This is (You).

>>507866875 (OP)
Yes, but I'm not fat though.
And I've rarely ever been that close to a female.

god amerilards are embarrassing

>>507866875 (OP)
me on the right

>>507866875 (OP)
This guy will post here soon

Omg he's literally me!!!

>>507867015
Yes.

>>507866875 (OP)
Women don't deserve me

people like that got gfs who looked like her easily in the early 00s.
i speak from experience.

>>507866875 (OP)
And?

>>507866875 (OP)
The virgin hand reacher

>>507867232
The chad chair sniffer

>>507866875 (OP)
I don't understand men that don't at least try for a half way decent look. I mean, if he'd just go to the barber once a month instead once a year and it already would make a huge difference. And there we are not even at lifting or attire or contact lenses. Just the barber. Once a month.

>>507867232
I mean look at her, that's the closest he'll ever get to a bitch like that. might as well sniff in all the poop particles from the chair and coom in his pants right there

>>507866875 (OP)
Not even close. I haven't left my apartment building in 3 years.

>>507867232

The plight of the low value excess male. The best you'll ever be to her is a lap dog that rolls over on command.

>>507866875 (OP)
I only appeared in either sport jackets or Hawaiian shirts in that era

>>507866875 (OP)
No im not that type of incel. I'm the type of incel thats smug and superior and never even tries to have any emotional connection to other people. I'm also not fat.

>>507867589
look at the guys mannerisms, he's clearly retarded. a haircut isn't going to fix shit for that dude

>>507866875 (OP)
Not even close

>>507866875 (OP)
thanks for the self esteem boost anon

>>507867015
and even the thin ones are FAT

>>507868338
You should really work on your superiority complex, it's not healthy to not have humility.

If you wont handle me at my best you cant handle me in my vest

I was that dude, alternated between chad and repulsive geek every few years. Women aren't worth the time and every time you figure this out again, you'll turn into a pussy magnet, get sick of their shit, nerd out and then the cycle repeats.

>>507867232
why is she dressed like that considering she's at a speedrun event?

>>507867232
probably the most based moment in history

>>507868542
shes a whore looking for low hanging fruit beta buck simps

>>507868351
Looks more dyspraxic than actually retarded. That makes it worse for him - he knows he's an uncoordinated sperg.

>>507866875 (OP)
That woman looks like a goblin.

>>507868542
because she knows she'll drive a few hundred incels crazy and that's fun to her?

>>507868662
And the simps give it to her.
Problem?

>>507868542
You would be surprised at the people you see at these things.

he could lose weight, lose the glasses, gain muscle, get a better haircut, act normal and he would easily get a much better woman than the one he is next to.

>>507868835
But she could get raped

I have a triple digit body count and particular sluts love me

>>507866875 (OP)
Hkw many times did he die inside? I think at least 22 times.

Holy shit where did you get this video of (me)?

>>507869057
>act normal
Thats the biggest issue.

>>507868982

WTF ..DID I JUST WATCH

>>507868982
>an autist at an autist event
o wow

>>507866875 (OP)
That been confirmed to be breakroom

>>507869070
those guys are so fucking meek they wouldn't do shit, she knows that. they are boss level betas, and no doubt she was there with her boyfriend who would intimidate the shit out of them (he's there to show off to incels for an ego boost btw)

>>507869070
Incels dont rape women, they murder them.
Incels are generally disgusting and should be removed from society, but at least they arent sexually feral like shitskins.

>>507867336
same

>>507866875 (OP)
Not brown enough

>>507868542
>>507868804
It's a guy

It's 3 men sitting on the couch

>>507868183
>>507867232
>>507866875 (OP)
> speedrunning community in a nutshell
No wonder these "people" Billy Mitchell lol

>>507869473
If thats a man i want to have sex with him

>go to gaming event
>focus on the game
>ignore everyone else

>>507866875 (OP)
>>507867232
You just know they play video games. Degenerates.

>>507867009
female? anon... that's a man

>>507870073
That's the Oracle from this Matrix. You're better trying your chances with a local stray dog.

>>507870073
K well

I kinda look like that so, wanna fuck?

>>507872873
sure

>>507872873
>>507873645
fags get out

>>507866875 (OP)
Well, it seems like the right has got a new member.

>>507874093
he's at a weeb fest or some shit

definitely a lefty redditor

>>507866875 (OP)
>I-I'm not dying for Israel mom!!

>>507873645
K babe Im a bit of a pillow princess especially with guys so you're gonna have to do all the work. I also want you to look like Christiano Ronaldo since you're Portugese and do Suiiiiii after we fuck and we can eat something cuddle and watch some ishowspeed together

>>507867232
Apparently he dropped something and he picked it up. This was DEBOONKED a long time ago.

>>507867232
he imagined the smell and then went for the real deal

>>507868183
>it's pretty fresh in here don't you think?

>>507868982
that mr bean remake is not so bad

>>507868978
Why would I have a problem? The world needs whores. How else would you be here right now without them?

>>507869070
*should

>>507869193
Crash Bandicoot idle poses

wrong, i dont have friends.

>>507866875 (OP)
0:14 he had his chance and blew it. Never go full Chud, you're time will come

>>507866875 (OP)
no it isnt