Ron DeSantis has has won four.

What the fuck happened up there?

>>507869936 (OP)
Bad culture.
>They emasculate their boys.

57 years unironically since 1967
>The longest Stanley Cup drought in NHL history belongs to the Toronto Maple Leafs (57 seasons). Five teams have never reached the Stanley Cup Finals, with the oldest of them being the Winnipeg Jets/Arizona Coyotes franchise (43 seasons).

>>507869936 (OP)
literally wears high heels.

>>507870449
I don't understand the dick sucking Canadians give to the Maple Leaves as long as I have been alive they have been a shit team

>>507869936 (OP)
Most practical drinking receptacle.

once a player hits UFA they'd rather get paid US bucks vs Leafbucks
plus there are nine US states w/o an income tax (FL being one of them)

>>507869936 (OP)
This is mathematical proof right there that all pro sprorts are fixed. Canada has a quarter of NHL teams but hasn't won the cup in 35 years.

>>507871161
Or those who are in control of and/or benefit from Canada's NHL teams are succeeding in their goals in spite of no cup.

>Canada
KWAB

>>507869936 (OP)
Faustian bargain

cuz canadian teams dont pay enough so the talent goes south.

>>507869936 (OP)
>Cucknada can't win
>What the fuck happened

Take a guess:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xd8pB72yMQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2Kii2xUHa0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYHCyyw-eqo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJLMnxW329Y

>>507869936 (OP)
He has some ted cruz vibes.

>>507869936 (OP)
Its the Corey Perry curse

>>507869936 (OP)
This is a metaphor for Canadian vs American prosperity since 1967

>>507869936 (OP)
Lest anyone forgets. Canada wasn't a real country until 1982. It was part of the British Commonwealth. The Commonwealth plays cricket not hockey

>>507874418
They pay the same the players just get fucked by taxes

>>507875277
>Cucknada wasn't a real cuntry until 1982--ACK

>>507870607
Who are we gonna cheer for, the habs?!?

>>507875373
This isn't unique to Ukraine, we seem to take in... everyone?

>>507875559
>this isn't--
Bitch what part of "they're in every field and facet of everything" you didn't get or couldn't process? You're literal Oinkurine 2.0 since late 90's/mid-2000's. They've fully supplanted you, removed the actual genuine Canadians, and they've been steadily and thoroughly doing it for several decades. You're not a Canada, you are a total Cucknada. And there's also this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7sFxJbcYvg
Really speaks books, ain't it?

>>507875358
they pay them in Leafbucks

see if you guys were the 51st state it would level the playing field and you might have better hockey teams

I blame Canadians' terrible taste in alcohol. Almost nigger-tier

>>507875559
There was a particular group of Ukrainians however that Canada brought in and has tried to keep quiet about since, despite them erecting war monuments to soldiers who fought with Germany. The theory goes that Canada was already full of Ukrainians that the powers that be feared could actively go Bolshevik and work on behalf of the Soviet Union. Look at where the CCF came from geographically and how much Bay Street and other Canadian centres of power didn't like them. So Canada got some former not exactly Nazis to perhaps oversee the ones viewed as troublesome.

>>507869936 (OP)
32 years

POST THE IN STORE PRICES and maybe they will win a Stanley Cup!

>>507877353
That is interesting, gonna do some reading on it. It makes sense given NDP/CCF history