Evangelicals - /pol/ (#507858909) [Archived: 1009 hours ago]

Anonymous ID: G40oZRICUnited States
6/18/2025, 4:14:29 PM No.507858909
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How did this sect of Christianity even emerge and become so popular in muttmerica?
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Anonymous ID: kWl7jgIYUnited States
6/18/2025, 4:15:38 PM No.507859013
>>507858909 (OP)
Virtue signaling is one hell of a drug.
Anonymous ID: wLNJHickUnited Kingdom
6/18/2025, 4:16:03 PM No.507859048
>>507858909 (OP)
Americans are descended from the dumbest religious fanatical retards that got expelled from Europe
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Anonymous ID: DYFoSGuUBelgium
6/18/2025, 4:17:23 PM No.507859177
>>507858909 (OP)
Basically europe sent all their crazy religious fanatics to america to be someone else’s problem over there
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Anonymous ID: +TMB5VH1United Kingdom
6/18/2025, 4:19:28 PM No.507859363
>>507859048
Pretty much the most retarded aspects of Protestantism on steroids.
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Anonymous ID: rMoYbClqUnited States
6/18/2025, 4:27:35 PM No.507860115
>>507859363
>>507859048
these 2 things
I met a lady yesterday that thought that american boomers were the vanguard holding the entire world together, democracy is best political system evar! and everyone younger than them are slobbering retards and the world will descend into barbarism and chaos the second the last boomer dies.
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Anonymous ID: ksLrLOKAUnited Kingdom
6/18/2025, 4:29:00 PM No.507860216
basically it comes from literal interpretation of the bible and israel as a state ties in with bringing about the end times, but over time it evolved into obsequiousness as a way to get spiritual brownie points
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Anonymous ID: eVzvW+zQUnited States
6/18/2025, 4:31:53 PM No.507860464
>>507858909 (OP)
Its a boomer religion
By supporting Israel you get raptured and don't have to experience death or the apocalypse because you were a good goy. Spiritual laziness and entitlement.
Anonymous ID: e2lcLxYTCanada
6/18/2025, 4:33:47 PM No.507860618
>>507859048
>>507859177
What makes one a religious 'fanatic'?
>>507860216
Israel as a state returning to it's former glory is mentioned in the Old Testament prophecies countless times. Both Jesus Christ and the Apostle Paul mention Israel in the future being reinstated, see Romans 11 or Revelations.
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Anonymous ID: F6wm63vQUnited States
6/18/2025, 4:35:15 PM No.507860731
>>507860618
>Revelations
Stop posting.
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Anonymous ID: 4w5B+HuIUnited States
6/18/2025, 4:35:30 PM No.507860759
>>507858909 (OP)
Protestants read the Bible on their own, without clerical guidance. They gravitated towards the Old Testament, since it has so many exciting stories. They confused the “good guys” from these stories with modern jewry.
Anonymous ID: sc7yuV/FBelgium
6/18/2025, 4:36:41 PM No.507860858
>>507860618
protties took religion to a whole new level of extreme basically what salafists do it wasn’t productive on a societal scale and they were told to fuck of which they did to the new world
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Anonymous ID: G40oZRICUnited States
6/18/2025, 4:36:54 PM No.507860877
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>>507860115

Typical boomer, completely ignorant of the sheer destruction they’ve caused while deludedly thinking they’re the best generation to ever walk the planet.
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Anonymous ID: VyBpvI2NUnited States
6/18/2025, 4:36:56 PM No.507860881
>>507858909 (OP)
There's a type of christian man that secretly enjoys dressing like a woman and they look just like this.
Anonymous ID: JGzi6K/FEcuador
6/18/2025, 4:37:00 PM No.507860888
>>507858909 (OP)
Grifting
Marketing strats
Israel support
Politician support
Anonymous ID: 3yaBIBIUUnited States
6/18/2025, 4:38:41 PM No.507861038
>>507860618
>mention Israel in the future being reinstated,
Is this that Israel?
Anonymous ID: VyBpvI2NUnited States
6/18/2025, 4:39:05 PM No.507861072
>>507860618
>Thinks Saul of Tarsus' words are divinely inspired
Go suck your youth pastor's dick some more
Anonymous ID: e2lcLxYTCanada
6/18/2025, 4:42:12 PM No.507861332
>>507860858
Is that not the purpose of Christianity - a worldview in which doing God's will is of utmost importance, and above all other things? In that case it seems to me those who aren't 'fanatics' are merely superstitious.
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Anonymous ID: vpCgCe70United Kingdom
6/18/2025, 4:45:31 PM No.507861634
>>507860731
>exhales through nose sharply
Anonymous ID: SRmaNVuDGermany
6/18/2025, 4:51:33 PM No.507862197
>>507860618
>What makes one a religious 'fanatic'?

After the 30 years war, the remaining reformist denominations (Calvinism, Lutheranism ect.) and the Catholics started living peacefully with each other.
However, there was a numebr of sects and cults that were so far gone that they remained a public menace. Generally due to extremely radical beliefs that entailed brutally killing anyone not adhering to their respecitve creeds to the letter.

Whiel most European countries dutifully put them to the sword and cleaned up the mess, the lazy anglos >>507859048 just put them on ships and sent them across the Atlantic.
Unfortunately, they didn't starve to death as intended, but grew even more insane under New World conditions. As a result, we now have an entire continent filled with culstis lunatics who follow the most twisted and deranged interpretations of the bible that are imaginable.
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Anonymous ID: /k8Nm1QMUnited States
6/18/2025, 4:52:59 PM No.507862332
>>507858909 (OP)
Easily the gayest smile I’ve ever seen
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Anonymous ID: 6eCJF8J8United States
6/18/2025, 4:53:29 PM No.507862384
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>>507858909 (OP)
Jews
Anonymous ID: SRmaNVuDGermany
6/18/2025, 4:54:46 PM No.507862485
>>507862197
Also, this whole episode gave them a massive persecution complex and made them start identifying with the tribes of judaea.
Amerimutts love israel so much because their cultist forebears interpreted their expulsion from Europe as a modern retelling of the jewish Exodus. This is why they feel so spiritually connected to jewry.And always will, unless the world finally cleans up that angloid mess and finishes the job that England didn't. Dirty work, but necessary. This is what happens if you don't do things properly the first time around.
Anonymous ID: e2lcLxYTCanada
6/18/2025, 4:55:45 PM No.507862574
>>507862197
>Generally due to extremely radical beliefs that entailed brutally killing anyone not adhering to their respecitve creeds to the letter.
Can you name me some Bible-based beliefs that did so? Besides, the Bible is not against capital punishment.
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Anonymous ID: aTmhCzgTUnited States
6/18/2025, 4:57:12 PM No.507862694
>>507858909 (OP)
So*therners. It was started by a confederate deserter.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C._I._Scofield
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Anonymous ID: ksLrLOKAUnited Kingdom
6/18/2025, 5:00:54 PM No.507863033
>>507862574
do you believe if you politically support israel god will make it more likely for you to find a $5 canadian under the sofa
Anonymous ID: PSC227eKUnited States
6/18/2025, 5:08:02 PM No.507863700
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>>507858909 (OP)
>a gentile's journey
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF CHRISTIANITY
Anonymous ID: VyBpvI2NUnited States
6/18/2025, 5:09:25 PM No.507863831
>>507862694
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C._I._Scofield
This. Lincoln could have ushered in the age of wonders of the southern gentry had been eliminated.
Anonymous ID: HSK8db4FCanada
6/18/2025, 5:10:29 PM No.507863935
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>>507858909 (OP)
imagine being that deliberately idiotic....fascinating
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6/18/2025, 5:11:35 PM No.507864048
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Anonymous ID: SRmaNVuDGermany
6/18/2025, 5:16:09 PM No.507864525
>>507862574
>Can you name me some Bible-based beliefs that did so?
Essentially all the ones that sprang from handing an IQ80 peasant a translated bible without guidance.
The greatest offender is the idea that you are either completely free or fsin or eternally damned, no inbetween. It gives justification to do absolutely anything to people for the smallest reason as you are saving their souls.
>the Bible is not against capital punishment.
I'm pretty sure burnign eleven year old boys at the stake for touchiugn themselves goes against the spirit, if nothing else.
The problem is that you can justify absolut6ely anything with a strictly literal interpretation of the bible, especially as more than half of it is the old testament which is dedicated to the immensely brutal and unforgiving god of the jews, Yahweh.
The Bible is a highly abstract work filled with mistranslations and amibguity -which is why the faiths created by educated men like Luther or Calvin where functional, while the literal interpretations made by drooling peasant buffoons all resulted in deranged lunacy.
Anonymous ID: YtBI++iqUnited States
6/18/2025, 5:17:09 PM No.507864632
>>507860877
Dumb boomer doesn't even know how to properly light a cigar.
Disgusting and shameful.
Anonymous ID: YtBI++iqUnited States
6/18/2025, 5:18:02 PM No.507864741
>>507862332
A higher percentage of Evangelicals than one would initially suspect are closeted homos compensating for their own natures.
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Anonymous ID: 2SVUsyo0Belgium
6/18/2025, 5:26:40 PM No.507865684
>>507861332
Look I don’t fault you for knowning nothing about the 30 year war and protty fanatics but religion is practic and social first and foremost religious nutjobs are anti social and make society worse henceforth you remove them
Anonymous ID: RMc0yjwvUnited States
6/18/2025, 5:30:06 PM No.507866047
>>507864741
Yep. There is this look that some men have and when they have that look it's hard to tell if they're an evangelical christian or gay. It's most likely both. I mean, they don't call religion school seminary for no reason.
Anonymous ID: Y+8JINTTUnited States
6/18/2025, 5:31:37 PM No.507866211
>>507858909 (OP)
television.
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6/18/2025, 5:35:18 PM No.507866595
>>507860618
>What makes one a religious 'fanatic'?
Chopping the foreskin of your progeny and worshiping sandniggers to the point of sending your children to die for them
Anonymous ID: /Xu0Hp/eUnited States
6/18/2025, 5:35:34 PM No.507866624
Astroturfed by big money, media, and universities. A lot of them are literally CIA cutouts.
Anonymous ID: 4pyHpR9tUnited States
6/18/2025, 5:39:47 PM No.507867092
>>507858909 (OP)
Rockefeller and the Schofield Bible becoming the mandated biblical text for all major seminary schools in America.
Anonymous ID: /lIZxz3DSweden
6/18/2025, 5:44:38 PM No.507867599
>>507860618
>returning
The Davidic kingdom described in the old testament never existed.
It's made up, conjured out of thin air and rampant inferiority complexes by the larping descendants of sheep-shagging hillmen who spent their entire history kowtowing to foreign empires.
>we may be exiles now but let me tell you, back in the day we wuz kangz of da levant, all dem persians and sheeit dey be by-blows of our patriarchs
Anonymous ID: GmhLcm5iUnited States
6/18/2025, 5:46:10 PM No.507867766
>>507858909 (OP)
That's an extremely homosexual face.
Anonymous ID: VyBpvI2NUnited States
6/18/2025, 5:50:13 PM No.507868198
>>507858909 (OP)
Tim and Eric sketch looking face, male brides of christ are beyond parody.