Some white boi was just legally allowed to enter my apartment to check on my smoke detectors and pressed each one once and it made a beep. then he pulled out his ipad and declared that they are both not working and replaced them. this will cost my landlord a few hundred bucks. for this scam he had a big box of new smoke detectors with him.
what can be done about this oppression by the government?

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>>507842933 (OP)
I don't have any smoke detectors. Do german houses spontaneously combust or are you too retarded to handle fire, chemicals or electronics safely?

>>507843126
its just a law that we have to have them and the companies that install and maintain them are legally allowed to check on them.

>>507842933 (OP)
It made a what?

>>507842933 (OP)
>being a rent chuck
ngmi

I just had a government worker install several smoke detectors with tax dollars. As a landlord I don’t ever have to pay for stuff because my renters are poor or low income.

Yes our country is retarded

>>507843279
yeah well. at least i rent in Berlin. Impossible to find anything here.

>>507843303
disgusting

>>507843184
So in germany you have to let strangers in your house because they think you're too stupid to check on a smoke detector? Really?

>>507843420
yes

>>507843448
and why haven't you murdered your politicians yet? I lost all respect for germany when you guys shut down all your nuclear reactors just to burn coal both literally and metaphorically.

What are you doing to right these wrongs?

>>507842933 (OP)
Never seen a smoke detector in my life, everyone smokes in their houses here.

>>507843420
> Think
They dont think they are too stupid to do it themselves, they know they are

>>507843607
>everyone smokes in their houses here
well they obviously do not go off from a cigarette. its for fire. they go off when you make a steak for example.
>>507843604
>and why haven't you murdered your politicians yet?
it won't change a thing. everyone here is retarded.

>>507842933 (OP)
Hate these fucking things. No matter how clean I keep the place, they keep going off for no reason in the night. I've just taken the bastards down and turned off the switch at the back of them.
Fuck smoke detectors and fuck the jews that made them mandatory.

>>507843420
not only for the smoke detectors but you have to let people in for heater check (how much you have heated) and water usage check (how much cold and warm water you have used) which are on the pipes in the bathroom

>>507843609
>>507843780
well tbf you never know what type of subhumans live with you in an apartment building and they may just burn the entire house down cause they had to make some ethnic food

>>507843830
luckily this is all electronic in my house and they don't have to enter for it

>>507843708
Tell that to him

>>507843857
I'd shoot myself before living in an apartment building. I live in a house owned by my grandparents. Had to get smoke detectors because of some retarded law and to stay in line with some new or updated "insurance" policy.

>>507843708
But what's the point of these things? Do they call somewhere when they beep? If so that seems like a fucking pain in the ass. Also if it's just to detect fires i think i can detect fires better than the things, i mean, i have a fucking nose, ears and a pair of eyes. Is it to avoid dying from a gas leak while you sleep?

>>507843830
Wow holy shit, wtf is wrong with germany? The only time strangers are allowed into my house/apartment is if I have committed serious crimes.

You guys really need to do something. Let go of your WW2 guilt and manifest your destiny

>>507844081
Surveillance. And no, I am not joking about this. DYOR.

>>507843830
We just get a letter or email saying we should check the numbers and enter them into a website with our address. I'm sure if niggers try to game the system and report false values there will be people legally allowed to check though.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This retard has a landlord.
Imagine being such a cattle, that you pay someone for a home; where you can't even do what you want.

shoulda told him to forget about it
nothin but damn ghetto birds

>>507844081
>Do they call somewhere when they beep?
no its to alert you (or other people in the house) about a fire lol

>>507843894
I wish we had them here too
>>507844175
>>507844240
germany is a bit behind when it comes to technology and internet, very retarded

Smoke detecters are mandatory here for landlords I think, but only advised for home owners.
Either way, as a home owner, I have them in hallways and such.
>>507844081
In case of a fire they will start an alarm that's so loud that you just jump out of bed.

It can save your life or the life of others in your home because you can react a lot quicker than when you just trust your nose, especially if the fire starts at the other side of your home / you're asleep.
They cost like 15$ and last 10 years, so I'd say worth it to have a few.

>>507843420
its just because he lives in a rented apartment and hte landlord probably has to meet certain rules set by government and/or insurance. though in germany i could believe it applies to every single home even if you own it yourself.

>>507844811
>They cost like 15$ and last 10 years
they're expensive here, maybe $35-45 each.

>>507842933 (OP)
You get an atomic smoke detector

>>507843184
There is no such law faggot you are only required to have one (1) in your rented apartment and the landlord has to pay for it. Nowhere does it say who has to install and check them you can literally do it yourself if you want. Your landlord just fell for a scam company that's all.

>>507846147
>Your landlord just fell for a scam company that's all.
or he wanted a certified company to do the whole job so he could easily prove to the government/insurance company that it was done to standard instead of trusting each tennant to do it properly and have it fuck him over in the event of am inspection, fire etc. its often like that with things.

>>507843326
>at least i rent in Berlin
That's not a good thing.

>>507843708
>well they obviously do not go off from a cigarette.
Yeah they do. They are for smoke, not fire. That's why it's called a SMOKE alarm.

Germans are such braindead people kek

>>507847955
theres a good chance you're at least 1/4 german and that means you're german

>>507842933 (OP)
dont let these glowies enter your home...

also those things have a ton of sensors and a built in radio... you got bugged, anon

>>507844313
I break all sorts of stuff in my apartment because I don't care. I wouldn't be doing that if it was the owner.

>>507847955
Why won't you denounce cow shit?
>>507848534
That's a poojeet. It's 0% German and 100% shitskin.

>>507849221
maybe but some swiss are pretty hard on their german neighbors (cousins)

>>507849117
That'll come out of your deposit you fucking moron.

>>507849335
>maybe
No, THAT is a poojeet I know what I'm talking about.

>>507849583
oh ok mr pirate memeflag, ah harrr me hearties avast!

>>507842933 (OP)
You don't have to let anyone in. I don't have smoke detectors. When someone asked I said I have my own. Then they left me alone.

>>507847573
I smoked indoors for like 10 years and it never triggered smoke detectors. But bacon? Oh boy

>>507843126
germany just like the uk is a nanny state where safety for all is made law. even if you are the unhappiest saddest fuck in germany you are at least safe and won't burn to death because the arab family below you didn't clean the camel grease off the stove.

>>507842933 (OP)
should have recorded him and then presse charges


>landlord
What a loser. But at least you are saving the white race on 4chan

>>507843073
Did anyone else hear that?

>>507844385
>be black
>see smoke detector meme
>all my detectors were wired, and I replaced them myself with NEST, years ago
...and it's called a hood cricket, whiteboi

>>507852308
Hear what?ᵇᵉᵉᵖ

>>507842933 (OP)
I just rip the battery out of it if it beeps, I can detect any smoke better than a smoke detector.

>>507853525
Even when you're asleep?

>>507842933 (OP)
Those things beep and have a light doesn't it?

I have bad news for your rem cycle, just sue them it happens every night ans bad

>>507842933 (OP)
>> this will cost my landlord a few hundred bucks.
What?! He must have got the ones with high def cameras.

I've heard that Germans have random inspections to check if they piss sat down. I've also heard that if you're German and are staying at a German hotel, the staff can kick you out if they catch you pissing while standing.

>>507842933 (OP)
The central part of my home was built in the 1940s out of heart pine. Don't have a single smoke detector. Pussies

>>507843708
Are you not allowed to make steaks in Germany???

>>507856685
Smoke detectors, particularly ionization detectors, are designed to sense airborne particles. The smoke from cooking, even if not from a fire, can trigger these detectors.

>>507856823
You can't even cook? Do you have to do take out every day?

>>507843830
Why not just put the meters on the outside or in a common utility room like they do in the US?

>>507856899
who said i cant cook. its just that the smoke detector sometimes goes off. you just press it. its annoying.

>>507853525
It’s the negroest reply in thread so far,

>>507842933 (OP)
muslims are overrunning your country and you're worried about smoke detectors. jfc

>>507857075
those two issues are deeply connected. you just have to open your eyes.

>>507856942
So disconnect it. What could go wrong?

>>507857277
>What could go wrong?
they check them every year and when you do that they have grounds to come in and see whats up with them so disconnecting them causes more problems than not doing anything aobut them.

>>507842933 (OP)
lmao thats not how you test them, the button is only to check the battery... real certified smoke detector testers has spray with aerosol on a stick and spray each sensor, if it recognizes it it is ok, if not it is faulty.

And in my entire life i never even seen a smoke detector that does not work, they just werk.

This is pure scam changing perfectly working smoke detectors, someone should investigate it and punish the scammer

>>507856934
the ones for the water are connected to pipes, I would make a mess here and it is not allowed.
the sensors on the heaters (pic related) are not allowed to detach from the heater

>>507842933 (OP)
does your landlord even know about this testing? He should be the one ordering the testing and changing more than one smoke detector should ring a alarm bell inside your landlords brain. No way there are so many failed smoke detector.

Call your landlord now and go both to police now to testify!

>>507843303
You voluntarily allow poor people in your properties

Captcha: KHRAKR

>>507854451
why would there be a fire when you're sleep
do you leave the stove turned on?

>>507858592
>does your landlord even know about this testing?
not him but in germany this comes from the landlord. they have to do this because of german laws

>>507852308
That's just the sound the hallway makes

>>507857345
Sounds as though they have 'grounds' to come in either way. Nothing gained, nothing lost.

>>507843420
We have it here too. You can install the smoke detector yourself but some guys can show up and inspect that you have it and that it's working etc.
The inspectors don't show up often and most people don't even know about that but they DO make rounds occasionally and people have been fined and shit

>>507857277
>What could go wrong?
The pajeets living next to you causing a fire while you are sleeping and causing you to burn to death