Thread 507859146

Seriously, how does this man constantly keep winning despite getting a relentless amount of shit and acting like a complete douchebag.

>>507859146 (OP)
I don't even know who this is
You aren't important

>>507859146 (OP)
Obsessing about 40 year old Pac-Man records is not political

He was really good on Game of thrones, and I loved him in Elf

>>507859242
No but that's not what this is about, it's about his legal actions.

>>507859146 (OP)
Because the Lord is on his side
God bless Billy and God bless America

>>507859223
You aren't cool enough to know who he is

>>507859146 (OP)
Bump!
Based Billy making the albino aussies seethe.

>>507859146 (OP)

Because retarded coomers like Katl Jobst don't just stick to proven things like calling him a cheater and instead spout blatant defamation about him causing someone to kill themselves.

>>507859146 (OP)
BASED BILLY BTFO ALL SJW SPEEDRUN TRANNIES HAHAHAHAHA
Truly the king of /v/

>>507859242
Dunking on Vegemite niggers using their own legal system is 100% political.

>>507859146 (OP)
Billy is the ultimate chad. He's a winner and losers hate winners. Any game, any genre and you can bet that badass bill will dominate the competition.

>>507861124
What if the game is not having a stupid hairstyle or not looking like a dipshit?

>>507859146 (OP)
all memes aside, is his hot sauce any good?

>>507862702
ive heard it's really good. he had a promo with the discount code "KARL LOST" for 10 percent off, don't know if it's still running. was thinking of trying some myself

>>507861456
He still beats Karl at that game.

>>507859416
His legal actions are not political either

>>507859146 (OP)
GBF

Billy was at Mar A Lago with Trump and Elon a couple months ago. I was hoping he would be named “Gaming Czar” and tasked with running all the troons out.

>>507859223
Quick rundown.
Some albino nigger called Karl Jobst waged a war on Billy Michell over a "fraudulent" Pac-Man world record.
Karl uploaded several vids "destroying Billy" and "debunking his record" to millions of people and mobilized the whole internet against him, with some uploading 4 hour long DEBOONK video.
Later a popular soijak-tier autist speedrun DEBOONKER called Apollo Legend who did the same type videos and got sued for defamation, he later killed himself over unrelated reasons, of which Karl blamed on Billy and sued him to put him in jail.

End of the story. The investigation proved the guy offed himself because of finances and personal issues.
The albino nigger got counter sued for 300k bucks and is now broke and lost most of his followers.

Billy is liked on /v/ because he is the embodiment of >do nothing >win.
Billy BTFO the speedtroon community, he bounced every lawsuit while getting rich in the process.
He won by doing absolutely nothing.

>>507859146 (OP)
>cheater and fraud
>winner
No wonder your 3rd world shithole crumbles around you when you idolize crooks like him.

>>507865778
Hi Karl

>>507865762
You forget "KNOWN CHEATER KARL JOBST" as he has admitted himself he cheated on alot of his speedruns.

Karl is a retard but billy is a sad pathetic cuck that refuses to even demonstrate any proof of his fake record using hacked hardware. Hes all talk and no action and should kill himself.

We love and respect the arcade high score record holder and hot sauce merchant here

His name is Billy and dances in the sand
He sued that tranny from the dusty land

Faggots on /v/ will ban you for Based Billy posting.

>>507861031
How did he even do it?

>>507868446
He told the truth like he always does.

>>507859146 (OP)
Buy a fucking add, Billy.

>>507869374
Go fuck yourself turbo troon

>>507861031
I'm wondering when he's going to sue Youtube!? There's precedence for it = [Google found liable as a publisher of friendlyjordies' YouTube videos, ordered to pay Barilaro $715,000 in damages](https://www.cbp.com.au/insights/publications/google-found-liable-as-a-publisher-of-friendlyjordies-youtube-videos,-ordered-to-pay-barilaro-$715,)

>>507865762
Jobst also got embroiled in a 'leaked discord' cancellation attempt where he and another speedrunner were making /pol/ tier jokes.
The other speedrunner had spent hours of time discussing Jobst's records and diverting traffic to Jobst's channel to get him set up as a youtube personality.
The other speedrunner, Goose, stood his ground and didn't apologize. Jobst threw Goose under the bus and claimed 'we are not friends', and basically ran like a cowardly bitch into the arms of globohomo.

>>507859146 (OP)
this fucking loser is STILL shilling his irrelevant ass? go stand on a bucket

>>507869843
I'll ask him about that.

>>507870076
It's a sign of Vidya Chad's dominance.
He doesn't like to breathe the same air as plebs.

>>507870348
>Vidya Chad
no such thing, fuck off

>>507859146 (OP)
billy's one mistake was not toning down his behavior and waiting to steal the record back until after they finished the documentary and released it. then him and his fag buddies at twin galaxies could award him the record based on his sketchy mame video tape. but no, he couldnt help himself and he will forever be known as a petty cheater. and his harassment of apollo legend is unforgiveable, he is lucky no one has shot him in the face over that.

>>507859146 (OP)
this faggots going to get whats coming for him someday and it'll be glorious

>>507870076
Is he standing on a paint can?

>>507870620
Cope. Apollo cuck was mentally ill like everyone in the speedtranny community.
Billy won

>>507859146 (OP)

Why did he stop doing the Geico Caveman commercials? I loved those!

6'6" chad

>>507859146 (OP)
dam Billy really gets around this website huh

>>507866539
I think Billy Mitchell was undoubtedly a top talent Donkey Kong player of his era—or at the very least, the best at making himself appear to be the best. But in the modern era, it also seems like he's the OG when it comes to 'pen-testing' truth-keeping databases. So maybe it's time we all bow down to the lessons he teaches us in pushing the boundaries of record-keeping!

>>507859146 (OP)
He lost his case against that TV show. He also has money from his parents to pay for endless lawsuits. He didn't get the first perfect Pac-Man, Namco did NOT award him "Player of the Century" or whatever, and he is not even in the top 10 best Donkey players anymore. Oh and his King of Kong VHS was from MAME lol

He's such a Silly Bitchell.

Jews can't stop winning

>>507870620
>>507870688
>>507871104

I see someone has posted this thread to the Reddit faggots. Seething because Billy is going to spend their money on strippers and steaks.

>>507859146 (OP)
no idea who that is but he looks very scottish

>>507870688
Maybe an arcade machine will fall on him.

>>507866246
the difference being that karl indeed admitted it not long after he made those records, and deleted all his cheated runs, which there were one or two

>>507870741
yep, dude is so insecure he needs to pretend he's above others

>>507871549
“Vidya Player of the Century”
Right there on stage getting the award from NAMCO.

You’re just mad because they rolled out all that tight jap pussy for him.
Yes, he fucked them all.

>>507872027
>plaque of a random mail

My goat would never cheat. That's liberal propaganda.

>>507872027
Namco has confirmed that they never gave him any such named award. And when asked in court for proof, he showed a tiny low-res pic that proved nothing. He also claims he can't find the actual award and then gave a complicated and convoluted explanation of who had it, where it was sent to, bottom line, he can't prove it and Namco says they have no idea what he's talking about.

>>507872316
The mental gymnastics you must go through.

^The above pic is a plaque that Billy made for himself that he brought to that meeting. No one knows what the inscription says unless they take Billy's word for it.

>>507859146 (OP)

We watched King of Kong in my Contemporary Cinema class and it was unadulterated kino.

>>507869991
Jobst didn’t actually post /pol/ tier shit there. The worst that the trannies tried to put on him was his confusion about Americans and saying the word nigger in private or something.

The speedtrannies threw everything they had to have goose removed so don’t blame him for staying away

>>507872506
>take Billy's word for it.
that's the entire premise, you have to take the word of a confirmed liar, I wonder why pajeets need to shill this retard so much, I guess those 10 rupes per post must be valuable

>>507872463
Nigger, did you read? It doesn't say what he claims it says and he can't even produce it, or so he says. His official story is that his precious whatsomacallit, is missing. That egomaniac would never misplace something like that and the reason why the pics of it that exist are low-res is to hide what it actually says.

>>507872621
They thrall to evil destructive power. Make sense now? They worship death.

>>507872027
billy fucked all of them

>>507865762
Good rundown.
A few more details:
Billy got famous for being the "villain" of a Donkey Kong documentary called King of Kong.
Jobst kinda piggybacked off of this, and kinda appears to be a woketard whenever pressed on anything like pronouns.

>>507872506
>He whittled up a Namco plaque to bring on a Namco stage, with the Namco CEO, surrounded by Namco pussy, where he was being honored by Namco!

>>507872820
It's a shitty rundown and not even about the correct game.

>>507859146 (OP)
I m not very fond of him.

>>507859146 (OP)
Is this the guy who is the greatest gamer ever? I don't know much about him but I know he gets tons of prime asian pussy and albinos absolutely hate him.

>>507872800
Fucking right he did.
Blew that shit all out.

>>507872963
Go ask Namco or go see what they had to say. They never made such an award and never awarded him such. He did make that for himself and he will never show high-res pics of it or produce it ever again because that would confirm he lied, again.

>>507872981
Billy seems to be more proud of his Pacman record than Donkey Kong. I'm sure Jobst has gone after him for both.

>>507865762
>he later killed himself over unrelated reasons
financial struggles that were partly due to billy abusing the legal system. but couldnt be proved he wholly did it

>>507872820
The sad part here is that this shit is so expensive the albino has to pay like what half a million dollars for his shitty lawyers and he to pay bill and his legal team too. All for what? Looking at cat memes.

>>507859146 (OP)
I think underneath the huge ego and litigiousness/greed, he is legit a relatively normal guy with normal life experience that likes arcade games. Meanwhile, a majority of his detractors are Internet addicted autistic trannies that do nothing all day except seethe on the Internet all day about shit they're pretending to care about, including arcade game scores. They're literally gobsmacked that they're faggot Internet drama bullshit has zero impact on real life because the Internet is real life for them. I feel bad for Steve and can get a good laugh at the Regular Show lolsuit but the rest of those losers should go jump off a bridge already.

>>507859146 (OP)
Miscegenators btfo.

>>507873311
*their
Sorry

>>507872027
GAMER OF THE CENTURY SAAAR

>>507873249
His Pac-Man record is nothing to be proud of because he faked that too. Someone else got it first, then later Billy outright failed and then immediately lied. His points were below the threshold, but he yells "PERFECT!" and his Boomer minions eat it up. This is documented on video on youtube.

>>507866246
Didn't he do that to prove how easy it was.

>>507873147
So... going off your theory: He hired an entire stage of Japanese people to hand him an award for one low-res pic in the 80's/90's?
Or more likely... Namco's tranny American office is trying to distance themselves from a chudlord.

>>507873147
Namco CEO has his fucking hand on the thing. Literally handing to him on stage in front of media. SURROUNDED BY NAMCO JAP PUSSY.

don't know about the drama but he seems to be a patriot to me

>>507859146 (OP)
>Seriously, how does this man constantly keep winning despite getting a relentless amount of shit and acting like a complete douchebag
Its what winners do, they dont look back. Just keep chasing the next win. Losers lose and winners win. Its a mind set bums cant grasp.

>>507868446
Abusing the fact that the Australian legal system let's Americans fuck up Australians while not being under the same law.

Australian law protects foreigners more than locals.

>>507873610
Vidya Chad OG

>>507873610
it's his schtick, pretend to be nice outside and be a massive douchebag liar manipulator behind closed doors, you know, kinda like a jew

>>507873311
>he is legit a relatively normal guy with normal life experience
The guy grew up rich and was spoiled beyond belief so he could be fostered into the narcissistic gas-lighting monster that he is. His parents own a chain of restaurants with enough money for TV commercials-that is Billy's chief income, aside from frivolous lawsuits, again bankrolled by mommy and daddy.

>>507873631
>abusing
He sued for slander and won, nigger, what did he abuse?

>>507873631
Plenty of foreign people, including "people" from your faggot island, constantly harass US citizens using our shitty DMCA law, so I don't wanna hear it.

>>507873556
That is not what happened. Show a close-up of the text on it. Proptip: You can't.

>>507873536
No, they did meet him and were happy that he's good at Pac-Man, but they gave him no such "Player of the Century" award-that is from Namco.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PySD_FiEl5c

Seethe for me, billysisters

>>507873958
He’s on stage receiving it from the Namco CEO. SURROUNDED BY NAMCO JAP PUSSY.

>>507873834
My point was more that he has real life experience and knows how to deal with people compared to your average speedtrooner sped. You complaining about him being rich is borderline non sequitur, I never claimed he was some inspirational self made man.

>>507874220
2/10 you're trying too hard

The boomer equivalent of those Chinese kids who can make pyramids out of solo cups and restack them in under a second.

>>507873834
It's easy to have a new restaurant be successful for a year or two. Keeping a restaurant afloat is actually a lot of work. He has taken over and maintained the success. There are countless restaurants that fold and cannot keep it up.
You "nepo-baby" whiney dorks don't realize that's how the world worked for centuries. A farmer's son would learn how to farm from his father. A blacksmith's son would learn from his father. Fatherless mindset to cry about a parent working with their children.

>>507874282
>My point was more that he has real life experience and knows how to deal with people compared to your average speedtrooner sped.
That's a very low bar, but ok I can agree with that.

>You complaining about him being rich
I don't care that he is rich because his parents share their fortune with him as more parents should, but I do have a problem with using that money to wrongfully sue people.


>I never claimed he was some inspirational self made man.
Well don't take it personally, I just want the record on that melodramatic fagnut to be as clear as possible.
Imagine going to COURT....over video game scores.

>>507874637
worse, he's proto-speed tranny

>>507874638
>It's easy to have a new restaurant be successful for a year or two. Keeping a restaurant afloat is actually a lot of work
That is all true, but that was built long before stopped getting acne.
>>507874638
>You "nepo-baby" whiney dorks don't realize that's how the world worked for centuries. A farmer's son would learn how to farm from his father. A blacksmith's son would learn from his father. Fatherless mindset to cry about a parent working with their children.

I actually agree with you, but when that privilege is abused, it makes him a douche. Yes, he's got power because of his parents and he's abusing it.

>>507874215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSJYrhAFlx0

>>507859146 (OP)
What a faggot.
Oh and guy in picrel is a faggot too.
Herbs

>>507874949
I'm saying anybody can open a restaurant for two years keep it afloat off of novelty-value, curiosity, new furnishing etc.
Maintaining is another skillset. Billy has it. He in theory could have done well without his parents' help and started another industry. But because he chose not to he gets shit on by libtards who are waiting on the govt. to cut them a check of someone else's tax money.

>>507875193
The fact that this autistic speedrunning community turns on karl for some bullshit is actually quite telling.

>>507875193
>The albino
Get something new billysister, are you going to ride on the albino speedtranny popularity for how long?

>>507875452
I know all that.

>He in theory could have done well without his parents' help
Right, just like how I, in theory, can create time travel and go back to 1982 and smash prime Erin Gray pussy.
If you know anything about people at all, anon, then you'll know that Billy Mitchell is a failure of every intellectually honest level. He's a conman. A fraudster. A shill. A monster. An attention whore. A narcissist. And more.

*on every^^

>>507859146 (OP)
His opponents are tranny nerds while he's a successful businessman with a loving family

>>507859146 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Dexter

>>507859146 (OP)
No clue who that is but old men with dyed hair are so embarrassing. Just this geriatric face staring out at you under a Bon Jovi-esque coif.

>>507876040
>he's a nepobaby with a family
feel free to post proof of the rest you implied

>>507876261
This worries me slightly since my hair is barely turning gray and at my age people assume I dye my hair, but I don't and won't.

>>507876352
Proof that he has a successful small business and a family? It takes about 5 seconds to find that.
Now post proof that he's a nepobaby. Does his dad work at nintendo, tranny?

>barstool sports
All of a sudden I like him a lot less if he's patronizing that kike faggot's shitty bars.

>>507860633
>>507865762
King Billy is on the /pol/ King's round-table

>Youtuber drama taken to court
>Ruthless roasting on X
Modern entertainment doesn't really get better than this, and Billy looks like vertically overgrown Tyrion Lannister.

>>507876585
Who has time and money for bars anymore? Oh right, rich nepo babies.

People who cheat at a game and then try to use it as proof of their skill have some of the saddest loser energy you can find. It's like piling patheticness on top of more patheticness.

Did he actually win though?
Spent a bunch of money to sue someone overseas who just could go bankrupt and be protected by his countries law
Dude is never going to collect anything
The same would happen in reverse if Billy lost the case and had to pay damages

>>507876536
if it's so easy prove it then, faggot

>>507873249
he's the pac of man

what video game does I should be playing?

>>507876816
They remind me of the idiots who give whores money for feet pics.
>*girl texts emote*
>look my girlfriend loves me!
Same energy.

>>507876840
Bankruptcy does not absolve you of court obligations or the incredible shame of getting btfo by the guy who's basically Hitler for your tranny hugbox

>>507876709
>Billy looks like vertically overgrown Tyrion Lannister.
Holy fucking shit...
I knew that nigger looked like somebody but I couldn't quite place it

>>507877075
Aero Fighters AKA Sonic Wings

>>507859146 (OP)
It helps when your opponent is a crazy person

>>507876948
>Mitchell has three children and lives with his wife in Weston, Florida.
>Mitchell's family owns the Rickey's restaurants in Hollywood, Florida, and Pembroke Pines, Florida, and he sells Rickey's World Famous Hot Sauce
Wow that was so hard
Now prove that he's a nepobaby, tranny

>>507859146 (OP)
fuck off to the my little pony board or where you incels herd

>>507877251
He was given those businesses by his parents. It's Rickey's Hot Sauce, not Billy's Hot Sauce.

>>507877251
>his family
thanks for proving he's a nepobaby

>>507875464
Karl is a massive cunt and a complete retard, he talks about planning to commit fraud publicly after losing a trial for slander, the slander being crying crocodile tears after some tranny he didn't even know acked himself and blamed Billy Mitchell for it.

>>507877251
>>507877191
>>507877137
>>507877075
>>507877106

Tranny speed-runners hate him because Billy represents peak 80's America, white, patriotic and Christian. Karl's wife is rumored to be implicated in illegally moving his money around to not pay Billy. I hope Karl and his pan faced wife do a stint in the cage

>>507862702
It is actually good. If you can find it outside Florida, try it.

>>507862702
> hot sauce shilling right off the bat
very organic, billy

>>507877532
>Karl is a massive cunt and a complete retard, he talks about planning to commit fraud publicly
So he is openly suggesting that he will flee Australia to avoid paying? BASED. Not based for blabbing, but I'd never pay that filthy pig Mitchell a thin dime.

>>507877567
You know hot sauces are nearly all the same, yeah? Pretty sure a blind taste test with a random brand and his family's sauce would result in a statistical dead heat. ha see what I did there?

>>507878428
Siracha sauce is iconic tho.

>>507878624
It's overrated to hell and back.

>>507859146 (OP)
He doesn't you fucking idiot, he loses every single other case he brings up, he just managed to find a total fucking turbo-autist who beloved his own bullshit even more than Billy does

>>507877465
he helped make the business successful. its a family business but he played a key role in its success, primarily through creating the in-house hot sauce they use.

>>507879137
Your post is the first claim of Billy having any hand in making the sauce.

>>507878428
His is four ingredients. No xantham gum. No vegetable oil.

>>507859146 (OP)
he knows how to play the game

>>507878897
The speedtroon lied. Imagine my shock.
If he had been telling the truth for the basis for going to court being the red joystick;etc, he would have beaten Hairplugs McCheater.

>>507871207
Yeah when he stands on a paint can like here
>>507870076

>>507879461
Is that supposed to impress me? Pretty sure I can create a hot sauce that is equally as good if not better.

>>507878428
>t. can't take the heat and therefore thinks they all taste the same

>>507859146 (OP)
Why are Jews pushing this lower so much?

>>507880324
*loser

>>507874215
2 more weeks
Make another 5 hour long DEBOONK video
it will sure work this time, sister!

>>507880310
I routinely eat the real stuff from Mexicans who I am pretty sure are illegals. You can't do what I do. My breath probably can melt steel beams.

>>507873878
The Australian legal system

>>507880692
>no argument
okay pajeet

>>507878708
said noone ever.

>>507881571
It's "no one", anon.

>>507881700
Whatever, tro on.

>>507859146 (OP)
Because the US currently has a compromised president at the helm.

It will be 4 more years of Billy and people like Billy winning. The bad guys won. Ukraine lost. You won't do shit.

>>507881788
lol faggot.

>>507881862
It's fag got, tran ny.

>>507859146 (OP)
Ricemixers on suicide watch

>>507881941
>anons immediately puts out a sequel
Eh, not the same as the original. Didn't laugh this time. One star out of five.

>>507859146 (OP)
Ironically it's related to Trump.
The US media has implied it's okay to irrationally hate and spread malicious rumors about Trump.
The US media also rarely covers how Trump often sues for defamation against these outlets, and wins.
The average person therefore now thinks defamation is completely legal.

Billy is a cheater with a shit reputation, yes.
Speedrun trannies got caught up in crafting a blatantly fake rumor, the way the news doubles down on fake Trump rumors.
Like Trump, Billy sued and won easily.

>>507882265
At least you laughed the first time, anon. I thought it hilarious, so I had no choice but send it, despite it being unnecessarily insulting. No hard feelings, man.

>>507871831
That's no difference at all. It's like when bitches say they "only did porn a couple of times". Whores a whore.

>>507882828
It's cool, man. Feeling's mutual.

>>507859146 (OP)
Destiny and karma. What belongs to a person will never depart that person.

>>507865762
didn't apollo legend start the whole thing?

Hows that ass feel, Karlsisters? Ricky's hot sauce can help defer the pain.

>>507885017
the karma of being an eternal champion and a winner?

>karl JOBSt
>jobs
pottery

>>507885130
>Hello, you anusends.

>>507879739
Do it. Put a clover on the bottle so we know it's you. I'll buy it and do a taste test in /ck/.

>>507879739
you should go for it. there's clearly a market for it if he sells his sauce 15 dollars a bottle

>>507885590
>Put a clover on the bottle
>Seany O'Fucker's Good Luck Sauce!

>>507859146 (OP)
>Was born in the same city I was born in
If only I had his skills as well.

>>507862702
I tried it, it's alright. Quite garlicy, which is its most unique and enjoyable aspect.

>>507882311
Reading the court transcripts is even funnier. You can tell the judge had it up to here with Karl’s bullshit even partway through because, surprise, boomer judges don’t give a shit about 35 year old video game records but they do very much care about somebody lying in a way that materially affects someone else’s career, and Karl’s “defense” included moist critical (another dramatuber faggot if you didn’t already know) leaning into a camera and making fart noises therefore billy bad
Remember: the actual defamation claim was that Karl blaming Billy for Apollolegend roping caused Billy to lose speaking engagements. This got completely lost in the noise because Karl’s defense was that doesn’t matter because HE CHEATED AT A GAME and that’s the worst sin imaginable. Imagine explaining this to somebody whose entire knowledge of video games is “that Mario guy’s kinda cool, and my kid seems to like playing it.” It was obvious from the start what the outcome would be

>>507885710
I think the wiser thing to do in my case is to do what I'm doing, but maybe later parlay that notoriety into a situation where someone will ask themselves " do I want to try their sauce?" and hopefully they and others do.
Gotta be serious, I never put any thought at all into going into any food or beverage type of business and my state sucks for business so, this will be a long down the road plan.
It can still happen inside five years, but if not inside that, then never if you want honesty.

If I made some right now I wouldn't want to deal with this website that directly, no offense.

The thing I love most about Billy is the seethe he generates. Billy derangement syndrome is every bit as real as TDS.

>>507859146 (OP)
>keeps winning
>lost against funny TV show
Get fucked.

Billy was there from the very beginning, competing and mastering his skill. Being an ambassador to all things gaming. Breaking record after record. Decade after decade, reaping sweet rewards such as an Asian pussy buffet and a big titty Latina wife.

Billy is the Vidya Player of the Century.
Billy is the King of Kong.
Billy is Vidya Chad.

>>507887434
LMAO no.

>>507886480
yeah, not because you keep spamming his retarded mug over several boards to shill his hot sauce, totally unrelated

>>507887955
Which hot sauce annoys you the most?

>>507885590
Bro he's just gonna cum in it if you do that

>>507889340
>billyjeets have no reading comprehension
shocking

>>507859146 (OP)
he probably joined some greek kid rapist fraternity cult and pays his monthly membership fees

>>507889340
>shitty little bottle of sauce
>$14.99
goated