How do I become a Muslim? Do I have to learn Arabic?

>>507865328 (OP)
Arabic is too hard to learn

>>507865328 (OP)
lmao

first, take a ball peen hammer to your frontal lobe
this is important, as it will enable you to lose critical thinking skills needed to see islam as one of the fakest and gayest of all existing religions
>denies historical evidence
>makes retarded claims
>fails to live up to even its own claims using its own internal logic
>is literally just a martial arab ethnoreligion

>>507865328 (OP)
They don’t accept gay people or troons, so you’re out

>>507865736
what?

>>507865718

guys


what????????????

Does being a Muslim help you land a good gig in Saudi Arabia or Dubai?

>>507866147
you mean to tell me
>what
that a muzlime
>what
has to leave his wife wallahi
>what
if the pbuhe sees her and she gives hime a boner of allahs?
>what
but i've been told so often
>what
that muzlimes are like the only BeoBele
>what
who arent'e Guckseee barraddarr
>what????????????????

Yes

>>507866345
yes barraddarr

>>507865328 (OP)
The first step is HRT

>>507865328 (OP)
Nah, a lobotomy is all it takes.

>>507865328 (OP)
First step is to recognize Muhammad as the only begotten son of God and accept him into your life as Lord and Savior.

>>507865328 (OP)
First you have to be retarded and believe in magic.

>>507866558
lol

>>507865328 (OP)
Just recite the shahada

>>507866689
what's a retarded muzshit doing in the croatia of the dog kuffar?

>>507865328 (OP)
find some muslims, tell them you want to revert right now. say the shada with them and you're in. if you change your mind at any point they will help to threaten your life and thereby guide on the path to submission.

>>507866791
Knowing about the shahada doesnt make me a muslim. I dont believe in anything

>>507865328 (OP)
Awesome, congratulations. This can be a confusing decision but I will give you help understanding. The truest form of Islam is Ahmadiyya Islam. Google Ahmadiyya Muslim Jama'at (AMJ) brother, and welcome to the family.

>>507866455
>barraddarr
Is that your way of saying "broski", abi?

>>507865328 (OP)
They say you do it just by repeating a short sentence. And then they say you cannot quit, on pain of death.

But before you do that I'd recommend you learn Arabic and read their literature, certainly the Quran, for yourself in Arabic. Don't trust translations. Otherwise you do not know what you are signing up for.

If you cannot do that first, I would not risk it.

Sunni and Shia are dogs and pigs. The Ahmadiyya Muslim Jama'at (AMJ) is the only True Islam. Mohammed was not Allah's final Prophet there was another.

>>507865328 (OP)
>Do I have to learn Arabic?
No, you can probably just keep being a sodomite and find a place among them.

>>507865599
How about Hebrew?

>>507867518
It is true. One struggle, one fight. Palestine and Trans rights.

>>507867606
>One struggle, one fight. Palestine and Trans rights.
Catchy!
Do they use that at riots?

>>507865328 (OP)

Sunni and Shia have corrupted the Koran. Modern scholars don't even know what many of the words used mean-- almost like they were gibberish from an illiterate peasant. Luckily there was a more worthy messenger sent. Look to Ahmadiyya Muslim Jama'at (AMJ) anon it is the only Islam for truthseekers.

>>507866915
what do you think about propet mohammed phub?

>>507867223
yes barraddarr

>>507865328 (OP)
>How do I become a Muslim?
Read the Quran.

>Do I have to learn Arabic?
Yes.

The two countries with the most Muslims dont speak Arabic.

>>507865328 (OP)
KYS with bleach

>>507867797
asssalaaaaaaaaaam barraddarr

your allahthoughse on thesese?
>>507865713
>>507866147

>>507867857

>>507868034
why? it's a booke right? why can't i readse a Dranslationse barraddarr?

>>507867703
They do in England Alhamdulillah. Understand as a Muslim I would like to see faggots thrown off roofs but trans are completely different. They are children of Allah and must be transitioned. Iran understands this and the trend is catching in arab countries too.

>>507868274
>Understand as a Muslim I would like to see faggots thrown off roofs but trans are completely different.

Y'all need Jesus...bad.

>>507868274
why would you like to see faggalinis get thrown off roofs barraddarr

is that what allahs said about the faggeli?????

>>507865328 (OP)
You are a poor shitskin. You're already one :)

I am ready to do Islamic things if it gets my high paying jobs in Dubai. Do I go to mosques for schmoozing? What are some the largest English speaking mosques in Dubai?

>>507868610
look, dummy, you're not going to be given a single thing as an abdul

the only people who get the big bucks in KSA and dubai are EDUCATED WHITE people who would CONVERT to shitslam

that's it

you silly muzlime

>>507868755
Weird fuckin tone shit. Are you ok?

>>507868949
yes, i was getting the vapors and then allah sent me a dish of shish kebabe and now i have the sexualse strengthe of 40 mens

>>507868493
Birdie mommas sometimes need to throw their little birdie babies out of the nest so they can fly. Throwing faggots off roofs is kind of like that helping them to be more moral. As they fall they think was cockmeat worth this? and they grow a little Alhamdulillah.

Post your experience here if you pulled off successful islamification for a good job and connections.

>>507869069
Don't forget to take your meds tonight.

>>507869069
Eat goat testicle and you will have the cock strength of Mohammed (pbuh) himself alhamdulillah

>>507869140
all of that retarded shit you just typed is all well and good

but it is allah who said just insult them and beat them with sandals

where did you get this chuck em off the roof business?

allahjudgment is not good enough for you barraddarr?

>>507869185
Synagogue is across the street confused anon. Islam can get you multiple wives and tea boys for sexual release.

>>507869245
excuse me?

>>507865328 (OP)
Turn your brain off, and whatever you do, do not study the early history of islam outside of islamic sources. And do NOT read the Qur'an for yourself, always rely on other people to tell you what it means.

>>507869312
Have you been living under a rock? Your neighbors ISIS were known to commit such atrocities. Truly an inspiration for 4chin trannies.

>>507869312
Why SHOULDNT gays be thrown off roofs? Either you accept you are trans and transition or you get some birdie momma love.

>>507869478
You're excused.

>>507869486
hon hon hon

your frog wiles wont'e work on him, metthieu, he will be a good muzlime porkhamcadillacs

and put that cigarette out, huh?

is haramé

>>507867223
he constantly comes on this board to seethe about islam and spells shit all wrong for some reason idk if the roach thinks its funny or something but its just really annoying and repellant

>>507869581
>>507869587

let me allahderstand this as clear as you can possibly make it

you are telling me

that allah and his masingire DON'T knowe bess?

and it is the isise may allah etc etc who knowe bess?

awoozoobilliardse

you are mushrikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeene

murtade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO the christcuck with the turk flag is seething like a tranny over islam again
Hey christcuck faggot you worship a jeeeeeeeeeeew LMAO

>>507869854
get out idiot this is my thread now

>>507869942

>>507865328 (OP)
Just say this senpai:
>"I bear witness that there is no god but God (Allah), and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah."
You have to be 100% honest tho. Would recommend reading the Quran too. No you don't need to learn Arabic.

Become secretly homosexual
marry your female cousin anyway (only if under 10yo)
Shoot your dog
Grow a unibrow

Ez

>>507865328 (OP)
Pic related.

>>507870027
seethe more christcuck faggot
Pray to rabbi to forgive you for eating cocks LMAO

>>507869904
Dude, I dont know. Nor do I really care. I am here to take up the mantle of Islam and land a real good gig. Otherwise, I am open to becoming a Chinaman.

>>507869854
to be fair he does have to live in Turkey. you'd probably want to bitch about muslims if you lived there

>>507869854
I know we had an awesome Islamic proselytization thread going (what pol is all about) and this asshole is ruining it with his lack of decorum. Go to https://www.amjinternational.org/ if you wish to embrace Truth and convert to Islam.

>>507870066
it wont'e workse if you are only %80 Bercentse honeste barraddarr?

wha bout
you are at 85 Bercents --- let me finishe

WITH your index fingere Bointinge upe?

>>507869942
And Allah is a Jewish God. Whats your point?

>>507870166
?????????????????????

>>507865328 (OP)
You just have to repeat a sentence

>>507865328 (OP)
Just fuck a goat and marry a few kids.. they’ll accept you then.

>>507870232
you'll make a good muzlime

porkhamcadillacse

>>507870066
Yeah bro just say some magic words. Following Allah takes effort. Start reading here and let your lies fall away like dust. https://www.amjinternational.org/

>>507870238
Turkey is relatively less religious than Murica all things considered. Not sure what Canuckistan is like.

>>507870383
>and allahs is a jewishe gode

source?

>>507865599
I can try anyway. I heard that it's actually multiple languages but everyone uses classical Arabic as a sort of bridge language between the modern variants.

>>507865713
I don't think I can grow a beard. Is it over for me?

>>507865328 (OP)
Get away from here and ask Deepseek, he will guide you

>>507870544
>second post by this id
what do you think about these Bosts barraddar??
>>507865713
>>507866147

>>507870383
My point is yeshush on the stick is some random jew
>>507870422
christjew faggot you worship a jew HAHAHAHAHA

>>507870544
You need to make plans to move to an Islamic country. You are new in the faith so you need to live in real Islam. It takes very mature Muslims to immigrate to the west to bring jihad without being corrupted. Go spend some time in the levant and soak up the culture and peacefulness.

>>507870606
well, this is their allah,

do NOT put two and two together about the beardless young boy thing

this is harame

>>507865718
Islam seems to be the only major religion which takes its rules and teachings seriously and has a rigid structure of what to do and what not to do. And it's also the least commodified and corrupted by consumerism. The entire premise of Christianity by comparison is "sin all you want bro just believe in Jesus and accept his sacrifice and repent for your sins."
It's like a get out of jail free card. Doesn't make much sense to me.

>>507870756
???????????????????????????

>>507865328 (OP)
Read aloud the following: "I bear witness that there is no god but Allah, and I bear witness that Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah."
That's it, you're muslim now

>>507870756
Mohammed brought you to the God of the Jews. This attack is one of the most ignorant and hypocritical things that fake muslims do. You worship a Jewish God or you are not Muslim. You reject a core tenet of Islam just because you want to insult Christians. Allah's judgement will be upon you.

>>507870908
why do you worship a jew???????????????????????
why is he dead and naked???????????????????????
very jewish and gay???????????????????????

>>507870530
depends where in Turkey but you hear the azan pretty much everywhere you go, as you will know. i always found it to be a very religious country and more overtly so that the US in many ways. Canada doesn't compare to either outside of some very small areas where you see billboards against abortion and stuff like that, but thats maybe a couple highways in Alberta.

>>507870840
interesting
interesting

what do you think about this?

Edit: where did he go???????????????????????????

>>507870840
>Islam seems to be the only major religion which takes its rules and teachings seriously
Yes brother that is why arab countries are so strong and sought out by immigrants. There is no corruption or crime in arab countries because only muslims take their beliefs seriously. Go to https://www.amjinternational.org/ to learn more.

>>507870951
fuck off retard
this cucked guy called yeshush is no where to be found in the Quran. Our guy is called Isa and he wasn't humiliated and killed like some jew

>>507870999
???????????????????????????????

>>507865328 (OP)
Say the following worlds 3 times
>alamdulilah
>inshallah
>mashallah
>ehm... allah ackbar
Congratulations you're a muslim. Now gibe me your foreskin >:(

>>507870079
>Haha doodoo head
>iFunny
WHEW

All the top euro nationalists become Muslim eventually

>>507870840
>Doesn't make much sense to me.
because thats not how the Gospel is rightly taught at all. if anyone actually teaches that, and its not just an impression youve gotten from some people who dont know what they are talking about, then they are in gross, gross, error. That idea is explicitly taught against in the NT.

>>507870999
Praise Jenus and the Holy Sprite

>>507870930
what's a retarded muzshit doing in muh the great satan?

you don't know how you're kafire now barraddarr??????????

>>507870999
You insult Islam. Aren't there some real Muslims around who can take a power drill to you until you stop threatening your eternal soul?

>>507870805
Do you need help? You cant stay in character worth a shit. Not to mention your character needs major fuckin improvement.

>>507871347
leave the thread qutham

>>507871195
Don't ever (you) me again kuffar. Allah = Yahweh = Jewish God

>>507870498
I will review this but also I will look into the majority denominations.

>>507871326
What's a christcuck doing in Turkshit?

>>507871329
in Bakistane?

no, it's baccha bazi hour

>>507870840
It's the opposite.
>"Go now, and sin no more"
Now that "sin all you want" attitude might be what the average bible-verse-tatted-on-my-arm "Christian" believes but that's not what Catholicism or Orthodoxy teach, and they are the only two worth considering if you choose to believe that Christianity is true since they are the only two that adhere to the rules that exist.

Islam actually takes its rules too seriously. Its rules are less theological and more legalistic, to do with ritual and worldly affairs. Less about the spirit of the law and more about the letter of the law. I agree, Christendom could be stronger. But Christians do take their rules and teachings seriously. Those that don't are not Christians, just as those who don't take Islamic teaching seriously are not Muslims.

>>507870999
that sure sounds like you honor and respect the Prophet Isa. Know your hadith teaching and you'll see that everyone will be judged as a sinner apart from Him.

>>507871464
lol

no

allah is a special given name

the retarded pedophile couldn't steal the name of the God of the jews because they never uttered it

and the christians say Lord

it's that simple

>>507871347
How many CHECHEN BVLLS do you think you could sexually satisfy? When its done you'll get all the professional and financial uplift you want.

>>507871494
are you on vacation?

>>507871631
>God of the jews
Yep it's a Christurd lmao. Praise the Holy Sprite aaaaamen

>>507871485
Thank you for your reply. Honest inquiry is all I ask. Have you ever visited a Muslim country?

>>507871454
Imma stay here and laugh at your efforts. Nah. I am bored. Bye.

>>507871700
praise Jebus the T-posing god

>>507871733
are you in romania now because you're afraid of the missiles or because you're on vacation?

>>507866362
Based Stone Cold promo

>>507871789
lmao

the raddest abdule from kazakstaine ever

>>507871733
Islam is an update of Judaism but the God is the same. This is indisputable. Why do Muslims insult Christians for worshipping a jewish deity when they 100% do the same thing? The AMJ Islam community does not do this hypocricy.

>>507871847
Do you think every Romanian is an Orthodox cadaver kisser? Oh you don't even know what I'm talking about Turkroach.

>>507872039
Please be respectful you are acting like a gypsy. Nobody likes gypsies.

>>507872039
but you are a jew though

don't you remember

you used to namegay as i support gay sex?

wow good thing i'm here or else these muzshits would have welcomed you into their disGourdseee barraddarr

>>507865328 (OP)
>How do I become a Muslim?
Just say that there is no god but Allah and Muhammad is his profit and wallah you're a muslim.
>Do I have to learn Arabic?
Nope. You don't have to know or do anything.

>>507871124
The sacrifice part in Christianity is what doesn't make sense to me moreso than the repenting and asking for forgiveness part. What was the plan had Jesus not been sacrificed? And is Jesus' divinity not in contradiction to monotheism? The concept of the trinity is an attempt to explain this but I don't see the concept of the trinity actually spelled out in the Bible. I think that an omniscient being can sense sincerity, so those just using repenting as a sin loophole would probably not be forgiven. But the story of Jesus Christ and how his crucifixion was supposedly a sacrifice for our sins, I just don't see how that works really.

>>507872011
Yeah if you're mooslim you have to worship the Holy Sprite and the T-poser kike lmao.... OR ELSE!

>>507872166
isssssssleeeeeeeeme is so ieasy barraddarr

why arent'e more BeoBele wantingeee to join subwayhamsgalore?????????????????

Do Christians have to learn biblical Greek? Wait, why don't they?

>>507872232
Do you use inhalants? I cannot extract a coherent logical assertion from your retarded vomit. Are you ok? Are you a Sunni faggot or something?

>>507871757
Not yet. International travel is expensive but I intend to travel to one in the future.

Hard to believe the "religion" still exists after Christopher Hitchens has pretty much said everything there is to say about their sick beliefs.

Blame the mudslime apologists in the West, who are probably paid to defend them since they are oil connections and cheap labor.

>>507872385
he's a bot with a VPN.

>>507872150
kek, you're a protesturd most likely the Orthodox don't even consider you Christian to begin with, just the spawn of Satan
come join the true religion so you can kiss cadavers and worship corpses with our old folk

>>507872207
so, it WASN'T muh the sin being forgiven willy nilly part after all

because that's literally the only thing you said when you had to exe-Blain why

before i showed you how satan i mean mohampedo i mean allah tells you he'll wipe you out to replace you with sinners if you don't sin

you stupid pedophile worshipping imbecile

your taqiyya thread is over

go home and potty train your wives

>>507872504
Most religions are kiked.

allah = god of abraham = jewish god

sunni and shia retards are so ignorant that they condemn others for doing what they do themselves. hypocrites and ghouls.

>>507872385
>Are you a Sunni
I'm a Cunni lover

>>507871523
>Islam actually takes its rules too seriously. Its rules are less theological and more legalistic, to do with ritual and worldly affairs
So true. Who gives a shit about worldly affairs fellow goyim

>>507865328 (OP)
You have to be retarded.
It's one of the five pillars.

>>507865328 (OP)
no, because 90% of muslims are not arabs. And most of them don't know arabic or know what the quran is saying. Just memorize the quran, and what to say for prayers. Then participate in ramadan and eid. That's all.

>>507872644
ajajaj

>>507872741
lmao
>>507871124

>>507872444
I would make this your top priority. Islam is not a compartmentalized system it is total. There is NO seperation of church and state because the state is the church. If you grew up in America you need to deprogram and the fastest and best way to do that is in a Muslim country. The expat Muslim communities have LOTS of problems just ask any Muslim living in actual Islam in an actual Muslim state. I used to live in Egypt btw.

>>507872207
It wasn't a sacrifice. Sacrifice entails loss by definition. Jesus can respawn at will. End of story

>the Turkish flag in this thread
Pic related.

Hide all schizophrenic Turk threads

>>507872741
Muhammad literally makes sure to tell us how many times to shake our dicks after pissing. Like a good father he is there to instruct us on just about everything.

>>507872753
>just memorize hurka
>participate in durka
>and mcmurfa
>gharfa herpe vharfa

bro bro

bro

bro issssssssleeeeeeeme makes so muchs sensse???????????????

>>507872933
ah

and this???????????????

>>507873027
Based. If thou shake too much it's called masterbation

>>507872974
lmao

>>507872892
This is the same jewish logic that says raping a toddler is not a crime because the hymen grows back. Where was the suffering? Please go away and stop trying to corrupt Islam, rabbi.

>>507873176
leave the thread you stupid idiot

no one cares about what you have to say you dumb idiot

you're a morane

>>507865328 (OP)
step one: be retarded
step two: acknowledge a 7th century Arabic pedophile is your perfect example of humanity
step three: follow what aforementioned pedophile tells you to do n because you passed step one
??????
profit

>>507872892
lmao

>>507865328 (OP)
Yes, Learn Iqra my nigga

>>507872892
It's like a gay anime where you think the protagonist "died" but then came back via asspull. Like Naruto for example lmao.

>>507865328 (OP)
since when do muslims know arabic?
no you just need to mutilate your dick like a kike and say salah 5 times a day

>>507865328 (OP)
you have to be the product of centuries of inbreeding, that's the main prerequisite to be retarded enough to even consider pislam

>>507873442
lmao

>>507870606

>>507873027
>Like a good father
yea how could anyone live without knowing the exact number of stones they should wipe their ass with? get the fuck outta here

>>507873247
I don't know why everyone is being so rude to you. This is an open forum I think the seethers are just kikes looking to muddy the waters.

>>507873369
Look how mad this kike is haha.
You left Pissrael to escape the missiles and accused me of doing it, typical kike behavior.

>>507865328 (OP)
You have to get circumcised first.

Is Jizzus basically Ichigo from Bleach?
He also died via a hole in his heart and then came back to life.

>>507873589
what?

who's being rude to me

i will get jibrile on the horn to put me through to allah RIGHT away

yes, allah?
yes
yes, box their ears
no box
i'm saying box
no, a cube is not a box
you don't cube someone's ears, you idi-
yes
okay good

>>507873623
monkey, let's see how long you'll Bostse from romania

i don't reckon you get paid enough to last more than 4 days

so i'll allahsee you and your retarded memeflag, in 4 days

>>507873574
This is why the west is so degenerate and fucked. It starts small with thoughts like "I don't need an authority figure to tell me how to pee" and then next thing you know you have faggots fisting each other on main street. Islam is submission. If one is not ready to submit to a comprehensive system of control one is not ready for Islam.

>>507873946
you'll piss and shit yourself like your Kike on the cross

>>507872307
>>507873425
b-but muh Hadiths say...
The Noble Quran takes primacy over Hadith only it is the 100% true word of Allah, turksperg

>>507874062
It would be just for you to have your throat slit for insulting the Prophet Isa.

>>507873964
are you still harping on the faggelinis

what happened to this post?

>>507869904

>>507874298
expat muslims aren't real Muslims. Hadith is what guides daily life you fucking kike. Go away rabbi kikelberg.

>>507874322
Who the fuck is Isa? Is that Jizzus nickname at the gay bar? Holy Sprite be upon him!

>>507874370
Bro I can't read your writing. What language is that? I would love to address your point but I am not sure what it is.

>>507874298
dont'e the nobele gourane Delle you to glorify mohampedo Salvo Lahey Vassili Salem day and nightse barraddarr

dont'e it Delle you that if it is listeningeeeeeeeee to the phube sunnahe it is listeningeeeeeeeee to allahe barraddarr?????

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm???????????????

>>507873502
lol, which way do flerf muzzies have to face?

>>507874561
why are you refusing what allah said in the q'ringe

regarding the faggalinise

and why are you offended in it?

because you want to throw them off the roooof

while being told by allah to insult them and spank them with sandals and that's it?


and now you give me the answer

inshaallahs

>>507865328 (OP)
I went with a muslim workmate to a muslim group. Then kept going for a while alone. I wouldn't have needed him but it's probably easier if you know someone but it's not necessary. If you don't know someone I recommend just googling. If there are groups in your area they probably have info online, they most likely even have some info directed at people who want to join or try it out. Otherwise contact them and ask, either by mail/phone or go knock on the door.

>>507874298
And Allah is more important than Mohammed (pbuh) so...we disregard Mohammed? Listen to yourself. You are using actual pilpul.

Demons are going to come for you when you die if you don't knock it off.

>>507865328 (OP)
You have to bear witness "There is no god but Allah, and Muhammad is the messenger of Allah", no, you don't have to learn arabic.

>>507873964
nigger what? functioning human beings do t need step by step instructions in how to hold your dick to urinate. this is indicative of the absolute retardation of muhammedans, can't even take a literal shit without consulting to see how muhammed would've done it.
also, there's no correlation between this and pride parades, talk about grasping at straws. the reason the west is where it's at now is because we've become so retarded we have our own people considering shit like pisslam. if you can be dumb enough to spiritually cuck for a man it's not too far off to be a complete and utter faggots they just don't advertise it, just look at such quaint traditions like bacha bazi. or all those hadiths with muhammed sucking in boy tongue
>I'm totally not gay Allah forbids it!!!!!
yea bud sure, to the shores of Tripoli bitch

>>507874715
that

alla and his masingire alone know bess

>>507874803
issssssleeeeeeeeeeeeme is so EASY barraddarr

>>507867591
Brews what?

>>507874761
please you have to tell me

because it would make my day

are you the halal pokemon drawings posting guy?

because that guy is a ledge

>>507874760
lmao

>>507866689
I said the magic words but I still don't believe in allah or think mohammad was a prophet. What happens now?

>>507875454
lmao

>>507874849
Ok I understand your point now and I think slapping with sandals is a good warning but for continued faggotry its baby bird time. The better question is why are you so concerned with the welfare of faggalinis?

>>507875454
Stick with it. No choice. Apostacy = death

>>507875199
I wish I could make your day but I am not :(

>>507865328 (OP)
You need to recite a certain oath and then start acting like one... they make it pretty easy to convert.

>>507875586
i'm concerned with shirke

and mushrike

and you were Gommiddingse shirke

by being offended in what allahs saidse

and are a mushrike

by being offended in what allahs saidse

and you are now an innovatore

because you are makinge up your own qurane

which is harame

thoughtse????????????????????????????????

>>507875719
that sucks...

i love that guy...

>>507875746
>and then start acting like one

so, a pedophile?

>>507875551
hey turk anon have you visited gobekli tepe? I would like to see some of the archaeological sights in Turkey one day but I am put off by the Turks with their very pigheaded interpretation of Islam. Can you recommend any good spots to visit in Turkey?

>>507876032
forget that silly kuffar dog nonsense and listen to this

the propit Salvo Lahey Vassili Salem hated the turks too

because he said the turks are gog and magog

what do you think about that?

May Allah guide the Turkroach
>>507865328 (OP)
You don't need to, but for praying and reading the Quran and some other rites, you need to learn Arabic. Oh and ignore the guy telling you to become Ahmadi. They are liars and heretics

>>507876178
I think either Turkey or Russia or both are going to bring down the hammer on Israel at some point. Hopefully soon.

>>507876307
do you do mutah?

>>507865328 (OP)
> fuck your sister or cousin
> have her shit out a dozen retarded kids
> be allergic to pork
> strap bombs to your body and blow yourself up and achieve nothing while doing it
pretty easy

>>507876365
wait why would the goge and magoge of satan... attack israel of satane?

>>507876388
Mutah is forbidden so no.

>>507876307
I'm right here its kind of rude to talk about me like I'm not part of the conversation. You are an expat muslim (like myself) and so you give bad advice instead of telling him to seek shelter amongst believers in an actual Muslim country. I bet you drink alcohol.

>>507876434
my allahs and his masingire before the thread dies i will make a replymaxx of all these five star posts with my favorite reaction image

>>507876507
are you a liar and a heretic?

who forbide mutahe?

>>507876530
>believers
>Ahmadis
Lmao
>I bet you drink alcohol
I hope Allah punishes you for your slander.

>>507876530
you're a cool guy i appreciate you barraddarr

are you new here?

>>507876628
Allah forbade it

>>507876752
show me in the qurane where allahs forbade it

you can't showe it to me in the sunnahe
sunnahe is not when allahs sbeakese, quran is

go

>>507876487
I like your style even though your refusing to talk about locations in Turkey doesnt do much for the VPN claims. You definitely have "it" so I'd like to help you learn about the nature of evil. I saw this piece of ass lecture in person a few years back and through the magic of the internet you can see it too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7jmCfiJCIo

>>507875954
kekaroo

>>507876674
I was cast out of Muslim lands and must live amongst kuffar and take insults from fake muslim expats like you. If you valued Islam you would live under it.

>>507876800
I'm not going to argue with a hadtih rejector. May Allah guide you and others to His Truth.

>>507867591
always see hebrew as a form of arabic
semitic lenguages after all, not worth the time, just learn the basics
I focus entirely on Indo-European lenguages and japanese, thats it

>>507865328 (OP)
No best muslims are iliterate and obey mufti blindly. Reading and thinking for yourself is haram.

>>507876813
this post... doesn't address the post you replied to barraddarr

why would the goge and magoge of satanse attacke israel, is israel goode wallahi?

>>507875954
If someone is a pedo, should they become muslim, catholic, jewish? Other?
Asking for a friend.

>>507873342
I don't follow. You're coping. Logic fail.

>>507876944
>I was cast out of Muslim lands
For being an Ahmedi you deservedly did so. Return to the path of truth.

>>507865328 (OP)
1. remove brain
2. insert quran
3. tie with bandage

>>507876990
listen, heretic

some fella named umare forbade mutahe

are you a kafire???????????????????

where did allah forbid mutahe

show me

>>507877138
use your allahbrainse barraddarr

where do you not get into trouble for raping a kidse?

in the land of the christian, the jewe or the land of the muzlime

make a surahe like it barraddarr

>>507877067
Why do blacks kill other blacks? Shouldnt they all just sing nigger kumbaya like faggallinis?

>>507877179
lmao

>>507875675
>The "apostacy" police will read your mind and kill you in your bed
Nice try Christcuck. Effectively the apostasy ban means you can't agitate for atheism etc corrupting the youth etc. Also since theres no separation between religion and state it's a form of treason, but carries death even in your fake ass country lol

>>507877036
>reading and thinking for yourself is haram.
This is unironically true. And it is good. Thank you for saying it. You will submit to Allah. There is no choice. Free will is for the west.

>>507877388
i'll just keep repeating it until you understand maybe

why would satan's gog and magog

attack

israel

is israel goode barraddarr?

>>507874444
Why hey there, me. YES! I would love to check your digits. Yes they are very nice digits thank you.

>>507865599
Actually very easy and cool thanks to Duolingo.

>>507877434
Gentlemen we have found the genesis of his crusade: a random result on page 10 of his "black cum" google image search

>>507877185
you should return to whichever muslim country you came from.

>>507865713
>more haram
So it makes you more arroused. Semites really are anti human.

>>507877232
Al-Rabi’ ibn Sabrah al-Juhani narrated that his father told him that he was with the Messenger of Allah (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) who said, “O people, I used to allow you to engage in mut’ah marriages, but now Allah has forbidden that until the Day of Resurrection, so whoever has any wives in a mut’ah marriage, he should let her go and do not take anything of the (money) you have given them.” (Narrated by Muslim, 1406)

>>507877602
very well done barraddarr

now, here's where it says in the allahworde

that the turks are gog and magoge

now

why would gog and magoge become the caliphate of allah

the besse caliphte of allah and his massingire was the gog and magoge of satan barraddarr?

>>507877516
No Israel is the synagogue of satan. Our brothers in the Book have that one right.

>>507877656

>>507877703
>now Allah has forbidden that until the Day of Resurrection

that's really good

where is it in the quran?

don't tell me you lost it??????????

you can lose Bagese of allahworde barraddarr??????????????????????????????

>74 pbtid
Holy fuck lmao talk about obsessed.

>>507870840
Islam makes sense half of the things are contradictory and half of the things are not followed at all.

Muhamed said alcohol is drink of the wise. Also there is a law that muslim girls if they work with you need to breast feed you so you become their brother or something othervise being in a same room with you is haram.

>>507877744
I see your point and must think and read more on this issue. Thank you for the point of consideration. Blessings to you Turk anon. Ignore the haters.

>>507877774
b-but

the propit Salvo Lahey Vassili Salem said this too...

and then...

the gog and magoge...

became...

...the caliphate barraddarr...

...................?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>507878052
lmao>>507878110

>>507871700
Gypesies are often muslim and they also have turks in that country.

>>507878100
One of my favorite things about Islam (because I don't fuck boys) is that chewing opium is so socially acceptable in much of the Muslim world. Opium eating is based. Way better than drinking a few beers and killing a family in a dui.

need hadem of virgin qt big booty habibi

>>507878110
>haters

who hates me????


i will get jibrile on the horn to put me through to allah RIGHT away

yes, allah?
yes
yes, wrap their knuckles
no wrap
i'm saying wrap
no, you don't rape knuckl-
ohh no maybe you can ye
no that's not necessary
and frankly
quite gay

just

talk to them y'know

my kids went through the same thing when they were 14

they just need someone to listen

okay

okay

okay

okay bye

>>507874298
You will literaly get stonned in arab countries if you dont follow the hadiths. 99% of muslims follow hadiths.

>>507865328 (OP)
I will ALWAYS support the jews when they kill muslims.

>>507877370
Skibidi rizz no cap suss bussin fr ong fleek asf Ohio Grimace Shake griddy.

>>507878593
you're a pedophile though

sadde

>>507876487
Magog is the Mongols
Gog is the kingdom of Rus-Georgia-Armenia:
>Ezekiel 38:2 ...set thy face against Gog, and the land of Magog, prince of Rus, Mosoch and Thobel

where did the muzlime from the canada of the dog kuffar go?

is he fetching me my verse in the quran

which is when allahs sBeake

when he forbade mutahe barraddarr

because if he can't

that means mutahe is not forbidden

or the q'ringe is GorruBdeded

it can't mean a 3rd thing barraddarr

sadde

>>507878807
that's fine

but the pedophile of allah said the turks are the gog and magog

this kills the muzshit

Having a great blast with this thread in the pub.

>>507879233
don't you though?

you have yourself a good one my friend

i aim to allahBlease

>>507879398
Respect bro. Btw I left Islam 12 years ago.

>>507879666
did it suddenly dawn on you that the sun can't literally be submerging in a boiling river on earth?

>>507878311
what don't opium-chewing muslims do?
>>507879012
turks are the ones claiming to be mongols
still not sure why when they are mostly kurds/armenians/greeks/galatians/etc

>>507879944
>World leaders of astrology and optics and physics thought the sun was smaller than the earth

>>507865328 (OP)
Why would you give up Jesus Christ? Become Roman Catholic

>>507880197
wait wait wait

wait wait wait

wait

wait

wait

wait

what???????????????????????????????


the propet of allah

alexander the great

may allah saluDse hime and granDse him Biece

was a leading astrologist and optics and physics etc etc at the time also????????????

this is a mircule

a MIRCULE of issssssleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme

>>507880188
my friend it doesn't matter what REALITY confesses

it's about what MUZSHITS believe

here are the related posts
>>507878168
>>507877744

guys don't you love the muzshit memeflagged retard are here with me, seething under the surface when he doesn't have a retarded way to respond that he might make an even larger ass of himself and his pedophile?

for me, personally, this is very entertaining

let's see if he has something to say to this'n

This dutchman converted to islam and married a malaysian princess. This would be you too if you convert to islam, it's just that easy.

Turk bro, you are doing amazing work.

>>507880926
>hey man, like, look, we have womenseeee barraddarr, oh come on, you NEED this you stupid kuffar, hey hey hey look look over here look, this is a girl! you are so LONELY barraddarr you NEED a muzlime wife so that she can't say nothing about you lmao! it's the only way! hey HEY LOOK AT ME YOU-I SEE YOU-IT WAS THAT ONE GO LOOK, HEY GET BACK HERE YOU- GO GO WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR GO GET THAT ONE HEY STOP GO

>>507881066
oh come now...

i just like having conversations with muzlimes, y'know...

>>507878016
Like I said before, I don't argue with hadith rejectors. May Allah guide you with His Light.

>>507881659
>may hurk durk you with his mcGhurk

yeah, here's the post
>>507878938
and here's the poopie
>>507881659

you can go

sadde

>>507881508
Simply based. May I ask you what you think about Atatürk?

>>507881948
the guy who ended the GaliBhaDe,
which was never meant to end until aessae PBUH came back
to end both it
and jizya paying

and proved shitslam to be the retarded counterfeit piece of shit ism from the sides of hell?

i have no opinion about him, one way or the other

>>507881797
nah nah go ahead deny the hadith as you always do. I presented you the proof but you chose to reject it out of arrogance. I hope Allah extinguishes this arrogance and stubbornness of yours and let you see His Truth.

>>507880926
He could have married a hotter asian closer to his culture.

>>507882683
>hurk durk, perk, durka herk, derk the pferk gherk You ghurkerk ferk. I ghurke ferqed You the dhurke zhurke chose to mGhurke the zerq, masha dasha rama lama rasooooooool His dhurqe

i accept your retarded shitslamic concession

either allah never said it

or the q'ringe is GorruBDeded

sadde

Turkish flag Poster, I hope you never quit. Have a good one.

>>507865328 (OP)
You have to fuck a goat until you synchronize orgasms

>>507883366
i mean... i might quit, if they like,

i mean i hope they won't start picking on me or nothing...

>>507883127
Meds

>>507883502
that's it

one replymaxx to all the five star posts in this amazing thread, coming up

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>>507866558
>>507868083
>>507869486
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>>507884552

>>507870462
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>>507883871
lmao

>>507865328 (OP)
I too admire Islam and have thought about converting. Their absolute emphasis on the oneness of God (Tawhid) is appealing. I also respect Islamic history and culture. They are the only civilization left on the planet that maintains natural relationships between men and women (maybe sub-Saharan Africa does too, though, and they're mostly Christian).

>>507865328 (OP)
First forget about having any logic whatsoever, then marry just first cousin and have retarded children , then wear a stupid dress grow a horrible beard live from wellfare. and then go around being onoxious because you are miserable and you have no joy in life.

>>507884864
>Their absolute emphasis on the oneness of God (Tawhid) is appealing.
tawhid means unification

how does unification mean oneness, specifically?

since this is what you find so aBBealingseeee barraddarr?

>>507865328 (OP)

Brain surgery...ritual to become good muslim needs than half of your brains the bad parts removed and you can heal yourself.

>>507884951
lol

>>507885133
>how does unification mean oneness, specifically?
Are you serious? They're synonymous.

>>507885430
why is your one retarded Bointseeee about shitslam is muh the oneness of allahs barraddarr

even though luciferians believe in one lucifer too

why would you Galle it unifications, as if it was a trinity, masha dasha?

>>507865328 (OP)
>muslim
lamo, mohomo didn't even exist, neither did mecca or aisha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVYzBjyVXW8

>>507865328 (OP)
You have to mutilate your penis.

>>507884951
It helps if you are arab since you evolved to be incapable of logic.

>>507885732
oh yeah????????????

if mohomo didn't exist,
who raped the child aisha?

you see? see look how the kuffar runs?

isssssssssleeeeeeeeem is undefeateded barraddarr

withe faGGDse and logiceeeeee

>>507884864
shame it's fake just like any other religion

Allah is fake and gay

>>507865328 (OP)
starting point is you play a little game with al zutt

why is your flag memed?

>>507870840
key word is seems
>vomits up teenage athiest level strawman for christianity stupid/bad
ah its retarded you will be a fantastic muslim

>>507885360
hhhahaa, the sad truth.

>>507871213
>Shit
>For
>Brains
That's why you worship a gay paedophile who drank camel's piss.
Fag.

whoa! guys if i make more than 99 posts in a thread, allah and his masingire gets uppity when i ask him to bring me my slippers

because he only has 99 names in real life

oh boy with this post i'm 4 post over the line

not good

>>507885778
Yeah it does, because if you are an arab, you have generations of retardation in your blood, I mean the first cousin thing is been going on for generations. Thats why they take seriously that stupid book and that asshole of a prophet.

>>507886758
follow along how he crapped himself

and then he abandoned thread

a taqiyya muzshit trying to fool people

sadde

>>507887424
i'll just make it easier for everyone

>>507870840
>>507871124
>>507872207
>>507872532

>>507887620
do you know why the pedophile said that "if you don't sin allah will wipe you out to replace you with sinners" shit?

because people were beginning to want to free their slaves to be more godly, and slavetrade was literally the pedophile of allahs' bread and butter

this is why he had to say that

retarded pedophile worshipping enemies of all that is good on earth