If God is so good, why did he create spiders? Or British people?

spiders are useful to the ecosystem and help keep the population of invasive insects down.

brits on the other hand

>>507870295 (OP)
Spiders eat small insects and controls their population.
British people spawn cute British girls with adorable accents.

>>507870295 (OP)
one is a ruthless, treacherous and untrustworthy lower life form. The other one are beautiful arachnids.

God is transgender

>>507870295 (OP)
>br*tish people amirit-ACK!!!
go back to reḍdit.com nigger

Or yellow skittles. Nobody likes those.

>>507870295 (OP)
Spiders are awesome you ultra faggot

>>507870637
No, that's satan

>>507870295 (OP)
So we don't relapse

>>507870295 (OP)
rustic colonial fly feet typed this post

>>507870295 (OP)
British people teaching jeets English is obviously worse

>>507870295 (OP)
To give you a challenge, there is no good without evil.

>>507870295 (OP)
British people are the spawns of satan.
So are French and Germans.
They only exist to serve Tukiye.

>>507870295 (OP)
Spiders were not created by OUR God, they rode the meteor that killed the dinosaurs to our planet

Yes spiders are awesome.
A small black spider spent winter months curled up in corner of our kitchen ceiling
What was amusing is that whenever the oven was on, she was perch herself at top of window with butt in the air, obviously enjoying the warm air blowing past.
When cooking was over, she would scuttle back to her corner and curl up tightly in a ball to preserve heat.
Disappeared in February. I hope she's OK.

>>507870295 (OP)
Thats a damn good question my friend

>>507870505
and crooked teeth

>>507870295 (OP)
>why did he create spiders?
So Charlotte's Web could be written.

>>507870295 (OP)
>spiders?
They're useful
>Or British people?
They're not particularly useful, but at least their language allows you to understand other posters

>>507873205
And he only wrote that so the 1973 movie could be made.

>>507870295 (OP)
The real question is why would he create large swaths of humans with IQs and impulses so low they couldn't even begin to comprehend him?

>>507870295 (OP)
>>507870417
This

arachnophobia is a girl meme, everytime I see a house spider ya im kinda teed up but i know shortie's just chilling eating all the bugs I dont like

>>507870637
>>507870880
You're both fucking idiots.

>>507870295 (OP)
>Or British people
We'd have destroyed you all otherwise

>>507870295 (OP)
I'm sure he had his reasons

>>507870417
Lmao, came here to post this

>>507870417
>>507870505
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>>507874143
>t.

>>507870295 (OP)
Or muslims


>British
>Muslim
Same thing

A) Replace all the spiders in the world with British people.
B) Replace all the British people in the world with deadly spiders.

>>507870295 (OP)
To test you. Can you overcome these trials, or will you fall?

>falling for intraracial white hate Jewish psyop

NGMI

>>507870417
Spider legs typed this

>>507870295 (OP)
Sorry* for taking away all your slaves, Shekelblatt.
*not sorry

Doesn't matter what time of day, search "brit" in the catalogue and there's always at least 2 threads by smelly brown subhumans enviously seething about the superior Anglo.

>>507879655
>Doesn't matter what time of day, search "brit" in the catalogue and there's always at least 2 threads by smelly brown subhumans enviously seething about the superior Anglo.
They hate us cos they anus.

>>507870417
Yep.

>>507870295 (OP)
That made me laugh, fair play.

>>507873055
He had to balance the player stats somehow.