I went to bed. What was Iran's big surprise?

>>507847630 (OP)
forget it

>>507847630 (OP)
>Nothing ever happens
But stuff does happen. Every single day. Oh, but you find that boring? Well, tough shit. The world doesn't exist for your entertainment. Go play a video game or watch a movie if you want that.

>>507847630 (OP)
they raised the flag of goatsex and put on the ring of spread cheeks

>>507847630 (OP)
also that dude is dead, the guy in your photo. i see dead people

>>507847630 (OP)
2 more nights OP

If Khamenei shoots down even one American fighter jet, I will buy the Quran tomorrow and convert to Shia Islam

>>507848310
arent you already sucking sand nigger dick? do you really need a fetish book for it too?

>>507847630 (OP)
new flag (by Jony Ive) dropped

>>507848486
Give ambient

>>507848310
>falg

Dimona got BTFO

https://x.com/khan_noonian/status/1934869987920888313

>>507847630 (OP)
he showed dick pics, he has 25cm but also trump has micropenis

>>507847630 (OP)
I went to bed too and thought I would wake up to some nice stuff but nothing happened it seems

>>507847630 (OP)
he died in the first strike of missiles, now israel is attacking to btfo the iranians, and create a false narrative of "they gonna nuke israel" "they have weapons" "they are strong against pissrael" when it actually is "their nuclear, and military chiefs died, their leader died, the country is now free to grab and they are all killing people there".the same way they killed palestianians, and usa already went to the front to get the resources.

they are even spamming on youtube channels.

At least when Ruzzia raised the eyebrow of retribution and took off the gloves of obliteration they somewhat delivered and give us a never ending stream of suicides and based memes. Iran is just pathetic, twiter words words words and limp dick attacks.

>>507847630 (OP)
they're basically defeated.
complete collapse incoming any day now.

>>507847630 (OP)
out of consideration for you the big surprise has been postponed for 2 weeks. mark it in your calendar.

>captcha
wtf

>>507848826
well, at the risk of sounding antisemitic, i hope they wont kill civillians

>>507848969
>69
bro

>>507847630 (OP)

ayatollah shit his diaper and named it after Bibi.

>>507848822
this was over 24h after it started. it just takes a while till the titanic has sunk after ramming the iceberg. end of this week latest this iran i history.

>>507848977
no that civilian killing will be done by the jews to false-flag you into joining the war.

>>507849200
noooo pls contain the bloodlust.

other than rockets fired by their military,
i dont recall iranians paragliding into foreign territory with guns and ski masks

>>507848030
The point of Nothing Ever Happens is to point out that the world exists in a world of gay status quo. Where everything must be propped up no matter what gymnastics it takes. That’s why total financial collapse will never happen even though it should have already. That’s why WW3 won’t happen even though should have already. That’s why nukes will never fly. The things that do “happen” are minor and inconsequential to the globohomo world. Nothing will ever change because nothing is ALLOWED to happen.

>>507848826
>professor (((hoc)))

>>507849831
Maybe things aren't happening because you all are sitting around waiting for it to happen, instead of going out there and making it happen yourselves.

>>507847630 (OP)
Iran released English translations of their own intelligence analysis regarding 9/11 which blamed the attacks on Israel.
They didn’t really do this but I want them to. How would Americans feel if they know Israel did this to us? It would end American support for Israel overnight. It would probably collapse the federal govt too because of the treason. It would give our country a second shot.

Why has no enemy of Israel tried this?

>>507850446
I think that’s what they want. People think elites are just rich retards but they’ve spent centuries mastering social manipulation and perfecting the illusions of free will. It’s all priced it and we’re all doing exactly what they want. So nothing will ever happen.

>>507850734
Thats what makes me think it’s all theater