Pounds violently on your door at 3am. What do?

YOU POUND MY DOOR I'LL POUND YOU SHITWOOD

>>507857731 (OP)
Call 811

>>507857731 (OP)
Magdump

Trick question...?!

>>507857731 (OP)
Richard Golden did nothing wrong.

>>507857731 (OP)
>knock and talk
go back to sleep or call the sheriff and say someone is pretending to be police and harassing us at 3am (and video the results)

>>507857731 (OP)
I know a booty call when I see one.
Get in here.

i get dressed and answer

open the door with my pants down and big boner sticking out, and I’ll lean in for a kiss

Before I beat his gay Jew skull in I’m going to make love

>>507857731 (OP)
you know, I don't have my calipers handy, but that fella looks like a jew.

>>507857731 (OP)

NGL the way he exposed 4chuddies is based. I salute you CHADwood.

“Hello police? Someone is trying to break in to my home and he’s got a gun, I’m afraid for my life.”

>>507857731 (OP)
Don't open, go back to sleep.

>>507857731 (OP)
Pound his ass violently in return until he leaves or cums

>>507857731 (OP)
He has no jurisdiction in my country, so he'd be a bit fucked if he'd do that.

>>507857928
Shouldn’t he be out by now?

>>507857731 (OP)
Answer the door naked and fully erect

I'm not going to threaten anyone. I also have an attorney. For $500 or less you can meet and discuss your rights and actions during such an event. I also have some cameras. Pig harassment is real. Protect yourselves.

>>507857731 (OP)
Ur out of ur jurisdiction, kike. God save the king

>>507857731 (OP)
welcome to the homosex party, sir
how do you like your pizza

I'm ready for your BJC (big jewish cock), shitwood

>>507857818
>i know this meme.jpg

>>507859600
Poo in the loo award 2025

>>507857731 (OP)
Pound town. No lube.

>>507857731 (OP)
Hey Chit bro , you looking for burgers?

>>507857928
mogs me back into the shadow realm

>>507858902
He got out last September.
We had a party for him.
Check archives.

>>507857731 (OP)
No warrant? That white nigger-abomination dies in blood and fire.

I love Sheriff Chadwood

>>507857731 (OP)
something something minecraft

>>507857818
>call before you dig!
based

>>507857731 (OP)

Call the police, let them know that there is someone pounding on my door and he looks armed and that i fear for my life.

Record the entire incident on video for evidence to prove my innocence, and to share to all my friends after the fact.

Quietly pull back the bolt on my completely legal semi automatic AA12 with alternating loads of buck and slugs.

If he enters the door without a warrant, he will quickly be exiting the door soon after.

Castle Doctrine.

>>507857801
>>507857731 (OP)
>What do?
Just shoot him in the head, then they'll have to get someone else to be the problem

Irl

>>507860996

The legality of this is clear, he has not identified himself as law enforcement, he has no warrant, and he is attempting to gain entry in a threatening manner. I have the right to protect my life against any and all threats to it, which, in this case, he is indeed proving to be as would anyone else doing the same.

>Castle Doctrine allows residents to use reasonable force, including deadly force, to defend their homes against intruders. A key aspect is the presumption that a resident has a reasonable fear of death or great bodily injury when an intruder unlawfully and forcibly enters their home. This presumption eliminates the need to prove a specific threat from the intruder in court.

>>507857731 (OP)
If he pounded violently on my door at 3am I would shoot him with my hunting rifle since he has no authority in my country and probably intends to murder me.

>>507857731 (OP)
Call your Mom. What do?

>>507857731 (OP)
why no arrests over the constant 8647 posting shitwood? youve taken in hardened criminals for less no? it isnt that you and the faggot subhumans in green that work for you are cowards? criminals going unpunished shitwood what will you do? lmao

>>507857731 (OP)
Pound his copussy

>>507862909
It's already blown out
He's literally the guy from goatse

>>507857731 (OP)
I'm trying to poop you rude nigger!

>>507857731 (OP)
Laser anon is finally in trial after being arrested almost 2 years ago

>>507857731 (OP)
You are ok master splinter.

>>507857731 (OP)
Who's there ?

>>507857731 (OP)
>Democracy means that if the doorbell rings in the early hours, it is likely to be the milkman

>>507863717
Holy shit, so much for speedy trial

Which trial, the murders?
He's also on an extradition list to Florida for posting to do the needful

>>507859600
Saved

>>507857731 (OP)

>>507863717
He's scheduled to be in court in about 2 hours

>How to see the public court records
Go to:
https://records.courts.alaska.gov/eaccess/searchresults.page

Search the name of the defendant "Joshua Wahl" and then select his case from the list

If he does manage to prove himself not-guilty for the murders then he still has federal court for his threats to shitward.

>>507857731 (OP)
Fuck off Shitwood.
This is Europoor land, you have no jurisdiction here.
Alternatively:
>call real cops
>have him arrested

>>507863989
Yep this trial is for the murders.

The prosecution changed lawyers last minute so now theres some woman lawyer trying to put laser anon away, and a lady judge. Poor dude, that would drive me insane

Wonder what an american cop is doing in Bulgaria, and how he got past the commieblock front door which requires a chip.
Probably grab my gun and call the cops(Bulgarian).

>>507857731 (OP)
open door
bend over
spread cheekcs

>>507857731 (OP)
I don't answer and wait with a shotgun in the dark
Please don't break my door, officer
I'll shoot hot loads

>>507864715
>A woman judge
I'd just grab the bailiffs gun and do the needful at that point

>>507857731 (OP)
Explain his homo erotica encounter is at a different address...

better crop anons

>>507857731 (OP)
"Do you have a warrant Chitdick?"

>>507857731 (OP)
Pic related...

>>507865166
Yea, this, it's beyond time. I've seen these holes and thorn backs act like the legal system is their personal playground, and I'm sick of it

>>507864715
The American court system is not about criminal justice, criminals, or justice.
It's entirely about oppressing white men and it's beyond time someone does a happening over it

>>507859600
brappers beware

>>507857731 (OP)
>Pounds violently on your door at 3am. What do?
smoke some home grown weed with him

>>507865166
I think this is laser anon's lawyer.
So there are 2 chicks trying to put him away and a black guy defending him. And the courts have refused to throw out all the evidence they wrongfully collected, so who knows what kind of weird shit on his computer they're going to try and use against him now.

>>507866390
>the evidence they wrongfully collected,
Qrd

Btw, laser fraud was a cunt that ragged about blinding animal, claimed it was his right as an injun even though he's clearly mostly European with a German name
He's ned even the real laser anon, he only popped up after some guy started posting how to make military dews. He's probably not even real, just another eglin larp

>>507867007
The defense filed a motion to suppress all evidence, claiming that Laser anon was illegally arrested, in violation of his constitutional rights under the Fourth Amendment.

Because the arrest was allegedly unlawful, any evidence obtained as a result of that arrest, including statements and physical evidence, should be excluded from trial as “fruit of the poisonous tree.”

But the court just said "nah we'll do whatever we want" and the motion to remove all that illegally obtained evidence was opposed. They got his youtube channel too

>>507867635
What evidence is there though?

Guess he should have used all those bombs he used to brag about, claimed his house was a funnel of death.
Didn't do shit, now look at his (supposed) predicament.

>>507857731 (OP)
"You want to deputize me?, It would be an honor"

>>507867635
>>507866390
>>507864404
This should have its own thread, do we get live updates? When will we hear the news

>>507857731 (OP)
tell him your not a homosexual
tell him your not a democrat
also say mr. obama is openly a transvestite

>>507870700
if you say those things chances are he will not arrest you and he will say your a true American

>>507857731 (OP)
>god damn tiktokers

>>507870200

>>507861871
Yeah bitch I posted learned protocols of elder zoinism to the FBI Twitter instead of 12 iq cp sherif shitwood.

Eat shit and die.
Next is your wife.

>>507857731 (OP)
GO THE FUCK AWAY I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW TO PAY YOUR SALARY YOU PUBLIC SECTOR LEECH
GET A REAL FUCKING JOB

>>507857731 (OP)
>Pounds violently on your door at 3am. What do?
Give him a coffee and a donut and thank him for his service. Sheriff Chitwood works hard. He's a hero

>>507875060
Make his head look like a doughnut

Tell him I don't have any little boy

>>507876410

>>507857731 (OP)
Pound violently his backdoor until 3PM.