.". The Chinese co pilot responds "What? Why you no like Chinese.". To which the old jew sneers "You bombed Peal Harbor.". The Chinaman says, "Chinese no bomb Pearl Harbor, Japanese bomb Pearl Harbor." "Chinese, Japanese all the same" says the jew. The Chinese pilot is distraught but he thinks for a second and says "Well, then I guess I don't like jews.". The jew turns at him outraged and says "WHAT!? WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU LIKE JEWS!". "You sank the Titanic." says the Chinaman. "SANK THE TITANIC? WHY THAT'S RIDICULOUS! EVERYONE KNOWS AN ICEBERG SANK THE TITANIC!"......"Iceberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, all the same.".

>>507812817 (OP)
i sat here for at least 2 minutes trying to think of one
then i read the thread trying to remember one
i just cant. idk
anyway GT asia had a race a few weeks ago i was watching and the drivers were terrible. i mean really bad. like the multi hour race didnt go more than 5 laps without a full yellow caution.
afterwards i skipped towards the beginning because i missed the start, was greeted with this image and burst into laughter. it all made sense

>>507812817 (OP)
consult the pic

>>507812817 (OP)
>a guy goes into a bar
>he starts RAPING a bitch
>all the people in the bar are stunned
>he's cumming inside and screaming "AAAHHHH FUCK"
>barflies are watching
>so much rape
>jizz is everywhere
>pickle jar breaks on the floor
>pickles and spilled whiskey everywhere
>power goes out
>the cook trips and spills scalding hot soup all over the patrons
>the floor is filthy and hasn't been mopped in ten days
>the bartender says "WOWZERS!!!"
>cops barge into the bar
>"everybody FREEZE!"
>guns ablazing
>shooting beer bottles
>cigarette machine malfunctions
>cops shoot the jukebox
>the guy finishes raping the stupid bitch and says "weeeeelllll....i guess THAT'S my life!"

>>507816031
>Leroy Johnson, a deputy chief with the Mesa Fire Department, was nabbed shortly after the neighbor's teenage daughter watched him drag the animal into the family barn Saturday afternoon. When later confronted, the 52-year-old Johnson, who apparently had been drinking, told the neighbor (who has the improbable name of Alan Goats), 'You caught me Alan, I tried to fuck your sheep.'
interesting. .

>>507813479
Got a nice chuckle out of that. Thanks

Whats the hardest thing about throwing little girls into woodchippers?

My dick

>>507820201

>>507819777
what?

>>507813738
KEKEK

>>507812817 (OP)
uhhh... then I'll have a coke :)

>>507812817 (OP)
A man and a girl enter a forest at sunset, it is getting dark and the girl says "i m a little scared!" the man replies "what should i say? i have to go home alone."

>>507818749
Kek