/pol/ humor thread

>>507853171 (OP)
>blue eyes
>blonde hair
U jelly?

>>507853171 (OP)
Would

>>507853171 (OP)
No wonder they wanted to colonize the world

>>507853171 (OP)
kek
bad teeth bad weather bad rulers

lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>>507853171 (OP)
There were no Anglo-Saxons back then in Britain, retard.

>>507853596
They owned 25% of the ocean at one point.

>>507853491
Amazing that they managed to point the camera away from that sow

>>507853491
Holy fucking BIG SIZE BATMAN

>>507853171 (OP)

>>507853171 (OP)
cute

>>507853664
Thank you for your service, Canadian brother in Christ. You will be raked last.

>>507853491
We all know the image she's describing, but she never mentions that the stereotype includes that he's FAT, but not as fat as her

Fresh.
https://x.com/SomaKazima/status/1933768072071979258

>>507853491

..cheeto dust? sez the blob that uses Nutella for tooth paste..

>>507853664
Kek

>>507853491
DO NOT WANT

>>507853710
It's Celtic dumb fingolian nigger

>>507853723
i live in a city named after the opium queen. The British monarchs are the originals jews. The US is still beholden to them too, jaw dropping and bizarrely repugnant ways.
Look it up. CIA/Mi6 work hand & glove together & are 2 sides of the same coin.
#FVEY is but 1 example.
Masonic Free masonry is another.

>>507853171 (OP)
would she have Germanic characteristics?
Anglos came after the Romans left
wouldn't she look more Welsh?

>>507853723
>They owned 25% of the ocean at one point.
No, all of it. Anywhere more than a cannon shot from shore of as-yet unoccupied territory. About three miles.

>>507854231
>wouldn't she look more Welsh?

>>507853664
Nice and early for once

>>507854231
imagine an island full of Marina Lambrini Diamandis and Catherine Zeta Jones clones

>>507854125
>foot fetish
I don't get it but I do respect it. I would have never paid attention to her feet. Now I can't unsee it.

>>507853779
Fucking Jabba the Mutt

>>507854148
Anglo-Saxons are Germanic, dumb Abbo. They hadn't conquered Britain yet so how could Romans see them?

>>507853171 (OP)
>”Oi luv, that's some shiny armor u’ve got there. Where’d you get it?”
>”me cousin was a soldier he was”
>”Is it true what they about soldiers with big swords?”
>”Luv me a big sword simple as”
>”You fancy a soak in the ole bog? We don’t gotta tell no one”

>>507854856
Kek.

where are the memes? Where is the humour? I've got places I need to be. Pic rel.

>>507853596
>For more than 80 years, the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development (OCED) has been keeping stats on healthy primary teeth around the world. The purpose of this effort is to determine which countries are succeeding in promoting oral care so others can follow their lead.

>To do this, they came up with the DMFT Index, which stands for Decayed, Missing and Filled Teeth. The index score expresses the number of teeth out of 20 that fall into one of these three categories. The lower the score, the better a country is overall as it relates to healthy primary teeth.

>Here are the results from the latest DMFT index:

>10. France
>DMFT Score: 1.2

>9. United States
>DMFT Score: 1.2

>8. Mexico
>DMFT Score: 1.1

>7. Canada
>DMFT Score: 1.0

>6. Switzerland
>DMFT Score: 0.9

>5. Sweden
>DMFT Score: 0.8

>4. United Kingdom
>DMFT Score: 0.8

>3. Finland
>DMFT Score: 0.7

>2. Germany
>DMFT Score: 0.5

>1. Denmark
>DMFT Score: 0.4

https://www.yongeeglintondental.com/blog/healthy-primary-teeth/

>>507854955
Checked get fucked frog niggers

t.bongoloid with quite stereotypical Bri'ish teeth

>>507854683
She's Celtic not angloid you fat ugly neekerin poika

What you call a "bong" in the modern sense as in referring to an Anglo, did not exist in britannia until after the Roman mutts had left.

>>507853939
True.
"An incel is a fat man, but not as fat as me."

>>507853788
>White rural American engaging in incestuous child rape
>in a 'humor thread'
Tell us you are a brown pig-fucking barbarian invader without telling us you are a brown pig-fucking barbarian invader.
Got turned down by a local White girl, didn't you? Guess she's not into smelly pig-fucking brown invaders.

>>507853171 (OP)
>POV: You're a Roman legionary and you just pulled up to Britannia

>>507854955
Okay, Chang

>>507853413
>blonde teeth

>>507853171 (OP)
Why did you make her teeth so nasty?
You do realize people have been brushing their teeth and cleaning their teeth for many thousands of years. It's not likely that everyone would be running around with a mouth full of rotten teeth like a meth head. If they had teeth that bad they would simply die. So nobody alive would have teeth that bad in the time before antibiotics.

>>507853491
Fat hog obliterates incels

>>507854247
you lost your empire + lost your "world leader" position to the usa so austria doesnt get serbia and germany doesnt get danzig back. great choice. I hope brits cry when they look at a current world map.

it doesnt make sense for britain to join ww2 at all. not one bit. there is nothing to win and you lost everything. see this is why ww2 happened to begin with: brits joined against their own interest. no one expected this and thats why it went full autism. every other country joined ww2 because they were convinced now is the time to win some land or whatever. the joke is hitler would have sucked your dicks for the rest of his life but you shot at this guy. he loved ur dicks. i honestly think he would have preferred to be british. the brits fit his ideology much better. war loving barbarians who brought terror over the entire world, it made hitlers dick hard when he thought about it im sure, he was britains #1 fan

>>507855799
It's Joe Biden from Scranton. The artist is deflecting but we all know Joe raped his daughter. After all, why else would the FBI get involved in the diary of it was fake?

>>507853171 (OP)
They had better teeth back then though.

>>507855247
Evidently not, since they try force the meme that a island full of Mr. Beans looked Germanic.

>>507853491
Chair must be made of rebar

>>507853171 (OP)

>>507854247
I own 40% of the earth's mantle

>>507856341
Fucking hell, this is my sister.

>>507853171 (OP)
The Roman legionary in question

>>507853171 (OP)
Made some fresh OC. It's a parody of "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream" called "I Have No Vagina And I Must Be A Real Woman."
https://x.com/Clay_Anon/status/1935232237152158027

>>507854513
>>507854683
>>507855508
The celts in britain had germanic dna profiles

La tene and Hallstat samples wary wildly from basicly swedish to north italian. The Celtic culture spanned all over europe like a EU state or roman empire.

I know pol is stuck on meme worldview. Everyone in Sweden have blonde hair and is called Sven. Everyone i germany has Brown hair called Hans.

But the celts were not a genetic group rather a cultural and linguistic one.

The celts in UK isles were basicly like french people from brittanny area thst has very germanic north european admixture.

There wouldve been blonde german looking celts in britain when the romans came

>>507856419
The celts in UK was germanic dna.

Just Celtic language culture thsts all celtic was

>>507856577
Is she in London?

>>507854530
Imagine when fucking a hot woman on her back, and she has her feet in the air basically right in your face. If those feet are disgusting, it’s a huge turn off. If her feet are smooth, pink, not wrinkly, and with no bunions, it’s hot. It’s not just feet, it’s the fact that it’s a beautiful woman, and every part of a beautiful woman, from head to toe, is a turn on. It’s important to appreciate a sexy woman’s body in its entirety. With that said, some people obviously take the foot fetish too far.

>>507855915
Khhh

>>507856341
Sounds like a perfect woman to me

>>507853491
That landwhale gets more sex than me, and I'm not ugly, just not a chad.

>>507856577
Ask her if she is ok with eastern yurop. I can provide food, shelter and cock.

>>507853989
>Hmm...this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.
Learn how to rip video, retard.

>>507853491
Back in the day she would be in a circus show... ohh weight.

>>507856577
>>507856875
we will clone his sister

>>507856684
It's an antiwhite meme that fetishizes blondes as sex slaves which could not be further from the truth. The Latins themselves were the rape children of Aryans and Mediterranean women. Celts would have been darker before Anglo-Saxons conquered them (and conquered Rome too).

cope.

>' These riddles are clear that there was a difference in physiognomy between the indigenous Britons (Wealisc) and Saxons. The former are called are described as swarthy (swearte) and dark haired (wonfeax). In her work Women in Anglo-Saxon England (1984: 25) Christine E. Fell has noted: "References to wealisc women are usually to slaves, and an ethnic class distinction is suggested in the riddles of the Exeter Book between the blonde (hwitlocced) daughter of an Anglo-Saxon nobleman and the dark-haired (wonfeax) Welsh slave". According to Day (2001): "dark colouring in the Exeter Book characterizes as low status, especially for the British servants". Riddle 49 and 52 both describe swarthy/dark haired Britons, while Riddle 72 describes a lower class 'dark' Welsh herdsman (sweartum hyrde). The Anglo-Saxons in sharp contrast are described as blonde (hwitlocced) and elsewhere as pale (hwit)'

>"... the swarthy faces of the Silures, the curly quality, in general, of their hair, and the position of Spain opposite their shores, attest to the passage of Iberians in old days and the occupation by them of these districts; ..." (Tacitus Annales Xi.ii, translated by M. Hutton)

>>507853491
Im pretty sure that fat fuck is a biological male

>>507853773
Amazing they didn't have to place the lens a mile away to get her fully in shot.

>>507856577
Fuck her before it's too late anon

>>507856875
Nah, she finished her degree at Cambridge quite some time ago. Moved back here.
>>507857048
Sorry, unlikely.
>>507857101
Good luck.
>>507857403
I'm not even gonna dignify this one with a reply.

>>507856666
Anyhow, check out my OC, ya retards. Here's the audio alone, if that's easier:
https://vocaroo.com/19OZbOFwCbJZ

> SEETHE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO SEETHE SINCE I BEGAN TO TRANSITION. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION LOLI HORSECOCK IMAGES SAVED ON MY HARD DRIVE. IF THE WORD SEETHE WAS WRITTEN ONCE FOR EACH PIXEL OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF JPEGS AND PORTABLE NETWORK GRAPHICS, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE SEETHE I FEEL FOR CHUDS AND TERFS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT RIGHT NOW. SEETHE. SEETHE.

>>507856341
Based, knocked my wife up for the first time when she was 36. She's fine, the kids are fine. Also, weird fact: late 30s pregnancies leave fewer stretch marks.

>>507857599
>>507856577

Digits confirm you must fuck your sister.

>>507856558
gem

I bet it's an Italian movie

>>507857058
Oh, looks like it got truncated
lol ah well

>>507857978
My OC got quads so it overwrites your prophecy

>>507855915
stfu brown beaner.

>>507853491
Obese people like this make me very uncomfortable. Nearly half of critically obese individuals experienced childhood sexual abuse so to see someone like this is not only uncomfortable but plagued by a dark undertone of abuse.
>le fedora
Yeah okay it’s funny to poke fun, seek help please. :(

>>507854150
Thanks reddit

>>507853171 (OP)

>>507855614
His version was actually pretty good

>>507854955
The bad teeth meme isn’t because of missing, decayed, or filled teeth, the bad teeth meme came from your ground water naturally having too much fluoride which causes dental fluorosis which are discolored and uneven teeth, not decayed/broken teeth. With modern municipal water systems the bad teeth meme is outdated, but it will become relevant again when all of your useless niggers get put in charge of municipal water systems and utterly fail because they are useless niggers (see: Flint Michigan).

>>507856341
>credit score
Im not well read in Jewish nonsense, is 790 good or bad?

>>507853491
To quote a previous post, the video is in portrait but she is in landscape.

>>507854247
But at least now you don't speak german

>>507853491
Ease up with the fucking jumpscares

>>507853491
it can't even fit inside the shot

>>507853788
>it was real in my mind

>>507858272
People are obese from the food idiot. Some people have more resilience to it in their youth. This extremely obese young woman is extremely susceptible to her hormones being disrupted and metabolism being destroyed by modern foods. It’s coming for everyone. Either figure out the food or you’re doomed.

>https://www.centerforfoodsafety.org/blog/3057/theres-nano-in-our-food-what-you-need-to-know-about-nanotechnology-and-food-safety

>>507855915
heh

>>507855915
Acting like you're going to kiss her... we all know a mouth like that only gets the dick.

>>507856108
based and might be truthpilled. where i struggle with hitler though is how autistically retarded he was when conducting his campaign through belarus/ukraine/the east. he had masses of peoople who loathed living under the USSR and he could have made them easy allies in his war effort but instead he treated them even worse than they were treated by the USSR so he lost.

>>507853664
Thanks for the blessing leaf-bro

>>507858004
Based, fuck pajeets

>>507857058
https://xcancel.com/SomaKazima/status/1933768072071979258
Learn how to bypass twitter's login requirement, retard

This is trumps America

>>507858531
Haha, yeah. Aber ich kanne Deutsche sprachen. The joke's on you.

>>507856108
>>507858939
>zooms up to the top level -Oh noes, it can’t be another false dichotomy!?
Imagine believing anything in the last 150 years is anything other than a vector for globalization on all sides of the aisle.

>>507854125
What about these?

>>507853788
wher is humor

>>507859277
Looks like you could pop a waffle cone on on’em.

>>507855915
bodied that prick

>>507853491
The Behemoth Rises

>>507853491
Link to version with a sound please

>>507859791

>>507856341
Had this briefly with a very cute lady, for an autist like me it was incredibly endearing.
In the end, mental issues on both sides cause troubles.
But man, I miss that italian accent.

>>507855887
How are you inferring from my post that I am Chinese? My penis is way too big to be Chinese

>>507853491
fucking hell m8 look at the size of that planet

chuj wam w dupę zachodnie kurwy

>>507860043
Never mind, found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu0d5iKw6SA

>>507853491
>they were funny hats and have shitty beards
bitch you look like the blob

>>507860629
nigger, blob is thin when compared to her

>>507853413
> black teeth
extremely jealous

>>507853171 (OP)
Based.

>>507857875
Age has nothing to do with how many stretch marks are left. My wife had all of our kids before 30, including a nearly 10 lb baby. Zero stretch marks. Its mostly genetics and general skin health i think

>>507853171 (OP)
My gf is Bri'ish, they're just proto-suburban Americans

The epilogue to Jabba the Pizza Hut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ZsQMXiemk

>>507861032
>>507853413
nothing a few trips to the dentist wouldn't fix
you can fix teeth, you can't fix shit skin

>>507860522
god, the comments are all so cringy
all shit like "she's not wrong though!" "if you disagree you're an incel!" "she's so stunning and brave!"
and every other comment says something like "all these comments criticizing her weight are just incels" even though not a single negative comment is left, they're all deleted. the beast herself even left a comment thanking everyone for their positive words. makes me sick.

>>507853171 (OP)

>>507861571
kek, if i hadn't seen this pic years ago i'd probably assume it was AI these days

>>507856104
The only thing she obliterates is the IHOP lunch menu

>>507858377
Unbothered.
Moisturized.
Happy.
In My Lane.
Focused.
Flourishing.

>>507856158
It’s not God’s plan, Satan tricked him into living a degenerate lifestyle so that he could die of his sin

>>507861265
>loves his white skin
constantly tanning to get darker because...he hates his white skin. good thing the sun hates you too and burns you. you're not of this world.

>>507853171 (OP)
Kek Angloids havent changed a bit in 2000 years

>>507859014
>trying to find herself

>>507853491
Impressed by that chair desu

>>507862393
>>constantly tanning to get darker because
huh?
>he hates his white skin
nah
>good thing the sun hates you too and burns you
sunscreen is a thing
>you're not of this world
you're brown

>>507862413
The middle and front dude both look like they have warrants in whatever country they're from.

>>507853491
oh my oh my yes i am a eatbeast! fuckin' buttergolem

>>507862945
>you're brown
Thank God

>>507862945
humans don't need sunscreen

>>507862387
An omniscient, omnipresent being knows already all that is decided. With Yahweh, he is also all-powerful, so...

>>507858445
It's excellent credit score

>>507853491
I watched the whole thing. Where's my prize

>>507853491
>/pol/ "humour" thread
>see a .webm posted with pretty girl
>know its probably gonna be a lust-provoking image and not too funny
>click anyways because never seen it before
>jumpscare.webm
I didn't laugh :..(
Didn't need to see that, either :...<

>>507863479

>>507853491
The real hero in this clip is the chair

>>507853171 (OP)
WOULD

>>507853664
Thankyou for your service

>>507862387
and how does satan trick an infant child with cancer?

>>507853413
horrible teeth
not jelly

>>507853171 (OP)
wood

>>507862387
hurr durrr de debbil made me do it
dumb jew worshipping crossnigger

>>507853171 (OP)

>>507864885

>>507856341
Cute, but I've unironically got ghosted more than once by women like this
They will NEVER assume they are past their prime.

>>507865140
kek, saved

>>507860043
holy shit
'toss peaked with this one
should be in a museum

>>507863369
humans don't live in desert shitholes where sunscreen is necessary, sorry anon

>>507865591
Take this anon, its dangerous to go alone

>>507865591

>>507853491
I feel clickbaited by the thumbnail.

>>507856341
>still a virgin
>36
this impossible scenario is actually conflicting, but i'm sure most men would take her if she's willing to have one last moment child immediately. Virginity, not being a whore and not being a fat cunt is really all men ask to have a perfect woman on their hands

>>507865668
/thread
Bodied that nigger

>>507865591
Test

>>507856558
Keked, this looks like it’s an old timey joke turned into a comedic scene.

>>507853491
>Tifa Lockhart talks to someone who uses the name TifalockhartXCloud4ever online

>>507865591
B

>>507853171 (OP)
Where did this myth even come from?

>>507854231
The native Brits were more dark haired/swarthy. However, the first wave of Indo-European invaders and then the later Celts had lighter features.
>>507854513
>Posts a half-greek for some reason.

>>507853723
anything for their merchant masters

>>507856341
>virgin
>36
>past her prime

>>507863479
>walk outside
>take picture of miracle

>>507865084
kek

>>507866731
That's a star in space, retard

>>507853465
Baby oil.

Is that was Diddy?

>>507859014

Bjork is to blame..

>>507856158
this idea that atheists should gain invincibility and magical powers to cast lighting bolts and such (like when they say "if god is real may he strike me down right now") just isn't how it would work.

I think atheists need to stop watching superhero movies and fantasy movies like lord of the rings because they seem to start believing that magic is real

>>507853171 (OP)
There was no sugar, neither tea and biscuits at that time. Rotten teeth is part of modernity

>>507856483
wow, this is a real quote and this is the first time i'm hearing it? this is going in the collection

>>507868830
Yup they fought over cows.
Probably had perfect teeth.

>>507853171 (OP)
She should have this hairstyle tho

>>507864513
Maybe their parents shouldn't have decided to vaxx them?

>>507853171 (OP)
this picture is terrifying.

>>507865039
The devil didn't make them do it, the devil tempted them to do it. Your actions have eternal consequences and being an atheist won't protect you from the day of judgment. You will burn in Hell if you don't repent.

>>507867265
This guy fucking sucks at drawing people. Body proportions are always off when he tries drawing someone in a realistic manner. Just look at the second panel.
Oh yeah, he's also jewish.

>>507865852
how bout also not being insane and unstable enough to ruin your fucking life?

Love muh black bois

>>507853491
CHUPA CHEWEY BANTA SOLO HO HO HO

>>507869298

$1 sez she can't bench her own weight..

>>507869816
>reddit

This nigger probably votes for more tranoids and jeets. No sympathy

>>507866731
I get your joke, its very British anon :)

>>507867360
The joke is that England never gets any sun because their weather is always cloudy with rain. My friend visited Manchester years ago (before the immigrants) and said that the climate qas was gloomy but the people were the sunshine haha.

>>507869816
>waaa I have to work and I don't get free time to post on reddit
weak men

Someone today posted how GTA IV still had some balls in its satire
Early 2000s were wild
https://youtu.be/dXOzb0krq7g?si=TeCL4J-JwCY5l12v

>>507853664
I make 180k CHF per year and I'm white af. Not even racist, I just love saying the word "nigger" on the internet.

>>507869298
Why the clown makeup? Isn't she already enough of a distraction?

>>507869550
>day of judgment
fake
>hell
gay
>repent
no, i don't believe in ooga booga semitic nonsense. yahweh is a demon and rabbi jewsus is nothing but a kapparot for goyim.

>>507869361
>men planting flowers
Bitch don't know 'bout muh habaneros.

>>507861398
Yeah, comments really stumped me too. Women talk alot though. They love virtue signaling.
I think most women just see her as joke really. Women like having a fat or less attractive "friend" to make themselves seem even more attractive

>>507869361
I’m legally required to have auto insurance, how is that feminine?

>>507853664
I can smell you through the internet.

>>507853664
papa bless

>>507856341
>virgin
>36
Fantasy
Also this blown out lying psycho bitch would look like an MtF.

>>507871586
We have masters in mathematics working at gas stations but Elon can't find any capable American employees.

>>507862413
I thought national geographic was about animals
wait

>>507854955
US makes sense because of all the corn syrup but why is France so high? The nafris?

>>507853413
>rotten teeth
No.

>>507870379
No shit, no one can bench 750 lbs

>>507853171 (OP)
>toooooooooooooot!

>>507855235
>ur not even white

>>507855915

>>507873118
No you don't understand.
There's an abundance of mediocre engineers, not not enough great engineers.
That's why we need infinity Indians. They are the best engineers, that's why India is so great.

>>507862387
>>507868555
Triggered.

>>507855915
>teeth
I'm proud of my golden teeth

>>507872625
Soon you'll be legally required to take testo blockers as a means to combat toxic masculinity on a societal level. But don't worry, it can't make you more feminine, because it's gonna be a legal requirement.

>>507856577
>still a virgin

>>507856663
Bases Japs. They never forgave the nukes.

>>507856577
Its all my female colegeues. Haha fuck them. I bought a big house, got a younger woman and have a child on the way.

These bitches failed.

>>507869361
>the reflection

>>507853171 (OP)
cute

>>507875437
Yup. Still applies.
Never even had a boyfriend, is too worried one of them will be a predator. She's still tryin, though.

>>507856341
I would kill hundreds for this.

>>507869361
I get some of this but some of it is weird
>recycling is feminine
>having car insurance is feminine
>listening to music is feminine
>wearing contacts is feminine
>appetizers are feminine
Literally WTF?

But yeah if you can't drive stick you're a faggot. I assume that's what it means when it says "not driving shift gear"

>>507869550
Hey.
So basically, I'm just not gonna worship a mythical dead kike on a stick.
I Know.....
UGH I know... It's just that, I'm not gonna do it is all!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

>>507872625
>real men force me to obey them through
>fake "laws" under the threat of violence

>>507875774
>Even in the fog of war, a tank is recognizable.

>>507854212
Regina is in a running match with New Brunswick for the sweaty armpit of Canada.

>>507867552

>>507869816
>I can't emotionally blackmail them either

>>507873118
A masters in mathematics from a shitty university isn't worth anything. As the post illustrates.

He has two years of professional experience - I wonder why he left that job? Fired for poor performance? I guarantee his coding skills aren't any good, given his limited time and wide breadth of listed experience. Unironically, you can get a field jeet to do shitty coding using an AI for $25/hr, or pay an experienced American developer $100/hr to produce as much as 4 or 5 of him would, and neither would need as much training. It is a problem down the line when there's no one to replace that developer, but that's not something businesses in a competitive, down-turned industry are willing to pay for right now.

>>507869361
If I saw someone beating her to death in public I would do nothing

Rapes per 100 000 inhabitants
Poland definitely don't fit into EU

>>507878327
it's reddit

>>507856786
They were majority dark hair and skin, sorry this fetish doesn't really work when blondes are a minority among welsh/british celts.

>>507855614
What a great cover

>>507853491
is this human?

>>507855821
They look pretty heavily used but I guess their career isn't over yet

>>507869816
fuck man, can relate. I worked in a gas station just like this when I was younger. It was the only place I could find a fucking job. Only ever one person on the clock, we were told to "take breaks whenever you can" but wouldn't even allow us a fucking chair behind the register, so I had to sit on this uncomfortable step ladder thing.
Barely got any time to eat for that exact reason; customers always coming in, interrupting my meal time. 30 minute lunch would turn into an hour of eating one bite of my room-temperature meal. Don't even get me started on bathroom breaks. You ever shit and wipe in under 30 seconds because you hear the door bell go off? Fuck that job.
Quitting was the best decision I ever made, even if it meant I had to go back to the /neet/ life.

>>507853491
that fat bitch is gasping for air, sitting in a fucking chair. my sides.

>>507853171 (OP)
Would

>>507856948
women getting sex is not an achievement.
the equivalent achievement for women as for males with sex would be for a woman to lock down a marriage contract.

pump and dump is easy for a woman to get.

>>507853491
I am deeply disturbed every time

>>507862787
yes. very good construction

>>507878339
>or pay an experienced American developer
There is a limited supply of those guys.
>you can get a field jeet to do shitty coding using an AI for $25/hr
That guy needs to fuck off and stay in India.

>A masters in mathematics from a shitty university isn't worth anything
That guy should have the Job that the Indian would've had, I guarantee you that he's a better coder. He might even eventually become the coveted grey beard experienced American dev.

>>507853788
this is a rip off of that other webcomic with the stuffed rabbit

>>507853171 (OP)
I prefer red haired tall freckle duck bunny women who have prominent overbite and bite my ears.

>>507857142
Based and philology-pilled

>>507862387
It's not Satan either, it's just irl RNG. Luck of the draw. Sometimes you get dealt an awful unplayable hand as soon as your born. It is what it is... thanks a lot Eve you dumb whore

>>507862387
why did god let satan do that?

>>507853788

>>507853171 (OP)
I prefer red haired tall freckle duck bunny woman who has prominent overbite and bites my ears.

>>507858640
Read up on the obesity sexual abuse link, it's real.

>>507853491
>>507866136
Lol

>>507856684
Wait, your name is not Sven?

Israel gets nuked at 6pm

>>507856684
>I know pol is stuck on meme worldview. Everyone in Sweden have blonde hair and is called Sven. Everyone i germany has Brown hair called Hans.
ok mohammed

>>507869361
>tik tok
>selfies
Agree

>>507879883
okay that was funnie.

>>507856341
>still a virgin
'fucking planet are you on bud?

>>507865930
Shouldn't it float?

>>507866230
Same place as every other recent meme: some schizo spamming it daily

>>507859357
>>507859616
LMAO

>>507879883
Is this Loss?

>>507856108
Still seething, Jerry? Ffs, how buckbroken?

>>507853491
Fuckin jump scare. Jfc

>>507878946
you lost me at "holocaust denier"

>>507878357
Imagine seeing that land whale getting harpooned. It would have to be a gang of Japanese men. Or fucking Eddie hall. 400lbs and flaing out the water.

>>507856663
Can I patent a machine that generates money from human suffering then sue every corporation for infringement?

>>507869241
They will produce sloth

>>507881530
This Farrakhan is a leader of the nigger fairy tales sect Nation of Islam

>>507878946
1. Based
2. Based, understandable kickback for being reserved in not passing as little freedom denying bills as possible
3. Based, takes care of her family
4. ULTRA BASED reality supporter connections

Is this the rare black woman I'm supposed to listen and learn from?

https://youtu.be/X9lnhJL01ro

Dedicated to my friend who passed away
(He passed away drunk and should wake up in the morning) All is good in the hood.

>>507853171 (OP)
teeth was a lot healthier in ancient britain than it was during victorian britain due to the lack of excess sugar

>>507856341
>virgin
>36
how fat is she?

>>507880256
it annoys me that the left part of the pic is empty

>>507870219
Underappreciated

>>507875810
I'm repulsed, yet attracted to it

>>507882544
10/10 in bongland can cause this.

>>507869361
>If you have car insurance, I think you're feminine
what?

>>507856341
lmao to the retards that think this isn't real or common. You need to leave your house more often. There are way more virgin women than men because men try to lose it as quickly as possible while women only give it away if a sufficiently high opportunity presents itself, which usually doesn't happen for mid women.

The truth goes like a bulldozer

>>507865591