Future proof yourself.

Start learning Mandarin.

>>507846038 (OP)
I heard that all Chinese people are shorter than the global average and never age...

>>507846038 (OP)
>learning Mandarin
impossible
no such language exists.
nobody in China speaks 'mandarin.'

>>507846038 (OP)
>wo - I
>ni - you
>ta - he/she
>tamen - they
>shi - is/are/were/was
>bu - not
>dui - yes
>de - 's
>xiang - want
>zuo - go
>lai - come
>chi - eat
>shuo - speak
>ting - listen
>gei - give
>mingbai - understand
>xiwang - hope
>xihuan - like
>dang - become
>yinggai - should
>zhidao - know
>wen - ask
>keyi - able
>....ba - <command>
>qing.... - <request>
>....le - <completed, past tense>
>hen - very
>hao - good
>duo - a lot
>xianzai - now
>shenme - what
>wei shenme - why
>shenme shihou - when
>shei - who
>zenme - how
>zhege - this
>neige - that
>xie xie - thanks
>he - and

gongxi, ni xianzai mingbai zhongwen le, wo xiwang ni xihuan dang yige retard. zuo shuo ba, ni zhidao zenme shuo de hen hao he keyi chi hen duo miantao

恭喜, 你现在懂中文了。我希望你喜欢当一个RETARD。走说吧, 你知道说得很好和可以吃很多面条。

>>507846038 (OP)
>>507846387
我在学生中文。
Babbies first steps towards HSK1 but I guess better now before the Chinese people's liberation army arrives in Berlin.

>>507846387
nigger tie language

>>507846038 (OP)
Meanwhile the Chinese have learned English. The way language spreads is through media and currently USA is the winner on that front. Maybe it could help relations if you work with some company that interacts with China but this idea that if a country is strong that means it gets an auto-lingua franca is pretty funny.

>>507846744
China is advancing so quick now because its science and engineering is done in english now. I believe its financial system is still chinese, and that's why it collapsed.

>>507846164
Pedantic shit like this is why you have no friends.

>>507846744
China is the only country I've been to where people can't even count to 10 in English. Sorry, but chinks aren't like Eurocucks. They won't submit to every foreign power and foreign culture. You have no identity asides from sucking mutt cock.

>>507847130
Do you have any understanding of the scale of the language problem in China? There are thousands of mutually unintelligible dialects of Chinese spoken in China. The CCP forces its citizens to learn how to write in Chinese to purposely befuddle them so they don't organize and resist the state. Chinese looks confusing, right? well, the chinese also find it very confusing. Chinese people forget 95% of the words they learned in school. there are 80,000 characters, and chinese people know less than 1000 of them. and the spoken language is tonal, so it is hard to use and hard to understand, and since written chinese doesn't tell the reader how to pronounce the word, the languages are constantly changing!
it's fucked up.

>>507847558
Everyone learns Mandarin end of the day. Unless you're planning on speaking to 70 year olds in the countryside it's not a problem.

>>507847558
>ngo - I
>lei - you
>keui - he/she
>keudei - they
>hai - is/are/were/was
>m - not
>hai - yes
>ge - 's
>seung - want
>heoi - go
>lai - come
>sik - eat
>gong - speak
>teng - listen
>bei - give
>mingbaak - understand
>heimong - hope
>zungji - like
>dong - become
>jinggoi - should
>sik - know
>man - ask
>hoyi - able
>....a/la - <command>
>mgoi.... - <request>
>....zo/la - <completed, past tense>
>hou - very
>hou - good
>do - a lot
>jigaa - now
>matje - what
>dim gaai - why
>gei si - when
>bin go - who
>dim - how
>nigo - this
>gogo - that
>mgoi - thanks
>tung - and

gunghei, lei jigaa sik gong gwangdong-wa la. ngo heimong lei zungji dong yat go RETARD. heoi gong la, lei sik gong dak houhou tung hoyi sik hou do mintiu.

恭喜,你而家識廣東話喇。我希望你鍾意當一個 RETARD 。去講啦,你識講得好好同可以食好多麵條。

>>507846126
there's a chinese-filipino middle school nearby me and all the girls there are cute

Anyone in Hong Hong / Shenzhen area right now? How do you like it?

>>507849347
That's great but why force everyone to learn Chinese glyphs?
Why does the government post glyph writing all over the place? Nobody knows what the fuck any of that means! And the government knows it!

The CCP writes everything in English then hits the auto translate button to convert it into Chinese glyph nonsense! haha.

>>507849728
Not now but was for multiple months.
Hong Kong is heaven if you have money and hell if no, Shenzhen is similar but Chinese. Yes, massive difference between Chinese and HK accessibility for non-CN people.

any city worth anything in China you'll find someone that speaks English.

>>507850752
I hear both places are great if you want to make money. Shenzhen is a bit more formal and obviously you would need to know some sort of Chinese. Whereas in Hong Kong "walk-ins" are welcome so long as "you got the goods". Also HK people speak English and pornhub is not banned. Or so I hear.

>>507850491
the word comes from the Kanji character, not the other way around. I just wrote it in English pronunciation for you because a Chinese isn't going to know how to do it

>>507851311
Yeah HK is much more approachable and opportunities are plenty but be prepared because you have zero margin of error, there's no safety net.
English depends, many overestimate the english capabilities of HK residents. With the influx of mainland Chinese, English has gone to the shitter.
HK Island sure but don't expect much in residential areas.

>>507851382
I assumed that was pinyin or some other transliteration.

>>507852155
pinyin and jyutping have tone numbers, nobody is going to remember that shit

HK migrant 2nd gen here, I can only speak Canto, cannot read any Chinese characters.
I find Mandarin pronunciation so hard, too hard for my brain.

>>507846655
lol the nerve

>>507846038 (OP)
>arabs everywhere
>china has lower birthrate than european countries
you sure anon?

No thanks. It's the worst language in the world.

>>507846038 (OP)
Kek, why tf would ever need to know a soon to be extinct language retard? Bug broke hermits will never leave their shores again or they'll bet btfo like they did in Panama last March faggot.

>>507846164
mandarin is the english name for spoken chinese, coined by the portuguese.
taiwanese will tell you they speak mandarin while talking to you in english, because it is the english name for chinese spoken language.

>>507846387
>RETARD
you mean sha bi

>>507846744
>Chinese have learned English

zhe ge xin zai wo (that's news to me!)

>>507846038 (OP)
How do you say surrender or you will be shot in Mandarin?

>>507853281
Mao didn't speak Mandarin either.
Just learn it anyway.
>https://www.youtube.com/@PredictiveHistory/videos
But the mainland Chinese elite all learn in English now anyway and are taught redpills in high school.

My trusted sources tell me they have only 2 more weeks

>>507846744
>Meanwhile the Chinese have learned English
>>507847062
>China is advancing so quick now because its science and engineering is done in english now.
massive generalisations. in a room full of chinese, no one is speaking english. chinese might use english syntax writing code, but that doesn't mean they code in english, they are just using english syntax.
there are millions of chinese who have IELTS level 8 and have studied abroad, but they don't "speak" english and would, by and large, still struggle through a conversation with you.

>>507853974
Mandarin is the group of Sinitic dialects that place indirect objects before verbs but direct objects after verbs. There, you're welcome.

>>507846038 (OP)
Im too retarded. I barely speak Aussie

各位兄弟们,大家还好吗

>>507854454
Thai furry why do you ha e a Hungary flag

>>507854131
>How do you say surrender or you will be shot in Mandarin?

快点投降,要不然我杀了你

>>507854640
I am a different one. Although I just like the White Cat Legend, I'm not a furfag.

>>507854668
Cool thanks, the only Mandarin I'll need to know.

>>507847558
>>507847062
>>507846164
Holy fuck you might be the most ignorant mutt I've ever seen lmfaoo

>>507850491
Chinese have higher literacy than mutts you dumbass. Over 50% of high schoolers in the US can read or write

>>507854930
我屈从了,请被杀我* that's the only one you need

>>507849727
Have you seen it then...

The Emperors grave?...

Where the Devil died and resurrected itself...

I have seen it...

More than you know bishikum...

More than you know...

>>507856950
别

>>507849727
Attack ships, off the shoulder of the moon...

Flying below the satellites and hovering invisibly above the houses...

Scorpion tail headed precursors, speaking of age old wisdoms of a time long forgotten.

The universe wasn't born from the big bang explosion...

It ended..

Although briefly.

>>507849727
Some say the devil is dead the devil is dead the devil is dead
Some say the devil is dead he's buried in kilarney
More say he rose again more say he rose again more say he rose again and joined the Empires army.

>>507849347
if they don't have a word for RETARD I'm not learning shit

>>507846387
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>>507856950
I'm not going to bother translating your bugspeak.

>>507846038 (OP)
Mandarin is a horribly imprecise language that relies too much on context and tone. Most mandarin speakers speak english despite english being language improv and vocabulary theft.

>>507856707
The ccp keeps lowering the literacy threshold. Their stats are meaningless. After a couple years out of school, the average Chinese person cannot write or write Chinese proficiently.

no one should learn chinese. its too hard. leave it to a select few geniuses