*Shoulder checks you on the street*
What do you do, /pol/?

STOP TALKING ABOUT MY FUCKING LAWSUIT

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU /pol/! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!

>>507843459 (OP)
Pick him back up from the ground and ask if he's okay

Don't post it

Laugh ?

>>507843459 (OP)
>Shoulder checks you
He can fly?

Ask for an autograph and say I loved him in Game of Thrones and that I have never ever posted midge copypasta on 4chan

>>507843697
that’s an edited image by his simps to make him look taller. picrel is the original version

>>507843697
the kind of body people bashing on fat fucks
>'heh, at least im not an obese golem'
while having the body of a 12 y/o

>>507843459 (OP)
Is he flexing in that picture?

I also love e-celebs, I'm watching Shino-chan now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3BlkQbA1Ho

>>507843697
lelmao

Unironically could you take him in a fight, /pol/? He said he wanted to fight chuds in Creator Clash 3.

>>507843459 (OP)
>*Shoulder checks you on the street*
>What do you do, /pol/?
Get an AIDS test

>>507843697
You could almost say that there is a reason why he is eloquent.

>>507844161
when was the last time you were at the beach you smelly faggot

>>507843459 (OP)
>wonder why I'm standing in a 3' deep hole in the street

I probably wouldnt even notice desu until his wife came up and asked to fuck

>>507843459 (OP)

>>507843459 (OP)
Pardon me ma'am

>>507844161
He's chubby tho.

>>507843829
lmao

>>507843501
Have a libtard friend that hated Trump and praised Destiny for celebrating the death of Trump supporter at his rally. He told me outright he stopped following destiny because of this lawsuit.
Sometimes I think the word libtard is not strong enough to describe them.

>>507844217
I would absolutely sodomize this pudgy manlet. He has the squishy body of a male rape victim. That being said hes still 10 times the man you are pahjeet.

I didn't think it was possible to look like that as a man.

>>507843459 (OP)
Give you an annoyed look, think about what a retard you are for bumping into someone like that, and then go about my day and forget about you

>>507843459 (OP)
Why would I walk that close to a guy on a step ladder?

>>507843459 (OP)
>pick him up by the top of his head and bottom of his feet
>squish them together super fast
>let him fall down legs first
>he walks like an accordion constantly bobbing up, down, back, and forth
>i walk away extremely smug as discordant notes exit his mouth with every breath

>>507843459 (OP)
TJ is better than Destiny

>>507843459 (OP)
>>507843697

>>507843459 (OP)
Initiate a conversation on the consequences of dangerously low t-levels

>>507843459 (OP)
I can see a shoulder check from a mile away. Idk it's a skill you develop over time.

>>507844161
He's obese

>>507845195
what do you mean?
sounds like youre friend has a strong moral foundation he adheres to
He hates Trump supporters and people who do bad things, Destiny did a bad thing so he lost allegiance to him
Unlike you, you're a conservacuck who pretends to have a moral framework but will bend and break depending on which way the wind of your team is blowing
you're just another pathetic faggot who talks a lot but acts for nothing

>>507844217
Even an underfed pajeet could beat the shit out of him honestly

always make sure to shoulder check those that seem like they are going to do it to you
the trick is to push back when they try it, so the force of their strike is dissipated and then you do your own attack

>>507843459 (OP)
help him get back up

Someone just post the webm of him sucking a dick and get it over with already.

>>507850526
This is pure cope. The level of mental gymnastics I see lefties go through has been confounding. Also lefties managed to lose control of the narrative, just as much as jews have. Lmao.
You should be deported

>>507843459 (OP)
Have him suck my dick while I film…

>>507843459 (OP)
Imagine being this guy's kid who's absolutely seen the video of his dad sucking a cock.

>>507843459 (OP)
>What do you do, /pol/?
You do what everyone does. You fuck his girlfriend.

>>507843697
What makes him look so weird and how do you avoid looking like such a pathetic looking 'thing' at 40+?

>>507843459 (OP)
Finish tying my shoelaces and stand up.

I call the police immediately and my jewish lawyer. then me and my lawyer go on a huge coke fueled rampage on underage girls provided by his mossad handlers all paid for on his AD revinue from youtube.

>>507843459 (OP)
fuck his gf till her brains pop out

>>507843459 (OP)
>"Hey, watch where you're goi- DESTINY?!?!"
>"Oh my GAWD!"
>"Y-you're, like, my favorite poli-slop streamer EVER!!!"
>"C-can I maybe ask for like a picture? Or like maybe an autograph or something?"
>"Holy shit I can't believe I just met Destiny. I can't wait to tell my Discord friends about this."
>*faints*

>>507843459 (OP)
nothing, i dont hit women or children

>>507843459 (OP)
I look down and ponder at this peculiar local breeze I just experienced at my hip

>>507843459 (OP)
Step on it and keep walking

>>507843459 (OP)
>*Shoulder checks you on the street*
>What do you do, /pol/?
Excuse me Ma'am
>>507851014
>What makes him look so weird
It's a F2M troon, unrionically
Are you not troonpilled, Anon?

>>507843459 (OP)
Nothing, it’s just some kid that accidentally bumped into you while he was playing.

if i didnt know him i would be bewildered and would walk away just in case he is someone crazy with a knife in his trousers

>>507843459 (OP)
GUTS

>>507851063
with that dick? tall order.

>>507843459 (OP)
Help him up, slap his ass and send him on his way

>>507843459 (OP)

>>507851014
That is the type of body of someone that never lifted weight in his life.

>>507843459 (OP)
Tell him that I'm personal friends with Dr. Egon Cholakian and that we had a lot of fun at CERN.

>>507843459 (OP)

..Destiny avoids contact, doesn't want the rubber fist popping out of his ass again..

Kneel as I cannot beat him in the marketplace of ideas

>>507843459 (OP)
Whoa, sorry there little buddy! Didn't see you down there

>>507843459 (OP)
Getting shoulder checked in the balls would probably hurt.

>>507843697
>>507844149
This is the unshopped one

>>507850526
>Destiny did a bad thing
Dumbass. Clowns like you can't spot a setup.
Protip: There's a reason he became extremely paranoid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEc5WjufSps

>>507855103
>>507843697
That hideous thing cannot be human.

>>507843459 (OP)
"Hey, what rubbed against my leg?"

>>507844217
his ex wife could beat his ass without breaking a sweat

>>507843501
FUCK YOU!

>>507843459 (OP)
Say "hey bro what was that for?"
If no apology then possible ass whoopin depending on witnesses

>>507843459 (OP)
>ow my hip, wtf was that?

>>507843459 (OP)
>>507843697
Okay, what ACTUALLY causes this? Childhood malnutrition? Premature birth?

>>507856455
>Okay, what ACTUALLY causes this? Childhood malnutrition? Premature birth?
malnutrition + never lifting weight on his life + very low testosterone.

>>507856656
I never lift, but I'm 6'0 with a broad torso. Must be 1 & 3.

>>507843459 (OP)
I hit him one punch into his deformed misshapen head and put him out of his misery. Little gremlin subhuman.

>>507843459 (OP)
Help him up to his feet because he fell shoulderchecking me

I've never met w fit republican in my life.
They are always either 110 lbs with chicken arms or 460 lbs with hams.

The only conservatives that look halfway decent are influencers designed to package and sell you manly extreme estrogen only for men!

Dough hogs.
Retards.
And bean poles.

>>507856455
Unironically. Ideology.
Much in the same way your food helps dictate your form, so does your beliefs

>>507856751
Grats on the good genes

>>507856867
Post body.

>>507857182
I'm a leftist and self sustain on my own produced food.

>>507843459 (OP)
How the fuck do you even how is this possible. Dayum.

>>507857551
Cant imagine why you would post that right.

>>507843459 (OP)
I pick him back up off the ground and apologize for "overlooking" him with a sly grin on my face

>>507850526
Holy sperg

>>507843459 (OP)

Probably pick his humerus off the ground and hand it back to him which would be humorous

>>507845195
Your friend doesn’t like destiny because he hurt the feelings of a heckin wahmen

>>507843459 (OP)
jewstalker youre fat lmao

>>507843697
This guy unironically has a better physique than 90% of /pol/

>>507857638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI1S4FwyjKg

Like the wrote on that drone.

>>507844479
Last year with my wife and son, why?

>>507845113
>>507850479
Overweight? Yeah, obese? Not yet.
But I think his absolute lack of muscular development is more bothersome than anything else, its unreal he looks like some diseased person whos been unable to use their muscles for anything other than breathing

>>507843459 (OP)
>RAAAAAAAAPE! RAAAAAAAPE! SOMEBODY HELPE MEEEEEEE!!! THIS MAN IS TRYING TO SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!
Why do jobber-tier liberals live in your head rent free?

>>507858023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yamu70Z_FI

>>507843459 (OP)
Pat him on the head, his height reaches my hips, so he is like a troubled child

>>507843459 (OP)
Rub my solar plexus and ask the midget if he needs directions.

>>507843459 (OP)
He would need a aerial rescue platform to hit my shoulders.

>>507843459 (OP)
Is he a dwarf or something? How come his head is so big but he's hands and body look like that of a child... He can't even reach the end of his phone with his fingers. WTF?

how come some people do 0 body workouts or simple walks?
how can you look in the mirror and say , yup this is what i want to look like?!
fucking hell he looks like a 15year old with the head of a grown ass man.