>He doesn't want to be a hero and get lots of praise and pussy for the rest if his life

Bruh
I don't know about you but I'm ready for war

>>507851862 (OP)
>catalonia
war with whom? decency?

>>507851862 (OP)
same. I would already join but I'm "medically unfit"

I wish I could've bled out in a trench at 17 sounds kino

>>507851978
civil war most likely, they are the economic centre of spain

>>507852020
Eglin please

>>507852106
What?

>>507851862 (OP)
Last time they drafted men for a war here everyone who came back was shunned and called a baby killer and was basically abandoned by society.

>>507852106
You think a recruiter would talk about bleeding out in a trench. No bitch I'm just a fat neet

>>507852249
last war i checked you cheered at the banner "mission accomplished" and when the nigger persident one went on stage and said "we got him"

>>507852296
Bleeding out and trench warfare isn't a thing anymore. Medicine has advanced greatly.

>>507851862 (OP)
The following is a 100 percent true story, I"ll try and make it brief.

One time I went camping and my cousins friends came. One of them (who was one of the ugliest whores i've ever seen in my life btw) was married to a guy who was deployed. Mid conversation of me asking about where he was and what he was doing she just reached out and grabbed my dick. Now, I didn't do shit but someone def did. probably dozens of someones. The end.

>>507851862 (OP)
>Rest of his life
2 days in a trench until an israeli drone friendly fires you "on accident"

>>507851862 (OP)
50% of veterans are living on the street as beggars. they aint getting no pussy. shut your glowing ass up

>>507851862 (OP)
You will be nothing but a fodder in war, mate.

>>507851862 (OP)
>pussy for the rest if his life
Nobody wants to fuck a cripple with ptsd bro.

>>507852609
This isn't Vietnam, grandpa. Veterans are treated like kings. Joining the military is the best decision a young man can make.

I met a guy that got his dick blown off in Iraq so I think I'll forgo all that pussy.

>>507851862 (OP)
Imagine how much pussy you'll get as a homeless vet under a bridge l, should you even survive the war.

>>507852728
Why don't you enlist then, kike?

>>507851862 (OP)
These fucksticks think they’re gonna live forever. Nigga valhalla awaits.

In the 21st century? Actually what you get is an ignoble death filmed by a drone, sent via Facebook to your mom, and if you do make home you’re met with women who are whores and probably the bank seized your house.

Blatant lie. when you deploy youre in a sausage fest. The only women youll see are in an ac tent higher up in the chain or the torta e3 latina cooking your hot chow. Good luck if you got a gf or wife stateside her insides are getting massaged while ur in a hole in the ground and haven't showered in like 3 weeks

I wonder who makes these threads. The "how do you do, fellow based kids" tone, the blatant meme pandering. I refuse to believe it's sincere and I refuse to believe it's satire.

>>507851862 (OP)
Every Iraq/Afghan veteran I know who did the cool shit recruiters say gets your dick sucked and free drinks for life either regrets it or is dead now.

>>507852858
because he wants to stay home while americans die instead (for free)

>>507851862 (OP)
>come home from war
>lefty women sput on you and call you a babykiller
Anon seeking womens admoration is both delusional and gay

>>507851862 (OP)
This war is Barbara Lerner's punishment. She has to live under bombardment from the people she promoted.

>>507851862 (OP)
Do you feel like a hero yet?

>>507852926
haha kill yourself jew