You will never be Barron Trump.

How kino would it be if he married Princess Mako?

>>507874884 (OP)
When Baren Trump finally speaks to the public, he is going to sound foreign and pretentious with his strange 5 language accents and feminine role models.

Plus, having everything and being forced to excell above average at all times really fucks with you. He might turn into a serious sadist.

i aint no president's son. it aint me

>>507875071
Sorry, meant Aiko.
I'm a weeb, honest.

>>507874884 (OP)
I mean yeah that's kind of a given. We both have already been born
pic related is Barron

>>507874884 (OP)

Sorry to tell you but tall + slim people usually die very early. He better enjoy the time he has left.

>>507874884 (OP)
I would be pretty embarrassed to be Barron Trump right now.
Imagine hustling to get your father elected only for him to swallow Bibi's cock on TV.

>>507874884 (OP)
being a fat autist?
https://www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/828076/barron-trumps-wild-new-college-makeover-is-dramatically-different/

>>507874884 (OP)

>>507875071
for me, it's princess Kako

>>507875130
There was a video of him talking on election night, and he sounded completely normal.

balding and jewish looking.
yikes

>>507874884 (OP)
Thank God, I was worried there.

>>507874884 (OP)
suck his dick

>>507874884 (OP)
I'm fine with letting Barron Trump be Barron Trump
wish someone would put him on a b-ball team though, just to humiliate the nogs

picrel at 19
>extremely rich
>extremely tall
>extremely high status
>son of the president
>white
>handsome
>everyone loves him
>sharp jawline
me at 19 (right now)
>ugly
>5'7
>shitty supermarket job which i just stand around at, i can't even socialize with co workers
>no family. all i have is my single mom
>no friends
>nobody knows me
>work, go home and sit at PC, sleep, watch time pass by
>celebrated birthday in my bedroom again

>>507874884 (OP)
Good, I prefer being me

>>507874884 (OP)

>>507874884 (OP)
I'm a no good greaser

>>507874884 (OP)
HAIR

Baron been assisting Trump like Homer and Bart, dude is a straight up legend and he's gonna get a senate seat soon

>>507875071
Word on the street is he's already more or less promised to some old jew hag, the daughter of an Israeli loanshark Trump owes a favor

>>507875776
He needs to stop polishing the underside of his shoes, too!

>>507874884 (OP)
>thinning hair in the front
yikes, I have that. Sucks.

>>507874884 (OP)
unclamped as fuck. I'm jelly.

>>507875130
My dad is from the same country as Melania and has a thick a fuck slav accent and I sound like a stereotypical Bostonian. You pick up the accent from your friends and school not your parents

>>507874884 (OP)
Barron Trump will never be me.

>>507875846
Orange Blumpf has a good shabbos goy golem family and aspires to turn all his bloodline jewish. See: his daughter converting to orthdox judaism and bearing a jewish grandchild. "Nearer my God to thee".

>>507874884 (OP)
His Grandmother's Hebridean genes are strong. They always have those long eyes and narrow jaw.

>>507875686
That would be pretty funny if he joined the NBA and started dunking on niggers

>>507875315
All part of (((their))) plan

>>507874884 (OP)
Send him to Iran.

>>507876139
>>507876655

>>507874884 (OP)

Barron is the quentiessential pussy. Probably stays in his room all day fapping to anime while secret service makes him chocolate milk.

If I were him, I'd be fucking bitches, going to concerts/sporting events, smoking dope on a yacht and eating bbq. But when you are a pussy, you can't do these things. Hell, his only friend is Elon musk, another rich loser with zero taste.

>>507875356
Imagine being served chad 6 foot 9 genetics on a silver platter and instead of going to the gym and becoming a god among men you play fucking clash of clans all day on your phone. What a fucking waste

>>507875356
He's going to be such a fat slob, just like dad. Hot Pockets and gaming all day, then he'll be a perfect tool of the jews and marry a good hebrew girl as Orange Blumpf orders.

>>507874884 (OP)
>hair thining
He's literally me