>"There is a surprise tonight that the world will remember for centuries."
Soooo
Where is it?
Fucking cowards
Soft as baby shit
they not gonna blow
a super rare ring will drop. gotta catch them all
>>507865737 (OP)The surprise is we get to endure kikes for the rest of our lifetime and beyond in a cosmic cycle of suffering.
Surprise.
>>507865737 (OP)How do you say "just two more weeks" in farsi?
it wasn't tonight, it was two-night, as in two more nights
pic related was leaked that was the surprise
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Nothing ever happens fags we’re right again
>>507865737 (OP)the surprise was the friends we made along the way
the surprise was that nothing ever happens
bamboozled everyone again
>>507865737 (OP)did this make israel waste all the good interceptors?
>>507865737 (OP)rumor has it they will unveil the flag of two more weeks at that time they will issue their final warning of their final warning
Nobody will remember generic niggers forever wars.
Iranian TV announced that they already have the atomic bomb.
According to the "don't let Iran get the atomic bomb" narrative, this is surprising.
https://www.newsweek.com/iran-state-media-release-video-nuclear-bomb-being-stroked-2087110
"Iran State Media Release Video of Dummy Nuclear Bomb Being Stroked"
Iranians don't understand that in the West, the USA and Western Europe portray Iran and Russia as cartoon villains. As a result, when Russia erodes its credibility, people think Iran's credibility has eroded as well. In fact, Iran never had much credibility to begin with since the Islamic republic is forever joined to the hostage crisis in the minds of most Westerners. Most people assume that whatever the Iranian regime says, it will be a combination of truth and lies intended to manipulate, intimidate, terrorize, and so on. Therefore, when Iranian state media says "we have the atomic bomb" the impression this creates is a child that is telling lies.
It's worth pointing out that the Iranians are really digging themselves into a hole. Iran should be engaging the West diplomatically and crying bloody murder, but instead they just go back to empty threats.
It's remarkable how weak Iran is given that they've been a democracy for forty five years. The problem is that they use the USA as a scapegoat, and this is a fundamentally weak and pathetic social contract. Iran should be intelligent enough to believe it is possible to combat Israeli and UK influence over the USA, but that doesn't happen, it's just "Death to America" every morning.
>>507865737 (OP)The ruling administration of Iran are all going to get together and live webcam to the world a panoramic scene of themselves all grunting off huge logs of shit onto a model train track and then the train is going to drive into all of it and smush it around the tracks, also the train will be covered in burning lighter fluid so it roasts the poo as it rams into it
No one will even know what to do, it's the ultimate geopolitical curveball
What makes Iran particularly weak these days is that both Trump and Netanyahu have put the blood of senior Iranian government and military officials on their hands, yet Iran, muslims, and Arabs are so saturated by a society of death and assassination that this fact doesn't mean much to them. They simply can't wrap their heads around the idea that in the West, the phrase "Trump and Netanyahu are murderers" really harms the reputation of Trump and Netanyahu. The Middle East seems to be a swirling cauldron of ancient animosity that erupts in fits of murder periodically; not so in the West. Iran cannot see that from a Western point of view, Trump and Netanyahu have caught the Middle Eastern disease.
>>507865737 (OP)It's going to be another paraglider attack
>Que the Ride of the Valkyries
